Glenn Goes Christmas Light Crazy

What happens when you're in the mood for a little Christmas and turn on the lights early? Nothing in most neighborhoods. In Glenn's, you get a friendly notice from the HOA.

"We got a notice from our community: Turn off the Christmas lights until Thanksgiving," Glenn said Tuesday on his radio program.

Evidently, his HOA maintains a strict code on decorative embellishments.

"I can't put a flag up at my house, and that drives me crazy," Glenn said. "Makes me want to buy the property behind my house, just outside of the fence, and put in the largest flag known to mankind."

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That's the one thing you can say about Texans. They like their flags --- and early Christmas lights.

Read below or watch the clip for answers to these questions:

• Who's in the Christmas mood?

• How big do Texans like their flags?

• Is Glenn buying a car dealership?

Below is a rush transcript of this segment, it might contain errors:

GLENN: Are you -- is anybody in the Christmas mood?

JEFFY: I'm trying.

PAT: Yeah. I'm getting there.

GLENN: Put up the Christmas tree.

JEFFY: Oh, my wife has the house Christmased out.

GLENN: Yeah, we do too. We do too. We put up the Christmas tree. We got a notice from our community: Turn off the Christmas lights until Thanksgiving.

PAT: What!

JEFFY: What!

PAT: What!

GLENN: Yeah. Yeah.

PAT: You've got to be kidding me.

GLENN: No. No, they were very serious about it.

PAT: And, of course, with an HOA, you can't argue -- is that a new rule though? If that's a new rule, that's a different thing.

JEFFY: Those aren't Christmas lights. Those are my yard lights.

GLENN: No, I don't think that's a rule. There were several people. We were one of them. There were several people that put their lights up way early.

PAT: So?

GLENN: I mean, we put our lights up -- we put our lights up --

JEFFY: They're my yard lights. Shut up. This is America.

PAT: Shouldn't I be able to have my lights up in May? Well, if it's in their covenant that you agree to when you come into the neighborhood.

GLENN: Yeah. Oh, I'm sure there is. Like, I can't put a flag up at my house, and that drives me crazy.

PAT: Yeah, that's nuts. That is nuts.

GLENN: Yeah. Makes me want to buy the property behind my house, just outside of the fence, and put in the largest flag known to mankind.

JEFFY: But that would be --

GLENN: But that would be crazy.

JEFFY: Right.

GLENN: That would be almost wasteful to do that.

PAT: But fun. Really, really fun.

GLENN: But fun.

JEFFY: Are we going to have --

GLENN: That property is for sale.

JEFFY: Are we going to have a get-together when we put up the flagpole?

GLENN: Well, if we ever do do that, you know, just to -- because it would -- if I put a flagpole -- if I bought that property and put a flagpole there --

JEFFY: That would be so great.

GLENN: -- it would be seen throughout because it's on a high point of the complex or whatever it's called.

PAT: Yeah, it would be seen for a long way.

GLENN: It would be like a car dealership on the golf course.

JEFFY: Oh, we got to have a bigger one than that.

GLENN: A bigger one than the car dealership?

JEFFY: Yeah, we got to have like those monument flags, man.

GLENN: I don't know if you've been to Texas, but that's what all the car dealerships have. That's the one thing about Texas is they like their flags.

PAT: Oh, definitely.

JEFFY: Yes, yes.

GLENN: They like their flags.

PAT: Definitely.

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New York mom ARRESTED after son shows school nurse his new tattoo

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The mother of a 10-year-old boy was arrested in Highland, New York, for allowing her son to get a permanent tattoo on his forearm.

Crystal Thomas was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after a school nurse discovered her son's new tattoo, his name in large block letters, and reported it to school officials. Thomas faces up to one year in prison if convicted, and her two children were both taken away by child protective services. The tattoo artist was also arrested.

In New York, it is illegal for anyone under the age of 18 to get a tattoo, even with parental consent.

In New York, state officials have introduced a bill that would ensure that parents who allow their young children to receive so-called "gender-affirming care" — which may include puberty blockers, hormone therapy, and surgeries — are protected under the law, as well as the physicians who provide such "care."

"Can [you] hear the cognitive dissonance in this story?" asked Glenn Beck on the radio program. "You have got to be kidding me."

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Chloe Cole says she began to be "brainwashed" by the gender ideology she saw all over social media when she was only 11 years old. By the time she turned 13, Chloe was convinced that she was a boy, and her parents didn't know how to respond. So they turned to the so-called "experts," who rushed Chloe into life-altering hormone treatments and surgeries. Not only did these experts give "no alternatives" to transitioning, but they lied to Chloe's parents behind her back to scare them into compliance.

Chloe joined "The Glenn Beck Podcast" to share her heartbreaking experience and to expose the dark world of “gender-affirming care,” which she believes no teen should ever be subject to — from hormone blockers to mastectomies: "This is all wrong. I regret every single step, and this shouldn't have happened."

She also had a warning for parents about what led her to make those decisions in the first place, and she provided some key advice on how to react compassionately to situations like hers.

Watch the full podcast with Chloe Cole below:

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Nearly two years after the January 6 riot at the Capitol, the mystery of who planted two pipe bombs outside the Republican and Democratic National Committee offices remains unsolved. Thankfully, the bombs were found and disabled before they could cause any harm, but with their potential for devastating consequences — not to mention the massive investigations into all things relating to Jan.6 — why does it seem like this story has practically fallen off the face of the earth?

No one in the corporate media has even tried to look into it, and the government's narrative that the bombs were meant to be a diversion for the Capitol riot doesn't make sense when you look at the timeline of events.

So, on this week's episode of "Glenn TV," Glenn Beck broke down the timeline of events that led up to the discovery of the bombs and how the facts appear to point toward one sinister conclusion:

  • Security footage reportedly shows that the two pipe bombs were planted in front of the DNC and RNC the day before the riot.
  • Neither bomb was concealed.
  • Then-Vice President-elect Kamala Harris entered the DNC headquarters at approximately 11: 30 am on January 6.
  • At approximately 12:40 pm on January 6, the first pipe bomb was discovered sitting in plain sight outside the DNC headquarters, raising questions as to why the incoming vice president didn't have better security.
  • The pipe bomb had a one-hour kitchen timer that had apparently stopped with 20 minutes left on the timer. (Remember, the bombs were planted on January 5.)
  • The Secret Service reportedly erased their communications from January 5t and January 6 by "accident."

"It doesn't really hit you unless you look at it as a timeline, and then you're like, 'wait a minute that doesn't seem right.' The unsolved mystery of the pipe bomb has been used by the government to show that January 6 riot was part of a larger coordinated attack ... that the bombs were a diversion to get the Capitol police away from the Capitol," Glenn explained.

"But the bomb had a one-hour timer and it was planted at 8 p.m. the night before. So the bomb would have to go off the night before at about 9 p.m. on January 5. How's that a diversion? It's not physically even possible."

Watch the video clip below to hear more or find the full episode of "Unsolved Mysteries: 7 Deep-State SECRETS Biden Wants Buried" here.


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