POLL: Best #BackToSchool Tweets From the Lawrence Police Department

The police department in Lawrence, Kansas, recently broke the internet with its hilarious response to a young citizen trying --- but epically failing --- to be cool.

It turns out, whoever runs the Lawrence Police Twitter account is something of a comedy genius.

Lawrence, a college town that is home to the University of Kansas, welcomed back returning and incoming students last weekend --- and it didn't go unnoticed by local authorities. Lawrence PD embarked upon a timely Twitter campaign to make college "jail free" for returning and incoming students:

Here are the hilarious (and solid) tips tweeted out by Lawrence PD:

Tip #1: Don't Sell Weed Out of Your Apartment

Tip #2: Don't Throw a House Party

Tip #3: Don't Get Drunk and Fight

Tip #4: Don't Pee in Public

Bonus Tip #1: No Face --- or Arm --- Punching

Bonus Tip #2: No Speeding Through School Zones

Major props to the truth bomber who manages @LawrenceKS_PD.

It's a tough choice, but let's pick a winner. Which tweet storm wins the day? Take the poll:

Does parody even exist anymore? Filmmaker Ami Horowitz recently went to Yale University to ask students to sign his 'petition' to repeal the U.S. Constitution — and they actually did it!

Ami joined Glenn Beck on "Glenn TV" recently to describe how this wasn't just a few people — this was 65 percent of those he asked, and NO ONE seemed to think it was a bad idea.

Watch the video below to hear more from Ami Horowitz:

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The far left is tearing apart the social fabric of our country in the name of "progress." From its emphasis on government dependency, to the $15 minimum wage, to the embrace of Marxist Critical Race Theory in our schools, the Left is destroying our culture and way of life.

On Glenn TV this week, Glenn Beck spoke with Christopher Rufo, director of the Center on Wealth and Poverty, about the latest insane example of the Marxist lies destroying the minds of our kids: A New York school sent parents a "white identities" chart advocating for "white traitors" and "white abolitionists."

Watch the video clip below or find the full episode here:

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There is an all-out assault on the social fabric of our country. The kids are NOT all right. In the name of "progress," we're destroying their minds with Marxist lies. In the name of "safety," we're destroying their souls by keeping them locked down.

On his Glenn TV special this week, Glenn Beck takes on the national suicide that the Left is committing by destroying our culture and way of life and how it's also leading to actual suicide of our kids. Experts on the front lines expose how the lies of critical race theory are crippling our children's future and provide tools for parents to fight back.

Finally, Glenn hears from a parent who tragically lost his teen son, who took his own life due to COVID isolation. He has a powerful message for parents, teachers, and politicians who he says are failing our kids.

Watch the special in full below:

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With as much gas and oil as Texas has — and not to mention its own power grid — why in the world is Texas experiencing such bad power outages?

Center for Industrial Progress president and founder Alex Epstein joined "The Glenn Beck Radio Program" to lay out what he's found.

Alex said he believes the "fundamental" problem is "the insistence on using unreliable wind and solar energy instead of reliable energy from coal, nuclear, and natural gas." And soon, it may not be just Texas, as President Joe Biden pushes for 100% dependency on green energy nationwide. THAT is the "real lesson of Texas," he warned.

Watch the video below to catch more of the conversation:

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