Disclaimer: The first half of this article has lots and lots of sarcasm.
Well, the day is finally here. After years and years and years of disguising himself as a conservative, Glenn was able to finally come clean and admit that he has an undying passion for just one candidate: Hillary Rodham Clinton.
See, all that stuff about defunding the GOP had absolutely nothing to do with the McConnells, Boehners, and McCains of the world being completely ethically bankrupt. It had nothing to do with the establishment GOP rejecting the principles of the Constitution. It had nothing to do with Jeb Bush's support of Common Core in Florida, or Mike Huckabee's love affair with Michelle Obama's "Let's Move!" campaign.
Nope. Move over Ted Cruz. See ya later Rand Paul.
Glenn's on "Team Hillary".
...Ok, maybe not.
"You know, a lot of people have been saying. Glenn, you're leaving the Republican Party. A lot of others would like to point out, really never a part of the Republican Party in the first place. But today's the day that I have to come clean with you. I have tell you, that I am for Hillary. I am for Hillary Clinton," he joked.
The guys then proceeded to rip her announcement video, which seemed to really target "people who like dogs" - which is smart since no one has explicitly wooed that demographic.
Glenn also mocked her for holding a special off-the-record dinner for media insiders ahead of the announcement, as well as fundraising dinners that took place in April.
"She actually launched her campaign to campaign insiders who had been funding her efforts for years and years and years before announcing it to the average people. Those people didn't hear about it until later. The inside donors got it first. But she's a woman of the people," Glenn said.
Watch the announcement video below:
Get Glenn's analysis below: