And the Nobel Peace Prize goes to...

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A hunkered, drooling woman scowls at the television. For a moment, it's as if she considers the television her mortal enemy, something that has betrayed her. Her gravelly voice is not what it was, all those decades ago. From her crouch, she can hear the television sounds, can see the joyous images pacing out in front of her. She mumbles to the man beside her, something about how she used to be important, she used to be feared, she used to have power, but the man stares forward without acknowledging a word.

Maybe his hearing aid is jammed again. Yeah, that's why he's ignoring me, the woman thinks.

On screen, the reality cooking show is interrupted by a news alert: "PRESIDENT TRUMP WINS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE."

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Instantly, the woman explodes into a rage. Fuming, cursing, hurling expletives as she flips the dinner tray over, sending bingo chips in all directions.

"THAT SHOULD BE ME!" the woman shrieks, but before she can explain, a nurse enters the room, says, "Time for your meds, Ms. Hillary."

True, this scene hasn't happened yet, but after President Trump's historic meeting with Kim Jong-un, it appears more likely than ever. And more people are waking up to the possibility. Recently, a collection of Congressional Republicans submitted President Trump's name to the Nobel Committee. Yesterday, two members of Norway's Progress Party did the same.

Somewhere, most likely a dank cave drilled into an ominous mountain, Hillary Clinton broods and spews expletives to the wall, scheming her next move.

Similarly, White House counselor Kellyanne Conway drew ire yesterday for hinting that President Trump will certainly have earned his Nobel Peace Prize — unlike, she said, "the last president, [who] was just handed one."

Somewhere, most likely a dank cave drilled into an ominous mountain, Hillary Clinton broods and spews expletives to the wall, scheming her next move. Only, thankfully for us, that move is to answer the question, "I wonder if they're still serving enchiladas?"

There's been a lot of talk about the idea of a (peaceful) "national divorce" as the Left continues to abandon everything that made America what it is. Well, this week's guest on "The Glenn Beck Podcast" is all for that divorce. Michael Malice is the author of "The Anarchist Handbook" and host of the podcast "Your Welcome." He joined Glenn to talk about how an anarchist would peacefully take on America's greatest challenges — with a smile.

"My rights are not up for discussion," Malice told Glenn. He explained why his version of America will save America, and why, in spite of anxious talk of "national divorce," he has so much hope for the future.

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There are new curriculum standards being implemented into schools throughout the nation for health classes that not only go far beyond what's appropriate for young children, but are entrenched in clear political biases, too. Under the standards, third-graders are taught about hormone blockers and endless gender identities, and topics get shockingly graphic for kids as young as 11. Some schools are even teaching their teachers and kids to ignore what parents have to say about these topics. And the worst part may be that many parents are completely unaware what their children are being taught.

Tina Descovich, co-founder of Moms for Liberty, joined "The Glenn Beck Program" to explain exactly what you can ask at your next school board meeting to ensure this "horrifying" curriculum isn't being taught in your kid's school.

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It should come as no surprise that a newsworthy story receives more media coverage when released on a Monday than a Friday. The reason is in part due to a large number of news-consuming Americans checking out for the week to focus on their weekend plans rather than the news.

On Monday's radio program, Glenn Beck shared information that President Joe Biden decided to release on Friday — when fewer people would notice — regarding the Climate Finance report. This report is marketed to Americans as "A Roadmap To Build a Climate-Resilient Economy." But Glenn believes the report to be Biden's Great Reset warning shot to banks.

In this clip, Glenn warned that if Americans don't stand together, in eight years we all indeed will own nothing. Watch the clip for the full story. Can't watch? Download the podcast here.



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On today's radio program, Glenn Beck was joined by Bill O'Reilly to discuss the top stories of the week.

For O'Reilly, the biggest story this week centered around someone mysteriously missing from mainstream media news reports today: Mark Zuckerberg. Specifically, O'Reilly said it's the 'scandalous' way the Facebook CEO spent nearly $420 million to influence the 2020 election — and did so successfully.

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