Glenn posted his most recent painting on Instagram--which happened to be a 7-ft. tall painting of Uncle Sam in his underwear holding an AR-15. What inspired this painting? We may never know. But what Glenn DID want to know is how YOU would caption this painting...and the captions FLOODED in.
We selected our favorite captions from Instagram. Which ones are YOUR favorite? Let us know by voting for your favorite caption below!
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“Am I forgetting anything?”
“Red, White, and Bloomers”
“WE MAY LOSE OUR PANTS BUT NOT OUR FREEDOM”
“Oh, wait……this wasn’t a Zoom meeting?”
“Uncle Sam: Tired, & Pissed Off”
“I thought I took care of all this back in 1776....back to work...”
“I prompted chat GPT with this: can you give me 7 pithy captions (less than 20 words each) to put under a July 4th painting by Glenn Beck. The painting is of Uncle Sam standing in Red and White striped boxer shorts, wearing his typical top hat, and holding an automatic weapon. He is wearing blue socks, one with a hole in his toe. Here are some of the better ones that it produced: (1). 'Uncle Sam says, 'Let's party like it's 1776!'" (2) 'Who needs pants when you have the Constitution?' (3) 'The most patriotic outfit you'll ever see."'
“The Right To Bare Legs Will Not Be Impeded”
“From My Cold Dead Hands”
“Let’s just see what Mr. Tax Collector collects next time.”
“Biden/Fetterman 2024, A No Brainer.”
“Agnate Sam Needs YOU!”
“Don’t be caught with your pants down… arm yourself now !!!”
“Rights are Never to be Stripped”
“Scope...check. Suppressor...check. 3lb trigger...check. What am I forgetting!?”
“Oh My Stars…and Stripes!”
“Pants on the Ground? But I’ve still got Another round!”
“Might as well have the safety off, too, I suppose.”
“Given everything else, but the shirt of our backs”
“Neither rain, nor snow, nor lack of sleep, nor lack of pants shall keep me from my appointed duties.
“The Dubious Patrioteer”
“The "king" has limited clothes on and people are starting to notice!”
“America: Broke. Busted. Disgusted.”
“Stay strapped or get clapped”
"You've stripped me enough! You can't take her!!"
“This is my rifle, this is my gun, this one's for fighting, this one's for fun!”
"I identify as wearing pants"
“China stole my pants for their new balloon.”
“And on this day Uncle Sam finally saw the deer wearing Kevlar and knew what he had to do.
“We’re a mess, but still standing.”
“The right to bear arms... and legs!”
“I know what I will giving up last…”
“Wholier than Thou”
“Death Before Dishonor”
"My hands are getting cold."
“Guess I better get ready! Looks like I might need this ol’ thing!”
“A Rough Saturday Evening Post”
“These selfies are getting too real”
"Ya done piss me off so much, I forgot me britches.”
“Skivvys for our civvys”
“Even in Slumber, Liberty Rises..”