The squeaky wheel gets the oil. Or, in this case, the baseball bat. The folks from The Walking Dead sent mega fan Jeffy his own October surprise, revealed Monday on The Glenn Beck Program.
"He is a huge fan, as we all are, but somehow they're making a big deal out of Jeffy," Glenn said.
While the bat wasn't covered in blood and brains, as Jeffy would have preferred, it has equipped him to survive a zombie attack.
Watch below as Jeffy unpacks "Lucille" with a little help from Glenn and podcast friends Brad Staggs and Jason Buttrill.
Season 7 of The Walking Dead Premieres this weekend on AMC.
Below is a rush transcript of this segment, it might contain errors:
Jeffy got a box over the weekend.
JEFFY: I did.
GLENN: He is a huge fan of -- as we all are, but somehow, they're making a big deal out of Jeffy.
JEFFY: Hey, Walking Dead contacted me and said, "Hey, we would like to send you a gift. And we would like to send you a gift that even fans can't buy. Just a specific gift for you." At my Twitter feed. @JeffyMRA.
GLENN: Please be a tube of rat poisoning.
JEFFY: And I said, "Well, if you really want to, sure, go ahead, you can send me a gift."
GLENN: Yeah. So they sent him something. Not even a note to us.
JEFFY: Sent me something. Season premiere this coming Sunday on AMC. Now, I -- we've had a lot of guesses on what it could be.
GLENN: I know. I think it's a baseball bat.
JEFFY: I think so too. I think it's Negan's bat, but it's really heavy.
PAT: I mean, that would be cool, if it's Negan's bat.
GLENN: It's really heavy. I think it's in glass case.
JEFFY: It's really heavy.
STU: Oh, Styrofoam.
JEFFY: Get Styrofoam everywhere.
STU: At this.
GLENN: It's a big wood crate inside. So that explains the weight.
STU: Fastened to the cardboard.
JEFFY: Is it? Oh.
GLENN: It's a big wooden case.
GLENN: Okay. Now you can open it up.
JEFFY: I'll let you open the latch. Go ahead.
PAT: Wow. I don't think it's a baseball --
JEFFY: Yes, it is.
PAT: Is it a baseball -- it is!
PAT: It is!
GLENN: Look, it even says -- Jeff, this is Lucille. She is awesome.
PAT: Oh, wow. Look at that. That is pretty cool.
JEFFY: Come on, baby.
GLENN: That is great.
JEFFY: No blood and brains on it though.
GLENN: You expected it.
JEFFY: I know.
GLENN: You expected it. He thought it would be in lucite with blood and brains on it.
JEFFY: That is really cool.
GLENN: I am definitely using this, man. Look at this, it's all prop because it's all plastic. It's all rubber.
PAT: Yeah, so it can't really hurt anybody. Well, if you hit somebody in the head with this baseball bat --
JEFFY: It's still going to hurt.
PAT: -- it's still going to hurt. Yeah.
GLENN: But it's never been used before, Jeffy, there's no blood on it.
JEFFY: I know. Very disappointing. Very disappointing.
GLENN: So it starts this weekend?
PAT: That's pretty cool.
JEFFY: It starts this weekend. Of course, Brad Staggs and Jason Buttrell are here because they joined me on the podcast that we do each week, talking Walking Dead.
GLENN: I don't know if I can handle this year. Are you with me on this?
JEFFY: Oh, it's going to be good.
PAT: I definitely am. I don't know if I can do it. Because it's going to be painful to watch.
GLENN: Yeah, because he is -- Negan is -- you've read the series.
JEFFY: I'm up on a lot of what's coming up, yeah. I haven't read every comic book, yeah. But I know a little bit of what's coming in the future, yeah.
GLENN: And it's really bad.
JEFFY: They've tried to stay pretty close to the comic book.
GLENN: This makes the Governor look --
JEFFY: Oh, the Governor is grandma.
GLENN: Wow. I don't know if I can take that.
JEFFY: Yeah. Plus, the season premiere, we're going to find out. I mean, somebody will pass on to --
PAT: Somebody is obviously dead.
JEFFY: Somebody is going to die.
PAT: Just got beaten to death with a baseball bat --
GLENN: Pat, I don't know about you, but I think I could take it and promote it for something cooler than the baseball bat. Don't you?
PAT: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
GLENN: Yeah. I could take it. Promote it --
PAT: I think so.
JEFFY: What do you mean?
GLENN: For something cooler than, you know, Jeffy's baseball bat. I don't care what it is, it just has to be cooler than his.
GLENN: Really, I don't care what it is. I'll never look at it. I just need to have something cooler than what Jeffy has.
JEFFY: Well, you can try.
GLENN: Walking Dead premieres next Sunday.
Featured Image: Glenn, Jeffy and Lucille on the set of The Glenn Beck Program.