How Pat, Stu and Jeffy Spent Their Thanksgiving Vacations

What could be more fun than spending your holiday with a U.S. government bureaucracy? Good times, right? That's just part of the Thanksgiving fun Pat, Stu and Jeffy shared Monday on The Glenn Beck Program.

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Read below or watch the clip for answers to these festive questions:

• Did Pat spend his vacation in prison?

• How did Jeffy save his own life during Thanksgiving?

• Did Stu eat the equivalent in Glenn's body weight?

• How many hours does it take to legally acquire a social security card?

Below is a rush transcript of this segment, it might contain errors:

PAT: I was fortunate enough to spend most of my vacation with the United States government bureaucracy, which was -- I enjoy doing.

STU: Really?

PAT: I think I've made pretty clear from time to time here, it was lovely.

STU: Really? What was the --

PAT: Well, my daughter has somehow, in one of the moves, we lost her Social Security card. And so without --

JEFFY: You can just get one of those a piece of cake.

PAT: So easy. I'm going to tell you how easy it is. It's just this easy. And we need it so that she can get a driver's license, right? She can't have her driver's license without the Social Security card.

JEFFY: Wait.

PAT: However, she can't get the Social Security card without her driver's license. It's a wonderful system. And I had a really good time trying to deal with it because conveniently located, the Social Security office nearest me, conveniently just 45 minutes from my house.

JEFFY: Yeah, right.

STU: Oh, wow.

PAT: So a mere 45 -- so just an hour and a half round trip. And that's only a fraction of the allotted time they allow you to spend at the Social Security office.

JEFFY: Right. You want to get there early, of course.

PAT: You want to get there early. And when you do, you only get to spend an extra hour and a half waiting for the ticket. So you get your ticket --

STU: So you wait an hour and half before getting your ticket?

PAT: No. You get the ticket right away.

STU: Oh, that's great.

PAT: Oh, the ticket comes. Bang, you got that ticket in your hand, and then you take a seat if you can find one. And then you wait for your turn and your ticket to be called.

JEFFY: Do they call it, or do they have the digital numbers at the booth?

PAT: Yeah, they call it. And you walk up there like a pig to the slaughter.

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Time after time, Americans have taken to the streets to defend our constitutional rights, whether it was our livelihood at stake -- or our lives. But, what was the point of all the civil rights movements that came before, if we're about to let the government take our rights away now?

On his Wednesday night special, Glenn Beck argued that Americans are tired of having our rights trampled by "tyrannical" leaders from state and local governments who are ignoring our unalienable rights during this pandemic.

"Our nanny state has gone too far. The men and women in office -- the ones closest to our communities, our towns, our cities -- are now taking advantage of our fear," Glenn said. "Like our brothers and sisters of the past, we need to start making the decisions that will put our destiny, and our children's destiny, back into our hands."

It took less than two months of the coronavirus tyranny to make America unrecognizable, but some Americans are fighting back, risking losing their jobs and businesses or even jail time, as they battle to take back our civil rights.

Here are just a few of their stories:

After New Jersey's Atilis Gym reopened in defiance of the governor's executive order, the Department of Health shut them down for "posing a threat to the public health." Co-owner Ian Smith says somebody sabotaged the gym's toilets with enire rolls of paper to create the public health "threat."

Oregon Salon owner, Lindsey Graham, was fined $14 thousand for reopening. She said she was visited by numerous government organizations, including Child Protective Services, in what she believes are bullying tactics straight from the governor's office.

77-year-old Michigan barber, Karl Manke, refused to close his shop even when facing arrest. "I couldn't go another 30 days without an income," he said. But when local police refused to arrest him, Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's (D) office suspending his business license instead.

Port of Seattle police officer Greg Anderson was suspended after he spoke out against enforcing what he called "tyrannical orders" imposed amid coronavirus lockdowns.

Kentucky mother-of-seven, Mary Sabbatino, found herself under investigation for alleged child abuse after breaking social distancing rules at a bank. After a social worker from child protective services determined there was no sign of abuse, he still sought to investigate why the Sabbatino's are homeschooling, and how they can give "adequate attention to that many children."

Dallas salon owner Shelley Luther was sentenced to seven days in jail after she defied the state-mandated stay-at-home orders to reopen her business.

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It took less than two months of the coronavirus tyranny to make America unrecognizable. Leaders from state and local governments across the U.S. have flattened the curve of some of our most basic constitutional rights, but some Americans are fighting back — and risking jail time or losing their businesses.

On Wednesday night's GBTV special, Glenn Beck argued that we're witnessing the birth of a new civil rights movement — and it's time to build a coalition of common sense to keep America as we know it free.

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On the radio program Thursday, Glenn Beck sat down with chief researcher Jason Buttrill to go over two bombshell developments that have recently come to light regarding former Vice President Joe Biden's role in the 2016 dismissal of Ukrainian Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin.

"Wow! Two huge stories dropped within about 24 hours of each other," Jason began. He went on to explain that a court ruling in Ukraine has just prompted an "actual criminal investigation against Joe Biden in Ukraine."

This stunning development coincided with the release of leaked phone conversations, which took place in late 2015 and early 2016, allegedly among then-Vice President Biden, Secretary of State John Kerry, and Ukraine's former President Petro Poroshenko.

One of the audiotapes seems to confirm allegations of a quid pro quo between Biden and Poroshenko, with the later admitting that he asked Shokin to resign despite having no evidence of him "doing anything wrong" in exchange for a $1 billion loan guarantee.

"Poroshenko said, 'despite the fact that we didn't have any corruption charges on [Shokin], and we don't have any information about him doing something wrong, I asked him to resign,'" Jason explained. "But none of the Western media is pointing this out."

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A recently declassified email, written by former National Security Adviser Susan Rice and sent herself on the day of President Donald Trump's inauguration, reveals the players involved in the origins of the Trump-Russia probe and "unmasking" of then-incoming National Security Adviser, Gen. Michael Flynn.

Rice's email details a meeting in the Oval Office on Jan 5, 2017, which included herself, former FBI Director James Comey, former Deputy Attorney General Sally Yates, former Vice President Joe Biden, and former President Barack Obama. Acting Director of National Intelligence, Richard Grenell, fully declassified the email recently amid President Trump's repeated references to "Obamagate" and claims that Obama "used his last weeks in office to target incoming officials and sabotage the new administration."

On Glenn Beck's Wednesday night special, Glenn broke down the details of Rice's email and discussed what they reveal about the Obama administration officials involved in the Russia investigation's origins.

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