What does Rabbi Lapin have planned for his podcast?

For almost a year, Rabbi Lapin has been promising people that he would be starting a new podcast. He just needed to find the right home for it. Well, on today’s radio show he announced that he’s teamed up with TheBlaze Radio for the project. What does he have planned? Rabbi Lapin spoke with Pat and Stu on radio this morning about some of the issues he wants to tackle every week.

PAT: All right. Let's get now to Rabbi Daniel Lapin. He has an exciting announcement to make. I'm looking forward to hearing what this is. Rabbi Lapin, welcome to the program.

DANIEL: Well, good morning, how are you doing?

PAT: Doing well.

STU: Sorry for running our mouths for so long.

DANIEL: It's been a terrific show. It's been great listening.

STU: Appreciate that. Now, you have something pretty cool you're starting up. And I guess we get to be the ones to announce it with you.

DANIEL: Yes, that's right. This is the very first time it's being publicly announced. And as many of the people who follow me regularly. People who know my programs. Who know my books and CDs. They know I've been promising a podcast for over a year now. And I've just wanted to get it exactly right. I wanted to make absolutely certain that the podcast filled the need. That it really provided insight on a very practical level to the things I like talking about. Family. Faith. Finances. Friendship.

And above all, I needed to -- to find a home for my podcast where there was perfect symmetry. A home that was excited about having me as I was about being there. And so, yes, the exciting announcement made right here for the very, very first time is that the Rabbi Daniel Lapin podcast will be on the Blaze, starting next week.

STU: Nice.

PAT: Nice.

STU: Welcome to the family, officially.

PAT: I thought the announcement was going to be that you identified now as a woman.

STU: No, that's --

JEFFY: That's going to be on the first podcast.

DANIEL: It's being done. So I thought maybe I'd put together two pieces of news lately. And I was thinking of being a black woman.

STU: Yes. There you go.

PAT: That would be exciting.

STU: Get people to advise you how to go about that. So the first show is tomorrow. You'll be able to get it about noon. Is that right?

DANIEL: Well, something -- yeah, I mean, for me tomorrow is the Shabad (phonetic). So I will -- I will actually see it for the first time on Sunday. But it will be up.

STU: Okay. That's right. Blaze.com/radio. It will be a weekly two-hour podcast launching tomorrow. Even though the rabbi won't be able to hear it tomorrow. It will still launch tomorrow.

DANIEL: Yes.

STU: The thing we love having you on, rabbi. You can certainly talk about faith. But you talk about so much more. Basically anything that touches someone's daily life, you have a really interesting perspective on it. We're really happy to have you on the Blaze Radio.

DANIEL: That's really kind of you. I appreciate it. I'm honored to be part of your family. Stand shoulder to shoulder with you on the things that we believe and the steps and actions we take that we believe are going to protect our culture and defend our society. So I'm excited to be there. And, yes -- look, when you get right down to it. You know, what distinguishes us from nine dollars' worth of common chemicals. Why are we more than just a bunch of molecules put together cunningly? The difference is that we have a soul. And that's the reason we're driven by our beliefs, whatever they are. And I love talking about beliefs. Life is not worth wasting discussing facts. Right?

We can talk about what's the highest mountain in America. And it's a simple fact. When we ascertain that, it's the end of the conversation. But we could talk about, what's the most beautiful mountain in America? Or what is the most deadly mountain in America? We can have all kinds of conversation. So I believe that faith and belief are really central to almost every aspect of our lives. And it fines a place in almost every conversation.

STU: Daniel Lapin into at least at this point still identifying as a white rabbi.

DANIEL: A white bald rabbi.

STU: White bald rabbi. Soon you can identify that you have hair at least. That will help out. Show starts tomorrow. It's great. We'll have a good 12 hours to criticize and, you know, mock --

PAT: Before you even hear it. That's awesome.

JEFFY: When you go to the blaze.com/radio and look at all the podcasts we have right now.

Science did it again. It only took 270 million years, but this week, scientists finally solved the mystery that has kept the world up at night. We finally know where octopuses come from: outer space. That explains why they look like the aliens in just about every alien movie ever made.

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It turns out octopuses were aliens that evolved on another planet. Scientists haven't determined which one yet, but they've definitely narrowed it down to one of the planets in one of the galaxies. Hundreds of millions of years ago (give or take a hundred), these evolved octopus aliens arrived on Earth in the form of cryopreserved eggs. Now, this part is just speculation, but it's possible their alien planet was on the verge of destruction, so Mom and Dad Octopus self-sacrificially placed Junior in one of these cryopreserved eggs and blasted him off the planet to save their kind.

This alien-octopus research, co-authored by a group of 33 scientists, was published in the Progress in Biophysics and Molecular Biology journal. I'm sure you keep that on your nightstand like I do.

Anyway, these scientists say octopuses evolved very rapidly over 270 million years. Which sounds slow, but in evolutionary terms, 270 million years is like light speed. And the only explanation for their breakneck evolution is that they're aliens. The report says, “The genome of the Octopus shows a staggering level of complexity with 33,000 protein-coding genes — more than is present in Homo sapiens."

Lucky for us, they landed in the water. Otherwise, we might be octopus pets.

They mention that the octopus' large brain, sophisticated nervous system, camera-like eyes, flexible bodies and ability to change color and shape all point to its alien nature. Octopuses developed those capabilities rather suddenly in evolution, whereas we're still trying to figure out the TV remote.

These biological enhancements are so far ahead of regular evolution that the octopuses must have either time-traveled from the future, or “more realistically" according to scientists, crash-landed on earth in those cryopreserved egg thingies. The report says the eggs arrived here in “icy bolides." I had to look up what a “bolide" is, and turns out it's a fancy word for a meteor.

So, to recap: a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, an alien race of octopuses packed their sperm-bank samples in some meteors and shot them toward Earth. Lucky for us, they landed in the water. Otherwise, we might be octopus pets.

President Trump's approval rating is rising, and Democrats — hilariously — can't seem to figure out what's going on. A few months ago Democrats enjoyed a sixteen point lead over Republicans, but now — according to CNN's recent national survey — that lead is down to just THREE points. National data from Reuters shows it as being even worse.

The Democratic advantage moving towards the halfway mark into 2018 shows that Republicans are only ONE point behind. The president's public approval rating is rising, and Democrats are nervously looking at each other like… “umm guys, what are we doing wrong here?"

I'm going to give Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi a little hint. We know that the Left has enjoyed a “special relationship" with the media, but they might want to have a sit down with their propaganda machine. The mainstream media is completely out of control, and Americans are sick of it. We're DONE with the media.

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Look what has been going on just this week. The president called MS-13 gang members animals, but that's not the story the media jumped on. They thought it was more clickable to say that Trump was calling all immigrants animals instead. In the Middle East, the media rushed to vilify Israel instead of Hamas. They chose to defend a terror organization rather than one of our oldest allies.

Think about that. The media is so anti-Trump that they've chosen a violent street gang AND A GLOBAL TERROR ORGANIZATION as their torch-bearing heroes. Come on, Democrats. Are you seriously baffled why the American people are turning their backs on you?

Still not enough evidence? Here's the New York Times just yesterday. Charles Blow wrote a piece called "A Blue Wave of Moral Restoration" where he tried to make the case that the president and Republicans were the enemy, but — fear not — Democrat morality was here to save the day.

Here are some of these cases Blow tries to make for why Trump is unfit to be President:

No person who treats women the way Trump does and brags on tape about sexually assaulting them should be president.

Ok, fine. You can make that argument if you want to, but why weren't you making this same argument for Bill Clinton? Never mind, I actually know the reason. Because you were too busy trying to bury the Juanita Broaddrick story.

Let's move on:

No person who has demonstrated himself to be a pathological liar should be president.

Do the words, “You can keep your doctor" mean anything to the New York Times or Charles Blow? I might have saved the best for last:

No person enveloped by a cloud of corruption should be president.

I can only think of three words for a response to this: Hillary Frigging Clinton.

Try displaying a little consistency.

If the media really wants Donald Trump gone and the Democrats to take over, they might want to try displaying a little consistency. But hey, maybe that's just too much to ask.

How about starting with not glorifying terrorist organizations and murderous street gangs. Could we at least begin there?

If not… good luck in the midterms.

In the weeks following President Trump's decision to recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capital, the mainstream media was quick to criticize the president's pro-Israel stance and make dire predictions of violent backlash in the Middle East. Fast forward to this week's opening of the US Embassy in Jerusalem and the simultaneous Palestinian “protests" in Gaza.

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Predictably, the mainstream media chastised Israel for what they called “state-sanctioned terrorism" when the IDF stepped in to protect their country from so-called peaceful Palestinian protesters. Hamas leaders later admitted that at least 50 of the 62 Palestinians killed in the clashes were Hamas terrorists.

“In our post-modern media age, there is no truth and nobody even seems to be looking for it …. This is shamefully clear in the media especially this week with their coverage of the conflict between the border of Israel and the Gaza strip," said Glenn on today's show. He added, “The main media narrative this week is about how the IDF is just killing innocent protesters, while Hamas officials have confirmed on TV that 50 of the 62 people killed were working for Hamas."

The mainstream media views the Palestinians as the oppressed people who just want to share the land and peacefully coexist with the people of Israel. “They can't seem to comprehend that in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, only one side is actively trying to destroy the other," surmised Glenn.

Watch the video above to hear Glenn debunk the “peaceful Palestinian protest" fallacy.

Here are a few headlines regarding the protests in Israel: 'Global protests grow after Israeli killing of Palestinian demonstrators,' the Guardian. 'Israel kills dozens at Gaza Border,' the New York Times. 'Palestinians mourn dead in Gaza as protests continue,' CNN. 'Over 50 Palestinians in massive protest are killed by Israeli military, bloodiest day in Gaza since 2014 war,' ABC News. 'Gaza begins to bury its dead after deadliest day in years,' BBC.

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In each, the spoken or unspoken subject of the sentence and villain of the story is Israel. Innocent Palestinians murdered by the cruel Israelis. This is the narrative that the mainstream media has promulgated. Few have mentioned that the majority of the “protestors" that died were members of Hamas, the militant (and highly anti-Semetic) Sunni-Islamist organization that has been labeled a Foreign Terrorist Organization by the U.S. State Department.

A senior Hamas official told reporters that 50 of the 59 people killed in Monday's protests were members of Hamas, and the remainder were “from the people." So…they were all Hamas.

As usual, mention of such membership has been left out of the mainstream media's anti-Israel, pro-Islam narrative.

As usual, mention of such membership has been left out of the mainstream media's anti-Israel, pro-Islam narrative. Maybe they think of Palestinians as underdogs and they love a good scrap. Well, they aren't underdogs. But their outburst have been glorified for so long that it's near impossible to disagree with that narrative.