Are You Addicted to Outrage? Find out whether you've been completely consumed by the endless fury of the news-cycle :rage: or started down the path toward complete apathy :unamused:... (Hopefully neither :grinning:) Take the quiz to find out! You're consumed with OUTRAGE!!! You're obsessed with winning every Facebook discussion, dominating every dinner conversation and getting all worked up over pointless issues, usually IN ALL CAPS. Might we suggest unplugging for a bit? Learn to make crepes, text your mom, or pop some bubble wrap. The 24/7 spin-cycle of outrageous half-truths can wait! Or to get to the root of the problem, check out Glenn Beck's brand new book, Addicted to Outrage today! You'll be glad you did. You're well balanced! Like Goldilocks' favorite bowl of porridge, you're not too hot, not too cold. Somehow you've managed to stay informed without letting the mind-numbing effects of public discourse eat you alive. At first, we were going to suggest you buy Glenn Beck's new book, Addicted to Outrage... but maybe you should just grab a copy for a friend! You've got this! You're completely out of touch! Look at you... You've managed to tune everything out! Nobody's going to get you wound up! Even if it means going over the cliff with the rest of humanity. May we suggest... reading the morning paper? Heck, you could even read it while doing yoga and brewing kombucha. Better yet, get yourself informed by perusing Glenn Beck's brand new book, Addicted to Outrage today! How do you feel when Colin Kaepernick takes a knee? David Hogg wants your guns. Media claims the Trump administration deliberately separated families at the border. #MeToo Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez takes Democratic Congress by storm. Media: Trump is to blame for the Hurricane Maria disaster in Puerto Rico Pope Francis says it's ok to be gay. Obama calls on voters to “reject the rising strain of authoritarian politics and policies". Which outfit does Hillary look best in?
