Stu shared the latest poll numbers from NBC with Glenn and his listeners on radio Tuesday.
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"This is the most confusing poll I’ve heard ever heard in my life," Glenn said.
Below is a rush transcript of this segment, it might contain errors.
GLENN: All right. Here's the latest poll from NBC.
STU: Donald Trump, 25. Ben Carson --
GLENN: Wait. Can you give me some history? Is that up or down? Oh, my gosh.
STU: Well, it's in line with his other polls, I would say.
PAT: Sucks. This sucks.
STU: Slightly up from his last poll from NBC. Down from other polls. That's why I didn't think it was notable to say it was the same.
PAT: So it's 25 percent still. Hanging in there. Contrary to what you believed in the beginning, was that he would go away quickly. Is that not what Stu Burguiere said?
STU: I believe I'm on record saying by Christmas, which I'm starting to sweat about now.
GLENN: I think he'll last longer than Christmas, but I think he's fading.
STU: I'm thinking of it as a gift from Jesus that he'll go away.
STU: So 25, Donald Trump. Ben Carson, 22.
GLENN: Is that up or down?
STU: Well, it's up from his last polls. But, again, a little bit above where he's been polling typically.
PAT: And then Ted Cruz, 21 and a half?
STU: No. Marco Rubio, 13.
GLENN: This is national?
JEFFY: Is it up or down?
STU: Yes, this is national. That is up, Jeffy, thank you for asking. Ted Cruz is in fourth.
PAT: Is that up or down?
STU: That's up. Thank you for asking.
JEFFY: How about Ted Cruz? Where is he at?
STU: I just said his name.
PAT: What percent?
GLENN: This is the most confusing poll I've heard ever heard in my life.
STU: I was going to go through it and then discuss.
PAT: What is it?
STU: He's at nine. Jeb Bush, eight. Carly, seven. Huckabee, Kasich, three. Rand Paul, two. Chris Christie, one. Graham, Santorum, Pataki, Jindal, Gilmore, zero.
PAT: Holy cow.
STU: If Lindsey Graham doesn't get 1 percent in the next two polls, he's out of the JV debate next time.
STU: That's a big one.
GLENN: That's good. That's something I can spend the rest of the day just chewing on. Yeah! Thank you very much.