Weirdest. Story. Ever.: Crazy man molests neighbor's pit bull, claims he was sent by ISIS

Buckle up, because you are about to read the weirdest story ever.

"I just thought since we're living in a Dr. Seuss world, I thought I would start with a Dr. Seuss story today. One that doesn't really make sense. One that you're listening to and saying, wait a minute, what did he just say?" Glenn said.

A Connecticut man sexually assaulted a pit bull chained up in his neighbor's yard. When confronted by said neighbor at gunpoint, the naked man yelled out that "ISIS sent me" and "this is our day and you have to prosper in it".

Go back and read the two sentences above one more time. It may take a minute to process.

Alice Woodruff, the owner of the pit bull, described the terrifying situation to WTNH-TV :

“He pranced through the yard naked, yelling ‘this is our day and you have to prosper in it,’” Woodruff told WTNH. “’ISIS sent me,’ and I was thinking, ‘Did something like this just land in my backyard?’ I ran in, got my gun out of the bedroom and realized as usual the ammunition is in my car locked in my glove box. I showed him the clip went in, but I always kept the gun at my side while I was talking to him. He kept saying this is the plan, that we were going to die today in a massacre. He didn’t seem to care that I had the gun, and I kept it down. Then I gave him a warning and shot the gun to the right into the dirt.”

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Police are currently investigating the incident, but it's unclear from the article how this whole thing was ultimately resolved. Did the neighbor shoot him? Did he have a moment of sanity and stop? Did the cops show up and get him under control?

"She doesn't really say what the resolution was. All of a sudden the police are investigating. Did he finally stop day he must have or she would have shot him, I guess," Pat said.

"If there's a naked guy who says he's from a terrorist group and he was raping your dog, I would absolutely shoot him whether he was clothed or unclothed," Stu said.

"If he's raped my dog, he said ISIS sent him, we're all going to die today, and come shoot me, I think I do shoot him," Glenn said.

As Stu pointed out, Glenn has made a nice career out of taking people at their word, and the crazy man molesting a dog in his neighbor's backyard is no exception.

Thankfully, the man is now in the hospital. It's unclear if ISIS plans to send more crazy dog molesters to Connecticut in the near future.

Get Glenn's full reaction below:

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After imprisoning a pastor for refusing to follow COVID-19 restrictions, Canadian officials barricaded his church. And when some church members retaliated by tearing down part of the fence, Canadian Mounties arrived in riot gear.

Rebel News Founder Ezra Levant joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to give his insight on the crazy situation. He described the new, armed police presence surrounding GraceLife Church in Edmonton, Alberta, and how it not only encouraged hundreds of protesters to stand with the church in support but forced congregation members underground to worship as well.

What's happening is eerily similar to what occurs everyday in China, Levant says, and it must stop. Who would have thought this type of tyranny would be so close to home?

Watch the video below to hear Ezra describe the religious persecution taking place in Canada.


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Enough prayers? Why is supposed Catholic Joe Biden suggesting that Congress ought to stop praying for after someone commits acts of gun violence?

On Friday, Stu Burguiere and Pat Gray filled in for Glenn and discussed President Joe Biden's remarks during his speech on gun control. "Enough prayers. Time for some action," Biden said. Stu and Pat were surprised how dismissive Biden appeared to be on the idea of prayer.

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Just days after Canadian pastor James Coates was released from prison for refusing to bow to COVID-19 lockdown restrictions, several police officers showed up at another church to ensure restrictions were being followed. But Polish pastor Artur Pawlowski of the Cave of Adullam Church in Alberta, Canada, knew his rights, telling the cops not to come back until they had a warrant in hand.

Filling in for Glenn Beck on the radio program this week, Pat Gray and Stu Burguiere played a video of the interaction.

"Please get out. Please get out of this property immediately. Get out!" Pawlowski can be heard yelling at the six officers who entered his church.

"Out! Out! Out! Get out of this property immediately until you come back with a warrant," he continued. "Go out and don't come back. I don't want to talk to you. You Nazis, Gestapo is not allowed here! ... Nazis are not welcome here! Do not come back you Nazi psychopaths. Unbelievable sick, evil people. Intimidating people in a church during the Passover! You Gestapo, Nazi, communist fascists! Don't you dare come back here!"

Watch this clip to see the heated exchange:

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One of the most dangerous existential threats to the United States is Critical Race Theory, or CRT. As Glenn Beck has exposed over the past year, CRT is gaining momentum and has been preached in our universities for a while now.

Then last August, leaked documents revealed that Marxism, activist ideology of Black Lives Matter, is making its way into grade school classrooms across the country. And since then, things have only gotten more intense.

On next week's Wednesday night special, Glenn will expose the new ways progressives are systematically indoctrinating our kids and culture with this dangerous ideology. But first, it's crucial that you know what your kids may already be learning.

"What I'm about to show you is just the beginning," Glenn said, introducing the leaked documents.

"I found it shocking that Black Lives Matter supporters have developed lesson plans that start from preschool all the way up to the 12th grade," he continued. "Do you know the money it would take to tailor things ... and get it out to the schools and the unions for each age, to be able to brainwash the kids on Marxism and how to destroy capitalism by using race, sexual orientation, and gender?

"Our children don't stand a chance," Glenn added later. "They're not being taught anything except how to be radical activists. What the hell has happened?"

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