Does Hillary have a body double? Some conspiracy theorists think so following her weekend performance in New York City. Unable to stand or walk on her own at a 9/11 memorial, staffers swiftly hauled Hillary into a waiting van and issued excuses to explain her bizarre behavior. A few hours later, she emerged from her daughter's apartment building all smiles, walking on her own.
Glenn was not among the conspiracy theorists, but not everyone shared his viewpoint.
"Not going to listen to it," Glenn said Monday on The Glenn Beck Program.
"Because you don't want to know the truth," Co-host Pat Gray exclaimed.
"Come on, Pat. You're joking, right?" Glenn asked.
"Whatever, I am not joking," Pat huffed.
So what's causing this rift between two friends who usually see eye-to-eye?
"She goes down, to the point where everybody around her, Secret Service, aides, everybody is grabbing on to her. They lift her into the van. They drive her to Chelsea's house, which is where you go when you've had a seizure," Pat said sarcastically. "You go directly to your daughter's house, which is brilliant, because your daughter is an amazing sorcerer to make you better? What the hell is that?"
Glenn believed Hillary wasn't taken to a hospital because it could cause problems for, you know, people who habitually lie about everything and have forgotten how to tell the truth.
"Before we get into invasion of the freaking body snatchers, hang on," Glenn said. "If she really did have pneumonia and she knows she's just passing out, the doctor is like, You've got to take a break, or you're going to pass out. You're going to be very, very sick. Okay, so bring me to Chelsea's.
Pat had a different interpretation, given that Clinton was surrounded by staffers and secret service earlier.
"When one hour ago, she's got a full detail lifting her into the van. Now she's completely alone. Now they're not even concerned about an episode. Now Hillary is so good that she can skip and dance and do ballet? Come on. Something's wrong there. Something is wrong there," Pat said.
Wargaming possible scenarios for Hillary's post-collapse performance garnered several interesting theories about what's wrong with her --- walking pneumonia, boogie woogie flu --- and, more importantly, movies scenes she might be trying to recreate.
"The best way to describe it is Weekend at Bernie's," Glenn said.
"She was down, and she was carried into the van," Pat said.
"It was scary. Honestly, it looked like a horror film," Co-host Stu Burguire said.
"It looked like Taken. That's what you expect to happen when, you know, your 18-year-old daughter goes to Europe and is kidnapped. She's given a roofie, and all of a sudden, the van pulls up and she's scooped into the van. That's what it looked like," Glenn said.
One hour later, she's perfectly fine, practically skipping out of Chelsea's apartment.
"Why is that suspicious?" Glenn asked.
Listen to the full segment from The Glenn Beck Program:
Featured Image: Democratic presidental nominee former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton waves as she leaves the home of her daughter Chelsea Clinton on September 11, 2016 in New York City. Hillary Clinton left a September 11 Commemoration Ceremony early after feeling overheated and went to her daughter’s house to rest. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)