Brokeback Boardwalk: Obama & Christie rekindle bromance

Love was in the air as NJ Governor Chris Christie won his new object of obsession, President Obama, a teddy bear while the lovebirds strolled along the boardwalk in NJ. With his administration mired in scandal, Obama is trying to play his greatest hits - revisiting all the places where he got a bump in the polls. But the media seems to be missing one of the biggest stories from the day, and only Glenn had it.

And while many news outlets picked up on Chris Christie stepping in to win a stuffed teddy bear for President Obama, only Glenn and his special, investigative reporters picked up on what happened next.

"TheBlaze is reporting this morning that afterwards, the two made a sand castle of the White House on the beach and then frolicked in the crashing waves, playfully and gently splashing wanter on one another for about an hour. Then after Chris Christie played a game of shirtless beach volleyball, just in jeans, while the President cheered him on, the two departed for a dinner meeting," Glenn reported.

"Instead of the secure limo, the President rode on the back of Christie's motorcycle, tightly hugging around his waist from the back seat - or at least as much of the waist as we can get his arms around."

"As they sped off, a handwritten note flew out of the President's pocket and one of our Blaze reporters picked it up and it's -- seems to be -- I don't want to report it is, but it seems to be in Chris Christie's handwriting and it just says: Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game on this endless ocean finally lovers know no shame. Turning and returning to some secret place inside, watching in slow motion, as you turn around and say take my breath away."

"Now, because of Christie's recent weight loss surgery, the two decided just to eat a little lighter and they shared a plate of pasta at dinner. I don't know why, but they were in the back alley of some place there in Jersey. They claimed it was an odd coincidence, they happened to suck up the same end of the noodle as they were looking away from each other, then they suddenly turned and found their lips touching."

"The night ended with Christie giving the President a one hour private tour of Hurricane Sandy's tour under the Boardwalk," Glenn continued, "no press or staff were allowed, although the Secret Service got a little an antsy, because they did hear some moaning and they didn't know if one of them was hurt or what was going on. One unsourced account reported hearing the following exchange shortly before the moaning began, and Christie apparently said, 'Here we are, just the two of us together, taking the crazy chance to be all alone, because we both know that we shouldn't be together, because if they found out, it could mess up both hour happy homes.'

"And the President responded, 'How could something so wrong be so right? I wish we didn't have to keep our love out of sight. Yeah. Living two lives, it just ain't easy at all, but we got to hang on in there or fall."

"And then suddenly, both in union, which is odd, but both in unison said 'Secret lovers, yeah. That's what we are. Trying so hard to hideaway the way we feel, because we both belong to someone else, but we can't let it go, 'cause what we feel is oh, so real.'"

*Note: It's not clear if the above report actually happened...but it's probably better than anything that actually did.

The American Journey Experience is the new home of the car Orson Welles gave to Rita Hayworth. Orson Welles gave this car to his future wife Rita Hayworth for her 24th birthday.

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Every year as Thanksgiving approaches, the fear of politics being brought up at the dinner table is shared by millions around the country. But comedian Jamie Kilstein has a guide for what you should do to avoid the awkward political turmoil so you can enjoy stuffing your face full of turkey.

Kilstein joined "The Glenn Beck Program" to dissect exactly how you can handle those awkward, news-related discussions around the table on Thanksgiving and provided his 3-step guide to help you survive the holidays with your favorite, liberal relatives: Find common ground, don’t take obvious bait, and remember that winning an argument at the cost of a family member won’t fix the issue you’re arguing about.

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Winston Marshall assumed that he would be playing banjo with Mumford & Sons well into his 60s, but one tweet — simply recommending Andy Ngo's book — was all it took for the woke mob to attack. At first, Winston apologized, saying he "was certainly open to not understanding the full picture." But after doing some research, not to mention a whole lot of soul-searching, his conscience "really started to bother" him.

On the latest episode of "The Glenn Beck Podcast," Winston opened up about the entire scandal, what he discovered in the wake of his cancellation, and why he's decided to put truth over career.

"I looked deeper and deeper into the topic, and I realized I hadn't been wrong [when] I'd called the author brave," Winston said of Ngo. "Not only was he brave, he'd been attacked by Antifa mobs in Oregon, and he was then attacked again ... he's unquestionably brave. And so my conscience really started to bother me ... I felt like I was in some way excusing the behavior of Antifa by apologizing for criticizing it. Which then made me feel, well, then I'm as bad as the problem because I'm sort of agreeing that it doesn't exist," he added.

"Another point, by the way, that I found it very frustrating, was that that left-wing media in this country and in my country don't even talk about [Antifa]. We can all see this footage. We see it online," Winston continued. "But they don't talk about it, and that's part of my, I think, interest initially in tweeting about Andy's book. Because I think people need to see what's going on, and it's a blind spot there. ... CNN and MSNBC, they don't cover it. Biden in his presidential election said it was just 'an idea' that didn't exist. I mean, did he not see the courthouse in Oregon being burnt down?"

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