Glenn Goes Christmas Light Crazy

What happens when you're in the mood for a little Christmas and turn on the lights early? Nothing in most neighborhoods. In Glenn's, you get a friendly notice from the HOA.

"We got a notice from our community: Turn off the Christmas lights until Thanksgiving," Glenn said Tuesday on his radio program.

Evidently, his HOA maintains a strict code on decorative embellishments.

"I can't put a flag up at my house, and that drives me crazy," Glenn said. "Makes me want to buy the property behind my house, just outside of the fence, and put in the largest flag known to mankind."

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That's the one thing you can say about Texans. They like their flags --- and early Christmas lights.

Read below or watch the clip for answers to these questions:

• Who's in the Christmas mood?

• How big do Texans like their flags?

• Is Glenn buying a car dealership?

Below is a rush transcript of this segment, it might contain errors:

GLENN: Are you -- is anybody in the Christmas mood?

JEFFY: I'm trying.

PAT: Yeah. I'm getting there.

GLENN: Put up the Christmas tree.

JEFFY: Oh, my wife has the house Christmased out.

GLENN: Yeah, we do too. We do too. We put up the Christmas tree. We got a notice from our community: Turn off the Christmas lights until Thanksgiving.

PAT: What!

JEFFY: What!

PAT: What!

GLENN: Yeah. Yeah.

PAT: You've got to be kidding me.

GLENN: No. No, they were very serious about it.

PAT: And, of course, with an HOA, you can't argue -- is that a new rule though? If that's a new rule, that's a different thing.

JEFFY: Those aren't Christmas lights. Those are my yard lights.

GLENN: No, I don't think that's a rule. There were several people. We were one of them. There were several people that put their lights up way early.

PAT: So?

GLENN: I mean, we put our lights up -- we put our lights up --

JEFFY: They're my yard lights. Shut up. This is America.

PAT: Shouldn't I be able to have my lights up in May? Well, if it's in their covenant that you agree to when you come into the neighborhood.

GLENN: Yeah. Oh, I'm sure there is. Like, I can't put a flag up at my house, and that drives me crazy.

PAT: Yeah, that's nuts. That is nuts.

GLENN: Yeah. Makes me want to buy the property behind my house, just outside of the fence, and put in the largest flag known to mankind.

JEFFY: But that would be --

GLENN: But that would be crazy.

JEFFY: Right.

GLENN: That would be almost wasteful to do that.

PAT: But fun. Really, really fun.

GLENN: But fun.

JEFFY: Are we going to have --

GLENN: That property is for sale.

JEFFY: Are we going to have a get-together when we put up the flagpole?

GLENN: Well, if we ever do do that, you know, just to -- because it would -- if I put a flagpole -- if I bought that property and put a flagpole there --

JEFFY: That would be so great.

GLENN: -- it would be seen throughout because it's on a high point of the complex or whatever it's called.

PAT: Yeah, it would be seen for a long way.

GLENN: It would be like a car dealership on the golf course.

JEFFY: Oh, we got to have a bigger one than that.

GLENN: A bigger one than the car dealership?

JEFFY: Yeah, we got to have like those monument flags, man.

GLENN: I don't know if you've been to Texas, but that's what all the car dealerships have. That's the one thing about Texas is they like their flags.

PAT: Oh, definitely.

JEFFY: Yes, yes.

GLENN: They like their flags.

PAT: Definitely.

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Rep. Chris Stewart (R-Utah) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to discuss the incident and explain why he joined 60 lawmakers in a letter to Attorney General Merrick Garland demanding answers for why the FBI is targeting parents.

"We want to know ... what kind of coordination took place between the White House, activist groups and teachers unions, and the Department of Justice," Stewart told Glenn. "Because we have evidence that there was [coordination] and, in fact, that the White House are the ones who initiated this. They asked for these activist groups to write this inflammatory letter to the Department of Justice saying they were 'intimidated' and that they 'felt threatened', giving the Department of Justice Attorney General Garland, the excuse to say, 'Okay, well, we have to respond'."

Stewart went on to say he believes the federal government would only involve the FBI in such an issue if its purpose is to silence and intimidate parents concerned about the "poison" being taught to their kids in school. So, what can he and the other representatives who disagree with the Biden administration's overreach of power do to stop it?

Watch the video clip below to hear Stewart explain:

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In a video, Wu urged Australia to help prepare for a possible invasion, but gave the U.S. no mention.

"The defense of Taiwan is in our own hands, and we are absolutely committed to that. And if China is going to launch a war against Taiwan, we will fight until the end. And that is our commitment. And, of course, during this period of time, we would like to exchange with other countries for security cooperation," Wu said on ABC News In-depth's China Tonight program. "We would like to engage in security or intelligence exchanges with other like-minded partners, Australia included, so that Taiwan is better prepared to deal with the war situation. And so far, our relations with Australia is very good. And that is what we appreciate it for."

On "The Glenn Beck Program," Glenn, Pat Gray, and Stu Burguiere discussed whether or not America would do anything during such a conflict — because it sure seems like President Joe Biden is more focused on working with China to fight climate change. Plus, why did China just cut off all cryptocurrency?

Watch the video clip below to catch the conversation:

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Watch the full episode of "Glenn TV" below to see Glenn outline the aggressive unconstitutional abuses "King Biden" is jamming down our throats and teaches Americans how we can defend against presidential tyranny.

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Glenn went on to explain exactly what this means for you — and what you can do to prepare.

Watch the video clip below to hear Glenn break it down:


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