Glenn and His Co-hosts Mourn the Breakup of Brad and Angelina

News of Angelina Jolie filing for divorce reached the four corners of the earth today. Media outlets, carrier pigeons and trumpeters announced the breakup within milliseconds of receiving the press release.

Not even The Glenn Beck Program was immune.

"We're actually sitting here mourning the breakup of the family of Brad and Angelina," Glenn said Tuesday on his radio program.

As a result, both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be without partners for, like, a minute or less. Their six children, on the other hand, will sadly see their family dynamic change forever.

"I'm actually sad," Glenn said.

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Below is a rush transcript of this segment, it might contain errors:

GLENN: We're actually sitting here mourning the breakup of the family of Brad and Angelina.

PAT: Right because he could be alone for minutes. And so could she.

JEFFY: It's sad.

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: Well, probably not in full minutes. Probably seconds.

PAT: Probably not full minutes, but like minute. Maybe up to minute.

STU: Probably not quite. I mean, you're exaggerating. But, yeah, probably 30 to 45 seconds, perhaps. We were talking about it off the air that --

PAT: There are people -- babes and men circling like vultures right now.

JEFFY: Yes. Flying over the estate.

PAT: Right now.

STU: I mean, Brad Pitt is actually like the name brand for good-looking men. He's the Kleenex of good-looking men. Like, "Oh, he's no Brad Pitt." That is exactly --

PAT: Right.

STU: So that's going to be -- it's not going to be a challenge, I don't think. He probably won't have to go on Tinder. It's probably going to be pretty --

GLENN: Oh, no, but he's going need to some consoling from some women, I'm sure.

STU: I don't think -- just open up the door, and they'll all flood in. He won't even be able to keep them out.

GLENN: Yeah. Yeah. But I'm actually --

PAT: Sad.

GLENN: -- sad.

PAT: Yeah.

STU: They seemed to have a real relationship.

GLENN: Yeah.

PAT: They seemed like they had a really good -- I guess they were together for a long -- like, 18 years?

STU: Yeah, they were together for nine years before they got married. Then they've been married for two years. So the marriage is what screwed it up.

PAT: A long time.

STU: Let me quote Jeffy here.

JEFFY: Thank you.

GLENN: Really sad. I wonder what changed.

JEFFY: Marriage.

GLENN: What? Marriage makes it stronger.

JEFFY: Right. Right.

GLENN: Marriage makes it stronger.

JEFFY: That's what I said.

GLENN: Just don't marry Jeffy.

JEFFY: Right. That's what I said.

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Sen. Ted Cruz: NOBODY should be afraid of Trump's Supreme Court justice pick

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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Wednesday to weigh in on President Donald Trump's potential Supreme Court nominees and talk about his timely new book, "One Vote Away: How a Single Supreme Court Seat Can Change History."

Sen. Cruz argued that, while Congressional Democrats are outraged over President Trump's chance at a third court appointment, no one on either side should be afraid of a Supreme Court justice being appointed if it's done according to the founding documents. That's why it's crucial that the GOP fills the vacant seat with a true constitutionalist.

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Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Wednesday to talk about why he believes President Donald Trump will nominate Judge Amy Coney Barrett to fill the Supreme Court vacancy created by Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death.

Lee, a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee that will consider and vote on the nominee, also weighed in on another Supreme Court contender: Judge Barbara Lagoa. Lee said he would not be comfortable confirming Lagoa without learning more about her history as it pertains to upholding the U.S. Constitution.

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This week on the Glenn Beck Podcast, Glenn spoke with Vox co-founder Matthew Yglesias about his new book, "One Billion Americans: The Case for Thinking Bigger."

Matthew and Glenn agree that, while conservatives and liberals may disagree on a lot, we're not as far apart as some make it seem. If we truly want America to continue doing great things, we must spend less time fighting amongst ourselves.

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'A convenient boogeyman for misinformation artists': Why is the New York Times defending George Soros?

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On the "Glenn Beck Radio Program" Tuesday, Glenn discussed the details of a recent New York Times article that claims left-wing billionaire financier George Soros "has become a convenient boogeyman for misinformation artists who have falsely claimed that he funds spontaneous Black Lives Matter protests as well as antifa, the decentralized and largely online, far-left activist network that opposes President Trump."

The Times article followed last week's bizarre Fox News segment in which former House Speaker Newt Gingrich appeared to be censored for criticizing Soros (read more here). The article also labeled Glenn a "conspiracy theorist" for his tweet supporting Gingrich.

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