Mormon Mafia: Hawking Bicycles, Bootlegging Root Beer and Stealing Elections

They finally caught on. The cat's out of the bag. The beans have been spilled. Independent presidential candidate Evan McMullin is part of the Mormon Mafia. Yikes.

"Should we . . . can we talk about it, Pat? Can we say this on the air?" Glenn asked Thursday on his radio program.

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"Well, I mean, it's out there. We might as well address it," Pat answered.

Fox Business News anchor Lou Dobbs recently tweeted that McMullin, who has a clear path to winning the Mormon-dominated state of Utah, is "nothing but a globalist Romney and Mormon Mafia tool."

So, does that mean free casseroles and lime green Jello for everyone?

Read below or listen to the full segment for answers to these organized questions:

• Are Glenn and Pat part of the Mormon Mafia?

• Are Mormon missionaries really fencing bicycles?

• Will the bicycles be sold in China (aka Jina)?

• Would McMullin convert?

• Is Glenn going to sleep with the fishies?

Listen to this segment from The Glenn Beck Program:

Below is a rush transcript of this segment, it might contain errors:

GLENN: Wow. Can I tell you something? Lou Dobbs -- Lou Dobbs exposed something yesterday that is pretty --

PAT: Finally.

JEFFY: We're not going to talk about it on the air.

GLENN: I don't know. Should we -- can we talk about it, Pat? Can we say this on the air?

PAT: Well, I mean, it's out there. We might as well address it.

GLENN: It's out there?

JEFFY: I don't know.

PAT: Might as well.

STU: Finally people are -- I mean, I've known about it for a long time.

GLENN: I can't believe he had the guts to bring up the Mormon Mafia.

PAT: The Mormon Mafia. People who are dealing in underground tuna noodled casseroles.

GLENN: And bootlegging root beer.

PAT: And bootlegging root beer. Lime green Jello salad.

GLENN: Yeah, that root beer -- and can I tell you something? The fencing of bicycles is out of this world. That's where they really make their money. Those guys in the white shirts, they're stealing those bikes, and they're selling them to China. Jina.

PAT: His deal was that Evan McMullin who has a shot in Utah now --

JEFFY: He does.

PAT: -- he's a big part of the Mormon Mafia.

GLENN: What is the Mormon Mafia?

PAT: You're going to have to ask Evan about that.

STU: Yeah. This is the -- Lou Dobbs says -- someone asked him about Evan McMullin. He said, "Look deeper. He's nothing but a globalist Romney and Mormon Mafia tool, to make America great again."

PAT: Mafia tool.

(laughter)

JEFFY: Think about it.

STU: I like this one: I want him converted. I want his buddies converted. I want his family converted!

(laughter)

GLENN: And I want to pee on their baptismal certificates!

STU: I mean, this is -- again, what these elections do to people is really bizarre.

GLENN: Oh, it's really, really crazy.

STU: It really is. I mean, you know --

GLENN: I heard somebody who was the biggest -- the biggest fan of George W. Bush call him a traitor yesterday. This person was a huge Bush supporter. Now he's a traitor. Now he is a globalist -- I mean, complete conspiracy theory heaven.

PAT: Wow.

(chuckling)

STU: You're going to sleep with the fishes. The only spare bedroom we have actually has an aquarium in it. Hope that's not a problem.

(laughter)

There's so much -- the hashtag Mormon Mafia today is --

PAT: That's funny.

GLENN: You have a Mormon Mafia joke, please. Tweet it.

PAT: Oh, man. And this is in defense of a guy -- you know, who deals in the global market. This is a guy whose businesses, his shirts, his ties, his pants, are made all over the globe. He doesn't even know where they're made, if you watch the Letterman clip. And he doesn't care because his businesses are all global.

GLENN: Well, two years ago, he said that we have to get rid of the borders because it's a borderless world for trade.

PAT: Right. Right.

GLENN: And now he is an antitrade and a nationalist. It's really, really quite bizarre.

PAT: It's really hard to get your head around what's going on in this election. It's like a -- it's a cult.

Featured Image: Over 20,000 members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints sing with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir at the start of 185th Semiannual General Conference of the Mormon Church on October 3, 2015 in Salt Lake City, Utah. Thousands of faithful Mormons gather from around the world for the two day conference to receive guidance and direction from church leaders. (Photo by George Frey/Getty Images)

A virus has escaped the university labs and is super-spreading through our culture. It's called Critical Race THEORY and what used to be a fringe topic in the academic world is now a dangerous Marxist REALITY infecting our public schools where students are taught the U.S. is a "parasitic system" based on the "invasion" of "white male settlers."

On Glenn TV this week, Glenn Beck exposes how some teachers are being instructed to "cash in on kids' inherent empathy" in order to train them to become "activist intellectuals," starting as early as first grade.

CRT is an absolute toxin to America and Glenn warns that in just one generation the Constitution, freedom, and true equality will be totally destroyed. Yet, any opposition to the spread of this disease is shouted down as racism and bigotry. If Critical Race Theory is not already in your local school curriculum, it will be soon.

Joined by Asra Nomani, Vice President for Strategy and Investigations at Parents Defending Education, Glenn arms you with the facts about CRT so you can stand up to this tyranny in your community.

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Ezra Levant, founder of Rebel News, joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to describe the shocking footage he and his team captured of Canadian police harassing and even arresting Rebel News reporters during a protest in Montreal.

Video clips show officers making remarks about the "Jew" reporters and calling Rebel News "Jew media." Reporters are pulled out of crowds, handcuffed, slammed against vehicles and arrested. Some have been fined "thousands and thousands" of dollars "because they had cameras pointed at the police," said Levant.

Another video clip shows Canadian police demanding entrance to a rented Airbnb houseboat without a warrant.

"They the claimed it was an illegal gathering. It was just a B and B," Levant explained. "I told them to get a warrant. I went out there ... and they wouldn't let me back in.... It turned into a ten-hour standoff. They couldn't find a judge willing to give them a search warrant, so to punish us, they called the whole thing a crime scene. They actually wouldn't let any of my team off the boat unless they submitted to a personal search, which is illegal. And the craziest part, is that they arrested one of my guys, took him to jail, and they said this to us: We will hold him in jail until you let us search the Airbnb without a warrant."

Levant said nearly all Canadian media have ignored the insane attacks, warrantless searches and seizures, and the jailing of journalists, and warned Americans to take note and protect our First Amendment rights.

"If you do not protect your First Amendment, if you do not hold those hard-won freedoms, you will be like what we are," he said. "This is your future if you don't protect your First Amendment."

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On Monday's episode of "The Glenn Beck Radio Program," Glenn opened up about the tragic death of his brother-in-law, Vincent Colonna Jr., who passed away unexpectedly on April 5. He also shared some of the important thoughts and insights he's learned through the grieving process.

"Last Monday, I was sitting in this chair ... the two-minute warning comes and Stu said to me, 'You ready for the show?'' ... And that's when my wife [Tania] came to the door of the studio here at our house and said, 'I...' and she held the phone up. And then she collapsed on the floor in tears," Glenn began. "Tania's brother had passed. To say this was a shock, is an understatement."

Glenn described his brother-in-law as having "a servant's spirit."

"He was always the guy who lit up the room. He was always the guy helping others. He would never stop, because he was always helping others," Glenn said of Vincent. "He was on the school board. He was a little league coach. He was the soccer coach. He helped build the church. He took care of the lawn of the church. He was constantly doing things, raising money for charity, working over here, helping to organize this. But he was never the guy in the spotlight. He was just the guy doing it, and you had no idea how much he had done because he never talked about it.

"We also didn't know how much mental anguish he was in because he never talked about it. And last Monday morning, after spending Easter with the family ... he killed himself. This is now the third family member of mine that has gone through this. And I keep seeing it play out over and over and over again, in exactly the same way."

Glenn described his thoughts as he, Tania, and her family struggled to come to grips with the devastating loss.

"I learned some really important things as I was watching this wake. I'm seeing these people from all walks of life ... the people that were there, were there because [Vince] made a difference in their life. He was a true servant. As I'm watching this, all that kept going through my mind was, 'by their fruits, ye shall know them.' The fruits of his labor were on display. He was a servant all the time. All the time ... he found a way to love everybody.

"There are two great commandments: Love God with all your heart and mind and soul. And love your neighbor. So those two great commandments boil down to: Love truth. Because that's what God is," Glenn said.

"Love thy neighbor. That's where joy comes from. The opposite of joy is despair, and that is the complete absence of hope ... and how do you find joy? You find joy by rooting yourself in the truth. Even if that's a truth you don't want to accept. Accept the truth," he added. "But we have to stop saying that there's nothing we can do. What are we going to do? Well, here's the first thing: stop living a lie."

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After imprisoning a pastor for refusing to follow COVID-19 restrictions, Canadian officials barricaded his church. And when some church members retaliated by tearing down part of the fence, Canadian Mounties arrived in riot gear.

Rebel News Founder Ezra Levant joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to give his insight on the crazy situation. He described the new, armed police presence surrounding GraceLife Church in Edmonton, Alberta, and how it not only encouraged hundreds of protesters to stand with the church in support but forced congregation members underground to worship as well.

What's happening is eerily similar to what occurs everyday in China, Levant says, and it must stop. Who would have thought this type of tyranny would be so close to home?

Watch the video below to hear Ezra describe the religious persecution taking place in Canada.


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