Jonah Goldberg: Our Choice Is Two Crap Sandwiches on Different Kinds of Bread

Never get into a Twitter war with Jonah Goldberg. The tweetmaster joined The Glenn Beck Program on Thursday to offer his take on the future of the conservative movement. Glenn credits Goldberg with opening his eyes about progressivism and setting him on a discovery course about the disease in our political system. Goldberg is the author of Liberal Fascism: The Secret History of the American Left, From Mussolini to the Politics of Change, an essential primer that explains fascism and the progressive movement.

"I don't want to talk about Trump. What I want to talk about is healing. How do we come together? What does the conservative movement look like in 70 days from now?" Glenn asked while introducing Goldberg and describing him as one of the great contemporary intellectuals on conservative thought.

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Proof that the end times are here: There's some river in Russia that's turned red, and it looks like a river of blood. And then they made that lady Ghostbusters movie. --- Goldberg

In response to Glenn saying people think we won't survive a Hillary Supreme Court: I do not trust Donald Trump for a moment not to use a Supreme Court appointment as a piece of leverage and a pawn with a Chuck Schumer to get some massive infrastructure. --- Goldberg

On God's infinite sense of humor: In an election where we have the two most unpopular candidates in American political history, we've managed to have a system that's generated two candidates whose only chance of winning is because the other candidate is equally disliked by the American people. --- Goldberg

On whether weasel Republicans will line up to stop Hillary from pushing through bad policy: She doesn't have the magic that Barack Obama has. --- Glenn

An impotent Trump: I contend that these scandals would have taken her out if Marco Rubio was the opposing candidate. --- Glenn

The truth that is Twitter: I think she's a one-term president, if she makes it through her first term. I mean, we all know that that cough is the Bubonic Plague or whatever. That's what I saw on Twitter. It must be true. --- Goldberg

What's in a name: The heart and soul of the Democratic Party is the millennial base, which all love this socialism nonsense. And the heart and soul of the Republican Party right now are a bunch of nationalists. And, you know, maybe it's because my last name is Goldberg, but I tend to get a little nervous when nationalism and socialism are joining forces in politics. --- Goldberg

Nationalists make both Goldbergs and Becks nervous: My last name is Beck, so there's a good chance that one of your relatives and one of my relatives didn't get along in the past. And nationalist and socialist make me really nervous as well. --- Glenn

On doing your homework: Donald Trump hasn't done any homework. We saw it last night in that Commander-in-Chief Forum. He wings it. He makes it up. He literally doesn't know what he's talking about. And I think it's unpatriotic. --- Goldberg

Who's going to win: If I had to bet my mortgage, I think it's Hillary. I mean, you can't just have one field office in Florida and call yourself a serious contender for the presidency. --- Goldberg

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Terry Trobiani owns Gianelli's Drive Thru in Prairie Grove, Illinois, where he put up a row of American flags for the Fourth of July. But the city claimed he was displaying two of them improperly and issued him a $100 ticket for each flag.

Terry joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to explain what he believes really happened. He told Glenn that, according to city ordinance, the American flag is considered "ornamental" and should therefore have been permitted on a federal holiday. But the city has now classified the flag as a "sign."

"Apparently, the village of Prairie Grove has classified the American flag as a sign and they've taken away the symbol of the American flag," Terry said. "So, as a sign, it falls under their temporary sign ordinance, which prohibits any flying, or any positioning of signs on your property — and now this includes the American flag. [...] The only way I could fly the American flag on my property is if I put it on a permanent 20 to 30-foot flagpole, which they have to permit."

Terry went on to explain how the city is now demanding an apology for his actions, and all after more than a year of small-business crushing COVID restrictions and government mandates.

"COVID was tough," Terry stated. "You know, we're in the restaurant business. COVID was tough on us. We succeeded. We made it through. We cut a lot of things, but we never cut an employee. We paid all our employees. I didn't take a paycheck for a year just to keep our employees on, because it was that important to me to keep things going. And, you know, you fight for a year, and you beat a pandemic, and then you have this little municipality with five trustees and a president, who just have no respect for small businesses. And right now, what I see is they have no respect for the republic and the United States ... I think it's terrible. The direction that government, at all levels, have taken us to this point, it's despicable."

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The Biden administration is now doing everything it can to censor what it has decided is COVID-19 "misinformation." But Glenn Beck isn't confident that the silencing of voices will stop there.

Yeonmi Park grew up in North Korea, where there is no freedom of speech, and she joined Glenn to warn that America must not let this freedom go.

"Whenever authoritarianism rises, the first thing they go after is freedom of speech," she said.

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Most self-proclaimed Marxists know very little about Marxism. Some of them have all the buzzwords memorized. They talk about the exploits of labor. They talk about the slavery of capitalist society and the alienation caused by capital. They talk about the evils of power and domination.

But they don't actually believe what they say. Or else they wouldn't be such violent hypocrites. And we're not being dramatic when we say "violent."

For them, Marxism is a political tool that they use to degrade and annoy their political enemies.

They don't actually care about the working class.

Another important thing to remember about Marxists is that they talk about how they want to defend the working class, but they don't actually understand the working class. They definitely don't realize that the working class is composed mostly of so many of the people they hate. Because, here's the thing, they don't actually care about the working class. Or the middle class. They wouldn't have the slightest clue how to actually work, not the way we do. For them, work involves ranting about how work and labor are evil.

Ironically, if their communist utopia actually arrived, they would be the first ones against the wall. Because they have nothing to offer except dissent. They have no practical use and no real connection to reality.

Again ironically, they are the ultimate proof of the success of capitalism. The fact that they can freely call for its demise, in tweets that they send from their capitalistic iPhones, is proof that capitalism affords them tremendous luxuries.

Their specialty is complaining. They are fanatics of a religion that is endlessly cynical.

They sneer at Christianity for promising Heaven in exchange for good deeds on earth — which is a terrible description of Christianity, but it's what they actually believe — and at the same time they criticize Christianity for promising a utopia, they give their unconditional devotion to a religion that promises a utopia.

They are fanatics of a religion that is endlessly cynical.

They think capitalism has turned us into machines. Which is a bad interpretation of Marx's concept of the General Intellect, the idea that humans are the ones who create machines, so humans, not God, are the creators.

They think that the only way to achieve the perfect society is by radically changing and even destroying the current society. It's what they mean when they say things about the "status quo" and "hegemony" and the "established order." They believe that the system is broken and the way to fix it is to destroy, destroy, destroy.

Critical race theory actually takes it a step farther. It tells us that the racist system can never be changed. That racism is the original sin that white people can never overcome. Of course, critical race theorists suggest "alternative institutions," but these "alternative institutions" are basically the same as the ones we have now, only less effective and actually racist.

Marx's violent revolution never happened. Or at least it never succeeded. Marx's followers have had to take a different approach. And now, we are living through the Revolution of Constant Whining.

This post is part of a series on critical race theory. Read the full series here.

Americans are losing faith in our justice system and the idea that legal consequences are applied equally — even to powerful elites in office.

Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to detail what he believes will come next with the Durham investigation, which hopefully will provide answers to the Obama FBI's alleged attempts to sabotage former President Donald Trump and his campaign years ago.

Rep. Nunes and Glenn assert that we know Trump did NOT collude with Russia, and that several members of the FBI possibly committed huge abuses of power. So, when will we see justice?

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