Hey, kids! Have you always wanted to incite people toward anarchy and chaos? Do you dream of rallying people to harass members of the president's administration who you just can't stand? Well, great news, now you too can be like Maxine! Maxine Waters that is, the 14-term Congresswoman – excuse me, Congress-person – from California!
For just $30.00, plus $59.99 shipping & handling, you can be the proud owner of your very own "#Be Like Maxine" tote bag! It's perfect for carrying around your phone charger, gluten-free snacks, and BPA-free bottle of sparkling mineral water for those long, hot days spent harassing and shaming administration officials.
But wait, there's more! If you act now, you can get a second tote bag for exactly the same price, plus TBD shipping & handling. And this bag features a creepy, graphic novel-like illustration of your favorite California Congress-person – Maxine!
Plus, if you order both tote bags, for just $20 more, you can get your very own "# Be Like Maxine" t-shirt! Very stylish for the mathematically-challenged Democratic Socialist on the go, and perfect for virtue-signaling at school, getting coffee, or waiting in line for your Universal Basic Income check!
Order now and get 0.25 percent off your total when you use the Maxine-approved promo code: "Civility won't save us."
While the previous promo is unfortunately fake, the "limited-edition" Maxine-merch is all too real. It's brought to you by Color of Change, which claims to be the largest online racial justice group in the U.S.
You know you're way out there on the spectrum when even Nancy Pelosi calls your approach "unacceptable."
Two months ago, as you may recall, Waters told supporters at a campaign rally to confront and harass members of President Trump's administration. You know you're way out there on the spectrum when even Nancy Pelosi calls your approach "unacceptable."
In a video on the Color of Change website, Black Lives Matter co-founder Alicia Garza says, "Civility won't save us because this administration and white supremacy doesn't care about being polite." So, Color of Change launched the "Be Like Maxine" campaign presumably to encourage people to be rude. Because there's just not quite enough of that going around already.