STOP THE PRESSES! 'Time' magazine's top 100 list will make your head explode.

Stop whatever you’re doing and pull up a chair. Because Time magazine’s annual list of the 100 most influential people on the planet is finally here.

Which lucky hundred humans has Time anointed as head and shoulders above the rest? Well, Time has their 100 list divided into categories, such as “Pioneers.” Naturally, that’s where David Hogg and the rest of the Parkland Five landed. Their tribute essay was written by Dana Loesch... just kidding. It was actually written by Barack Obama. Of COURSE it was.

Under the “Artists” category is Jimmy Kimmel, with his tribute written by Senator Dick Durbin.

That’s not a joke. Durbin writes about Kimmel, “Night after night he sparred with the politicians who tried to take health insurance from millions of Americans.” You know those darn Republicans, always hoping to see Americans die in the streets from no health insurance.

Among those in the “Leaders” category we have Justin Trudeau (naturally), Kim Jong Un (why not) and Nancy Pelosi. Pelosi’s tribute is written by Cecile Richards. If you were making a list of the top influencers in killing unborn Americans, Pelosi and Richards would probably make the top ten.

Under “Icons,” there’s Adam Rippon, because nothing says icon like finishing tenth in your event at the Winter Olympics. Also under “Icons” is Maxine Waters, because... actually, I have no idea how anyone thought that was a good idea.

Sorry, Time, but these are not the most influential people on the planet.

Sorry, Time, but these are not the most influential people on the planet. They may be the loudest, the most famous, the most popular. I’m sure there are some truly great people on this list, and some even have the power to affect our lives through technology or government policy.

But they can never have the kind of deep, genuine, lasting influence that you have on your family, your children, your friends, your community. How did Time overlook the people risking their lives to save others around the world? That’s why a list like this is rather laughable. The real influencers are more often the ones we don’t hear about --- hard-working people like you, trying their best, serving their neighbors and doing secretly amazing things for the people in their life.

If this is truly a list of the 100 most influential people, then we are far too easily influenced.

Is this what inclusivity and tolerance look like? Fox News host Tomi Lahren was at a weekend brunch with her mom in Minnesota when other patrons started yelling obscenities and harassing her. After a confrontation, someone threw a drink at her, the moment captured on video for social media.

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On today's show, Pat and Jeffy talked about this uncomfortable moment and why it shows that supposedly “tolerant" liberals have to resort to physical violence in response to ideas they don't like.

President Donald Trump has done a remarkable job of keeping his campaign promises so far. From pulling the US from the Iran Deal and Paris Climate Accord to moving the US Embassy to Jerusalem, the president has followed through on his campaign trail vows.

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“It's quite remarkable. I don't know if anybody remembers, but I was the guy who was saying he's not gonna do any of those things," joked Glenn on “The News and Why it Matters," adding, “He has taken massive steps, massive movement or completed each of those promises … I am blown away."

Watch the video above to hear Glenn Beck, Sara Gonzales, Doc Thompson, Stu Burguiere and Pat Gray discuss the story.

Rapper Kendrick Lamar brings white fan onstage to sing with him, but here’s the catch

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Rapper Kendrick Lamar asked a fan to come onstage and sing with him, only to condemn her when she failed to censor all of the song's frequent mentions of the “n-word" while singing along.

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“I am so sorry," she apologized when Lamar pointed out that she needed to “bleep" that word. “I'm used to singing it like you wrote it." She was booed at by the crowd of people, many screaming “f*** you" after her mistake.

On Tuesday's show, Pat and Jeffy watched the clip and talked about some of the Twitter reactions.

“This is ridiculous," Pat said. “The situation with this word has become so ludicrous."

What happened?

MSNBC's Katy Tur didn't bother to hide her pro-gun control bias in an interview with Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton in the wake of the Santa Fe High School killings.

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What did she ask?

As Pat pointed out while sitting in for Glenn on today's show, Tur tried to “badger" Paxton into vowing that he would push for a magical fix that will make schools “100 percent safe." She found it “just wild" that the Texas attorney general couldn't promise that schools will ever be completely, totally safe.

“Can you promise kids in Texas today that they're safe to go to school?" Tur pressured Paxton.

“I don't think there's any way to say that we're ever 100 percent safe," the attorney general responded.

What solutions did the AG offer?

“We've got a long way to go," Paxton said. He listed potential solutions to improve school safety, including installing security officers and training administrators and teachers to carry a gun.

Pat's take:

“Unbelievable," Pat said on today's show. “Nobody can promise [100 percent safety]."