Monday on The Glenn Beck Program, Glenn addressed the ridiculous National Enquirer story labeling Ted Cruz a serial cheater. Let's make one thing clear, Ted Cruz is without the magnetism of a Bill Clinton in his prime. A player, he is not. But that didn't stop the Enquirer from stereotyping him as a Latin lover.
Glenn tried to get through the top of the program without joking, but the opportunity was too good to pass up.
"When he said to me, 'Glenn, we need a more perfect union,' at first I thought he was talking about the Constitution. But then he looked at me with those strong brown eyes, and I thought, 'Oh, my gosh.'"
After laughing through the idea of Ted Cruz seducing women on the campaign trail, Glenn gave five reasons why the story is without merit or accuracy.
1. Ted Cruz does not display the arrogance of a man with mistresses
2. Ted Cruz has no game or "sexual predator" vibe
3. Ted Cruz is not stupid or reckless
4. Ted Cruz does not have the telltale rotting soul of a liar and cheater
5. Donald Trump's good friend runs the National Enquirer
"I talked to Ted this weekend, and I talked to others that know him very, very, very well. And I said, 'Okay, I got five reasons. Who's got more? And you tell me if you disagree with these.' Because I would drop him like a hot potato if these accusations were true.
But, of course, they're not. One of Donald Trump's best friends runs the Enquirer. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand what's going on here.
Listen to this segment from The Glenn Beck Program:
Featured Image: With his wife Heidi by his side, Republican presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) speaks to workers at Dane Manufacturing during a campaign stop on March 24, 2016 in Dane, Wisconsin. Wisconsin voters go to the polls for the state's primary on April 5. (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)