Hillary Body Double Conspiracy Spreads Like the Plague (or Walking Pneumonia)

Does Hillary have a body double? Some conspiracy theorists think so following her weekend performance in New York City. Unable to stand or walk on her own at a 9/11 memorial, staffers swiftly hauled Hillary into a waiting van and issued excuses to explain her bizarre behavior. A few hours later, she emerged from her daughter's apartment building all smiles, walking on her own.

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Glenn was not among the conspiracy theorists, but not everyone shared his viewpoint.

"Not going to listen to it," Glenn said Monday on The Glenn Beck Program.

"Because you don't want to know the truth," Co-host Pat Gray exclaimed.

"Come on, Pat. You're joking, right?" Glenn asked.

"Whatever, I am not joking," Pat huffed.

So what's causing this rift between two friends who usually see eye-to-eye?

"She goes down, to the point where everybody around her, Secret Service, aides, everybody is grabbing on to her. They lift her into the van. They drive her to Chelsea's house, which is where you go when you've had a seizure," Pat said sarcastically. "You go directly to your daughter's house, which is brilliant, because your daughter is an amazing sorcerer to make you better? What the hell is that?"

Glenn believed Hillary wasn't taken to a hospital because it could cause problems for, you know, people who habitually lie about everything and have forgotten how to tell the truth.

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"Before we get into invasion of the freaking body snatchers, hang on," Glenn said. "If she really did have pneumonia and she knows she's just passing out, the doctor is like, You've got to take a break, or you're going to pass out. You're going to be very, very sick. Okay, so bring me to Chelsea's.

Pat had a different interpretation, given that Clinton was surrounded by staffers and secret service earlier.

"When one hour ago, she's got a full detail lifting her into the van. Now she's completely alone. Now they're not even concerned about an episode. Now Hillary is so good that she can skip and dance and do ballet? Come on. Something's wrong there. Something is wrong there," Pat said.

Wargaming possible scenarios for Hillary's post-collapse performance garnered several interesting theories about what's wrong with her --- walking pneumonia, boogie woogie flu --- and, more importantly, movies scenes she might be trying to recreate.

"The best way to describe it is Weekend at Bernie's," Glenn said.

"She was down, and she was carried into the van," Pat said.

"It was scary. Honestly, it looked like a horror film," Co-host Stu Burguire said.

"It looked like Taken. That's what you expect to happen when, you know, your 18-year-old daughter goes to Europe and is kidnapped. She's given a roofie, and all of a sudden, the van pulls up and she's scooped into the van. That's what it looked like," Glenn said.

One hour later, she's perfectly fine, practically skipping out of Chelsea's apartment.

"Why is that suspicious?" Glenn asked.

Listen to the full segment from The Glenn Beck Program:

Featured Image: Democratic presidental nominee former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton waves as she leaves the home of her daughter Chelsea Clinton on September 11, 2016 in New York City. Hillary Clinton left a September 11 Commemoration Ceremony early after feeling overheated and went to her daughter’s house to rest. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

A restaurant owner in Southwest Harbor, Maine, has taken to sedating her lobsters with marijuana to help ease the pain of being being boiled alive — a popular way of cooking the crustaceans.

The owner of Charlotte's Legendary Lobster Pound, Charlotte Gill, said she feels bad for the lobsters she serves in her restaurant, noting, "there is no exit strategy" for them.

"She wants to get the lobsters baked before they're boiled," Glenn said on Thursday's episode of "The Glenn Beck Radio Program."

He wondered if marijuana actually made the lobsters more paranoid, recalling an "all-time classic" comic involving a paranoid lobster and a swipe at Glenn himself, a self-described "optimistic catastrophist."

Watch the video below to catch more of the conversation.

Of course Spooky Dude is connected to Kavanaugh hit job

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You know it's kind of crazy how blatantly transparent Democrats have been during the Kavanaugh hearings. I'm definitely not saying this in any kind of positive light. I'm just amazed at how the left is giving the entire country a direct insiders look on how they go about their business. I mean, this entire confirmation charade has got everything… from "mic checking" to shout down your opponents, to political grandstanding to gain favor for future elections, to shady plots involving big money donors advancing progressive agendas. This is truly a look inside the Left's political playbook. It's open for everyone to see, and they don't even really appear to give a crap to try and hide it.

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Take for instance the Ford sexual assault allegation. Grassley has given Ford until tomorrow to commit to a testimony that would be conducted in the next 72 hours. He wants it complete by Monday so they can move on with a committee vote. But Ford and her lawyer are delaying. They want the FBI to do an investigation, but procedurally that's not how this works. Ford's lawyer, Debra Katz, knows this. So why delay?

Well, it's pretty obvious. Again, the Left isn't trying to hide what they're doing here. Democrats want this delayed as close to the November midterms as possible. They study history just like anyone else does. When this nearly identical scenario happened with Clarence Thomas and Anita Hill back in 1991, it triggered what is now known as "The Year of the Woman" in the 1992 elections. Dianne Feinstein, the ranking Democrat on the Judiciary Committee, was a product of that Democrat surge.

But the Ford accusation reveals a lot more. Back in August, a large group of Left-leaning groups co-signed a letter to both Senator Feinstein and Senator Grassley demanding Kavanaugh records. It was basically the same narrative that Cory Booker and Kamala Harris were using during the opening day of the confirmation hearing. One of the groups that co-signed the letter was called the Project on Government Oversight, or POGO. The vice chair of POGO is a woman named Debra Katz - YES - the same Debra Katz that is now the lawyer for Kavanaugh's accuser. Don't worry, this gets even more ridiculous. POGO is directly funded by - guess who - George Soros and the Open Society Foundation.

We're seeing a play-by-play political hit job live as it all plays out.

Soros' fingerprints are all over this. In June the Daily Caller reported that a group called Demand Justice had launched an effort to try and stop Kavanaugh's confirmation. They allocated five million to the project. Wanna take a guess where they get their money? Demand Justice gets their funding from something called the Sixteen Thirty Fund, and their funds come directly from George Soros and the Open Society Policy Center. They've given over two million in recent years.

We're seeing a play-by-play political hit job live as it all plays out. If you thought Netflix's House of Cards was fiction… I give you the Kavanaugh hearings.

Jeremy Boreing, COO at the Daily Wire and executive producer of "The Ben Shapiro Show," joined Glenn Beck on Tuesday to weigh in on the ongoing debate about whether the government should regulate digital media such as Facebook, Twitter, and Google.

In reference to leaked documents that revealed a "secret meeting that happened with Media Matters and their strategic plan," Glenn asked Boreing for his thoughts on "raw data" sharing (by social media platforms) and the suppression of conservative voices in digital media.

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Boreing noted that Cambridge Analytica is under fire for using techniques, supplied to them by Facebook, to collect the same data sets that Media Matters has apparently collected.

"This is a pretty classic example of the left not being happy when the right does the same things that they are doing," he said.

"How do [conservative outlets] survive if you have Media Matters guiding Facebook and Twitter and Google on who to suppress and who not to?" Glenn asked.

"Unfortunately, I think that there's going to be a certain amount of lawfare that has to become a part of the tool belt of the right," Boreing said. "But specifically with these social media platforms, because of the Communications Decency Act in section 230, they sought protection from the government with being held liable in certain instances because they said 'we're not publishers, we're platforms.'"

"Now, they're trying to have it the other way. They're trying to say, 'No, we can act as publishers. We can determine what kind of opinions we want stated on our networks,'" he added.

Watch the clip below to catch more of the conversation.


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Dennis Prager, syndicated radio host and founder of PragerU, joined Glenn on Tuesday's episode of "The Glenn Beck Radio Program" to weigh in on the volatile political climate in America today.

"I think that the crisis in America is the greatest in my lifetime and the greatest since the actual Civil War," Prager said.

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"I never engage in hyperbole," he explained. "I may, like anyone, be wrong. But I took a vow 35 years ago when I started radio, that … I [would] try to tell the truth. And I've never been accused of a lie, I'm proud to tell you. I've been called every word, but not liar. And I took another vow, don't even exaggerate, because it works for about a year. But gradually people understand, 'He doesn't really mean that. He's just overstating the case. So, I am not overstating when I say we are in a civil war in the United States."

He noted the tremendous "gap between the left and the rest of the country" and gave an example of the now "normative" practice of not calling children "boys or girls" in schools because it's considered wrong to impose a gender identity.

"That is sick to the point of child abuse," he said. "We are watching crazy people take our country."

UPDATE: Here's how the discussion went on radio. Watch the video below.


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