70 is the new 40: Dutch dude files lawsuit to change his age

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In so many ways, the world is turning inside out and upside down. Multiple gender options, trigger warnings, safe spaces, and holidays for pronouns. So on one hand, a story out of Holland fits right into this postmodern-chaos trend. On the other hand, this is probably one form of postmodern absurdity that most people can get behind, depending on how old you are. You'll see what I mean.

Emile Ratelband is a 69-year-old Dutch retiree who says he feels like he's in his 40s. There's your first postmodern clue – it's all about how he feels. He may be knocking on 70's door, but he's a happenin' 40-ish dude at heart. And since that is Emile's truth, he has asked a court in his hometown outside Amsterdam to change his birth certificate to match his young buck feelings.

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And why not? If you can change your birth certificate now to reflect whichever gender you feel like being today, why stop there?

Emile wants his birthdate changed from March 11, 1949, to March 11, 1969. At first, Emile says, the judges who heard his case this week, "laughed like little girls." But, after hearing Emile make his inspirational appeal to his youthful vigor, like any good postmodernists would, the judges promised to consider his case and make a decision later this month.

Emile says he doesn't mean to offend transgender people by appropriating their tactic, but he doesn't see changing his birthdate as any different than someone requesting to change their gender.

Never mind that Emile's entire effort here is a lie. Pay no attention to that, because age is just a state of mind.

Of course, Emile's age-defying crusade isn't just about principle. There's a practical side too. He wants to up his dating game. The father of seven is currently unattached and he says, "If you're 69 on Tinder, you're outdated." Friends tell him he could just fudge his age on dating apps, but he says, "I don't want to lie. If you lie, you have to remember everything you say."

Never mind that Emile's entire effort here is a lie. Pay no attention to that, because age is just a state of mind. Focus on the fact that Emile may very well be a pioneering hero to geezers everywhere. He's breaking the fiberglass ceiling. Finally, age fluidity is about to become a thing! And it's about time we make it official because people over forty have already been doing this forever.

On Monday's episode of "The Glenn Beck Radio Program," Glenn opened up about the tragic death of his brother-in-law, Vincent Colonna Jr., who passed away unexpectedly on April 5. He also shared some of the important thoughts and insights he's learned through the grieving process.

"Last Monday, I was sitting in this chair ... the two-minute warning comes and Stu said to me, 'You ready for the show?'' ... And that's when my wife [Tania] came to the door of the studio here at our house and said, 'I...' and she held the phone up. And then she collapsed on the floor in tears," Glenn began. "Tania's brother had passed. To say this was a shock, is an understatement."

Glenn described his brother-in-law as having "a servant's spirit."

"He was always the guy who lit up the room. He was always the guy helping others. He would never stop, because he was always helping others," Glenn said of Vincent. "He was on the school board. He was a little league coach. He was the soccer coach. He helped build the church. He took care of the lawn of the church. He was constantly doing things, raising money for charity, working over here, helping to organize this. But he was never the guy in the spotlight. He was just the guy doing it, and you had no idea how much he had done because he never talked about it.

"We also didn't know how much mental anguish he was in because he never talked about it. And last Monday morning, after spending Easter with the family ... he killed himself. This is now the third family member of mine that has gone through this. And I keep seeing it play out over and over and over again, in exactly the same way."

Glenn described his thoughts as he, Tania, and her family struggled to come to grips with the devastating loss.

"I learned some really important things as I was watching this wake. I'm seeing these people from all walks of life ... the people that were there, were there because [Vince] made a difference in their life. He was a true servant. As I'm watching this, all that kept going through my mind was, 'by their fruits, ye shall know them.' The fruits of his labor were on display. He was a servant all the time. All the time ... he found a way to love everybody.

"There are two great commandments: Love God with all your heart and mind and soul. And love your neighbor. So those two great commandments boil down to: Love truth. Because that's what God is," Glenn said.

"Love thy neighbor. That's where joy comes from. The opposite of joy is despair, and that is the complete absence of hope ... and how do you find joy? You find joy by rooting yourself in the truth. Even if that's a truth you don't want to accept. Accept the truth," he added. "But we have to stop saying that there's nothing we can do. What are we going to do? Well, here's the first thing: stop living a lie."

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After imprisoning a pastor for refusing to follow COVID-19 restrictions, Canadian officials barricaded his church. And when some church members retaliated by tearing down part of the fence, Canadian Mounties arrived in riot gear.

Rebel News Founder Ezra Levant joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to give his insight on the crazy situation. He described the new, armed police presence surrounding GraceLife Church in Edmonton, Alberta, and how it not only encouraged hundreds of protesters to stand with the church in support but forced congregation members underground to worship as well.

What's happening is eerily similar to what occurs everyday in China, Levant says, and it must stop. Who would have thought this type of tyranny would be so close to home?

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Enough prayers? Why is supposed Catholic Joe Biden suggesting that Congress ought to stop praying for after someone commits acts of gun violence?

On Friday, Stu Burguiere and Pat Gray filled in for Glenn and discussed President Joe Biden's remarks during his speech on gun control. "Enough prayers. Time for some action," Biden said. Stu and Pat were surprised how dismissive Biden appeared to be on the idea of prayer.

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Just days after Canadian pastor James Coates was released from prison for refusing to bow to COVID-19 lockdown restrictions, several police officers showed up at another church to ensure restrictions were being followed. But Polish pastor Artur Pawlowski of the Cave of Adullam Church in Alberta, Canada, knew his rights, telling the cops not to come back until they had a warrant in hand.

Filling in for Glenn Beck on the radio program this week, Pat Gray and Stu Burguiere played a video of the interaction.

"Please get out. Please get out of this property immediately. Get out!" Pawlowski can be heard yelling at the six officers who entered his church.

"Out! Out! Out! Get out of this property immediately until you come back with a warrant," he continued. "Go out and don't come back. I don't want to talk to you. You Nazis, Gestapo is not allowed here! ... Nazis are not welcome here! Do not come back you Nazi psychopaths. Unbelievable sick, evil people. Intimidating people in a church during the Passover! You Gestapo, Nazi, communist fascists! Don't you dare come back here!"

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