'Paving for Pizza' is American ingenuity at its best

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America can be pretty innovative when it feels like it, without any government help at all. Even when it comes to improving infrastructure.

I know — progressively-speaking, it seems utterly impossible to address America's infrastructure problem outside of government. Yet, that is exactly what Domino's Pizza is attempting.

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This week Domino's announced they will give grants to towns across America to fix potholes in the roads. The initiative is called, wait for it... "Paving for Pizza."

Why would Domino's choose this particular brand of community service? Good old-fashioned business. They're in the pizza-delivery business and potholes are not ideal for pizzas bouncing along in the shotgun seat of the delivery guy's Ford Pinto.

According to Domino's:

Potholes . . . can cause irreversible damage to your pizza during the drive home. . . . We can't stand by and let your cheese slide to one side, your toppings get un-topped, or your boxes get flipped. So, we're helping to pave in towns across the country to save your good pizza from these bad roads.

Their website even allows you to select the severity of pothole, then watch video from the inside of a pizza box to see exactly what it does to your pizza. Spoiler alert — it's not good.

Domino's has also been testing those self-driving pizza delivery cars, so you can bet potholes are not very good for all that technology either.

Domino's may have just figured out a model for fixing roads and saving us taxpayers boatloads of money.

You can go online and nominate your town to be selected by Domino's to fix the potholes in your community. Domino's cares about America's crumbling roads, but they care even more about pizza integrity.

Surely, if there's one thing that could unite the Left and Right in this country, it's pizza integrity.

This is kind of genius. Domino's may be on to something here. President Trump has said he wants $1.5 trillion to spend on infrastructure. So far, Congress has only allocated $21 billion. But Domino's may have just figured out a model for fixing roads and saving us taxpayers boatloads of money.

Better roads and pizza integrity? Only in America.

Former Minneapolis police Officer Derek Chauvin is facing several charges for his role in the death of George Floyd. But attorney Andrew Branca, who specializes in self-defense law, joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to explain exactly what must be proven in order for those charges to stand.

Did Chauvin act reasonably in the context of the entire situation? Were his actions directly responsible for Floyd's death, or could it be blamed on factors beyond Chauvin's control?

Branca also argued that the prosecutor committed misconduct serious enough for a potential appeal, how political tension makes it "impossible" for a fair trial, why he would vote not guilty, and what sentence Chauvin is facing if the actual jury disagrees.

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From food and job shortages to the prices of building materials "skyrocketing," the world is currently moving into what could be the "perfect storm" for politicians to push for a universal basic income, explained Glenn Beck on the radio program.

"We really need to look at the economy and be prepared for what is coming," Glenn said. "I feel like my job is to warn you of the things that are coming and, when I can, give you ways to navigate around. But at least so you can hear the warning and decide yourself what you're going to do with that."

Glenn explained that now, for the first time, there is a shortage of starter homes and building supplies just as increasing numbers of millennials are in the market. Also, analysts are predicting that shortages of food items and products such as pork, polystyrene, and chlorine could send prices soaring. Then there's the matter of unemployment, kicked off by the COVID-19 pandemic and likely to worsen because of the technological revolution, there are going to be fewer and fewer jobs for people to do.

"We are creating this perfect storm, right now, where universal basic income is going to be embraced by people," Glenn warned. "It's just this nasty cycle that we're beginning, and we're watching it unfold right in front of us."

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More than 100 business leaders and CEOs from some of the world's largest corporations recently met during a Zoom meeting to discuss how they can band together to fight "election integrity laws," like the voting law recently passed in Georgia.

On the radio program this week, Glenn Beck explained how this government-corporation partnership is not only proof of fascism, but it is also demonstrative of how our lives will be under The Great Reset: government and large corporations will work together to set the rules, and the freedoms of the individual American will be squashed.

"I want you to understand ... everything that they have ever said about, 'oh, it's a conspiracy theory' about The Great Reset, you can throw that in the garbage now," Glenn began. "Something happened this weekend that is absolutely unprecedented. I have done this job, for ... I don't even know how many years, almost 50 years, and I've never seen anything like this.

"People that were on the [Zoom] call, they talked about potential ways to show how they opposed the legislation, including ... delaying investments in states. That's blackmail," Glenn continued.

"So these corporations, they're going to act as a — what? A secondary government? ... I don't know. I didn't elect the CEO of Merck. Did you?" he said.

"Corporations [are] openly meeting and coordinating efforts to change laws," Glenn added. "This is fascism, guys! Fascism is when government and corporations work hand in hand. That is fascism."

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A virus has escaped the university labs and is super-spreading through our culture. It's called Critical Race THEORY and what used to be a fringe topic in the academic world is now a dangerous Marxist REALITY infecting our public schools where students are taught the U.S. is a "parasitic system" based on the "invasion" of "white male settlers."

On Glenn TV this week, Glenn Beck exposes how some teachers are being instructed to "cash in on kids' inherent empathy" in order to train them to become "activist intellectuals," starting as early as first grade.

CRT is an absolute toxin to America and Glenn warns that in just one generation the Constitution, freedom, and true equality will be totally destroyed. Yet, any opposition to the spread of this disease is shouted down as racism and bigotry. If Critical Race Theory is not already in your local school curriculum, it will be soon.

Joined by Asra Nomani, Vice President for Strategy and Investigations at Parents Defending Education, Glenn arms you with the facts about CRT so you can stand up to this tyranny in your community.

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