RADIOMarch 15, 2022

5 tips to help you explain to family WHAT’S COMING NEXT

Have you ever tried to explain to your family what may be coming to America, only to be met with blank stares? Or accusations that you’re going crazy?! It’s okay…not all your loved ones may be aware of the signs that economic hardship seems to be right around the corner. But we MUST prepare them so that they can prepare themselves. Glenn gives 5 tips for how to explain to YOUR family that the Great Reset is upon us and that the time to prepare is now.

You can find all 5 tips HERE.

Transcript

Below is a rush transcript that may contain errors.

GLENN: So let me tell you a completely made-up story. Okay?

Completely hypothetical. A cautionary tale about a man named Tom. Who now his family thinks, he's a complete lunatic.

Tom, let's say, is a loyalist of this program.

He's read The Great Reset. He studied the WEF website. He even tried a Built Bar. That's Tom.

At first, he thought, ah. This guy, he's overreacting. Collapse of the West. Whatever.

Then he started to do his own research. Now Tom is wide awake.

And he wants to make sure his family is ready.

Because he feels responsible for their protection.

Boy, can anyone relate?

Well, his wife Lacey might love Tom. But is not really like Tom. Might have been one day, before they started pumping out kids.

Now, they've got three kids under five. And Lacey, Tom's wife. She's at home with the kids, all day.

She just wants to have an adult conversation from time to time. She also an elderly mother. So she's got a lot of responsibility too. Force

She rarely has a moment to breathe. Nonetheless study ESG scores.

Not high on Lacey's list.

The kids were screaming over the radio, when Tom years ago, said, you should listen to Glenn Beck. She would just like quiet in the house, from time to time. Her mother always forgets to put on her hearing aids. Then turns the TV up, to, what was it?

About 6 million. One day, after listening to my show, recently, Tom decided, it was for the family to start preparing.

But he knew, he and his wife needed to make the instigation together.

Way to go, Tom.

So last week, Tom decided to approach his wife in the kitchen.

She was making lunch. She had her 3-year-old that was bumbling and babbling relentlessly under her feet. And she hadn't slept much the night before. Because the baby kept waking up.

They had guests arriving for a weekend stay, in less than an hour.

But Lacey had spent the morning, helping her mother trying to find her heart medicine, so the house was still a mess. And Tom thought, you know what, now is the right time.

I have no time to waste.

Tom decided now is the time to talk to Lacey. The collapse of the West is right around the corner.

Tom bellowed to his wife. To which she replied. You have been listening too much to Glenn Beck. Everything is fine.

Tom, stunned, eked out a series of breathless words, punctuated by rapid and indiscernible arm movements. World Economic Forum. Digital currency. Dugin. The oil. And then he went to the Glenn Beck stand by. It's a trap!

Thoroughly exhausted Tom collapsed to the floor, staring blankly into space.

Lacey looked on in horror.

Not now, honey. We have guests arriving.

Tom collected himself, and scuttled out of the kitchen, cloaked in abject failure and sweat. Okay.

This is an example of what not to do. Now, how do I know? Because while I'm not Tom. I was -- I, of course, said more than just World Economic Forum, digital currency, Dugin, oil, it's a trap.

I said more than that. A lot more.

And I'm surprised that some of the family members, who don't listen to me, all the time, but know that uncle Glenn kind of knows what's about to go. So they looked to me, from time to time, for an update.

I decided to tell them everything.

Not a good decision. So let me break it down, on the things that Tom and I have both learned, some rules, that maybe you should take, when talking to your family about. It's a trap!

Pick the right time. Now I'm not sure when that time is, because in a busy household, it never seems to be the right time.

But pick the right time, half asleep. No.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. In-laws arriving in five minutes. Five days. Five years.

No. Uh-uh. Not the right time. Baby's birthday party. Sure. A classic tale to laugh about years to come.

But have you lost your mind?

You need to pick a low stress time, where you can really talk.

Now, immediately, I think, maybe a romantic weekend.

No. No. No.

Not a good time.

In couple's counseling, they teach couples to employ the acronym HALT. H-A-L-T. Halt. Before you have any serious conversation, halt, and ask yourself a few questions.

Is she hunger? Don't do it. Is she angry? Uh-uh. Honey, I got nothing to say.

Is she lonely? I just want some adult time?

Or is she tired?

Yeah. If one or more or all of them apply, wrong time. Wrong time to talk.

Now, here's my question to the --

STU: What on earth happened to you this weekend?

GLENN: It was -- it was not good. It was not good.

STU: This is an amazing montage. So you tried to explain to your family the too many we all face in some level of detail. And you picked the wrong time?

GLENN: No. So they're my family. So I said -- they said, what are you doing to prepare?

STU: Uh-huh.

GLENN: And I told them what I'm doing to prepare.

And they all went, really?

And I said, yeah. But, I mean, it may not happen. And it may not happen right now. But I think we should all be prepared.

And start thinking along these lines.

Well, they didn't hear the, it may not happen right now. And then they also went home, and they saw, you know, the new red phone being put on the desk of the Oval Office, and with Putin.

And, you know, the fact that -- we're at DEFCON two in Europe. And the other, my favorite was, by the way, we're the State Department. If you're an American citizen in Russia, run for your lives. Get out right now. Right now. Run for your lives. That's probably -- that probably notched them up a little bit in the panic scenario, you know what I'm saying?

STU: Yeah. No. There's a lot to be worried about right now.

GLENN: Yeah. So I went to them. And said, look, look, look. I am very sorry.

Because I feel very alone in the family. Because I don't tell the family. I don't go home and do all this. If they want to listen, they can listen.

And there's many things that I believe that I shall never say. But I shall never say the things that I do not believe. So there's lots of things that I don't say, because I don't want -- you don't want to live in my head.

You don't want to live in my head.

It's a very dark and scary place.

So -- and it causes a problem with me.

And I bet, as a dad, if you feel the way I do, you might feel this way.

You might feel very, very alone.

Because you're like, everyone is depending on me.

I'm trying to. Yes. Let's go out, and -- and just watch the kids, play soccer. This week.

Let's do that. Because it's going to -- I'm not stressed out, or thinking about anything at all.

I'm just thinking about, let's have a good time. Okay?

Who wants to go to Shaky's Pizza Afterwards? I know I do. All right. That's the way I feel. Like I'm just faking all the time.

Oh, yeah. Me thinking. What are you thinking, honey?

Oh, nothing. I definitely wasn't thinking about 18 minutes before missiles would hit here. And how we would possibly survive and get out of ground zero.

I'm not thinking about that.

Nothing.

So when somebody says, no. Really, uncle, Glenn. Tell me. Oh, I was glad to share the burden.

Not a good idea.

So what I said to them, is, you know, be prepared.

Just be prepared.

Just here's what you need to do. And I didn't tell them this at the time.

I told them this yesterday. When there was a big conference call, with the whole family. And many of them were like, we can never let our -- you know, our wives down. To your house ever again.

You're not allowed to call here, stop. So I talked to everybody, and I said, you know, here's the thing.

All of these things are true. All of thinker things are true. But you cannot -- there's only so many things you can do. And the first thing that will happen. And I explained this to them.

That Tania and I. For the last week, we have been trying to make some really big decisions on things.

You can't make them all at once.

You can't -- you can't have that big conversation, even all at once.

You have to break them down into bit sizes.

And you'll think like, I'm not making any progress. Because I haven't made any decisions.

All last week, Tania and I tried to have one conversation, about one item on our list.

And it is so -- it's so -- it's hard to think about thinker things.

It's hard to think.

There's no, oh -- you know what, go to the bookstore.

There's got to be a self-help book, on what to do, if your country is about to collapse.

There's no self-help on that. There's nothing.

STU: There are zombie apocalypse books. Maybe you can follow those.

GLENN: And I might get to the point where, a zombie is involved?

Eat me now.

So you have to do the best you can.

And all last week, Tania and I haven't made a decision, but we're closer. Because we had five or six nights. Of just having honestly, five-minute conversations before all of -- before both of us were like, I'm exhausted. I can't even think about it.

I just shut down.

It's really hard. Because it involves everything. Everything. So what you need to do is just the next right thing.

And the next right thing would be on the political side.

Call knowinger statehouse. Your Senate. Your House of Representatives. Call your governor's office. And say, no ESG. Pass a bill. No ESG.

You don't even have to do that, if you're just concerned about you.

Go to the store. And every time you buy food, you know this. This is not doomsday. This is just inflation.

Every time you buy something, buy two. If you can.

And then store the second one. And then when you run out of the first one, don't use the second one. Go to the store, and buy two again.

And story the second one there. And just keep doing that. Until you will have -- I mean, I don't know if you saw this.

Was it Colgate, do you think?

I don't know. One of the toothpaste. They're saying, it's going to be $10 a tube, this summer. Ten dollars a tube, for toothpaste.

Okay. All right.

Wow. Maybe we should buy some toothpaste as well.

Just do the next right thing.

And start knocking them off.

You cannot approach this, the way -- I mean, I've spent 25 years, doing this.

I've spent the last 20, almost 18 years. Just -- well, actually since September 11th, really.

About 20 years, just focus on what I think we're entering into now, to bring people up to speed, is tough.

And you don't want to scare them. So don't invite me to any parties. Because I'll make everyone cry. Okay. There it is.

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STU: So are we -- are we being too opaque on what people are supposed to be preparing for?

GLENN: On this show?

STU: Well --

GLENN: I mean, I think we've shook all the stragglers. I think all the people are like, I don't know. I listened for five minutes. He was freaking me out.

STU: Yeah. I mean -- just -- it's hard -- people want to prepare for -- for some terrible consequence. Or some awful thing that happens.

Or some uncertainty. But to know, what and how to prepare, you need to know what these things are.

GLENN: So the first thing is, I'll about it through this. I don't know how to do this in a not Glenn Beck sort of way.

The first thing you have to know. It's going to get economically tough. And then it's going to get economically tougher.

Then Glenn should stop talking. Okay?

At that point, it's just, no. That inflation. You ain't seen nothing yet. How is that?

Show biz and jazz hands.

You ain't seen nothing yet on inflation. So that's the first thing.

Gas, oil. Heating oil. Kind of a problem. Kind of a problem. We're -- we're not opening up anything here.

This is a problem. Should I go into the petrodollar? Or should I save that later?

STU: As enticing as it seems. There's only a few seconds.

GLENN: Yeah. So I'll go into the collapse of the petrodollar because of oil. But let's not worry about that.

And just the coming strife internally. Internally.

We are losing our center. So just prepare. Be around like-minded people. That love God.

And have a happy attitude.

Talk show host, not included.

Exposing the dangerous roots of queer theory

In this explosive conversation, Glenn Beck and Liz Wheeler expose the disturbing roots of gender ideology and queer theory — and how these radical ideas are directly targeting children. From the shocking origins of queer theory, where pedophilia and child pornography were openly defended, to Planned Parenthood’s new role as one of the largest distributors of transgender hormone therapy, the truth is undeniable: this movement is not about freedom or equality, but about dismantling families, corrupting innocence, and profiting off of our children’s pain. What we are witnessing is nothing less than a satanic ideology dressed up as compassion — and it’s spreading like wildfire through schools, culture, and medicine. Parents, you need to hear this. The time to protect your children and fight back is NOW.

Watch the full episode HERE

Here’s how INTENSE JFK’s Presidential Fitness Test was

President Trump recently signed an executive order to reinstate the Presidential Fitness Test and the media is in a frenzy. But Glenn and Stu look back at the history of these tests, including JFK’s version of the Test that seems IMPOSSIBLE for modern Americans. But Glenn has a secret reason for why he’s confident in his pull-up abilities…

Transcript

Below is a rush transcript that may contain errors

GLENN: What is the -- what is the new physical -- the president's physical fitness, you know, plan?

STU: Well, the thing that RFK Jr and Hegseth were rolling out the other day. I don't know if it was the full test or anything, but they were issuing a challenge to America, to be able to do 100 pushups and 50 pullups within five minutes.

GLENN: That's crazy.

STU: Thank you! That struck you as also crazy.

I don't think there's ever been a time in my life, that I could do that. Let alone now with shoulder problems. And much too much weight.

GLENN: All right. But that was before I needed this walker.

STU: I don't think there was a time in my 20s or my teens, that I could do that. But that -- in five minutes? Fifty pullups?
GLENN: Both of them in 5 minutes.
STU: Yeah, both of them. So it's not like 100 pushups in five minutes. It's both tasks within five minutes.

GLENN: No. No. That's not true.

STU: RFK Jr. is just doing it in jeans.

GLENN: Yeah, well, RFK, he's -- he's a weirdo. I mean, he is. Come on. When it comes to fitness, he's a weirdo.
STU: Yes.
GLENN: I mean, he's done this his whole life. He's like 800 years old. He can still do it.

STU: Yes. Depressive, I will say.

GLENN: I don't know. He's a sex machine.

STU: Oh. That's been a problem for him. Yes, that's been an issue in his life. Yes.

GLENN: Okay. All right. Go ahead.

STU: Separate from the president's physical fitness test.

GLENN: Right.

STU: But, I mean, they don't, they don't really think we're going to do that, right?
Like, I mean, how long would that take you to do?

STU: I think for me, it would take a good month. I think a month, I could probably get two pullups a day. That would get me around, a little over 50. So I could do that. Plus, the pushups. A solid month, I could get that done.

GLENN: You could do more than two a day. You could do more than two a day.

STU: You know, Glenn, I've got to say. I think -- I will throw a number out there. No science behind this, so just as a guestimate.

I would say 40 percent of the population can't do any pullups. Maybe 30 percent. Thirty percent of the population can do exactly zero pullups. Precisely zero, so an infinite amount of time would be a correct answer for a third of the population.

GLENN: I think you're -- I think you're being -- I think you're being a little too optimistic. I think it's closer to 40 or 50. I think it's closer to 40 or 50. Maybe 60 percent.

STU: Right! Pushups are one thing. I mean, I think almost anyone can do a pushup. One --

GLENN: You can do a pushup. Yes. Yes.

STU: Singular pushup. And if you can do one, you can wait long enough, to do a second one.
And at some point, the hundred gets done. That's not the case with pullups. Pullups, you can sit there and think about how much you want to do a pullup for a really long time. But that doesn't make a pullup happen. If you've got a certain amount of weight on you. You're not doing a pullup. It's not occurring.

GLENN: I have no idea, how many pullups I can do.

STU: I have an exact number of pullups, you can do.

GLENN: Do you? You think so?

STU: Yeah. Yeah. I have the exact number. I have to calculate -- AI has been running a report on me. It came up with zero.

GLENN: Right. Right. Really?
I can do. I mean, this is so pathetic. Listen to this. I bet I could do three. You know, you could do three.

STU: In a row? Proper form.

GLENN: What do you mean in a row?

STU: I mean, holding on to the bar, without letting go, you're doing three. There's no way. I don't think so.

GLENN: I think I could do. Well, with proper form, I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

STU: I'm not saying it has to look pretty. You have to get your chin up above the bar. It can't be one of those things, where you're a quarter of the way up there.

GLENN: So I can do one and rest for ten minutes. I could do another one.

I think I can do that.

STU: If you -- I'm not saying, you jump up, and you pull yourself up as you're pulling up. Full hang --

GLENN: See, you may not know this.

But you know what, I've done the DNA test. Have you ever done the DNA test that tells you all about your genes and everything else? Mine came back with something remarkable, and I have to share. You might feel bad, next.
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STU: Coming up next, Glenn attempts live pullups on the air. Stay tuned!
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GLENN: You know no idea what who you're dealing with. No. You don't have any idea who you're dealing with here.

I got my DNA test back like 10 years ago. And we all -- we all took it, because we were looking for things. And so we all took it. My DNA test came back, and everybody in the family, their test made total sense. Like, oh, yeah. That makes...

Then we read mine. We have to find -- I have to find. See if Tania has it still. We should have had it framed. I swear to you, they -- they mixed me up with somebody else.

Somebody else is like, wait a minute. I'm this pathetic? Mine came out and said, you have the muscular structure of a -- of a -- something like a -- an elite athlete. You have the abilities and agility and everything else of an elite athlete. And I'm like, there's not a chance. I don't have any of that!

I don't even know if I have muscles. I have to check once in a while, and go, do I have muscles still?

Doctor is like, I don't know. Can I? Ask just press against my hand on the leg. I don't know.

You know, I don't know how to do that exactly. So --

STU: You sure it said elite athlete and not elephant? I mean, if they misspelled it.

GLENN: It was.

I was having eye problems at the time.

STU: No!

GLENN: I mean, we read it. And I was like Tania, I believe that for Tania.

Maybe they switched me and Tania. Because Tania is really strong. She'll kick your butt.

She works out every day. All of that. Me? Never. Never.

And it kind of makes me wonder, when I get to the other side, and the Lord went, okay.

So what did you do with your life again?

Because I gave this incredible body, and you wasted it the whole time.

And I'm like, you should have been more clear, okay?

You should have been more clear. I -- maybe I could have played basketball. But I tried once. And it was embarrassing. It was embarrassing. It was like sixth grade. And I'll never live -- I don't even want to think about my time on a basketball court. Okay? So don't -- don't start with me. You should have made it a little clearer. When I first started to do stuff. And I think that's fair. I think that's a fair argument. In my defense. In my defense, Your Honor, God, you should have made it a little more clear.

STU: Yeah. I mean, if they really wanted us to do this, then the 11th Commandment is 50 pushups, and -- or, 50 pullups and 100 pushups, right?

Like, put it in a commandment if you really want us to do it. You have to be more specific, we're Americans.

GLENN: Okay. So let me give you the top of the list for the JFK Presidential Fitness Test. Okay? This is what you had to do in high school. In high school.

Thirty-four pullups. Bar dips: Fifty-two. What's -- because I believe I did that. A long time. And I don't recommend it.

STU: It's not a barhop.

GLENN: Oh, it's -- oh, bar dips. Okay. Okay. All right.

Bar dips: 52. Handstand pushups: Fifty. What are handstands?

STU: Oh, my God. Handstands.

GLENN: I can't even stand on my hands. Is that I'm doing a handstand and a push up? Because that's not happening. You're not human.

STU: Yeah. You're balancing yourself on your hands. Your feet are above your hands on the wall. Like a wall. And you're doing --

GLENN: Oh, so you're balancing yourself. That makes it a little easier. Still impossible.

But a little easier.

GLENN: Impossible. You could do precisely zero of those.

Aright. So you had to do 50 handstand pushups.

Or one arm -- 30 -- no, sir.

Twenty-six one-arm burpees in 30 seconds. Is that a one-armed push up?

STU: No. Well, you're bracing your yourself like you're about to begin a pushup in a burpee with only one arm, which that's not that difficult.

But then you're doing. Then you're like, you move your feet towards your hands. And then you jump up in the air basically. And then you do it repeatedly.

GLENN: No, no, no. That's ridiculous. No.

STU: There's a law of gravity. You're not supposed to violate it. If it was a recommendation of gravity, then maybe jumping would be appropriate. But it's not. Follow the law.

GLENN: In 48 seconds, you had to do a 3300-yard shuttle. Now, I've been to the airport. I think I've done a 3300-yard shuttle, but it depends on who is driving. You know.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: Rope climb. Try this. Rope climb. Twenty feet, hands only! Sit start.

STU: That's what I remember from the president's physical fitness test. And I remember looking at that rope, like, no chance I could get up that thing.

GLENN: I remember looking up at that thing. Humiliation. Humiliation is coming my way. I'll never kiss a girl, because that ain't happening. I'll get maybe 10 feet up. Maybe. Maybe.

STU: And you were right for 24 years from that time, approximately.

GLENN: Agility run, 17 seconds. Extension pressups, what? What?

I'm sorry. Why am I so tired reading this?

Extension pressups. What's an extension pressup, 8-inch? You had to do 100 of them.

STU: Let's see. Exercise. An exercise for low-back pain involving lying on your stomach and pressing your upper body up with your arms while keeping your hips relaxed and down on the mat.

GLENN: Oh, I could do that know. 8 inches.

STU: The last part of it, relaxing down on the mat.
GLENN: That's what my doctor says I should be doing. What?

STU: I can do relaxed and down on the mat. That part of it --

GLENN: Yeah. I could do that -- I'm the only guy. I took yoga for a while, like three weeks. My wife is like, yoga. You could do yoga. Let's just do yoga together.

I did. And the yoga instructor said to me. Because we were doing a plank.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: And she came and all I remember her waking me up. And saying, I think you're the only person I've ever -- ever taught that fell asleep in yoga. And I'm like, it's just so relaxing. Just let me sleep. Let me sleep.

STU: That's interesting, that you did yoga. Is there any footage of that? Any video that we could post? That would be good for --

GLENN: No. There's not. You had to do pegboard. Five trips of pegboard. And I think that's when you have the two pegs.

STU: Yes, it was a board.

GLENN: You have to take it out, and put it up, right?

STU: This is American Ninja Warrior. No way.

GLENN: There's no way. There's no way.

STU: This is amazing.

GLENN: Try this one: You had to do a 45-second handstand. I've never been able to do a handstand. Never!

STU: Never.

GLENN: And I'm an elite athlete. I'm an elite athlete. Try this one: A man carry, 5 miles.

STU: What? What do you mean a --

GLENN: Five-mile man carry.

STU: Is a man carry as obvious as it --

GLENN: I think it is.

STU: You're carrying --

GLENN: If I'm going to carry that man, you have to carry me that man for five miles.

I'm not sure, I can't carry any man for any miles. I mean, if I am -- if I am a firefighter, count on burning in the house. You're going to burn in the house. Because I can't carry you out. I can get in there and go, yeah, I will have to leave you.
I will have to leave you here. I can't help you, sorry.

It's also getting really hot in here. I have to go. You had to do a five-mile jog. An obstacle course.

You had to swim prone for a mile. You had to swim underwater for 50 yards, any strokes, two minutes. Deep waterfront, hang float, with arms. What? What is a deep water hang float with arms. Wait. Wait.

It's a deep waterfront hang float with arms and ankles tied for six minutes.

What kind of al-Qaeda PE class was this?

STU: Who has access to -- who has access -- like, you're in the middle of the country, you may not have a deep water body nearby. This is -- are you sure this is an actual test?

GLENN: This is the actual test. This is the actual -- what is a deep water front hang float with arms and ankles tied for six minutes? Can you look that up?

STU: A deep water hang float is an aquatic hang float done in the deep end of a pool with the aid of flotation device, such as a noodle or belt.

In this position, the flotation twice supports your upper body, while your legs and torso hang freely beneath you.

That can't be what it is.

GLENN: You can do that.

Deep-end of the pool.

STU: Can you bring a margarita?

GLENN: Man, this test is no big deal.

What! No way. No way!

Here's the last thing on the test.

A vertical tread in an 8-foot circle for two hours!

No way.

STU: Vertical tread in an 8-foot circle?

GLENN: So you're in the water and you're treading water in a circle for two hours. Two!

STU: This is not -- what?

This is not the test.

GLENN: It is. Now, I told you, this is the top of the test.

This is the top of the test.

So this is for the ones who could do all the other tests.

This was the top of the test. The bottom of the test is not that much better. Here's the entry, okay? Let's see. Pullups, 2/6/10. I don't know what that means. Pushups, 16, 24, 32. Bar dips, four, eight, and 12. Situps, 30, 45, and 60. Broad jump, 6-foot, 6, 6, 6. And 6, 9.

To jump 6 feet? I don't even know if --

STU: That one is possible, yes. Glenn, I know it sounds incredible. But, yes. That one is possible.

GLENN: Sounds incredible. You know, I think we should have the average person Olympics. I really do. I really do.

STU: Oh, I would watch that.

GLENN: I would watch that every time.

You see them coming. And you're like, hmm. That one -- three feet. I'm giving him 3 feet. 200-yard shuttle. Agility run. Rope climb, 18 feet, hands only. 880 yards in three minutes. A mile in seven minutes. Pegboard, six holes. A 50-yard swim. Forty -- 40, 50-yard swim in 36 seconds. Man carry, 880 yards. No, thank you! No, thank you!

Look at -- look at what we've gone down. That's the bottom of it. And I don't think most Americans could do that.

I couldn't. Well, I could. Because I'm an elite -- I have the body of an elite athlete.

STU: No. You could not. Now, of course -- let's just say, this is supposed to be for a high school kid. Right?

So this is the prime of your athletic life. Could you do some of these things? Probably.
GLENN: Go into high school.
Go into any high school, and ask them to do this. There's no way. And all of the kids would be.

STU: Well, that's kind of what the reaction would be.

GLENN: Don't get me wrong. I would have been there too. And my parents would have said, suck it up. Just do it.

So nothing has really changed.

STU: That's been the reaction to this proposal too, of bringing this back. Right? The media is covering this. Like, it's going to embarrass children.

You know, I mean, I do remember it being like, I can't do that. I'm not going to the top of that rope. That's not happening.

That's sort of life. Right? Sometimes you can do things. Sometimes you can't do other things.

GLENN: That's why you have to learn how to injure yourself.

You know, how many stairs can I throw myself down, to not do serious damage, but enough to get me out of PE.

STU: Yeah, you have to fake an why are. You have to learn from LeBron James. Act like you got hit in the eye. And fall down like you were just stabbed over and over again, like you were in an athletic competition.

GLENN: There's no way. There's no way.

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