Glenn Goes Christmas Light Crazy

What happens when you're in the mood for a little Christmas and turn on the lights early? Nothing in most neighborhoods. In Glenn's, you get a friendly notice from the HOA.

"We got a notice from our community: Turn off the Christmas lights until Thanksgiving," Glenn said Tuesday on his radio program.

Evidently, his HOA maintains a strict code on decorative embellishments.

"I can't put a flag up at my house, and that drives me crazy," Glenn said. "Makes me want to buy the property behind my house, just outside of the fence, and put in the largest flag known to mankind."

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That's the one thing you can say about Texans. They like their flags --- and early Christmas lights.

Read below or watch the clip for answers to these questions:

• Who's in the Christmas mood?

• How big do Texans like their flags?

• Is Glenn buying a car dealership?

Below is a rush transcript of this segment, it might contain errors:

GLENN: Are you -- is anybody in the Christmas mood?

JEFFY: I'm trying.

PAT: Yeah. I'm getting there.

GLENN: Put up the Christmas tree.

JEFFY: Oh, my wife has the house Christmased out.

GLENN: Yeah, we do too. We do too. We put up the Christmas tree. We got a notice from our community: Turn off the Christmas lights until Thanksgiving.

PAT: What!

JEFFY: What!

PAT: What!

GLENN: Yeah. Yeah.

PAT: You've got to be kidding me.

GLENN: No. No, they were very serious about it.

PAT: And, of course, with an HOA, you can't argue -- is that a new rule though? If that's a new rule, that's a different thing.

JEFFY: Those aren't Christmas lights. Those are my yard lights.

GLENN: No, I don't think that's a rule. There were several people. We were one of them. There were several people that put their lights up way early.

PAT: So?

GLENN: I mean, we put our lights up -- we put our lights up --

JEFFY: They're my yard lights. Shut up. This is America.

PAT: Shouldn't I be able to have my lights up in May? Well, if it's in their covenant that you agree to when you come into the neighborhood.

GLENN: Yeah. Oh, I'm sure there is. Like, I can't put a flag up at my house, and that drives me crazy.

PAT: Yeah, that's nuts. That is nuts.

GLENN: Yeah. Makes me want to buy the property behind my house, just outside of the fence, and put in the largest flag known to mankind.

JEFFY: But that would be --

GLENN: But that would be crazy.

JEFFY: Right.

GLENN: That would be almost wasteful to do that.

PAT: But fun. Really, really fun.

GLENN: But fun.

JEFFY: Are we going to have --

GLENN: That property is for sale.

JEFFY: Are we going to have a get-together when we put up the flagpole?

GLENN: Well, if we ever do do that, you know, just to -- because it would -- if I put a flagpole -- if I bought that property and put a flagpole there --

JEFFY: That would be so great.

GLENN: -- it would be seen throughout because it's on a high point of the complex or whatever it's called.

PAT: Yeah, it would be seen for a long way.

GLENN: It would be like a car dealership on the golf course.

JEFFY: Oh, we got to have a bigger one than that.

GLENN: A bigger one than the car dealership?

JEFFY: Yeah, we got to have like those monument flags, man.

GLENN: I don't know if you've been to Texas, but that's what all the car dealerships have. That's the one thing about Texas is they like their flags.

PAT: Oh, definitely.

JEFFY: Yes, yes.

GLENN: They like their flags.

PAT: Definitely.

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Did Biden just let slip that record-high gas prices were PLANNED?

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President Joe Biden on Monday appeared to praise record-high gas prices, saying it's all part of an “incredible transition” that will make America and the world better off.

“When it comes to the gas prices, we’re going through an incredible transition that is taking place that, God willing, when it’s over, we’ll be stronger and the world will be stronger and less reliant on fossil fuels when this is over,” Biden explained during a joint press conference with Japan Prime Minister Fumio Kishida in Tokyo.

Twitter wasn't buying Biden's most recent bunch of malarkey:





Glenn Beck has long been warning that progressive policies and regulations intended to cripple the fossil fuel industry would lead to skyrocketing oil and gas prices — and it's all by design. Back in 2008, President Barack Obama all but admitted as much when he said energy costs would "necessarily skyrocket” under his cap-and-trade plan.

On a recent episode of BlazeTV's "Glenn Beck Program," Glenn explained why he believes the current oil and gas catastrophe is all "part of the plan," as leftists continue to push their radical ESG agenda.

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Elon Musk responded to allegations that he exposed himself to a corporate jet flight attendant by daring his accuser to "describe just one thing, anything at all (scars, tattoos, …) that isn’t known by the public."

"I have a challenge to this liar who claims their friend saw me “exposed” – describe just one thing, anything at all (scars, tattoos, …) that isn’t known by the public. She won’t be able to do so, because it never happened," Musk posted on twitter.

A Business Insider report on Thursday, alleged that a flight attendant for SpaceX's private jet fleet was paid $250,000 in 2018 to settle a sexual misconduct claim against the company's founder and CEO. A friend of the flight attendant signed a declaration accusing the tech billionaire of exposing himself to the attendant, who is also a licensed massage therapist, during an in-flight massage.

According to the declaration, the flight attendant told her friend that Musk asked her to come to his private cabin "for a full body massage" during a flight in late 2016. When she arrived, Musk "was completely naked except for a sheet covering the lower half of his body." The friend also told Insider that Musk propositioned the flight attendant, then "touched her thigh and told her he would buy her a horse."

One day before the Insider story was published, Musk predicted an escalation in political attacks against him after revealing on a podcast that he plans to vote Republican in the next election cycle.

Musk called the sexual misconduct allegations "wild accusations [that] are utterly untrue" and challenged his accuser to verify her claims by describing a certain something “not known by the public" about his private parts.

On the radio program Friday, Glenn Beck and Pat Gray reacted to the incredible "coincidence" of such allegations cropping up just days after the SpaceX CEO announced his intention to vote Republican in the next election cycle — not to mention joining Glenn's longrunning anti-ESG crusade by calling the corporate score system a "scam."

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Anyone paying attention can see that President Biden is in dire straights come 2024, regardless of who his opponent may be. His administration has been workshopping several ideas to try and craft just the right message. One that will cut through all the noise (failures) and put him on a more solid footing should he go head-to-head in a rematch with the former President.

Biden called in the big guns and he wasn't afraid to call in a few favors either. He drew on his stint as VP and called Anita Dunn out of the bullpen and tapped the Center for American Progress Action Fund to try and help pull this one out. After an exhaustive six-month-long study into how President Trump was able to summon the magic of MAGA — they finally feel they have the winning message.

Dunn has gotten sloppy, however, since her days in the Obama administration. We obtained her contemporaneous notes and emails showing how they coined the term "ultra-MAGA," trying to get a little "extra pop" to his rhetoric. The leaked emails also show the evolution of the messaging over that same six-month period.


[The preceding Memo was a parody written by MRA writers Josh Jennings and Jon Boldt – not the Biden administration.]

Almost every week, new incriminating evidence is mined from Hunter’s wild laptop. And the proof is mounting that President Joe Biden is lying about his knowledge of his family’s crooked deal-making. Everyone knows Hunter Biden is a seriously degenerate guy. Anyone who has handled his infamous laptop needs a tetanus shot.

The salacious stuff on the laptop is sad and pathetic for sure, but that stuff is NOT what is most relevant to the United States. Glenn Beck exposes how the laptop is REALLY about Joe Biden, his abuse of power as vice president, and his ongoing denials now as president.

Now that the 2020 election has passed and their man is in office, the mainstream media have suddenly decided to admit Hunter’s laptop is not Russian disinformation after all. No one has done more research into the Biden family corruption than journalist and best-selling author Peter Schweizer. He has researched the depths of Hunter’s laptop and found more than racy photos. “These aren’t HUNTER’S business deals,” Peter says, “they benefit the WHOLE family.” And he has the emails to prove it.

But the mainstream media still insist President Biden is as pure as his thinning white hair in all of this. As Glenn reveals tonight, he is not. But will anyone in the Biden family see jail time? Americans are fed up with two sets of rules – one for regular citizens and one for the ruling elites.

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