When in Doubt, Blame Jeffy? Guess Who Really Broke the ‘Dillo Racing Trophy

Jeffy thought he had gotten away with his crime … until an attentive listener ratted him out.

On today’s show, Glenn invited Jeffy on to share a note from a listener: “Just an FYI: Jeffy broke the armadillo leg. He did it on Facebook Live last week. It’s not Glenn’s fault.”

Glenn, Stu, Pat, Doc, Brad and Jeffy have been competing in a virtual armadillo race that will determine who gets to pick their real armadillo first this weekend, and Jeffy has been way ahead. Mercury One is fundraising with the 2017 M1 Ball: American Cowboy, and the Dillo Derby will be held at the ball on Nov. 18.

When a leg came off the armadillo trophy, Glenn assumed he had broken it, but an audience member wrote it in to let him know that Jeffy was the culprit.

“We have listeners who like us,” Glenn said.

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GLENN: I hope to unveil it at the M1 Ball. And then that way, I will be able to take my competition out at the -- for the armadillo race, who I believe has to be cheating. Welcome to the program, Jeff Fisher.

JEFFY: Hello, Glenn. Hello, Stu.

STU: Hello, Jeffy.

GLENN: So we're doing an armadillo race, which, by the way, they are carriers of leprosy, I just want to throw that --

JEFFY: That's not going to scare me.

GLENN: No. So we're having an armadillo race. I've never been in an armadillo race. But you can bet on us, and all the proceeds go for charity. And for some reason, Jeffy is creaming all of us.

(chuckling)

And, I mean, I don't even know how. He doesn't even have a show. Nothing.

JEFFY: Oh.

STU: Now, Jeffy, of course, was -- was hosting The Morning Blaze with Doc Thompson this morning. I happened to see that when I came in.

JEFFY: Yes, I was. Filled in for Doc last couple of days. And on the Blaze Radio Network. Other than that, I got nothing. I got chewing the fat on the Pat Gray Unleashed program.

STU: Yeah. Chewing the fat with Jeffy --

GLENN: Yeah, yeah. Well, nothing else.

JEFFY: Yeah, a podcast.

GLENN: Eh, what's that?

JEFFY: Other than that.

GLENN: Those podcasts, that's a fad.

JEFFY: No kidding.

GLENN: So, Jeffy, I wanted to bring you in.

JEFFY: Yeah.

GLENN: Because a listener --

JEFFY: Oh, boy.

GLENN: Yes. A listener wrote in.

Glenn and Stu, you should know, did I tell you that I felt really, really bad that I broke the boot off of the armadillo the other day?

JEFFY: What? Yeah.

GLENN: Yeah, I broke the boot off the armadillo. It was here, and I broke it on the air.

JEFFY: The trophy? That I'm going to win?

GLENN: And it really -- it really bothered me.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: It bothered me deeply.

STU: He was worked up about that. Because it was the big prize for the armadillo race.

JEFFY: For the actual race. The race of financial -- that's another race.

GLENN: This is a trophy.

JEFFY: I'm already winning against him.

STU: You are winning so far.

JEFFY: I've been practicing.

GLENN: Yeah. So, anyway, just an FYI, Jeffy broke the armadillo leg. He did it on Facebook Live last week. He just stuck it back on there. It's not Glenn's fault.

STU: Is this true?

JEFFY: Absolutely true.

(laughter)

A hundred percent.

STU: You let Glenn suffer on national radio and television.

JEFFY: Absolutely. I was going in the other room, going, Mercury One, do not come over to Glenn Beck. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. I asked her later that day if she had come over and told you that it was already broken.

GLENN: No, we have listeners that like us.

STU: Not enough apparently. Because I'm second to last place. And Glenn is third to last place.

JEFFY: I mean, it broke. It broke.

STU: So how did you break it? Did you take a break out of it, or what happened?

JEFFY: Yes, it was lunchtime. That's what happened.

STU: I heard, if you fry them up --

JEFFY: It goes up --

GLENN: They're carriers of leprosy.

JEFFY: Not after you cook them.

No, the people are kind enough to have me in front --

STU: I mean, seriously, you are up by give or take 50 percent over Pat.

JEFFY: I know.

STU: Who is in second place. And you're crushing us. You're three times basically Glenn and I.

GLENN: Okay. Listen, people. Listen, people.

JEFFY: Oh, don't.

STU: Fix this, America. Fix this.

GLENN: This is wrong. Go to mercuryone.org and fix this.

STU: Mercuryone.org/armadillo is how you can get there. You can see the race. You can donate.

JEFFY: And you can donate to me.

GLENN: All the money goes to charity. All the money goes to Mercury One.

STU: Right. So when you do that, when you donate something, you can select who it will benefit on the armadillo race.

GLENN: It cannot be Jeffy.

STU: Obviously, it should not be Jeffy.

GLENN: It could be anyone. Leprosy, I would be okay.

STU: Doc, Pat, Brad -- anybody. Just not Jeffy.

GLENN: Jeffy.

JEFFY: Really?

GLENN: Can't be done. Can't be done.

STU: I mean, a vote for Jeffy is a vote for leprosy.

GLENN: It really is. It really is. You hang around him too much, and your fingers start to fall off. Your arms fall off. So it's ugly. It's ugly.

So thank you, Jeffy, for making me feel --

JEFFY: Well, it was great to stop by and see you --

GLENN: Yeah, it was always good to see you. Yeah, oh, man. Oh, do I miss you every day? You bet. You bet.

STU: And thank you for breaking the trophy.

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: That was incredibly nice and honest of you --

GLENN: No, I thought it was classy that you owned up to it too. And go, oh, crap, and stick the boot back on. No, that's a classy move.

JEFFY: Well, what else are you going to do?

GLENN: I don't know. I don't know. Admit it.

JEFFY: I did.

GLENN: Okay.

Thank you, Jeffy.

How many times must the corporate media get something completely wrong — and attack anyone who dares to disagree — before we realize who they have become?

On the radio program Friday, Glenn Beck shared an article from the Daily Caller titled, "Eight Anti-Trump Narratives the Media Finally Had to Admit Were False All Along." From the Lafayette Square controversy to the denial that COVID-19 could have anything to do with a lab in China to the "Russian bounties" story, the list of mainstream media conspiracy theories goes on and on. If it were anyone but the liberal media who got the facts this embarrassingly wrong, they would have been out of a job long ago.

Watch the video clip below to hear eight of the most anti-Trump the narratives shamelessly pushed by the media — that were completely wrong.


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Former President Barack Obama sat down with CNN's Anderson Cooper recently for an interview scheduled to air in full on Friday. During the interview, Obama scoffed at the idea that critical race theory could be a "threat to our Republic," while claiming that "right-wing media venues" are "stoking the fear and resentment of a white population."

On the radio program Wednesday, Glenn Beck set the record straight: the right-wing media's efforts to call out the far-left have nothing to do with race in America, but rather everything to do with protecting our way of life that is being threatened more and more each day by the radical, Marxist ideology seeping into government.

"Mr. Obama, you lied," Glenn asserted. "You used the IRS to hunt down your enemy. You spied on the media. And your health care package, which was supposed to save every American $3,000 per year, has helped some, perhaps, while raising the cost of everyone's health care in double and triple percentages. But the worst thing that you did, is you planted, you watered, and you protected the Marxist seeds, by crying race."

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Our sacred republic has never been in more danger than it is today. Little by little, industry by industry, the far Left is fundamentally transforming the country we love. And it's an aggressive, hostile kind of takeover we've only seen in some of the world's darkest societies.

On Glenn TV this week, Glenn Beck exposes how the Biden administration and Democrats are aggressively scrambling to reset everything: our free and fair voting system, our kids' education, our policing, immigration and border security, our economy, our military, and our energy supply.

Finally, Congressman Dan Crenshaw (R-Texas) joins to discuss how Biden's "woke" policies are threatening America's national security and our way of life.

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Apparel company The North Face recently stated that it would no longer make jackets for oil and gas companies because it doesn't want to be associated with the fossil fuel industry. In response, Colorado-based oil and gas company Liberty Oilfield Services rented full billboard ads to remind The North Face of the truth: "Globally, 60% of all clothing fibers are made out of oil and gas. For North Face, it is likely 90% or more."

Liberty CEO Chris Wright joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to discuss just how much of our economy — beyond outdoor apparel and energy — wouldn't exist in a world without fossil fuels. And he warns that many companies are now deeming this truth to be "controversial."

"I have been for years, trying to get a real, honest dialogue about energy going," Chris told Glenn. "So we took this opportunity to point out that North Face jackets are ... almost completely made out of oil and gas. How can you choose not to associate with the essential material your equipment [is] made out of? So we put a billboard up ... the billboard says, 'That North Face puffer looks good on you. And it was made from fossil fuels.'"

"Most billboard companies did not want to run that billboard. They thought it was controversial," he added. "And Facebook put a hold on our brief video just saying the jacket looks good, this is what it's made out of. In today's world, that is controversial."

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