Glenn and His Co-hosts Mourn the Breakup of Brad and Angelina

News of Angelina Jolie filing for divorce reached the four corners of the earth today. Media outlets, carrier pigeons and trumpeters announced the breakup within milliseconds of receiving the press release.

Not even The Glenn Beck Program was immune.

"We're actually sitting here mourning the breakup of the family of Brad and Angelina," Glenn said Tuesday on his radio program.

As a result, both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be without partners for, like, a minute or less. Their six children, on the other hand, will sadly see their family dynamic change forever.

"I'm actually sad," Glenn said.

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Below is a rush transcript of this segment, it might contain errors:

GLENN: We're actually sitting here mourning the breakup of the family of Brad and Angelina.

PAT: Right because he could be alone for minutes. And so could she.

JEFFY: It's sad.

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: Well, probably not in full minutes. Probably seconds.

PAT: Probably not full minutes, but like minute. Maybe up to minute.

STU: Probably not quite. I mean, you're exaggerating. But, yeah, probably 30 to 45 seconds, perhaps. We were talking about it off the air that --

PAT: There are people -- babes and men circling like vultures right now.

JEFFY: Yes. Flying over the estate.

PAT: Right now.

STU: I mean, Brad Pitt is actually like the name brand for good-looking men. He's the Kleenex of good-looking men. Like, "Oh, he's no Brad Pitt." That is exactly --

PAT: Right.

STU: So that's going to be -- it's not going to be a challenge, I don't think. He probably won't have to go on Tinder. It's probably going to be pretty --

GLENN: Oh, no, but he's going need to some consoling from some women, I'm sure.

STU: I don't think -- just open up the door, and they'll all flood in. He won't even be able to keep them out.

GLENN: Yeah. Yeah. But I'm actually --

PAT: Sad.

GLENN: -- sad.

PAT: Yeah.

STU: They seemed to have a real relationship.

GLENN: Yeah.

PAT: They seemed like they had a really good -- I guess they were together for a long -- like, 18 years?

STU: Yeah, they were together for nine years before they got married. Then they've been married for two years. So the marriage is what screwed it up.

PAT: A long time.

STU: Let me quote Jeffy here.

JEFFY: Thank you.

GLENN: Really sad. I wonder what changed.

JEFFY: Marriage.

GLENN: What? Marriage makes it stronger.

JEFFY: Right. Right.

GLENN: Marriage makes it stronger.

JEFFY: That's what I said.

GLENN: Just don't marry Jeffy.

JEFFY: Right. That's what I said.

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On Thursday's radio program, Grace Smith and her father, Andy, joined Glenn Beck on the phone and provided a first-hand account of Grace's refusal to wear a mask at school.

Smith, 16, began a maskless protest after her school district in Laramie, Wyoming, decided to implement a mask mandate. As a result, Grace received three suspensions, was issued two $500-citations, and was eventually arrested.

"How long were you in jail?" Glenn asked.

Grace said was taken to jail but was never booked nor was she was placed in a jail cell.

Glenn commended Grace's father, Andy, for raising such a "great citizen" and asked if it was Grace's idea to protest. Andy said it was Grace's idea, explaining that they took the position of arguing on the grounds of civil rights rather than the efficacy of wearing a mask.

Grace has since withdrawn from public school and started a home school program. She also told Glenn that she will continue to fight the school district, legally.

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It seems the Left wants a civil war and some on the Right want a national divorce. The country is split right now unlike anything Glenn Beck has ever witnessed. There are two sides: Those who want to fundamentally change this country and those who believe in KEEPING the experiment of liberty that the Founding Founders intended.

The ideological gap seems impossible to cross, but Glenn explains why he won't secede. David Reaboi, Claremont Institute senior fellow and author of "National Divorce Is Expensive, but It's Worth Every Penny," tells Glenn why a national breakup is not an impossibility just because it will be difficult.

What can we do to fight back … peacefully? How can the states that still believe in the Constitution create pockets of freedom in the shadow of tyranny? On his Wednesday night special this week, Glenn answers that and provides a road map to preserving what the Left is trying to destroy.

Finally, James Simpson, author of "Who Was Karl Marx? The Men, the Motives and the Menace Behind Today's Rampaging American Left," provides solutions on the issues the "red states" must unite around before Left and Right America officially call it quits.

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An Afghan interpreter who helped save then-Sen. Joe Biden's life in 2008 was among those stranded in Afghanistan after Biden's troop withdrawal. He has now escaped the country with his family, but not with President Biden's help.

Thanks to private organizations, including The Nazarene Fund, the interpreter and his family have now been rescued.

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