Mormon Mafia: Hawking Bicycles, Bootlegging Root Beer and Stealing Elections

They finally caught on. The cat's out of the bag. The beans have been spilled. Independent presidential candidate Evan McMullin is part of the Mormon Mafia. Yikes.

"Should we . . . can we talk about it, Pat? Can we say this on the air?" Glenn asked Thursday on his radio program.

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"Well, I mean, it's out there. We might as well address it," Pat answered.

Fox Business News anchor Lou Dobbs recently tweeted that McMullin, who has a clear path to winning the Mormon-dominated state of Utah, is "nothing but a globalist Romney and Mormon Mafia tool."

So, does that mean free casseroles and lime green Jello for everyone?

Read below or listen to the full segment for answers to these organized questions:

• Are Glenn and Pat part of the Mormon Mafia?

• Are Mormon missionaries really fencing bicycles?

• Will the bicycles be sold in China (aka Jina)?

• Would McMullin convert?

• Is Glenn going to sleep with the fishies?

Listen to this segment from The Glenn Beck Program:

Below is a rush transcript of this segment, it might contain errors:

GLENN: Wow. Can I tell you something? Lou Dobbs -- Lou Dobbs exposed something yesterday that is pretty --

PAT: Finally.

JEFFY: We're not going to talk about it on the air.

GLENN: I don't know. Should we -- can we talk about it, Pat? Can we say this on the air?

PAT: Well, I mean, it's out there. We might as well address it.

GLENN: It's out there?

JEFFY: I don't know.

PAT: Might as well.

STU: Finally people are -- I mean, I've known about it for a long time.

GLENN: I can't believe he had the guts to bring up the Mormon Mafia.

PAT: The Mormon Mafia. People who are dealing in underground tuna noodled casseroles.

GLENN: And bootlegging root beer.

PAT: And bootlegging root beer. Lime green Jello salad.

GLENN: Yeah, that root beer -- and can I tell you something? The fencing of bicycles is out of this world. That's where they really make their money. Those guys in the white shirts, they're stealing those bikes, and they're selling them to China. Jina.

PAT: His deal was that Evan McMullin who has a shot in Utah now --

JEFFY: He does.

PAT: -- he's a big part of the Mormon Mafia.

GLENN: What is the Mormon Mafia?

PAT: You're going to have to ask Evan about that.

STU: Yeah. This is the -- Lou Dobbs says -- someone asked him about Evan McMullin. He said, "Look deeper. He's nothing but a globalist Romney and Mormon Mafia tool, to make America great again."

PAT: Mafia tool.

(laughter)

JEFFY: Think about it.

STU: I like this one: I want him converted. I want his buddies converted. I want his family converted!

(laughter)

GLENN: And I want to pee on their baptismal certificates!

STU: I mean, this is -- again, what these elections do to people is really bizarre.

GLENN: Oh, it's really, really crazy.

STU: It really is. I mean, you know --

GLENN: I heard somebody who was the biggest -- the biggest fan of George W. Bush call him a traitor yesterday. This person was a huge Bush supporter. Now he's a traitor. Now he is a globalist -- I mean, complete conspiracy theory heaven.

PAT: Wow.

(chuckling)

STU: You're going to sleep with the fishes. The only spare bedroom we have actually has an aquarium in it. Hope that's not a problem.

(laughter)

There's so much -- the hashtag Mormon Mafia today is --

PAT: That's funny.

GLENN: You have a Mormon Mafia joke, please. Tweet it.

PAT: Oh, man. And this is in defense of a guy -- you know, who deals in the global market. This is a guy whose businesses, his shirts, his ties, his pants, are made all over the globe. He doesn't even know where they're made, if you watch the Letterman clip. And he doesn't care because his businesses are all global.

GLENN: Well, two years ago, he said that we have to get rid of the borders because it's a borderless world for trade.

PAT: Right. Right.

GLENN: And now he is an antitrade and a nationalist. It's really, really quite bizarre.

PAT: It's really hard to get your head around what's going on in this election. It's like a -- it's a cult.

Featured Image: Over 20,000 members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints sing with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir at the start of 185th Semiannual General Conference of the Mormon Church on October 3, 2015 in Salt Lake City, Utah. Thousands of faithful Mormons gather from around the world for the two day conference to receive guidance and direction from church leaders. (Photo by George Frey/Getty Images)

Eric Weinstein, managing director of investment firm Thiel Capital and host of "The Portal" podcast, is not a conservative, but he says conservative and center-right-affiliated media are the only ones who will still allow oppositional voices.

On "The Glenn Beck Podcast" this week, Eric told Glenn that the center-left media, which "controls the official version of events for the country," once welcomed him, but that all changed about eight years ago when they started avoiding any kind of criticism by branding those who disagree with them as "alt-right, far-right, neo-Nazi, etc.," even if they are coming from the left side of the aisle. But their efforts to discredit critical opinions don't stop there. According to Eric, there is a strategy being employed to destroy our national culture and make sure Americans with opposing views do not come together.

"We're trifling with the disillusionment of our national culture. And our national culture is what animates the country. If we lose the culture, the documents will not save us," Eric said. "I have a very strongly strategic perspective, which is that you save things up for an emergency. Well, we're there now."

In the clip below, Eric explains why, after many requests over the last few years, he finally agreed to this podcast.

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Glenn Beck: Why MLK's pledge of NONVIOLENCE is the key to saving America

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Listen to the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s pledge of nonviolence and really let it sink in: "Remember always that the nonviolent movement seeks justice and reconciliation — not victory."

On the radio program, Glenn Beck shared King's "ten commandments" of nonviolence and the meaning behind the powerful words you may never have noticed before.

"People will say nonviolent resistance is a method of cowards. It is not. It takes more courage to stand there when people are threatening you," Glenn said. "You're not necessarily the one who is going to win. You may lose. But you are standing up with courage for the ideas that you espouse. And the minute you engage in the kind of activity that the other side is engaging in, you discredit the movement. You discredit everything we believe in."

Take MLK's words to heart, America. We must stand with courage, nonviolently, with love for all, and strive for peace and rule of law, not "winning."

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Conservatives are between a rock and a hard place with Section 230 and Big Tech censorship. We don't want more government regulation, but have we moved beyond the ability of Section 230 reforms to rein in Big Tech's rising power?

Rachel Bovard, Conservative Partnership Institute's senior director of policy, joined the Glenn Beck radio program to give her thoughts and propose a possibly bipartisan alternative: enforcing our existing antitrust laws.

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Dan Bongino, host of The Dan Bongino Show, is an investor in Parler — the social media platform that actually believes in free speech. Parler was attacked by Big Tech — namely Amazon, Apple, and Google — earlier this week, but Bongino says the company isn't giving up without a fight. In fact, he says, he's willing to go bankrupt over this one.

Dan joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to detail what he calls a "smear" campaign behind the scenes, and how he believes we can move forward from Big Tech's control.

"You have no idea how bad this was behind the scenes," Dan told Glenn. "I know you're probably thinking ... well, how much worse can the attack on Parler have gotten than three trillion-dollar companies — Amazon, Apple, and Google — all seemingly coordinated to remove your business from the face of the Earth? Well, behind the scenes, it's even worse. I mean, there are smear campaigns, pressure campaigns ... lawyers, bankers, everyone, to get this company ... wiped from the face of the earth. It's incredible."

Dan emphasized that he would not give up without a fight, because what's he's really fighting for is the right to free speech for all Americans, regardless of their political opinions, without fear of being banned, blacklisted, or losing jobs and businesses.

"I will go bankrupt. I will go absolutely destitute before I let this go," he said. "I have had some very scary moments in my life and they put horse blinders on me. I know what matters now. It's not money. It's not houses. It's none of that crap. It's this: the ability to exist in a free country, where you can express your ideas freely."

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