Vaginas With Voices: Thanks, Bill Nye, for the Worst Moment in Broadcast History

Welcome to 2017, the year of the worst moment in broadcast history which taught us that vaginas can talk. Yes, it actually happened thanks to Bill Nye, the so-called science guy. The only thing that could top it? Glenn's impression of a talking vagina. #NSFW

Listen to this segment from The Glenn Beck Program:

GLENN: Well, here's an episode that I would really like to lose. Because once you -- luckily, it's radio. So you're not going to be able to see this. But as you're listening to it.

PAT: It's unbelievable.

GLENN: Realize it's 100 times worse when you actually are watching it.

PAT: This actually happened on a Netflix original show.

JEFFY: Yes.

GLENN: This is something we feel necessary to say. This actually -- in today's world --

PAT: It really happened.

GLENN: Think of this.

PAT: Happened.

GLENN: In today's world, where honestly, space aliens could -- Anderson Cooper could go on TV tonight and lift up his eyelid and pull it over his head and reveal himself as an alien, and we would be like, "Huh."

JEFFY: Should have seen this one.

GLENN: In this atmosphere, we have to say, this actually happened.

STU: Yeah. I mean, in all seriousness, it's one of the worst three minutes of entertainment put together. And, by the way, we have five of the top ten, so we know --

GLENN: This is our category. We have all of -- yeah, we're lifetime achievement winners when it comes to bad entertainment.

STU: Yes, this is the worst thing I may have ever seen.

PAT: Have you ever seen -- I didn't even know he had a Netflix show, but called Bill Nye Saves the World?

JEFFY: Yeah.

PAT: Who knew? And why the hell did Netflix put him on? What is the draw of this guy? I don't understand it.

GLENN: Okay stop here's Bill Nye the Science Guy. And he's going to introduce something that you, of course, know.

PAT: This is amazing.

GLENN: And warning, kids -- warning, if you have kids in the room --

PAT: Yeah, it's a little harsh.

GLENN: It has dicey language in it. It's all technical science language.

STU: No.

GLENN: But the song is -- remember, and we're the science denier.

PAT: Uh-huh.

GLENN: We're the ones denying science. This is on the science stage this weekend, my vagina has a voice.

VOICE: So you guys, seriously, this next thing I feel is very special.

PAT: It's very special.

VOICE: This is a cool little segment. You know this woman from Crazy Ex-girlfriend. Please give it up for Rachel Bloom.

GLENN: I didn't know Crazy Ex-girlfriend.

PAT: I don't know her, but...

VOICE: This one goes out to all my bipeds who identify as ladies!

PAT: Okay. For all the bipeds who identify as ladies because that's as close as we could come to calling you something that sort of identifies a human being.

GLENN: Women. Okay. So wait. That's what she said? For all you bipeds that identify as ladies.

PAT: Bipeds that identify as ladies.

GLENN: Okay. All right. But we're the science deniers.

(singing)

VOICE: My vagina has its own voice.

PAT: Wow.

(singing)

VOICE: Sometimes I do my voice for my vagina. Please, tell me I'm not the only one who does that.

(laughter)

GLENN: Stop. I believe that laughter is piped in.

PAT: Oh, it had to be.

STU: Really?

GLENN: I believe that --

PAT: I think it had to be.

GLENN: Well, they didn't mic the crowd.

PAT: I don't know if there even is a crowd. Is there a crowd there?

STU: I thought there was a live audience there. I mean, he seems to be talking to them at the beginning. It seems like it's a variety show.

PAT: Is he talking to us at home?

GLENN: I don't know.

PAT: I've never seen the show.

GLENN: I don't know. I've never seen it either.

VOICE: (singing) Much more than either.

PAT: So bad.

VOICE: (singing)

May have some butt stuff. It's evolution. Ain't nothing new.

PAT: Wow.

VOICE: (singing)

(music)

French treasure. 'Cause my sex joke is so (singing) more.

(music)

If they're alive, I'll date them. Channing or Jenna Tatum. I'm down for anything. Don't box in my box. Give someone new a handy and give yourself props.

VOICE: Oh, you think you're so smart. Did you learn gay in college?

VOICE: (singing) with all of that while I drop some knowledge. Sexuality is --

(music)

GLENN: Okay. Stop.

PAT: Has there been anything worst ever broadcast?

STU: Ever. Ever.

PAT: Ever. I don't think so.

GLENN: Yeah, but listen to the message.

PAT: Oh, it's science, Glenn.

GLENN: I know. My vagina has a voice.

PAT: They're singing science.

GLENN: Hey, are you? I'm Bill. Bill the vagina. Yesterday I was Carol. But today I'm Bill the vagina. Taking your calls now. Hello. I'm listening. Go ahead. Yes, Peter. Come in a little closer. What were you saying?

(laughter)

GLENN: I mean, jeez.

STU: Is that the voice she does -- is that the voice she does?

GLENN: How are you doing? Give us a whoa. Let me tell you something.

STU: That is really --

GLENN: I was vomiting out a child the other day. Oh, my gosh. Split my face wide open.

STU: Oh, okay. This is why --

(laughter)

STU: The issue here is -- no.

GLENN: If a vagina could talk, this is what it would be saying.

STU: Okay.

PAT: I think maybe it should stop talking.

STU: Yeah, no. I think that was the good --

GLENN: What, are you ashamed of me?

PAT: Yes.

STU: We are ashamed of you. Yes. Very ashamed of you.

And, again, now we've broken the record of Bill Nye for the worst moment in broadcast history, which I'm glad you reclaimed the title.

GLENN: Holy cow. Right. Thank you.

STU: It's interesting because a lot of people are offended over the content and message of that. Which she's saying -- basically saying I can't be assigned a sex.

PAT: And that's science?

STU: That's science somehow.

PAT: That's science. Jeez, man.

STU: But really, I'm much more offended at how terrible it is. Like, I don't -- they could be saying anything, and I don't think it would overcome just how awful a production it is.

PAT: No, it's unbelievably bad.

STU: It's horrific. What could they possibly have been thinking?

GLENN: You're still freaking out that my vagina has a voice.

STU: No, I know. I am.

GLENN: But my butthole has a stink beyond your wildest imagination.

STU: You've set the record already. You don't need to further it. This is like --

GLENN: Whoa. Whoa.

(laughter)

STU: This is like, you've already scored 101 points. You don't need to go for 130. Wilt. It's like, let's just calm down.

(laughter)

GLENN: Wow.

STU: That is absolutely unbelievable though. I mean, I seriously -- how in good conscience as a person who works in the entertainment industry, how could you let that on the air? That's something you light fire to the tapes before they get it to Netflix?

GLENN: No, here's the thing -- here's the thing: Netflix has spent a lot of money on that. There's nobody at Netflix that goes, yeah, well, my head has a mouth. And my mouth has a voice. You're fired. Get out. Get out.

STU: Well, I think the point with Netflix is, it's not like they're broadcasting -- this is -- it's the benefit of Netflix. They could put a bunch of crap on there too. They have a lot of great points.

GLENN: Yeah, but at some point, doesn't some shareholder go, come on?

JEFFY: And they might. They might. This is one season.

STU: But this doesn't cancel -- no one cancels a subscription over this, do they?

GLENN: No, no. Because there's so many other great shows. And so maybe it brings in some crazy nutjob liberal that subscribes and thinks it good. Maybe Bill Nye -- someone in Bill Nye's family subscribes because of this show.

GLENN: But here's the -- here's the problem: This is why -- I mean, are you seeing anybody who is conservative? Crazy, doing a show like that.

STU: No. And thank God!

GLENN: No, I know that. But they'll put anything on as long as it's liberal. As long as it's liberal, progressive, it doesn't matter. You know, the idea that the left has gone over after Fox News -- you're only thinning the herd. By making -- by making conservative views a pariah. What you do is you only allow the strongest or the craziest to stand.

And so we -- we'll stand. I'm telling you, we're going to continue to stand, even if I have to do it under a tree. I'm going to be doing -- I'm going to be saying my view under a tree, if it's only with three people. That's okay. You're not shutting me up. But the ones who last -- after you clear out -- if you make it uncomfortable for the normal people to say something, the only ones that are left are the truly dedicated or the nutjobs that will just get some other nutjob to pay for it.

STU: Well, that and, of course, obviously all the vaginas with voices. They'll always speak out. They're always there to speak out to America.

GLENN: Yeah. My vagina has a voice, but conservatives don't.

We should write a song.

STU: My vagina has a voice, but conservatives don't.

PAT: May have just broken the V-word record of all time too, right here.

GLENN: No, no. I don't believe so.

STU: It's possible. Again, in a science discussion, these things are allowed.

PAT: Pretty close.

Award-winning investigative journalist Lara Logan told Glenn Beck on the radio program Wednesday that a network of radical extremist terrorist organizations, which includes Antifa, are coordinating and escalating many of the violent riots in the wake of George Floyd's death.

Lara, who has done extensive reporting on Antifa, said it's "extraordinary" that so many Americans in the media and politics are defending the "very violent terrorist organization."

"[The media is] pretending that they care about journalism. They don't. They care about silencing, intimidating, destroying, annihilating, and getting us all to self-sensor so we don't cover any of the subjects they don't want us talking about," she said.

"For those of us who've followed [Antifa] for a while, and know what they're doing and what their agenda is, what has always been troubling is the way so many people in the media and in the political establishment have given them cover to operate," Laura added. "These are extremists. And you see a lot of parallels between extremists on the left and the right ... they pretty much operate the same way, exactly. And there's no difference between what Antifa is doing and the 'Brown Shirts' of Nazi Germany. Or the 'Black Shirts' of Mussolini."

She read the 10 points of action listed by an extremist group called the "Revolutionary Abolitionist Movement", which culminates with "Liberation begins where America dies."

Glenn recalled a prediction he made approximately 15 years ago, that "socialist, communists, radicals, anarchists, [and] Islamists would all work together ... they would all see the opportunity and work toward the same goal. And that's destruction of capitalism, and destruction of the Western world."

"A few years ago, I probably would not have agreed with you on that," Laura responded. "But I now see that you're absolutely correct."

Watch the video below to hear Lara detail evidence to expose the truth about Antifa:

Media targets Lara Logan for exposing the truth about Antifa

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The Trump-deranged media is calling the president a "coward" because he was moved to an underground bunker as riots erupted outside the White House over the weekend.

Former Secret Service agent Dan Bongino joined the "Glenn Beck Radio Program" Tuesday to set the record straight. He told Glenn that under Title 18, US Code 3056, the Secret Service has the authority to protect the president however they deem necessary, with or without his consent.

Dan explained that the severity of the White House riots, which resulted in at least 50 Secret Service agents being injured, would very likely have warranted overriding the president's preference on whether or not to take shelter.

"Shame on the media ... for painting this as some kind of situation where Trump ran like a coward," Dan said. "Which is totally false and made-up. [...] They're morons. These are imbeciles with double digit IQs who are only in this to aggravate an already-bad situation. And it's a shame, because they're really incentivizing this kind of stuff to happen."

He also made it clear that the so-called protests over the death of George Floyd were actually "very strategic" riots organized by "Antifa terrorists."

"It was not even a protest. It should have been, and could have been ... but that's not what it was. It was an insurrection. It was a riot," Dan stated.

"I can tell you, from sources of mine that were there, [who are] more than credible and unimpeachable, that the attack at the White House -- and that's what it was over a period of days -- was very organized. It was done using very strategic tactics," he added. "I want to be crystal clear, this was organized by Antifa terrorists. It's not a joke. It's not hyperbole. These were people that were committed to an insurrection that was thankfully put down."

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Dan Bongino: Trump is NOT a Coward Hiding in a Bunker


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The media has been trying to discredit BlazeTV's Elijah Schaffer after he recorded a disturbing video of a man being brutally beaten and stoned almost to death by rioters Saturday evening in Dallas.

Elijah joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Monday to set the record straight.

"The very dishonest far-left media is working tirelessly at the moment to completely, not only discredit myself, but they always say, 'Elijah Schaffer who works for Glenn Beck's BlazeTV.' As if that's an insult. So I'm going to clear the air right now," he told Glenn.

"There was a group of about, I would say 150 rioters. They were not protesters. They were breaking windows. They broke into a bank. They broke into a bar. They were looting alcohol and partying on the streets while breaking glass. These were not people who were grieving over black lives," he added. "The police had lost control of the city."

Elijah went on to describe the violent scene, detailing the events leading up to the brutal beating of a man who was apparently trying to defend a local bar. Elijah posted a video of the incident on Twitter Saturday night.

*Warning: graphic content*

"Rioters with rocks and bricks and bats and weapons, 150 or more, were accosting him as he stood in front of the bar," Elijah said. "Then they started stoning him, Glenn! Medieval! Throwing rocks and bricks.... We're in America. This is 2020. We do not stone people in the United States of America!"

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A new Pew Research Center report shows the death toll in the United States from COVID-19 is "heavily concentrated" in Democratic congressional districts.

According to the analysis, more than half of all COVID-19 deaths in the U.S. occurred in just 44 (approximately 10 percent of) congressional districts, and 41 of those 44 hardest-hit districts are represented by Democrats, while only three are represented by Republicans.

"A new Pew Research Center analysis of data on official reports of COVID-19 deaths, collected by the John Hopkins University Center for Systems Science and Engineering, finds that, as of last week, nearly a quarter of all the deaths in the United States attributed to the coronavirus have been in just 12 congressional districts – all located in New York City and represented by Democrats in Congress. Of the more than 92,000 Americans who had died of COVID-19 as of May 20 (the date that the data in this analysis was collected), nearly 75,000 were in Democratic congressional districts," Pew reported.

Filling in for Glenn Beck on the radio program this week, Pat Gray and Stu Burguiere argued that, while the coronavirus should never have been made into a partisan issue, the study certainly makes a strong statement in favor of GOP leadership.

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