Article courtesy of LouderWithCrowder.com, Written by Steven Crowder
Dear Europeans who look down their noses at Americans,
Your collective countries which form the European Union are as desirable a place to live as a hovel under an American bridge. Though let’s be honest, the hovel is probably cleaner. Also, our bridge trolls are less likely to blow you up than a Syrian refugee. Sure, not all the MILLIONS of refugees you let into your country are terrorists. But many probably are. How many? You’ll find out soon. My official estimate is “too many.” Circle back in a few months to worship me as your oracle. Also, send your hate-tweets to @Scrowder and I’ll be sure to get back to you immediately. Immediately!
Let’s get to the real reason you hate us. Well, reasons. In the spirit of civility, I’ll ignore the obvious jealousy of our superior dental hygiene.
Europeans often talk of American “arrogance.” How people abroad don’t like us. Partly because of this supposed arrogance. Well, after thinking about it, after praying about it, after writing a lengthy pro/con list, I’ve come to a serious conclusion: I have zero craps to give. Go ahead, call us arrogant. Stand on top of a table in a snooty French restaurant and mock the Yankees. My blessing? You have it. Get the point?
We have plenty of good reasons to believe we’re better than Europe. Mainly because we are. The key to pulling off arrogance is similar to mastering a great suit. Believe it. Live it. Love it. I’ve embraced American arrogance more heartily than you’ve embraced the Syrian refugees. But not as heartily as you should embrace dentists (okay that was the last one). READ MORE
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