Jonah Goldberg: Our Choice Is Two Crap Sandwiches on Different Kinds of Bread

Never get into a Twitter war with Jonah Goldberg. The tweetmaster joined The Glenn Beck Program on Thursday to offer his take on the future of the conservative movement. Glenn credits Goldberg with opening his eyes about progressivism and setting him on a discovery course about the disease in our political system. Goldberg is the author of Liberal Fascism: The Secret History of the American Left, From Mussolini to the Politics of Change, an essential primer that explains fascism and the progressive movement.

"I don't want to talk about Trump. What I want to talk about is healing. How do we come together? What does the conservative movement look like in 70 days from now?" Glenn asked while introducing Goldberg and describing him as one of the great contemporary intellectuals on conservative thought.

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HIGHLIGHTS OF GLENN'S CONVERSATION WITH JONAH GOLDBERG

Proof that the end times are here: There's some river in Russia that's turned red, and it looks like a river of blood. And then they made that lady Ghostbusters movie. --- Goldberg

In response to Glenn saying people think we won't survive a Hillary Supreme Court: I do not trust Donald Trump for a moment not to use a Supreme Court appointment as a piece of leverage and a pawn with a Chuck Schumer to get some massive infrastructure. --- Goldberg

On God's infinite sense of humor: In an election where we have the two most unpopular candidates in American political history, we've managed to have a system that's generated two candidates whose only chance of winning is because the other candidate is equally disliked by the American people. --- Goldberg

On whether weasel Republicans will line up to stop Hillary from pushing through bad policy: She doesn't have the magic that Barack Obama has. --- Glenn

An impotent Trump: I contend that these scandals would have taken her out if Marco Rubio was the opposing candidate. --- Glenn

The truth that is Twitter: I think she's a one-term president, if she makes it through her first term. I mean, we all know that that cough is the Bubonic Plague or whatever. That's what I saw on Twitter. It must be true. --- Goldberg

What's in a name: The heart and soul of the Democratic Party is the millennial base, which all love this socialism nonsense. And the heart and soul of the Republican Party right now are a bunch of nationalists. And, you know, maybe it's because my last name is Goldberg, but I tend to get a little nervous when nationalism and socialism are joining forces in politics. --- Goldberg

Nationalists make both Goldbergs and Becks nervous: My last name is Beck, so there's a good chance that one of your relatives and one of my relatives didn't get along in the past. And nationalist and socialist make me really nervous as well. --- Glenn

On doing your homework: Donald Trump hasn't done any homework. We saw it last night in that Commander-in-Chief Forum. He wings it. He makes it up. He literally doesn't know what he's talking about. And I think it's unpatriotic. --- Goldberg

Who's going to win: If I had to bet my mortgage, I think it's Hillary. I mean, you can't just have one field office in Florida and call yourself a serious contender for the presidency. --- Goldberg

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An Afghan interpreter who helped save then-Sen. Joe Biden's life in 2008 was among those stranded in Afghanistan after Biden's troop withdrawal. He has now escaped the country with his family, but not with President Biden's help.

Thanks to private organizations, including The Nazarene Fund, the interpreter and his family have now been rescued.

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A shocking new report by The Daily Wire reveals that the furious father whose arrest at a school board meeting likely sparked the call for the FBI to investigate anti-CRT parents like domestic terrorists was furious for good reasons: The Loudoun County School Board allegedly tried to cover up his daughter's rape.

Rep. Chris Stewart (R-Utah) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to discuss the incident and explain why he joined 60 lawmakers in a letter to Attorney General Merrick Garland demanding answers for why the FBI is targeting parents.

"We want to know ... what kind of coordination took place between the White House, activist groups and teachers unions, and the Department of Justice," Stewart told Glenn. "Because we have evidence that there was [coordination] and, in fact, that the White House are the ones who initiated this. They asked for these activist groups to write this inflammatory letter to the Department of Justice saying they were 'intimidated' and that they 'felt threatened', giving the Department of Justice Attorney General Garland, the excuse to say, 'Okay, well, we have to respond'."

Stewart went on to say he believes the federal government would only involve the FBI in such an issue if its purpose is to silence and intimidate parents concerned about the "poison" being taught to their kids in school. So, what can he and the other representatives who disagree with the Biden administration's overreach of power do to stop it?

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Taiwan's Foreign Minister Joseph Wu is now warning that his nation is preparing for war with China after Beijing flew a record number of warplanes over Taiwanese territory. Wu reached out to another country for help, but it wasn't the United States.

In a video, Wu urged Australia to help prepare for a possible invasion, but gave the U.S. no mention.

"The defense of Taiwan is in our own hands, and we are absolutely committed to that. And if China is going to launch a war against Taiwan, we will fight until the end. And that is our commitment. And, of course, during this period of time, we would like to exchange with other countries for security cooperation," Wu said on ABC News In-depth's China Tonight program. "We would like to engage in security or intelligence exchanges with other like-minded partners, Australia included, so that Taiwan is better prepared to deal with the war situation. And so far, our relations with Australia is very good. And that is what we appreciate it for."

On "The Glenn Beck Program," Glenn, Pat Gray, and Stu Burguiere discussed whether or not America would do anything during such a conflict — because it sure seems like President Joe Biden is more focused on working with China to fight climate change. Plus, why did China just cut off all cryptocurrency?

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On "Glenn TV" tonight, Glenn Beck heads to the chalkboard to reveal how the fundamental transformation of America has already begun by turning the Declaration of Independence upside down.

If Donald Trump was a dictator, then what do we call President Biden? In Biden's first nine months in office, he has already issued 64 executive orders – that's more than Trump, Obama, W. Bush, Clinton, Bush, and Reagan each issued in their entire first years in office.

You never hear the Left talk about the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, or the Bill of Rights any more, unless it's to "reimagine" the Constitution or slap a "harmful content" warning on our founding documents. Seriously. The National Archives said while its website label wasn't targeting the Constitution specifically, "some of the materials presented here may reflect outdated, biased, offensive, and possibly violent views and opinions." The Left finds basic, guaranteed rights so offensive they now spend all of their time on workarounds to deal with America's annoying founding documents.

Watch the full episode of "Glenn TV" below to see Glenn outline the aggressive unconstitutional abuses "King Biden" is jamming down our throats and teaches Americans how we can defend against presidential tyranny.

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