Al Gore: time to mix spiders and goats

It’s really amazing to think that Al Gore was only a few hundred votes away from being President of the United States. He has turned out to be totally cray cray - the latest evidence when he went on a rant about how we should mix spiders and goats so goats can excrete silk in their milk.

"Good thing is we don't have to worry about the future because the future is in really good hands because Al Gore is here. And Al Gore has an amazing, some amazing news about, if you need silk pajamas, he's got it taken care of. Listen to this from the South by Southwest conference this weekend. Al Gore on the future of silk production," Glenn said.

In one of his typically droll and boring speeches, Gore explained "You can’t farm spiders for a number of reasons, so people are talking the genes from spiders and splicing them into goats...They look like goats, then these spider goats secret silk through their udders."


Glenn did warn that despite the seeming insanity of his statements, Gore's comments are reflective of what can happen with technology as society approaches the singularity. He noted that Gore's book, which has a chapter entitled "The Reinvention of Life and Death", deals with how technology redefines what life and even death can mean when man becomes merged closer with machines.

"Would you please listen to me on the coming singularity?" Glenn said. "The Reinvention of Life and Death. That means people will never die because you can be downloaded. This is the concept. Why? It won't be hard to unplug grandma because grandma will still be with you."

"The same kind of people that Al Gore ‑‑ he's creepier and more dangerous. Keep him on the global warming thing because he's more dangerous on this stuff. And this is coming. You may not have to deal with it. If you were my age, you're going to get ‑‑ you're going to get ‑‑ you'll be within 20 years of the end of your life if you're my age and this will happen. You'll have 20 years. But our children will have their whole lives, and our grandchildren will have their whole lives. Being redefined, life and death, what is life."

"Oh, please, I'm begin' ya, please read the Age of Spiritual Machines and The Singularity is Near. They are both by Ray Kurzweil. Please read them. Please know this argument inside and out. Please know what they are talking about. When they are talking about transhumanism. Ray calls it the singularity. I call it the singularity. Al Gore calls it transhumanism. When we transition beyond human."

"I was reading a story this weekend about the surprising lack of solar storms because we're supposed to be in, what is it, solar maximus right now? And the last time this happened, it, you know, burned all the telephone wires and everything else in the Twenties. It set all of the telegraphs on fire back in the 1800s. We're in that cycle again and they are saying that, you know, this is going to be interesting because what's going to happen. And nobody really is paying attention to this. If it happens, I'm convinced after hearing stuff like this it's the Tower of Babel. That is the biggest blessing that could happen to us because it wouldn't be an EMP that would take our country out and destabilize the world. It would take us all out equally. It will scatter us again, confuse our language. We won't be able to be global and completely united to do crazy things like transform people into something beyond human."

"Jeez, we don't even have the human thing down yet."

Here's video of Gore talking about spider goats on The Daily Show, just so you know we didn't just have Pat pretend to be Gore to make him look stupid:

Most self-proclaimed Marxists know very little about Marxism. Some of them have all the buzzwords memorized. They talk about the exploits of labor. They talk about the slavery of capitalist society and the alienation caused by capital. They talk about the evils of power and domination.

But they don't actually believe what they say. Or else they wouldn't be such violent hypocrites. And we're not being dramatic when we say "violent."

For them, Marxism is a political tool that they use to degrade and annoy their political enemies.

They don't actually care about the working class.

Another important thing to remember about Marxists is that they talk about how they want to defend the working class, but they don't actually understand the working class. They definitely don't realize that the working class is composed mostly of so many of the people they hate. Because, here's the thing, they don't actually care about the working class. Or the middle class. They wouldn't have the slightest clue how to actually work, not the way we do. For them, work involves ranting about how work and labor are evil.

Ironically, if their communist utopia actually arrived, they would be the first ones against the wall. Because they have nothing to offer except dissent. They have no practical use and no real connection to reality.

Again ironically, they are the ultimate proof of the success of capitalism. The fact that they can freely call for its demise, in tweets that they send from their capitalistic iPhones, is proof that capitalism affords them tremendous luxuries.

Their specialty is complaining. They are fanatics of a religion that is endlessly cynical.

They sneer at Christianity for promising Heaven in exchange for good deeds on earth — which is a terrible description of Christianity, but it's what they actually believe — and at the same time they criticize Christianity for promising a utopia, they give their unconditional devotion to a religion that promises a utopia.

They are fanatics of a religion that is endlessly cynical.

They think capitalism has turned us into machines. Which is a bad interpretation of Marx's concept of the General Intellect, the idea that humans are the ones who create machines, so humans, not God, are the creators.

They think that the only way to achieve the perfect society is by radically changing and even destroying the current society. It's what they mean when they say things about the "status quo" and "hegemony" and the "established order." They believe that the system is broken and the way to fix it is to destroy, destroy, destroy.

Critical race theory actually takes it a step farther. It tells us that the racist system can never be changed. That racism is the original sin that white people can never overcome. Of course, critical race theorists suggest "alternative institutions," but these "alternative institutions" are basically the same as the ones we have now, only less effective and actually racist.

Marx's violent revolution never happened. Or at least it never succeeded. Marx's followers have had to take a different approach. And now, we are living through the Revolution of Constant Whining.

This post is part of a series on critical race theory. Read the full series here.

Americans are losing faith in our justice system and the idea that legal consequences are applied equally — even to powerful elites in office.

Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to detail what he believes will come next with the Durham investigation, which hopefully will provide answers to the Obama FBI's alleged attempts to sabotage former President Donald Trump and his campaign years ago.

Rep. Nunes and Glenn assert that we know Trump did NOT collude with Russia, and that several members of the FBI possibly committed huge abuses of power. So, when will we see justice?

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The corporate media is doing everything it can to protect Dr. Anthony Fauci after Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) roasted him for allegedly lying to Congress about funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan, China.

During an extremely heated exchange at a Senate hearing on Tuesday, Sen. Paul challenged Dr. Fauci — who, as the director of the National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases, oversees research programs at the National Institute of Health — on whether the NIH funded dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

Dr. Fauci denied the claims, but as Sen. Paul knows, there are documents that prove Dr. Fauci's NIH was funding gain-of-function research in the Wuhan biolab before COVID-19 broke out in China.

On "The Glenn Beck Program," Glenn and Producer Stu Burguiere presented the proof, because Dr. Fauci's shifting defenses don't change the truth.

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Critical race theory: A special brand of evil


Part of what makes it hard for us to challenge the left is that their beliefs are complicated. We don't mean complicated in a positive way. They aren't complicated the way love is complicated. They're complicated because there's no good explanation for them, no basis in reality.

The left cannot pull their heads out of the clouds. They are stuck on romantic ideas, abstract ideas, universal ideas. They talk in theories. They see the world through ideologies. They cannot divorce themselves from their own academic fixations. And — contrary to what they believe and how they act — it's not because leftists are smarter than the rest of us. And studies have repeatedly shown that leftists are the least happy people in the country. Marx was no different. The Communist Manifesto talks about how the rise of cities "rescued a considerable part of the population from the idiocy of rural life."

Studies have repeatedly shown that leftists are the least happy people in the country.

Instead of admitting that they're pathological hypocrites, they tell us that we're dumb and tell us to educate ourselves. Okay, so we educate ourselves; we return with a coherent argument. Then they say, "Well, you can't actually understand what you just said unless you understand the work of this other obscure Marxist writer. So educate yourselves more."

It's basically the "No True Scotsman" fallacy, the idea that when you point out a flaw in someone's argument, they say, "Well, that's a bad example."

After a while, it becomes obvious that there is no final destination for their bread-crumb trail. Everything they say is based on something that somebody else said, which is based on something somebody else said.

Take critical race theory. We're sure you've noticed by now that it is not evidence-based — at all. It is not, as academics say, a quantitative method. It doesn't use objective facts and data to arrive at conclusions. Probably because most of those conclusions don't have any basis in reality.

Critical race theory is based on feelings. These feelings are based on theories that are also based on feelings.

We wanted to trace the history of critical race theory back to the point where its special brand of evil began. What allowed it to become the toxic, racist monster that it is today?

Later, we'll tell you about some of the snobs who created critical theory, which laid the groundwork for CRT. But if you follow the bread-crumb trail from their ideas, you wind up with Marxism.

For years, the staff has devoted a lot of time to researching Marxism. We have read a lot of Marx and Marxist writing. It's part of our promise to you to be as informed as possible, so that you know where to go for answers; so that you know what to say when your back is up against the wall. What happens when we take the bread-crumb trail back farther, past Marxism? What is it based on?

This is the point where Marxism became Marxism and not just extra-angry socialism.

It's actually based on the work of one of the most important philosophers in human history, a 19th-century German philosopher named Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.

This is the point where Marxism became Marxism and not just extra-angry socialism. And, as you'll see in just a bit, if we look at Hegel's actual ideas, it's obvious that Marx completely misrepresented them in order to confirm his own fantasies.

So, in a way, that's where the bread-crumb trail ends: With Marx's misrepresentation of an incredibly important, incredibly useful philosophy, a philosophy that's actually pretty conservative.

This post is part of a series on critical race theory. Read the full series here.