RADIOJuly 21, 2022

Why Glenn thinks Hunter Biden may be BLACKMAILING Joe

The world can see how weak the United States of America currently is, Glenn says. And now, Hunter Biden’s criminal activity isn’t helping. In this clip, Glenn shares a realization he had recently about the president’s son: Is it possible the materials coming from Hunter’s laptop aren’t being used as blackmail from a foreign nation, like Russia or China, but by Hunter Biden himself? After all, Glenn says, why else would Hunter save voicemails from his dad that prove Joe knows more than he’ll admit?

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GLENN: Happening in our country. And years ago, I said, they're going to tear us apart. And we're going to come a place, where you won't be recognize your country. Check. And at some point, we are going to be so weak in the world. That our enemies will say, now. Go, go, go, go. And they will pick us apart one piece at a time. Check. Let's look at what's happening right now. Our military cannot recruit enough soldiers to be able to have a real standing army. We're 50 percent behind, where we need to be in recruiting. And they say next year is going to be worse. This is the worst time to recruit. Get this, since Vietnam. But you ask yourself, who would join? Who would join? There's no honor in it anymore. Afghanistan took care of that. There's no honor. There's no victory. There's no big vision. I mean, unless your big vision is explore your own sexuality, and pronouns. I don't want to go. I'm going to be a justice warrior? A social justice warrior. No, thank you. You think any kid -- and most of the kids that sign up are from red states. Blue states have been living off of the blood of the red state's children long enough. You think they want to go and be a social justice warrior? I don't think so. Our commander-in-chief, is not a commander. He does not command respect. The office does, but he doesn't. He can't string two sentences together. So do we look weak to the rest of the world? Okay. Now add in Russia. And Ukraine. What did we do there? We said, we're going to put the strongest sanctions the world has ever seen. And we're going to bring Putin down to his knees. Have we done that? Do you know that Russia can sell its oil, and is selling its oil. And, in fact, now doing financially better than before this thing whole started. So we didn't bring him to his -- we brought Europe to their knees. We brought ourselves to their knees. Europe now is going to begin rationing oil. Rationing fuel. We have the highest gas prices in history. And our president has now twice begged the Saudis, please, please, send us more oil. And the Saudis have turned him down. Two times. Hmm. Do you think the world is sensing weakness. Now, meanwhile, we have released oil from our strategic oil reserve. And this kills me. What is the strategic oil reserve? The strategic oil reserve was built in the '70s specifically in case there's a run on oil and a shortage of oil. We would have enough to run our military long enough, so we could ramp up production of oil here in the United States. Well, we are at the lowest reserve point that we've been since Jimmy Carter. As of July 5th, we only had 488 million barrels in our strategic oil reserve. That's down 15 percent from March. And we know that we are now selling 1 million barrels a day. Hmm. That puts us in a real problem, doesn't it? The strategic oil reserve can hold 726 million barrels, I think. A million barrels a day, released until October. That's 180 million barrels. This will leave us somewhere in the three hundreds. By the way, President Biden says, he's going to use the money that we're making off of it right now, to buy more petroleum. You know, when the price comes down, this fall, oh, it's going to come down this fall. Okay. All right. And you save that money. Did you? Yeah. Yeah. And there's another question here. Why did we sell oil to China? Now, we can. I suppose. We can. We never have. In fact, it's very, very rare, to sell it to another country. It's even more rare, to sell it to a country and have them take it offshore. For instance, we've sold to BP before. British Petroleum. But they haven't taken it offshore. That's extraordinarily rare. But we've never sold it to China. And especially a company that has Hunter Biden on its board of the parent company. Yeah. That's weird, isn't it? We sold China, a million barrels. Now, is that because they need -- they need oil? They're having such an oil crisis. Yeah. No, that's not it. If you -- if you look at what China is doing, China is actually storing oil. They are up to almost 800 million barrels of oil in their strategic oil reserve, that's up from about 600 million barrels. So they're good. They're good. So we just have taken oil from our strategic oil reserves, and we've sent it over to China. Okay. Do you think our -- do you think the world respects us on this? Do you think they're seeing, oh, yeah, no. There's a method to the madness on that one? Our economy is weak. Our society can't think. Our society won't even work! It's not like we have so -- we've created so many jobs. These are the same jobs that were filled by people, just a few months ago. Or a year ago. This -- when we hit covid, these jobs were all filled. We can't fill them now. Why? Because people won't work. I'm building a barn, I'm waiting for some steel to come in. I ordered it, I don't know how long ago. The company has called and said, hey, I know we were supposed to have it in spring. Then we were going to have in July. We hope to have it in August. Why? I thought you guys made steel. I didn't want to ship it from China. No. We do make steel. Quote, we can't get anyone to come in to work, to make the steel. Oh, well, that's going to bode well for us. Oh, no. That's good. That's good. I don't know if you've seen the photos of, I don't know. Harry Levine and Oscar the Grouch, whatever those two are, the cross-dressers. I'm sorry. The transgender one and the -- I don't know -- nonbinary person that both dressed up in dresses and went to the thing in -- at the French embassy, to celebrate Bastille Day with the French. We sent these two clowns. We sent a guy who got his own mother out of a nursing home before he condemned all the other mothers to death sentences in the nursing home during the covid pandemic, and a guy who teaches people how to wear diapers and fantasy role play as babies or puppies, dog collar and all. Yeah, I think we're sending a great message there. But, you know what, at least they're -- they're less likely to be blackmailed, than the president's son. But let me get back to China. We gave them a multi-billion-dollar airport in Afghanistan. We built it. They took it. And at our expense, and our blood, we built that thing. And now they have a very important strategic base of operations.

We sell our strategic oil, a million barrels. Then, by the way, they are filling up their SPR. We're not -- what are we doing? Hunter Biden looks like he was involved in that deal. But is -- are we looking at blackmail of this president, because of the China deals? Or are we just looking at a guy who is cool with communism, as a president. And I think that's possible. Last night, I did something on Hunter Biden, and it dawned on me halfway through. It dawned on me, that wait a minute. Wait a minute. I don't know if China is being blackmailed. Or is blackmailing the president. Or Hunter Biden. I think actually, Hunter Biden is blackmailing his father. What set this line of thinking off was this: Listen to this voice mail, from Hunter Biden's dad about an article in the New York Times that tried to clean up his mess in China. Listen to this.

VOICE: Hey, pal, it's dad. It's 8:15. On Wednesday night. If you get a chance, give me a call. Nothing urgent. Just wanted to talk to you. I saw the article, at least online. (inaudible) It's good. I think you're clear.

GLENN: "I think you're clear." This is from a guy who was at the time saying that he didn't involve himself in any business dealings with his son. Why would his son keep that voice mail? That's not like, hey, buddy, you know what, I'm just thinking about you. You're such a great guy. And I just love you. I was remembering the time we went fishing. Something that you would want to remember for the rest of your life. This is your dad calling and saying, hey, on your business deal, I think you're on the clear. When you know your dad is saying, that he doesn't know anything about this stuff. Why would you keep that particular voice mail? Why would you leave all of your stuff, two laptops, he has lost. I don't know how many phones he has lost. Now, yes. He's a drug addict. But there is a method even to the madness of alcoholism, or drug addicts. And I want to go there in a second. First, I want to go to our sponsor this half-hour. It's My Patriot Supply. Unless you got a really good recipe for bugs, I'm guessing the threat of the upcoming food shortages worries you as much as it worries me. If we -- if we thought inflation was bad this last year, we haven't seen anything yet. If things continue to go the way they're going. We're in real trouble. Remember, about eight weeks ago, I had a guest on that was talking about the food shortages overseas. And they said, if Russia doesn't release the wheat, Africa will starve to death. And it will be an act of war. Well, that was about eight weeks ago. So where are we? How come people aren't talking about this? Please, I urge you to go to preparewithGlenn.com right now. Do everything you can to make sure that your family has something to eat. Right now, you can grab a three-hour -- I'm sorry. Three-month emergency food supply from My Patriot Supply. You'll get $150 off the regular price. Three-month emergency food kit. One per person. Every family should have this. And don't -- if you can't start there, because it's too expensive, they will have something where you can start. But please, start storing food. The kit will give you a wide variety of delicious meals. You'll never get bored. It's 2,000 calories a day to keep your energy up. Save $150 right now. The farmers are telling us, trouble is coming. Don't be foolish. PreparewithGlenn.com right now. PreparewithGlenn.com. Ten-second station ID.
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Any alcoholic will tell you, that you do things, whether you know it or not, when you're in the throes of wanting to stop. And everybody wants to stop. They just don't know how to stop. You can't do it on your own. And you can't do it until you've really hit your bottom. But you still want to stop, even though you haven't hit your bottom. Hunter Biden despises his father. No matter what he says, he despises his father. And this is why I say this. Remember the emails that he wrote to the rest of his family, about pop. And how pop takes 50 percent of everything that I do. You guys don't have to put up with it. But I have to do all the dirty work. And pop has me running around. And then he takes 50 percent. Do you remember that email? He really, I think, despised -- wants his father's love, sure. But I think he despises him at the same time. And his father enables him to continue this horrid lifestyle because it's to Joe Biden's -- to his -- not credit, but it helps Joe Biden. So he needs Hunter Biden. And I think he needs to be able to manipulate and control, and the way you do that is always be the guy who is there to rescue you, with some money. So why would you lose all of these laptops? And not just lose it. He lost it, at a shop, where it becomes public property. And he signed this contract, 30 days after its left. Six months later, after phone calls, he still hadn't picked it up. He knew it was there. So why didn't he pick it up? I think this is something that alcoholics do, where it's self-sabotage. You -- you sabotage yourself, whether you know it or not, you're trying to -- it's a cry for help. It's a cry for help. You want to stop. All right. So now he has the voice mail, where he's saving this thing that's incriminating. Only incriminating of his father. He also has on his laptop, he has all of his father's stuff under the category of Pedo Pete. As in pedophile Pete. Pete is a name -- a code name his father used. Why would you do that? Especially when, you're looking at a guy who is creepily sniffing heads? And your sister wrote in her diary, about sexual abuse. Why would you do that? And then there is one other recording. I want to play that for you. And also, tie all of these things technology, to show you exactly where we are as a society, and what's coming next.
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GLENN: Oh. Hello, welcome to the -- welcome to the Glenn Beck Program. We are so glad that you are here. So I'm talking to you, started the beginning of this hour. Talking to you about where we are as a society, and what is happening to us. And I started with the fact that we can't get anybody in the military. We don't have any oil. We're depleting our strategic oil reserves. At a time when China is at its most lethal. At least the most lethal it's ever been. And Russia. Threatening us with nuclear war. We're not doing the right things to be prepared for any of that. And the rest of the world is watching. They know it. They know it. We look weak. Okay. So then I -- then I told you about Hunter Biden. And I got there by talking about the oil, that we just sold to, what is it? Sinopec. Sinopec. And I was talking about the email, that I think Hunter Biden is actually the most likely candidate for blackmailing our president. That is his own son is holding things, that he can use against him. I played the audio, where he's got Joe Biden on tape. Where he's like, yeah. You look like you're in the clear, son. I saw that article, and it's -- it looks like all the business stuff that you're doing, it's all clear. Well, why would you keep that? That's not a happy memory of your dad. Why would you keep that particular voice mail? Why would you keep all of the records on your email, and keep them, and catalog them, as business deals, with your dad? Why would you do that? Well, I think you would do that, because you want to make sure you have some insurance, that you're not the only one going to jail.

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Here’s how INTENSE JFK’s Presidential Fitness Test was

President Trump recently signed an executive order to reinstate the Presidential Fitness Test and the media is in a frenzy. But Glenn and Stu look back at the history of these tests, including JFK’s version of the Test that seems IMPOSSIBLE for modern Americans. But Glenn has a secret reason for why he’s confident in his pull-up abilities…

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GLENN: What is the -- what is the new physical -- the president's physical fitness, you know, plan?

STU: Well, the thing that RFK Jr and Hegseth were rolling out the other day. I don't know if it was the full test or anything, but they were issuing a challenge to America, to be able to do 100 pushups and 50 pullups within five minutes.

GLENN: That's crazy.

STU: Thank you! That struck you as also crazy.

I don't think there's ever been a time in my life, that I could do that. Let alone now with shoulder problems. And much too much weight.

GLENN: All right. But that was before I needed this walker.

STU: I don't think there was a time in my 20s or my teens, that I could do that. But that -- in five minutes? Fifty pullups?
GLENN: Both of them in 5 minutes.
STU: Yeah, both of them. So it's not like 100 pushups in five minutes. It's both tasks within five minutes.

GLENN: No. No. That's not true.

STU: RFK Jr. is just doing it in jeans.

GLENN: Yeah, well, RFK, he's -- he's a weirdo. I mean, he is. Come on. When it comes to fitness, he's a weirdo.
STU: Yes.
GLENN: I mean, he's done this his whole life. He's like 800 years old. He can still do it.

STU: Yes. Depressive, I will say.

GLENN: I don't know. He's a sex machine.

STU: Oh. That's been a problem for him. Yes, that's been an issue in his life. Yes.

GLENN: Okay. All right. Go ahead.

STU: Separate from the president's physical fitness test.

GLENN: Right.

STU: But, I mean, they don't, they don't really think we're going to do that, right?
Like, I mean, how long would that take you to do?

STU: I think for me, it would take a good month. I think a month, I could probably get two pullups a day. That would get me around, a little over 50. So I could do that. Plus, the pushups. A solid month, I could get that done.

GLENN: You could do more than two a day. You could do more than two a day.

STU: You know, Glenn, I've got to say. I think -- I will throw a number out there. No science behind this, so just as a guestimate.

I would say 40 percent of the population can't do any pullups. Maybe 30 percent. Thirty percent of the population can do exactly zero pullups. Precisely zero, so an infinite amount of time would be a correct answer for a third of the population.

GLENN: I think you're -- I think you're being -- I think you're being a little too optimistic. I think it's closer to 40 or 50. I think it's closer to 40 or 50. Maybe 60 percent.

STU: Right! Pushups are one thing. I mean, I think almost anyone can do a pushup. One --

GLENN: You can do a pushup. Yes. Yes.

STU: Singular pushup. And if you can do one, you can wait long enough, to do a second one.
And at some point, the hundred gets done. That's not the case with pullups. Pullups, you can sit there and think about how much you want to do a pullup for a really long time. But that doesn't make a pullup happen. If you've got a certain amount of weight on you. You're not doing a pullup. It's not occurring.

GLENN: I have no idea, how many pullups I can do.

STU: I have an exact number of pullups, you can do.

GLENN: Do you? You think so?

STU: Yeah. Yeah. I have the exact number. I have to calculate -- AI has been running a report on me. It came up with zero.

GLENN: Right. Right. Really?
I can do. I mean, this is so pathetic. Listen to this. I bet I could do three. You know, you could do three.

STU: In a row? Proper form.

GLENN: What do you mean in a row?

STU: I mean, holding on to the bar, without letting go, you're doing three. There's no way. I don't think so.

GLENN: I think I could do. Well, with proper form, I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

STU: I'm not saying it has to look pretty. You have to get your chin up above the bar. It can't be one of those things, where you're a quarter of the way up there.

GLENN: So I can do one and rest for ten minutes. I could do another one.

I think I can do that.

STU: If you -- I'm not saying, you jump up, and you pull yourself up as you're pulling up. Full hang --

GLENN: See, you may not know this.

But you know what, I've done the DNA test. Have you ever done the DNA test that tells you all about your genes and everything else? Mine came back with something remarkable, and I have to share. You might feel bad, next.
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STU: Coming up next, Glenn attempts live pullups on the air. Stay tuned!
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GLENN: You know no idea what who you're dealing with. No. You don't have any idea who you're dealing with here.

I got my DNA test back like 10 years ago. And we all -- we all took it, because we were looking for things. And so we all took it. My DNA test came back, and everybody in the family, their test made total sense. Like, oh, yeah. That makes...

Then we read mine. We have to find -- I have to find. See if Tania has it still. We should have had it framed. I swear to you, they -- they mixed me up with somebody else.

Somebody else is like, wait a minute. I'm this pathetic? Mine came out and said, you have the muscular structure of a -- of a -- something like a -- an elite athlete. You have the abilities and agility and everything else of an elite athlete. And I'm like, there's not a chance. I don't have any of that!

I don't even know if I have muscles. I have to check once in a while, and go, do I have muscles still?

Doctor is like, I don't know. Can I? Ask just press against my hand on the leg. I don't know.

You know, I don't know how to do that exactly. So --

STU: You sure it said elite athlete and not elephant? I mean, if they misspelled it.

GLENN: It was.

I was having eye problems at the time.

STU: No!

GLENN: I mean, we read it. And I was like Tania, I believe that for Tania.

Maybe they switched me and Tania. Because Tania is really strong. She'll kick your butt.

She works out every day. All of that. Me? Never. Never.

And it kind of makes me wonder, when I get to the other side, and the Lord went, okay.

So what did you do with your life again?

Because I gave this incredible body, and you wasted it the whole time.

And I'm like, you should have been more clear, okay?

You should have been more clear. I -- maybe I could have played basketball. But I tried once. And it was embarrassing. It was embarrassing. It was like sixth grade. And I'll never live -- I don't even want to think about my time on a basketball court. Okay? So don't -- don't start with me. You should have made it a little clearer. When I first started to do stuff. And I think that's fair. I think that's a fair argument. In my defense. In my defense, Your Honor, God, you should have made it a little more clear.

STU: Yeah. I mean, if they really wanted us to do this, then the 11th Commandment is 50 pushups, and -- or, 50 pullups and 100 pushups, right?

Like, put it in a commandment if you really want us to do it. You have to be more specific, we're Americans.

GLENN: Okay. So let me give you the top of the list for the JFK Presidential Fitness Test. Okay? This is what you had to do in high school. In high school.

Thirty-four pullups. Bar dips: Fifty-two. What's -- because I believe I did that. A long time. And I don't recommend it.

STU: It's not a barhop.

GLENN: Oh, it's -- oh, bar dips. Okay. Okay. All right.

Bar dips: 52. Handstand pushups: Fifty. What are handstands?

STU: Oh, my God. Handstands.

GLENN: I can't even stand on my hands. Is that I'm doing a handstand and a push up? Because that's not happening. You're not human.

STU: Yeah. You're balancing yourself on your hands. Your feet are above your hands on the wall. Like a wall. And you're doing --

GLENN: Oh, so you're balancing yourself. That makes it a little easier. Still impossible.

But a little easier.

GLENN: Impossible. You could do precisely zero of those.

Aright. So you had to do 50 handstand pushups.

Or one arm -- 30 -- no, sir.

Twenty-six one-arm burpees in 30 seconds. Is that a one-armed push up?

STU: No. Well, you're bracing your yourself like you're about to begin a pushup in a burpee with only one arm, which that's not that difficult.

But then you're doing. Then you're like, you move your feet towards your hands. And then you jump up in the air basically. And then you do it repeatedly.

GLENN: No, no, no. That's ridiculous. No.

STU: There's a law of gravity. You're not supposed to violate it. If it was a recommendation of gravity, then maybe jumping would be appropriate. But it's not. Follow the law.

GLENN: In 48 seconds, you had to do a 3300-yard shuttle. Now, I've been to the airport. I think I've done a 3300-yard shuttle, but it depends on who is driving. You know.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: Rope climb. Try this. Rope climb. Twenty feet, hands only! Sit start.

STU: That's what I remember from the president's physical fitness test. And I remember looking at that rope, like, no chance I could get up that thing.

GLENN: I remember looking up at that thing. Humiliation. Humiliation is coming my way. I'll never kiss a girl, because that ain't happening. I'll get maybe 10 feet up. Maybe. Maybe.

STU: And you were right for 24 years from that time, approximately.

GLENN: Agility run, 17 seconds. Extension pressups, what? What?

I'm sorry. Why am I so tired reading this?

Extension pressups. What's an extension pressup, 8-inch? You had to do 100 of them.

STU: Let's see. Exercise. An exercise for low-back pain involving lying on your stomach and pressing your upper body up with your arms while keeping your hips relaxed and down on the mat.

GLENN: Oh, I could do that know. 8 inches.

STU: The last part of it, relaxing down on the mat.
GLENN: That's what my doctor says I should be doing. What?

STU: I can do relaxed and down on the mat. That part of it --

GLENN: Yeah. I could do that -- I'm the only guy. I took yoga for a while, like three weeks. My wife is like, yoga. You could do yoga. Let's just do yoga together.

I did. And the yoga instructor said to me. Because we were doing a plank.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: And she came and all I remember her waking me up. And saying, I think you're the only person I've ever -- ever taught that fell asleep in yoga. And I'm like, it's just so relaxing. Just let me sleep. Let me sleep.

STU: That's interesting, that you did yoga. Is there any footage of that? Any video that we could post? That would be good for --

GLENN: No. There's not. You had to do pegboard. Five trips of pegboard. And I think that's when you have the two pegs.

STU: Yes, it was a board.

GLENN: You have to take it out, and put it up, right?

STU: This is American Ninja Warrior. No way.

GLENN: There's no way. There's no way.

STU: This is amazing.

GLENN: Try this one: You had to do a 45-second handstand. I've never been able to do a handstand. Never!

STU: Never.

GLENN: And I'm an elite athlete. I'm an elite athlete. Try this one: A man carry, 5 miles.

STU: What? What do you mean a --

GLENN: Five-mile man carry.

STU: Is a man carry as obvious as it --

GLENN: I think it is.

STU: You're carrying --

GLENN: If I'm going to carry that man, you have to carry me that man for five miles.

I'm not sure, I can't carry any man for any miles. I mean, if I am -- if I am a firefighter, count on burning in the house. You're going to burn in the house. Because I can't carry you out. I can get in there and go, yeah, I will have to leave you.
I will have to leave you here. I can't help you, sorry.

It's also getting really hot in here. I have to go. You had to do a five-mile jog. An obstacle course.

You had to swim prone for a mile. You had to swim underwater for 50 yards, any strokes, two minutes. Deep waterfront, hang float, with arms. What? What is a deep water hang float with arms. Wait. Wait.

It's a deep waterfront hang float with arms and ankles tied for six minutes.

What kind of al-Qaeda PE class was this?

STU: Who has access to -- who has access -- like, you're in the middle of the country, you may not have a deep water body nearby. This is -- are you sure this is an actual test?

GLENN: This is the actual test. This is the actual -- what is a deep water front hang float with arms and ankles tied for six minutes? Can you look that up?

STU: A deep water hang float is an aquatic hang float done in the deep end of a pool with the aid of flotation device, such as a noodle or belt.

In this position, the flotation twice supports your upper body, while your legs and torso hang freely beneath you.

That can't be what it is.

GLENN: You can do that.

Deep-end of the pool.

STU: Can you bring a margarita?

GLENN: Man, this test is no big deal.

What! No way. No way!

Here's the last thing on the test.

A vertical tread in an 8-foot circle for two hours!

No way.

STU: Vertical tread in an 8-foot circle?

GLENN: So you're in the water and you're treading water in a circle for two hours. Two!

STU: This is not -- what?

This is not the test.

GLENN: It is. Now, I told you, this is the top of the test.

This is the top of the test.

So this is for the ones who could do all the other tests.

This was the top of the test. The bottom of the test is not that much better. Here's the entry, okay? Let's see. Pullups, 2/6/10. I don't know what that means. Pushups, 16, 24, 32. Bar dips, four, eight, and 12. Situps, 30, 45, and 60. Broad jump, 6-foot, 6, 6, 6. And 6, 9.

To jump 6 feet? I don't even know if --

STU: That one is possible, yes. Glenn, I know it sounds incredible. But, yes. That one is possible.

GLENN: Sounds incredible. You know, I think we should have the average person Olympics. I really do. I really do.

STU: Oh, I would watch that.

GLENN: I would watch that every time.

You see them coming. And you're like, hmm. That one -- three feet. I'm giving him 3 feet. 200-yard shuttle. Agility run. Rope climb, 18 feet, hands only. 880 yards in three minutes. A mile in seven minutes. Pegboard, six holes. A 50-yard swim. Forty -- 40, 50-yard swim in 36 seconds. Man carry, 880 yards. No, thank you! No, thank you!

Look at -- look at what we've gone down. That's the bottom of it. And I don't think most Americans could do that.

I couldn't. Well, I could. Because I'm an elite -- I have the body of an elite athlete.

STU: No. You could not. Now, of course -- let's just say, this is supposed to be for a high school kid. Right?

So this is the prime of your athletic life. Could you do some of these things? Probably.
GLENN: Go into high school.
Go into any high school, and ask them to do this. There's no way. And all of the kids would be.

STU: Well, that's kind of what the reaction would be.

GLENN: Don't get me wrong. I would have been there too. And my parents would have said, suck it up. Just do it.

So nothing has really changed.

STU: That's been the reaction to this proposal too, of bringing this back. Right? The media is covering this. Like, it's going to embarrass children.

You know, I mean, I do remember it being like, I can't do that. I'm not going to the top of that rope. That's not happening.

That's sort of life. Right? Sometimes you can do things. Sometimes you can't do other things.

GLENN: That's why you have to learn how to injure yourself.

You know, how many stairs can I throw myself down, to not do serious damage, but enough to get me out of PE.

STU: Yeah, you have to fake an why are. You have to learn from LeBron James. Act like you got hit in the eye. And fall down like you were just stabbed over and over again, like you were in an athletic competition.

GLENN: There's no way. There's no way.

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