#WerkPerks: 'The Walking Dead' Readies Jeffy for a Zombie Apocalypse

The squeaky wheel gets the oil. Or, in this case, the baseball bat. The folks from The Walking Dead sent mega fan Jeffy his own October surprise, revealed Monday on The Glenn Beck Program.

"He is a huge fan, as we all are, but somehow they're making a big deal out of Jeffy," Glenn said.

While the bat wasn't covered in blood and brains, as Jeffy would have preferred, it has equipped him to survive a zombie attack.

Watch below as Jeffy unpacks "Lucille" with a little help from Glenn and podcast friends Brad Staggs and Jason Buttrill.

Season 7 of The Walking Dead Premieres this weekend on AMC.

Below is a rush transcript of this segment, it might contain errors:

Jeffy got a box over the weekend.

JEFFY: I did.

GLENN: He is a huge fan of -- as we all are, but somehow, they're making a big deal out of Jeffy.

JEFFY: Hey, Walking Dead contacted me and said, "Hey, we would like to send you a gift. And we would like to send you a gift that even fans can't buy. Just a specific gift for you." At my Twitter feed. @JeffyMRA.

GLENN: Please be a tube of rat poisoning.

JEFFY: And I said, "Well, if you really want to, sure, go ahead, you can send me a gift."

GLENN: Yeah. So they sent him something. Not even a note to us.

JEFFY: Sent me something. Season premiere this coming Sunday on AMC. Now, I -- we've had a lot of guesses on what it could be.

GLENN: I know. I think it's a baseball bat.

JEFFY: I think so too. I think it's Negan's bat, but it's really heavy.

PAT: I mean, that would be cool, if it's Negan's bat.

GLENN: It's really heavy. I think it's in glass case.

JEFFY: It's really heavy.

STU: Oh, Styrofoam.

JEFFY: Get Styrofoam everywhere.

STU: At this.

GLENN: Oh.

PAT: Oh.

GLENN: It's a big wood crate inside. So that explains the weight.

STU: Fastened to the cardboard.

JEFFY: Is it? Oh.

GLENN: It's a big wooden case.

(chuckling)

GLENN: Okay. Now you can open it up.

JEFFY: I'll let you open the latch. Go ahead.

PAT: Wow. I don't think it's a baseball --

JEFFY: Yes, it is.

PAT: Is it a baseball -- it is!

STU: Oh!

PAT: It is!

GLENN: Look, it even says -- Jeff, this is Lucille. She is awesome.

PAT: Oh, wow. Look at that. That is pretty cool.

GLENN: Wow.

JEFFY: Come on, baby.

GLENN: That is great.

JEFFY: No blood and brains on it though.

GLENN: You expected it.

JEFFY: I know.

GLENN: You expected it. He thought it would be in lucite with blood and brains on it.

JEFFY: That is really cool.

GLENN: I am definitely using this, man. Look at this, it's all prop because it's all plastic. It's all rubber.

PAT: Yeah, so it can't really hurt anybody. Well, if you hit somebody in the head with this baseball bat --

JEFFY: It's still going to hurt.

PAT: -- it's still going to hurt. Yeah.

GLENN: But it's never been used before, Jeffy, there's no blood on it.

JEFFY: I know. Very disappointing. Very disappointing.

GLENN: So it starts this weekend?

PAT: That's pretty cool.

JEFFY: It starts this weekend. Of course, Brad Staggs and Jason Buttrell are here because they joined me on the podcast that we do each week, talking Walking Dead.

GLENN: I don't know if I can handle this year. Are you with me on this?

JEFFY: Oh, it's going to be good.

PAT: I definitely am. I don't know if I can do it. Because it's going to be painful to watch.

GLENN: Yeah, because he is -- Negan is -- you've read the series.

JEFFY: I'm up on a lot of what's coming up, yeah. I haven't read every comic book, yeah. But I know a little bit of what's coming in the future, yeah.

GLENN: And it's really bad.

JEFFY: They've tried to stay pretty close to the comic book.

GLENN: This makes the Governor look --

JEFFY: Oh, the Governor is grandma.

GLENN: Wow. I don't know if I can take that.

JEFFY: Yeah. Plus, the season premiere, we're going to find out. I mean, somebody will pass on to --

PAT: Somebody is obviously dead.

JEFFY: Somebody is going to die.

PAT: Just got beaten to death with a baseball bat --

GLENN: Pat, I don't know about you, but I think I could take it and promote it for something cooler than the baseball bat. Don't you?

PAT: Oh, yeah. Yeah.

GLENN: Yeah. I could take it. Promote it --

PAT: I think so.

JEFFY: What do you mean?

GLENN: For something cooler than, you know, Jeffy's baseball bat. I don't care what it is, it just has to be cooler than his.

PAT: Yeah.

GLENN: Really, I don't care what it is. I'll never look at it. I just need to have something cooler than what Jeffy has.

JEFFY: Well, you can try.

GLENN: Walking Dead premieres next Sunday.

Featured Image: Glenn, Jeffy and Lucille on the set of The Glenn Beck Program.

Texas Democratic gubernatorial nominee Robert Francis "Beto" O’Rourke's disgusting and obviously-staged political stunt during a press conference about the Ross Elementary School massacre is just another of the many ways that prove the man is "human trash," Glenn Beck and Stu Burguiere agreed on the radio program Thursday.

"Beto is human trash. He is scum. He is the scum of the earth, the lowest form of humanity our society can produce," Stu said in response to a video clip of O'Rourke heckling Gov. Greg Abbott in the middle of an update on the tragic mass killing in Uvalde. "This was obviously staged from the beginning ... clearly planned. Even CBS News pointed it out it was blatantly a staged event. And this guy [O'Rourke], because he wants more power and more money, decided that this event was about him. He wanted to make the [deaths] of 19 children and teachers all about Beto O'Rourke because he is human scum. He is the worst form of life imaginable on this Earth."

Democrats like O'Rourke have been quick to use the tragic deaths of 19 children to advance their own pro-gun law political agendas, particularly "red flag" laws that would empower courts to take guns away from "potentially dangerous" people

"You want a solution? Stop selling AR-15s in the state of Texas. You want a solution? Have universal background checks. We don't have them. You want a solution? Red flag laws or extreme risk protection orders, which stop a shooting before it happens," O'Rourke shouted after being escorted out of the press conference.

Glenn wasn't buying O'Rourke's "righteous indignation," especially as his own resurfaced writings qualify as the "ultimate red flag for any red flag law." As a teen, O'Rourke wrote about hacking, overthrowing the government, and, most disturbingly, murdering children by running over them with his car.

Glenn read an excerpt from a fiction O'Rourke wrote when he was 15 years old:

[O]ne day, as I was driving home from work, I noticed two children crossing the street. They were happy, happy to be free from their troubles. I knew, however, that this happiness and sense of freedom were much too overwhelming for them. This happiness was mine by right. I had earned it in my dreams.

As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head.

"Dangerous, right? Nothing good's going to come of this. According to Reuters, those are the teenage writings of Beto O'Rourke," Glenn said. "The state of Texas should be very aware and not allow [O'Rourke] to buy a gun because of this. This guy, this guy, and his righteous indignation — give it a rest, bud. Give it a rest."

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Texas AG Ken Paxton says gun laws are NOT the answer, urges schools to arm teachers

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In the wake of the unspeakably grievous mass murder at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, many on the left are calling for increased gun control measures, but without specifying exactly what legislation could have prevented the horrifying event. Attorney General Ken Paxton says gun laws are not the answer. He joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to detail specific measures he believes could stop similar school atrocities in the future: arming teachers.

Paxton told Glenn that Texas has already put laws in place that allow schools to opt in to training and arming teachers as either a marshal or under the guardian program.

"We passed laws when I was in the Texas Senate, I think it was 2013, that would have helped greatly. There's no way that law enforcement can get to every location as fast as they would need to," Paxton said.

Glenn interjected, "I'll tell you, I went to a school where my son was playing football ... and there were signs all over. 'Beware. Teachers are armed. We take the Second Amendment and the protection of our students seriously.' It was so clear — not doing anything here. That's the way to do it."

"Yes," Paxton agreed. "I think that's the way it should be. I mean, these people [shooters], they know they're safe, at least until law enforcement gets there, to accomplish their goals. And we're going to keep seeing this happen until we decide as a state ... to protect these kids," he added.

"It's ridiculous for the Biden administration to suggest that this kid who decided to violate the murder laws would [think], 'Oh. Wait a minute, there's a gun law. I can't do this. I wouldn't violate gun laws.' It's law-abiding citizens that follow the law," Paxton continued. "Second, we have a fentanyl crisis that the Biden administration has presumably invited and we've had over 100, 000 people that overdosed and died from fentanyl. [...] Why isn't the Biden administration so concerned about the hundred and something thousand people that died from overdoses because they opened up the border and allowed fentanyl to come across?"

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In the wake of the horrific Buffalo shooting, the left-wing media tried to paint all conservatives as subscribers to “replacement theory” — the idea that immigrants are taking over to such an extent that they will destroy white Western civilization. Of course, no serious conservative believes in this ugly, racist, dangerous ideology, but there is a ton of ACTUAL replacement going on, and it has nothing to do with immigration or racism.

What we saw yesterday in Uvalde, Texas, is more dark horrific evidence of the only replacement theory that ultimately matters because it affects everything. We’ve replaced God in society. Glenn argues it’s why gun control is ultimately useless — even though he completely understands our human impulse to DO something. While our culture has replaced God for rot, the Biden White House and Democrats are also working overtime to replace key elements of American political, legal, economic, and cultural life.

BlazeTV host Mark Levin of “LevinTV” tells Glenn why Media Matters' latest hit job on him over his Uvalde coverage is pathetic. “Stop pushing God out of the public square” is not a radical concept to help prevent evil from taking hold in our schools. He also takes on the Democrats’ attempts to destroy the Supreme Court, voting rights, and the separation of powers.

BlazeTV host Allie Beth Stuckey of “Relatable” tells Glenn why she believes the Uvalde shooting reveals how we are failing young men in this country and what we must do to stop the replacement theory that threatens to keep an entire generation from becoming a benefit to society.

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Glenn Beck addressed the incomprehensibly tragic mass shooting in Uvalde, Texas, on the radio program Wednesday, saying it's time to stop with the politics, from both sides, and focus on healing a nation that is tearing itself apart.

"It pains me to think about the political garbage that has happened in the last 12 hours," Glenn began. "I believe that we are on the verge of losing our nation, and the reason why we're about to lose our nation is the same reason some kid walked into an elementary school and shot and killed people. It's not the guns ... it's our society."

Glenn called the tragedies plaguing our nation' —kids shooting kids, committing suicide, dying from fentanyl, joining gangs, and suffering from depression and loneliness — are symptoms of a greater sickness.

"Where's the value of human life? The hatred that is being poured down our throats, the class division, the racism — make no mistake, it is intentional," he stated. "The best way to destroy a nation is to cut it apart. ... In our society, where are the ethics? What are ethics? It's your truth versus my truth. There is no absolute truth. And in a world where there is no truth, who gets to be God? Well, it depends on which group you're in I guess."

Glenn said America’s underlying problem is "a rotting in our soul" and until we "live in a nation that is willing to even recognize that there is something bigger than the self, and it has nothing to do with government, we'll never fix this problem."

"Let's not make this about Democrats and Republicans. Let's just make this about what the hell is going on because everything in our society is falling apart," he said. "And until you're willing to have that conversation, the rest of it is bullcrap."

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