NYT hearts Karl Marx, and the fanboy shines through

Dear New York Times,

Karl Marx here. Thank you for the new article wishing me a happy birthday. I have to say, though, in the 135 years I’ve spent boiling in the bowels of hell --- Michel Foucault and Saul Alinsky send their regards --- I cannot accept the accolades you’ve provided.

While the piece is fairly well-written, it also contains weird tangents and a fanboy approach, especially considering the death toll of my “philosophy” has accrued roughly 150 million. It’s actually far more than that --- believe me, I’ve talked to Mao and Stalin about it, those guys are crazy.

And let’s talk about the title. “Happy Birthday, Karl Marx. You Were Right!” The inclusion of an exclamation mark is a bit much, no? What happened to the old New York Times, which was respectful? You emerged from the early days of penny press and fostered an impressive career --- I saw it all, we denizens of hell absolutely adore the divisive tactics and unabashed elitism you’ve developed over the years! Lucifer himself loves reading your hateful Trump articles, on account of all the money he’s helped you make and all.

Let’s talk about the author, Mr. Jason Barker, an English-born associate professor of philosophy at a university in South Korea. First off, he has done wonderful work keeping my work relevant with his expertise in “Post-Marxism.”

I can tell you personally, the whole communist thing doesn’t end well.

And all that time I spent worrying that capitalism had ruined it for me! Well, not me, I actually loved capitalism privately, because it’s what allowed me to be a lifelong freeloader and about ideas like “Haves” and “Have Nots” --- can you believe people actually believe that stuff?!

I did not like Mr. Barker’s “alternative history” novel, Marx Returns, which pretends to watch my process during the composition of Das Kapital, my screed against capitalism just slightly more subtle than The Communist Manifesto. Boy, I had a great laugh with those. I lost count of how many cigars and bottles of expensive wine I had while writing those two. Good times.

Most importantly, I would like to thank you, New York Times, for so shamelessly selling your soul on my behalf. I only hope you have a long-term plan, because, I can tell you personally, the whole communist thing doesn’t end well.

Sincerely,

Karl Marx

Once again, the media has failed to carry out even the most cursory investigation when it comes to allegations against Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.). But investigative journalist David Steinberg has been piecing together "32 new, verifiable, archived pieces of evidence" that indicate Omar conducted the "most extensive spree of state and federal felonies by an elected congressperson in U.S. history."

Steinberg joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to detail how the pieces fit together in his latest report available on TheBlaze.com.

"It's over," Steinberg told Glenn. "There's really nothing left. It's all ... the publicly available documentation that anyone would need to be convinced that, for eight years, [Omar] married her brother to commit immigration fraud. And this marriage fraud also was in the service of education fraud/student loan fraud. And along the line, we have evidence, that she filed at least two years of fraudulent tax returns, possibly eight [years]. We have evidence that she perjured herself eight times during her 2017 divorce from this man. And along the way, of course, we know she was living in public housing. We also know she was likely receiving subsidized child care.

"Essentially, almost everything she put her name on for eight years was perjury or fraud. And it all adds up to likely the most extensive spree of state and federal felonies by an elected congressperson in U.S. history. I really have no other way to put it. That's how big this is."

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The extreme-left idea that gender is "fluid" is a complete denial of science, according to sex researcher and neuroscientist Dr. Debra Soh.

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She also explained why she had to leave academia to be able to speak freely about sex and identity, and how — despite being a liberal — the far-left is actively trying to cancel her for saying there are biological differences between men and women.

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In February 2020, Glenn Beck and his research team uncovered an alleged multi-billion dollar money laundering scheme which lead to a missing $1.8 billion in U.S. aid sent to Ukraine during the Obama administration, all of which pointed to Igor Kolomoisky, the corrupt Ukrainian billionaire at the center of it all.

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This week, the FBI raided the offices of U.S. companies owned by Kolomoisky in Cleveland and Miami. Additionally, the Department of Justice accused the Ukrainian oligarch of stealing billions of dollars from PrivatBank and then laundering the money through a network of companies all over the world. Kolomoisky and partner, Hennadiy Boholyubov, owned PrivatBank until December 2016, when Ukraine nationalized the bank because billions of dollars had gone missing.

Kolomoisky has ties to the Ukrainian gas firm Burisma, former Burisma board member Hunter Biden, and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, whose phone call with President Donald Trump was central to the Democrats' now-failed impeachment attempt.

On the radio program Friday, Glenn spoke with chief researcher Jason Buttrill about these latest developments.

"Yeah, $1.8 billion of [taxpayer] money that just vanished has now been found, or at least part of it, in Miami and Cleveland," Glenn said.

"I can't believe it's taken this long," Jason responded. "You said in February that [Kolomoisky] was the key to finding out where the money went. And we're talking about $1.8 billion dollars — $1.8 billion! That could finance a small war."

"That money went to PrivatBank — that's Kolomoisky's bank," he continued. "It was later nationalized after they found out all this money was mysteriously going missing. But it went through a bank in Cypress then, poof, it was laundered all over the world. [...] We also showed, in one of the previous shows, that there were wire transfers going from Burisma, which Kolomoisky is the managing principal of, to Hunter Biden."

Glenn and Jason also talked about recent reports from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) alleging ties between American revolutionaries, such as Antifa, and Marxist terrorists in Syria, which BlazeTV exposed back in June. Find out more here.

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On the radio program, Glenn Beck explained how, thanks to the fed's poor decision making, our deficits have another dangerous effect: The United States' credit score has been downgraded, putting our country at risk of becoming an untrustworthy borrower. He also advises Americans to have at least a week's worth of cash at home, because a banking crisis could happen soon.

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