Chelsea Clinton Just Achieved a New Level of Ridiculousness

Think about this for a minute. Is there any remote way to link child marriage to climate change?

According to Chelsea Clinton, yes --- "of course." And that's just one piece of a strange puzzle she laid out during a speech for the 2017 CARE National Conference.

WATCH: Chelsea Clinton: ‘Climate Change’ Connects to ‘Child Marriage’

Glenn and his co-hosts tried to make sense of it on radio Friday.

“Seven-year-old children are closer to the asphalt, so they get hotter faster,” Glenn said jokingly. “Of course they’re interconnected.”

Enjoy the complimentary clip or read the transcript for details.

GLENN: Listen to this and tell me how are these all inner connected?

CHELSEA: Which is to be able to kind of carry multiple concerns in both our head and our heart. And just listening kind of to the concerns around education and climate change. Women's health.

PAT: Yeah. Yeah.

GLENN: Child imaginary.

CHELSEA: Access technology. All of those are of course inner connected.

PAT: Of course.

CHELSEA: We have to focus on each of them in their inner connectedness.

GLENN: Yes. Yes. Well, wait a minute. Child marriage and global warming.

PAT: Are inner connected in --

GLENN: It is so hot. Have you not ever heard anybody? I am so hot. I am so hot.

STU: So hot I married a toddler?

PAT: No.

GLENN: Well, no.

STU: It is toasty out here.

GLENN: When you look at somebody who is hot, don't you want to; right? You're looking at somebody who is hot. Smoking hot. Children --

PAT: I don't think that's what they're speaking of, however.

GLENN: 7-year-old children are closer to the asphalt, so they get hotter faster.

PAT: Wow.

GLENN: It's just a theory, but I think you see the connections there.

PAT: Oh, my gosh. They're of course interconnected. Of course.

GLENN: Of course they're interconnected.

PAT: That is bizarre.

STU: Access to technology?

PAT: Yeah.

GLENN: Global warming.

STU: Access to technology, global warming --

PAT: Let's listen.

CHELSEA: I was listening to the concerns around education and climate change.

PAT: We have education, women's health.

CHELSEA: Child marriage.

PAT: Access to technology.

STU: Five.

GLENN: You're getting an E marriage certificate.

STU: So you get --

PAT: On okay. But how does that tie into climate change again?

GLENN: Because it's too hot to get one -- You can't get one outside toking to the city hall. You have to do it online.


WATCH: Jan. 6 FALLOUT: Biden's Domestic Terrorism Threat Is YOU

The Capitol riot was foolish and tragic, but Pelosi's Select Committee "investigation" on the January 6 "insurrection" has devolved into a show trial complete with bad tears and bad acting. But this is just a charade designed to distract us.

What's going on behind closed doors is truly nefarious. The Biden White House and the U.S. national security apparatus are seizing that event to redefine domestic terrorism and expand the powers of government to prevent it. There is an alarming blueprint for sweeping government action called the "National Strategy for Countering Domestic Terrorism," put together by the National Security Council.

On his Wednesday night special this week, Glenn Beck exposes the collusion between the Biden administration and Big Tech to surveil, root out, and silence America's deplorables – all in the name of national security.

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'They've taken away the symbol of the American flag': Restaurant owner speaks out after being FINED for flying flags on July 4

Terry Trobiani owns Gianelli's Drive Thru in Prairie Grove, Illinois, where he put up a row of American flags for the Fourth of July. But the city claimed he was displaying two of them improperly and issued him a $100 ticket for each flag.

Terry joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to explain what he believes really happened. He told Glenn that, according to city ordinance, the American flag is considered "ornamental" and should therefore have been permitted on a federal holiday. But the city has now classified the flag as a "sign."

"Apparently, the village of Prairie Grove has classified the American flag as a sign and they've taken away the symbol of the American flag," Terry said. "So, as a sign, it falls under their temporary sign ordinance, which prohibits any flying, or any positioning of signs on your property — and now this includes the American flag. [...] The only way I could fly the American flag on my property is if I put it on a permanent 20 to 30-foot flagpole, which they have to permit."

Terry went on to explain how the city is now demanding an apology for his actions, and all after more than a year of small-business crushing COVID restrictions and government mandates.

"COVID was tough," Terry stated. "You know, we're in the restaurant business. COVID was tough on us. We succeeded. We made it through. We cut a lot of things, but we never cut an employee. We paid all our employees. I didn't take a paycheck for a year just to keep our employees on, because it was that important to me to keep things going. And, you know, you fight for a year, and you beat a pandemic, and then you have this little municipality with five trustees and a president, who just have no respect for small businesses. And right now, what I see is they have no respect for the republic and the United States ... I think it's terrible. The direction that government, at all levels, have taken us to this point, it's despicable."

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Glenn says we’re at a possible TURNING POINT toward dictatorship

Glenn says we're at exactly the same place so many countries have faced before: a turning point possibly towards dictatorship. It may not end that way — but it's time we WAKE UP and realize that's where we're heading. Eric Clapton is now facing cancelation, and if the far left can do that to a rock n roll LEGEND, what can they do to you?


Refugee: 'American Wokeism Worse Than North Korea' | Yeonmi Park | Ep 111

Yeonmi Park experienced freedom for the first time at 13, when she watched "Titanic." She didn't see it in a plush movie theater seat; she watched it over the course of several days because electricity is sporadic in North Korea, where she grew up. "We don't have a word for oppression," Yeonmi tells Glenn. "There is no hope. There is no moving forward. You are doomed." Against unbelievable odds, Yeonmi escaped and eventually made it to New York City. Then, she went to Columbia University, where she couldn't believe how American students defined "oppression." She and Glenn discuss the ridiculousness of pronoun checks, the consequences of White House-led censorship, the importance of the Second Amendment, the authoritarianism of Big Tech, and the insanity of corporations' love affair with China. But even more shockingly, she explains her fear that where her new country is heading could be worse than what she escaped: "Even North Korea wasn't as crazy as American wokeism."