RADIOApril 04, 2022

Bill O’Reilly is ‘ANGRY’ about how the far-left USES LGBTQ people

Joe Biden, his administration, Disney executives, and many more on the far-left don’t ACTUALLY care about the lives and feelings of LGBTQ Americans, Bill O’Reilly tells Glenn. Instead, many politicians and business leaders are USING them to put themselves in a virtuous position. It’s a strategy that makes O’Reilly ‘angry,’ he says, because of the several unintended consequences that arise from it. In this clip, he explains those consequences...

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GLENN: Mr. Bill O'Reilly. The -- the author of Killing the Mob. The fight against organized crime in America. And also, his new book, which I still do not have. It's about something. Killing -- I don't know.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: Somebody.

STU: He's always got some new book. It sounds like he's threatening people honestly, at this point.

GLENN: Is he really not on the --

STU: He's here. We're having a technical --

GLENN: No, no, no, no. There's a problem on his episode.

STU: Wait. You're blaming Bill O'Reilly. He can hear us, but he can't come on. So we can blame him.

GLENN: Yeah. Damn, Bill. Call in at the right time.

STU: It will be interesting to hear what Bill has to say -- I feel like each week is crazier and crazier.

GLENN: No!

STU: The Disney part of this, which seems to get wilder by the -- the day. Did you see what happened yesterday? Yesterday, the Biden administration endorsed child sex changes on transgender visibility day.

STU: Was there a visibility problem? Because I was aware -- in fact, I can definitely -- I am looking at your Lia Thomas weenies box right now. It's visible. No. It's Wheaties. Wheaties. No. It is weenies. Oh, this is the breakfast of female champions. You can get the T-shirt for Weenies Breakfast Cereal. At weeniesforbreakfast.com.

STU: Yeah. But you're right. The Biden administration came out and did that on International Visibility Day, or whatever it was.

GLENN: Right. TSA announced that they're going to have gender neutral screening at airports yesterday. Passports are going to be gender neutral with X as a gender. So that's great. Nickelodeon had transitioning children. You know. Yesterday. They had that on the network.

STU: It's going well.

GLENN: Which is great, and California. There's a city in California, that wants to give transgender and non-binary residents up to $900 a month. Don't know why.

STU: Now, while we wait for Bill O'Reilly to call in, because he apparently forgot today.

GLENN: What a --

STU: Can you explain this DeSantis thing to me? Because DeSantis has come out and said, they're going to take away the right of Disney World to self-govern.

GLENN: Oh, yeah. This is a big one. Okay so -- in the 1950s.

STU: How did this happen?

GLENN: 1950s, 1955. He's on the phone. I'll tell you, it's a great story. Remind me to tell you that.

BILL: I'm not reminding you anything. This is an outrage. Number one, you have no conscience, Beck. When you were on the No Spin News this week, you actually held up the copy of Killing the Killers with your grubby, little hands. You have it -- you can't -- I want Stu to read it to you. Because you can't concentrate long enough to read something like this.

GLENN: When you send me an advanced soft cover. You send that to me.

BILL: Yeah. That's called a valley. You know what it is.

GLENN: I don't know what it is. You send it to me. Killing the babies.

BILL: Killing the killers. The secret war that's terrorist.

GLENN: All right. Whatever.

BILL: You and Stu. You guys should be ashamed. That's all I'm telling you. You should be ashamed. All right.

GLENN: Why?

BILL: Because you mislead your audience. I didn't call in. Your guy believing even plug the thing in.

GLENN: I don't know what you're talking about.

BILL: Oh, it's our fault. I know it's your fault!

GLENN: This is -- I'm insulted. I am insulted.

BILL: We're talking about the trans people? Is that what we're talking about today?

GLENN: Whatever. Whatever, Bill. You just --

BILL: Okay. No. You and Stu were ripping on the trans people. I'm coming at this at a totally different way. Okay?

GLENN: Okay. All right.

BILL: But I think your audience is either going to appreciate or be outraged by.

GLENN: Okay. They'll either love it or stone you to death. And I'm collecting rocks.

BILL: Point number one. In my opinion, Joe Biden and all his acolytes, could not care less about trans people.

GLENN: Yes.

BILL: I don't think the Disney executives care about them.

GLENN: Yep.

BILL: I don't think that anybody that are taking these people -- these Americans who have a right to pursue happiness, no matter how they want to pursue it. That is their right.

GLENN: Agree.

BILL: They're using them, to try to put themselves in a virtuous position.

GLENN: Oh. Bill, that's outrageous. That's outrageous. They've never done that, with blacks or Hispanics. Or anybody else.

BILL: Right. They used these people. All right. But the unintended consequences, of their using trans people. And as you said, other Americans. Who are their own selfish, self-aggrandizement. Oh, I mean, I'm Will Smithing here. I am Will Smithing here. If they're up on stage, I would go up and slap them. Okay.

Now, are you with me?

GLENN: Yeah. I'm with you. I'm with you.

BILL: Okay. So the unintended consequences are that they want to present this kind of material to 5-year-olds. What does that do? It confuses the urchins. All right? It makes them insecure. Because if a child doesn't understand the lesson, no matter what the lesson is, the child is then stressed. I'm a teacher. I taught. I know.

GLENN: Oh, and those kids are in therapy. Many of them are in homes. State homes. State homes, they've had socialism -- they were --

STU: They're all calling --

GLENN: Rocking back and back and forth. Bill O'Reilly was my teacher. Bill O'Reilly was my teacher.

BILL: They were the luckiest urchins on earth.

GLENN: I bet they were, actually.

BILL: But these people, including the president are actually hurting children. Not only are they demeaning parental authority, which is just outrageous, off the chart. But they're hurting of these kids. Because they can't process it. My good line is, five to 8-year-olds cannot even process spaghetti. All right? Have you ever eaten with one?
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BILL: So I am angry about this. I don't blame trans people. Or the alphabet people. LBG -- whatever. They have a right to pursue happiness, without being bullied or being demeaned or any of that. And anyone who does it, is wrong. Okay?

GLENN: So I was talking --

BILL: Let me them be.

GLENN: I was talking to Peter Boghossian yesterday. I did a podcast with him. He's a brilliant, brilliant philosopher. And we were talking about that. That he asked me. He said, why is it that it seems like the people who are the most vocal against all of this stuff, is the gay community? And he said, you know, they don't want the T in there. And I said, I don't know about that. But it would make sense to me, that you can see the -- the push bank on this. The -- the government and these people, that, again, like you said, not the average LGBTQ2 plus. Well, the two plus people, I think. That are -- they just want to live their life. They're not talking about politics. They are being pushed into everyone's face, by the political class. And there is going to come -- pendulum always swings both ways, until somebody always grabs it. If this pendulum swings, I'm afraid of the swing. And I think people know this, who are being used. They know this. You are causing so many problems, and so much angst, and so much resentment for what's being -- what's being done. In their name.

BILL: Yeah. The unintended consequences of this is staggering.

GLENN: Horrible. Staggering.

BILL: All right. But you have to understand the mentality of a Joe Biden, who is the worst president in his first year -- he's worse than James Buchanan. I've been reading up on old Jimmy.

GLENN: Don't say it. Don't say James Buchanan.

BILL: All right. So yeah. It kind of got worse, as it went on. But the first year, Biden has got it. He's got it. Herbert Hoover was terrible, but it took Herbert maybe two years to be terrible. He was bad to begin with.

GLENN: But, you know, Bill. We were just talking about this off the air, the strategic oil reserve. He's releasing 32 percent of that. As we are sitting, looking and considering maybe, possibly, of a global war. And this -- I mean, I could not put our country in a worst position, than he has in the last year. I think I could get a team of experts that said, let's dismantle this thing, piece by piece. And I couldn't have done a better job. He is -- and I get letters, and I'm sure you do too. He's doing it on purpose. He wants to ruin the country. This is all being planned. You know, the conspiracy people. That's not true. He's just stupid.

GLENN: No. I don't think so. I honestly don't think so.

BILL: He's diminished. And he's not smart enough to understand why things are going South.

GLENN: But I do believe that he understands, at some level, that, you know, he's going to be the new FDR. And the people around him, they --

BILL: Come on. Look at the polls.

GLENN: He's changing the world. FDR.

BILL: No, no, no. Honey, we're not really doing very well. Okay. So he wants to use these poor -- not poor. He wants to use the trans people and other people, you know, to mask his inefficiency in running the country. This is virtue signaling, that's what it's all about. Now, I have just one comment to those people who are celebrating all of this stuff. If you get a passport with an X on it or whatever they're going to give you, good luck getting into Pakistan, okay? Show up in Karachi after paying a lot of money for your airline ticket, you're going to present your passport, and they're going to look at you going, would you go in that room over there, please. Okay?

GLENN: By the way, good luck going to Ukraine. Nobody is reporting on this. Do you know the Ukrainians are turning trans women back around and going, you're a dude. You need to go back and fight.

BILL: What is the Ukrainian word for dude? Do you know it?

GLENN: Dude.

BILL: Got it. Yeah. I don't know if there's a flood of people trying to fly to Ukraine at the moment.

GLENN: No. But what I'm saying. We're looking at countries and saying, oh, they're so enlightened. They're so great. Look at the Ukrainians. Yada, yada, yada, yada. Why won't the press report that they are turning trans people around? Because they don't buy into it. They don't buy into it. There's a lot of countries that won't buy into it. And you're right. If you're going any place, deeply religious, especially the Middle East. No. Uh-uh.

BILL: Yeah. Look, Ukraine and eastern Europe are deeply orthodox. All right? They're deeply involved in all the social stuff. We in America are now a secular country, just like France. So we don't have that anymore. But what we do have is this colossal, I was in Chicago last night. Giving a speech. And I just laid it out to the folks. I said, you don't know how bad this Biden administration is. Even though he's down in the 30s on job approval. This is a catastrophe. And the things that they are doing, across-the-board. The border is just unbelievable.

GLENN: The border is --

BILL: The things that they are doing.

GLENN: We're going to have 2 million people cross that border this year. We're already a million in, and they're about to loosen up the restrictions even more. Bill, this is a death knell.

BILL: Yeah. But the news is breaking. If you're an undocumented migrant and you're trans, you get in faster. Okay. So they're going to do that.

Okay. So look, we all know what this is. And the only remedy is the midterms, which are absolutely going to go against. It's almost like Trump. Trump lost the election. Because people voted against him. Not for Joe Biden. All right?

The same thing is going to happen in November. People will vote against Biden, and that means the Democratic Party.

GLENN: All right. I need to take a quick break. And then I want to come back and talk to you about the Hunter Biden story that the left is suddenly discovering. But everybody says, this is so bad. This is so bad. I don't think it is. I think they're just making it about hunter. And not that. I would love to get your opinion on this. First, let me tell you, when the chips are down, the very last thing you want to be thinking about to yourself is, oh, crap. What was it I forgot to do. Oh, yeah. Plan ahead. I'm telling you, the chips are down, right now. Your dollar is losing money, every second of every day. So what do you have as a hedge against inflation? I'm telling you the world will reset, on gold. It will. China is already doing it. That's what their digital currency is going to be made up of, gold. Same thing with Russia. Now, what are we doing? Well, our government is not going to do that. Well, we're going to be in real trouble. Put this on your list of things to do today. Put your family on the gold standard. At least, I would never recommend anymore than, you know, five to 10 percent of your -- your portfolio. Whatever you have, 401(k). Whatever you're saving. 10 percent. And if you can't -- if you don't have any savings, try silver. But I want you to call them. Find out. Do your own homework. Find out for yourself, if it's right for you. Call Goldline right now. 866GOLDLINE. 866GOLDLINE. Or goldline.com. Ten seconds and back to Bill. White House is still denying Hunter Biden denied committing any crimes. I mean, this is crazy, at this point. CNN, this week, did a big long thing. It looks like there's something here. You think so?

BILL: CNN. I mean, look, Nickelodeon could cover the news better than CNN, right? Let's be honest about it. And I need a minute at the end, the charity thing, and then I got a plug here.

GLENN: You got it.

BILL: Okay. So Hunter Biden now, the odds are, he will be indicted. Now, this is fact-based. This isn't like the right-wing commentators jumping up and down. I don't want to burn Hunter Biden at the stake. Right? And you know who they are. So is this is -- you have a Delaware grand jury. All right? Wilmington. You have a U.S. attorney down there. That is presenting evidence to the Delaware grand jury. Even as we speak, Beck. And the evidence is about three possible crimes. All right? Number one, tax evasion. Number two, illegal --

GLENN: Wire transfer.

BILL: They call it lobbying foreign -- they call it that. And number three, a myriad of it violations about interstate commerce.

GLENN: Uh-huh.

BILL: So there wouldn't be this kind of an exposure in the Washington Post. And the New York Times. There would not be these stories. That have come out in the last two weeks. Unless those newspapers believed Hunter Biden will be indicted. That's the only reason they're running the story, same with CNN, same with NBC News. They're running them. Because they go, holy, you know what, we didn't cover it for 18 months. And, you know, the social media companies in Silicon Valley. They don't care. They're still not covering it. You still can't talk about it. By the way, the Russian government, still has its YouTube platform.

GLENN: Yeah.

BILL: They're okay.

GLENN: Yeah. The ayatollah still has his Twitter feed.

BILL: Yeah. Trump can't do Twitter. But Putin can --

GLENN: Chinese Communist Party still has it too.

BILL: Oh, yeah. So, anyway. The odds are that Hunter Biden will be indicted.

GLENN: So what does that mean for Joe?

BILL: Well, here's what it means. And that's an excellent question, Beck. I'm glad you asked it. Number one, Hunter Biden will have to plead guilty. He will have to, because they can't have a trial. If they have a trial and the witnesses come in and go, hey, the big guy.

GLENN: Yeah.

BILL: Got 10 percent. And I was there. And I saw what went down. Then the big guy is done.

GLENN: Okay.

BILL: So I assume that Hunter Biden, who is not -- I guess he'll get fined some money. But, remember, this is a guy, who took in, it looks like $10 million from three places, Russia, Ukraine, and China.

GLENN: Quickly. Yeah.

BILL: With no skill set at all. No resume at all.

GLENN: All right. Bill, I have to cut you loose. You have one minute. Go ahead.

BILL: Number one, doing a benefit tonight for autism. Geraldo Rivera's 50th Anniversary of Life WORC. L-I-F-E-W-O-R-C.org. Life WORC. Tremendous charity. And if anybody has experienced autism, you know what I'm talking about.

GLENN: Wow. If I give money, do I have to watch anything about Geraldo Rivera?

BILL: No. You can help poor people who have autism, and then you don't have any other obligations.

GLENN: All right. Okay.

BILL: Number two. Number two, okay? May 3rd. Killing the Killers: The Secret War Against Terrorists. If you preorder on BillO'Reilly.com, you get a free sticker, which says that.

GLENN: Free stickers.

BILL: Regret your 2020 vote yet? A little humor. A little satire, free of charge. And you love this book. Best reporting I have ever done. So in about a month, you're going to interview me, after you've read the book. And we're going to have a great time.

GLENN: I don't think the book exists, otherwise you would say have sent it to me.

BILL: Go to hell, Beck.

GLENN: Bill O'Reilly. For BillO'Reilly.com. His book is Killing the Killers. Order it now at BillO'Reilly.com.

Exposing the dangerous roots of queer theory

In this explosive conversation, Glenn Beck and Liz Wheeler expose the disturbing roots of gender ideology and queer theory — and how these radical ideas are directly targeting children. From the shocking origins of queer theory, where pedophilia and child pornography were openly defended, to Planned Parenthood’s new role as one of the largest distributors of transgender hormone therapy, the truth is undeniable: this movement is not about freedom or equality, but about dismantling families, corrupting innocence, and profiting off of our children’s pain. What we are witnessing is nothing less than a satanic ideology dressed up as compassion — and it’s spreading like wildfire through schools, culture, and medicine. Parents, you need to hear this. The time to protect your children and fight back is NOW.

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Glenn's "secret" to conquering the JFK fitness test

President Trump recently signed an executive order to reinstate the Presidential Fitness Test and the media is in a frenzy. But Glenn and Stu look back at the history of these tests, including JFK’s version of the Test that seems IMPOSSIBLE for modern Americans. But Glenn has a secret reason for why he’s confident in his pull-up abilities…

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GLENN: What is the -- what is the new physical -- the president's physical fitness, you know, plan?

STU: Well, the thing that RFK Jr and Hegseth were rolling out the other day. I don't know if it was the full test or anything, but they were issuing a challenge to America, to be able to do 100 pushups and 50 pullups within five minutes.

GLENN: That's crazy.

STU: Thank you! That struck you as also crazy.

I don't think there's ever been a time in my life, that I could do that. Let alone now with shoulder problems. And much too much weight.

GLENN: All right. But that was before I needed this walker.

STU: I don't think there was a time in my 20s or my teens, that I could do that. But that -- in five minutes? Fifty pullups?
GLENN: Both of them in 5 minutes.
STU: Yeah, both of them. So it's not like 100 pushups in five minutes. It's both tasks within five minutes.

GLENN: No. No. That's not true.

STU: RFK Jr. is just doing it in jeans.

GLENN: Yeah, well, RFK, he's -- he's a weirdo. I mean, he is. Come on. When it comes to fitness, he's a weirdo.
STU: Yes.
GLENN: I mean, he's done this his whole life. He's like 800 years old. He can still do it.

STU: Yes. Depressive, I will say.

GLENN: I don't know. He's a sex machine.

STU: Oh. That's been a problem for him. Yes, that's been an issue in his life. Yes.

GLENN: Okay. All right. Go ahead.

STU: Separate from the president's physical fitness test.

GLENN: Right.

STU: But, I mean, they don't, they don't really think we're going to do that, right?
Like, I mean, how long would that take you to do?

STU: I think for me, it would take a good month. I think a month, I could probably get two pullups a day. That would get me around, a little over 50. So I could do that. Plus, the pushups. A solid month, I could get that done.

GLENN: You could do more than two a day. You could do more than two a day.

STU: You know, Glenn, I've got to say. I think -- I will throw a number out there. No science behind this, so just as a guestimate.

I would say 40 percent of the population can't do any pullups. Maybe 30 percent. Thirty percent of the population can do exactly zero pullups. Precisely zero, so an infinite amount of time would be a correct answer for a third of the population.

GLENN: I think you're -- I think you're being -- I think you're being a little too optimistic. I think it's closer to 40 or 50. I think it's closer to 40 or 50. Maybe 60 percent.

STU: Right! Pushups are one thing. I mean, I think almost anyone can do a pushup. One --

GLENN: You can do a pushup. Yes. Yes.

STU: Singular pushup. And if you can do one, you can wait long enough, to do a second one.
And at some point, the hundred gets done. That's not the case with pullups. Pullups, you can sit there and think about how much you want to do a pullup for a really long time. But that doesn't make a pullup happen. If you've got a certain amount of weight on you. You're not doing a pullup. It's not occurring.

GLENN: I have no idea, how many pullups I can do.

STU: I have an exact number of pullups, you can do.

GLENN: Do you? You think so?

STU: Yeah. Yeah. I have the exact number. I have to calculate -- AI has been running a report on me. It came up with zero.

GLENN: Right. Right. Really?
I can do. I mean, this is so pathetic. Listen to this. I bet I could do three. You know, you could do three.

STU: In a row? Proper form.

GLENN: What do you mean in a row?

STU: I mean, holding on to the bar, without letting go, you're doing three. There's no way. I don't think so.

GLENN: I think I could do. Well, with proper form, I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

STU: I'm not saying it has to look pretty. You have to get your chin up above the bar. It can't be one of those things, where you're a quarter of the way up there.

GLENN: So I can do one and rest for ten minutes. I could do another one.

I think I can do that.

STU: If you -- I'm not saying, you jump up, and you pull yourself up as you're pulling up. Full hang --

GLENN: See, you may not know this.

But you know what, I've done the DNA test. Have you ever done the DNA test that tells you all about your genes and everything else? Mine came back with something remarkable, and I have to share. You might feel bad, next.
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STU: Coming up next, Glenn attempts live pullups on the air. Stay tuned!
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GLENN: You know no idea what who you're dealing with. No. You don't have any idea who you're dealing with here.

I got my DNA test back like 10 years ago. And we all -- we all took it, because we were looking for things. And so we all took it. My DNA test came back, and everybody in the family, their test made total sense. Like, oh, yeah. That makes...

Then we read mine. We have to find -- I have to find. See if Tania has it still. We should have had it framed. I swear to you, they -- they mixed me up with somebody else.

Somebody else is like, wait a minute. I'm this pathetic? Mine came out and said, you have the muscular structure of a -- of a -- something like a -- an elite athlete. You have the abilities and agility and everything else of an elite athlete. And I'm like, there's not a chance. I don't have any of that!

I don't even know if I have muscles. I have to check once in a while, and go, do I have muscles still?

Doctor is like, I don't know. Can I? Ask just press against my hand on the leg. I don't know.

You know, I don't know how to do that exactly. So --

STU: You sure it said elite athlete and not elephant? I mean, if they misspelled it.

GLENN: It was.

I was having eye problems at the time.

STU: No!

GLENN: I mean, we read it. And I was like Tania, I believe that for Tania.

Maybe they switched me and Tania. Because Tania is really strong. She'll kick your butt.

She works out every day. All of that. Me? Never. Never.

And it kind of makes me wonder, when I get to the other side, and the Lord went, okay.

So what did you do with your life again?

Because I gave this incredible body, and you wasted it the whole time.

And I'm like, you should have been more clear, okay?

You should have been more clear. I -- maybe I could have played basketball. But I tried once. And it was embarrassing. It was embarrassing. It was like sixth grade. And I'll never live -- I don't even want to think about my time on a basketball court. Okay? So don't -- don't start with me. You should have made it a little clearer. When I first started to do stuff. And I think that's fair. I think that's a fair argument. In my defense. In my defense, Your Honor, God, you should have made it a little more clear.

STU: Yeah. I mean, if they really wanted us to do this, then the 11th Commandment is 50 pushups, and -- or, 50 pullups and 100 pushups, right?

Like, put it in a commandment if you really want us to do it. You have to be more specific, we're Americans.

GLENN: Okay. So let me give you the top of the list for the JFK Presidential Fitness Test. Okay? This is what you had to do in high school. In high school.

Thirty-four pullups. Bar dips: Fifty-two. What's -- because I believe I did that. A long time. And I don't recommend it.

STU: It's not a barhop.

GLENN: Oh, it's -- oh, bar dips. Okay. Okay. All right.

Bar dips: 52. Handstand pushups: Fifty. What are handstands?

STU: Oh, my God. Handstands.

GLENN: I can't even stand on my hands. Is that I'm doing a handstand and a push up? Because that's not happening. You're not human.

STU: Yeah. You're balancing yourself on your hands. Your feet are above your hands on the wall. Like a wall. And you're doing --

GLENN: Oh, so you're balancing yourself. That makes it a little easier. Still impossible.

But a little easier.

GLENN: Impossible. You could do precisely zero of those.

Aright. So you had to do 50 handstand pushups.

Or one arm -- 30 -- no, sir.

Twenty-six one-arm burpees in 30 seconds. Is that a one-armed push up?

STU: No. Well, you're bracing your yourself like you're about to begin a pushup in a burpee with only one arm, which that's not that difficult.

But then you're doing. Then you're like, you move your feet towards your hands. And then you jump up in the air basically. And then you do it repeatedly.

GLENN: No, no, no. That's ridiculous. No.

STU: There's a law of gravity. You're not supposed to violate it. If it was a recommendation of gravity, then maybe jumping would be appropriate. But it's not. Follow the law.

GLENN: In 48 seconds, you had to do a 3300-yard shuttle. Now, I've been to the airport. I think I've done a 3300-yard shuttle, but it depends on who is driving. You know.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: Rope climb. Try this. Rope climb. Twenty feet, hands only! Sit start.

STU: That's what I remember from the president's physical fitness test. And I remember looking at that rope, like, no chance I could get up that thing.

GLENN: I remember looking up at that thing. Humiliation. Humiliation is coming my way. I'll never kiss a girl, because that ain't happening. I'll get maybe 10 feet up. Maybe. Maybe.

STU: And you were right for 24 years from that time, approximately.

GLENN: Agility run, 17 seconds. Extension pressups, what? What?

I'm sorry. Why am I so tired reading this?

Extension pressups. What's an extension pressup, 8-inch? You had to do 100 of them.

STU: Let's see. Exercise. An exercise for low-back pain involving lying on your stomach and pressing your upper body up with your arms while keeping your hips relaxed and down on the mat.

GLENN: Oh, I could do that know. 8 inches.

STU: The last part of it, relaxing down on the mat.
GLENN: That's what my doctor says I should be doing. What?

STU: I can do relaxed and down on the mat. That part of it --

GLENN: Yeah. I could do that -- I'm the only guy. I took yoga for a while, like three weeks. My wife is like, yoga. You could do yoga. Let's just do yoga together.

I did. And the yoga instructor said to me. Because we were doing a plank.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: And she came and all I remember her waking me up. And saying, I think you're the only person I've ever -- ever taught that fell asleep in yoga. And I'm like, it's just so relaxing. Just let me sleep. Let me sleep.

STU: That's interesting, that you did yoga. Is there any footage of that? Any video that we could post? That would be good for --

GLENN: No. There's not. You had to do pegboard. Five trips of pegboard. And I think that's when you have the two pegs.

STU: Yes, it was a board.

GLENN: You have to take it out, and put it up, right?

STU: This is American Ninja Warrior. No way.

GLENN: There's no way. There's no way.

STU: This is amazing.

GLENN: Try this one: You had to do a 45-second handstand. I've never been able to do a handstand. Never!

STU: Never.

GLENN: And I'm an elite athlete. I'm an elite athlete. Try this one: A man carry, 5 miles.

STU: What? What do you mean a --

GLENN: Five-mile man carry.

STU: Is a man carry as obvious as it --

GLENN: I think it is.

STU: You're carrying --

GLENN: If I'm going to carry that man, you have to carry me that man for five miles.

I'm not sure, I can't carry any man for any miles. I mean, if I am -- if I am a firefighter, count on burning in the house. You're going to burn in the house. Because I can't carry you out. I can get in there and go, yeah, I will have to leave you.
I will have to leave you here. I can't help you, sorry.

It's also getting really hot in here. I have to go. You had to do a five-mile jog. An obstacle course.

You had to swim prone for a mile. You had to swim underwater for 50 yards, any strokes, two minutes. Deep waterfront, hang float, with arms. What? What is a deep water hang float with arms. Wait. Wait.

It's a deep waterfront hang float with arms and ankles tied for six minutes.

What kind of al-Qaeda PE class was this?

STU: Who has access to -- who has access -- like, you're in the middle of the country, you may not have a deep water body nearby. This is -- are you sure this is an actual test?

GLENN: This is the actual test. This is the actual -- what is a deep water front hang float with arms and ankles tied for six minutes? Can you look that up?

STU: A deep water hang float is an aquatic hang float done in the deep end of a pool with the aid of flotation device, such as a noodle or belt.

In this position, the flotation twice supports your upper body, while your legs and torso hang freely beneath you.

That can't be what it is.

GLENN: You can do that.

Deep-end of the pool.

STU: Can you bring a margarita?

GLENN: Man, this test is no big deal.

What! No way. No way!

Here's the last thing on the test.

A vertical tread in an 8-foot circle for two hours!

No way.

STU: Vertical tread in an 8-foot circle?

GLENN: So you're in the water and you're treading water in a circle for two hours. Two!

STU: This is not -- what?

This is not the test.

GLENN: It is. Now, I told you, this is the top of the test.

This is the top of the test.

So this is for the ones who could do all the other tests.

This was the top of the test. The bottom of the test is not that much better. Here's the entry, okay? Let's see. Pullups, 2/6/10. I don't know what that means. Pushups, 16, 24, 32. Bar dips, four, eight, and 12. Situps, 30, 45, and 60. Broad jump, 6-foot, 6, 6, 6. And 6, 9.

To jump 6 feet? I don't even know if --

STU: That one is possible, yes. Glenn, I know it sounds incredible. But, yes. That one is possible.

GLENN: Sounds incredible. You know, I think we should have the average person Olympics. I really do. I really do.

STU: Oh, I would watch that.

GLENN: I would watch that every time.

You see them coming. And you're like, hmm. That one -- three feet. I'm giving him 3 feet. 200-yard shuttle. Agility run. Rope climb, 18 feet, hands only. 880 yards in three minutes. A mile in seven minutes. Pegboard, six holes. A 50-yard swim. Forty -- 40, 50-yard swim in 36 seconds. Man carry, 880 yards. No, thank you! No, thank you!

Look at -- look at what we've gone down. That's the bottom of it. And I don't think most Americans could do that.

I couldn't. Well, I could. Because I'm an elite -- I have the body of an elite athlete.

STU: No. You could not. Now, of course -- let's just say, this is supposed to be for a high school kid. Right?

So this is the prime of your athletic life. Could you do some of these things? Probably.
GLENN: Go into high school.
Go into any high school, and ask them to do this. There's no way. And all of the kids would be.

STU: Well, that's kind of what the reaction would be.

GLENN: Don't get me wrong. I would have been there too. And my parents would have said, suck it up. Just do it.

So nothing has really changed.

STU: That's been the reaction to this proposal too, of bringing this back. Right? The media is covering this. Like, it's going to embarrass children.

You know, I mean, I do remember it being like, I can't do that. I'm not going to the top of that rope. That's not happening.

That's sort of life. Right? Sometimes you can do things. Sometimes you can't do other things.

GLENN: That's why you have to learn how to injure yourself.

You know, how many stairs can I throw myself down, to not do serious damage, but enough to get me out of PE.

STU: Yeah, you have to fake an why are. You have to learn from LeBron James. Act like you got hit in the eye. And fall down like you were just stabbed over and over again, like you were in an athletic competition.

GLENN: There's no way. There's no way.

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