GLENN: You know, it's weird because you really don't know what evil lurks in the hearts of men.
GLENN: Because we all have a face that we hide.
JEFFY: Can't get away forever.
GLENN: I mean, can you imagine if Jeffy -- if this is his mask, how bad what it is he's hiding.
PAT: Oh, man.
GLENN: I mean, what could that possibly be? Are you like -- are you like a Saddam Hussein's son?
JEFFY: Oh, man.
PAT: He's admitted to everything --
JEFFY: We can dream. We can dream, can't we?
PAT: -- from dealing drugs to murder. So...
GLENN: It's got to be mass murder. He's got to be Kim Jong-un.
PAT: I mean, are you eating people in secret? Maybe -- cannibalism is about the only thing he hasn't --
JEFFY: Yeah, people look down on that.
PAT: Yeah, they do. They do.
JEFFY: It's a shame.
GLENN: Notice he didn't say I look down on that. He said people look down on that.
JEFFY: They do.
GLENN: You're right. You're right.
PAT: That's true.
GLENN: You're right. You haven't eaten anybody, have you, Jeffy?
JEFFY: Not today.
GLENN: You know, that's the only good thing about playing this kind of a role.
GLENN: You know, just being this kind of guy in the media, that no matter -- you know, you get caught doing something, people would be like, it's Jeffy, of course.
JEFFY: Of course.
GLENN: He was on the air. We thought he was a cannibal for a while. That was nothing.
JEFFY: He told us.
STU: It was like that with the Podesta emails from the campaign. I was so convinced Podesta was worse than the stuff that got released --
PAT: I know.
STU: -- that I actually kind of wound up looking at him kind of positively afterwards.
JEFFY: Right. Right.
STU: All he's doing is screwing his coworkers? That's it?
GLENN: Everybody is looking at him, like, oh, look at these horrible things. And I'm like, that's so much better. That's all they got?
STU: That's it? Wow.
GLENN: Wow. I was wrong about him all these years.
STU: Think about it. They got through all of his personal emails in his Gmail account. And what came out of it was like he really didn't seem to like -- you know, he wanted to Bernie Sanders to lose. And, well, he -- well, he didn't like a couple coworkers and said some nasty things about them. Well, that's it? Wow.
PAT: Come on.
GLENN: What about the basement in the pizza place? I mean --
STU: Well, that's true obviously.
GLENN: Come on
PAT: What about selling secrets to Russia? Come on.
GLENN: Right. Nothing.
STU: It's the same thing with Jeffy. If he got convicted for, you know --
GLENN: Simple manslaughter.
STU: Simple manslaughter. What? That's it? The guy -- he hasn't committed --
GLENN: That's kind of a mistake. He didn't mean that.
STU: Yeah. Wow. I kind of had him down for genocide myself. So that's not -- not too bad too bad.
JEFFY: I don't want to go to jail just for manslaughter.
GLENN: No. No. Go out in style, Jeffy.
JEFFY: That's sad.
GLENN: Yes. Yes.
JEFFY: Thank you.