Top Glenn Moments of 2012: Obama’s insanely crazy life story

When President Barack Obama came out and said you can’t make it in America if you are different, Glenn could not believe his ears. Did the President really just say that? He of all people should know that anyone in America can make it today. Especially considering that he himself is the President of the United States and has one of the craziest backgrounds ever. Forget the funny sounding name – America elected Obama despite the fact he had a dad named Lolo, with a monkey named Tata, a small zoo with chickens, ducks, dogs, birds of paradise, and baby crocodiles. His stepdad also worshipped something called Hanuman the monkey god. There’s a ton more and Glenn laid it all out in one of the more incredible monologues you will ever see – not because of anything special Glenn did (although there was a small zoo on set with all the animals Barack Obama had growing up) but because of how incredibly implausible this story is. And despite all of the bizarre life circumstances, Obama still managed to get elected. How could he possibly not believe America is still a place where anyone can make it?
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  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

    Glenn you forget the central portion of Obama: he is insane, narcissistic and a delusional god-king to the Democrats.

  • Draxx

    I would have to take acid for a week to come up with such a life story (and of course it would all be a falsehood)…

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/MUYK4ID7IV5HDFISC2BLK4QEWM Krystal Kaim

    Gun control is not the answer to the Connecticut shooting.  Just look at the man in Chengping in Henan Province in China that stabbed 22 children.  If someone is determined to kill people they will FIND a weapon, no matter the costs.  Criminals don’t care if they break the law to commit a crime.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004643379876 Robert Haseman

    i wanted to call into the radio show…could not make a connection…..must be a subscriber?

  • Elizabeth Bracy

    I don’t own guns, but you are right- gun control or an assault weapons ban are not the answer. If we start making laws or qualifiers on the 2nd Amendment, what’s next? Choosing what is ok to say and not say, what is ok to say under freedom of speech? Or what is ok to worship? If I want to worship God, Allah, Buddha or Zorg the intergalactic reptile king from outer space, the Bill of Rights gives me the freedom to do so. Enough said.

  • Elizabeth Bracy

    Not only the Democrats, but the media as well. What a bunch of sycophants.

  • Elizabeth Bracy

    Watching this again, this has to be one of the top GB monologues ever. The Obamacare one was epic as well.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Desy-Nurul-Azkiya/100001601301792 Desy Nurul Azkiya

    this  time  is,  verry  bad  aghost  barack  obama  used  all  that  criminal   together

  • Elizabeth Bracy

    Draxx, are you on Twitter? I want to follow you! and ha you are right- if a Hollywood screenwriter came up with a politician with this background you know it would never get made.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/3K7FVQY5CFZ6EGUDR6PJD46MZA Gerry

    how many lives would have been saved if he had a knife? shooting 6 year olds 11 times…and you cannot see the dangers of the weapon he used? The guy was 100 lbs with a knife he would have been overpowered in the first few minutes..and would not have gotten into the school in the first place (he used the guns to gain entrance).

  • Draxx

    I live out in the country in the hills, we don’t have very good reception out here and things like twitter get really frustrating when real time is delayed hours sometimes… (LOL, sad but true).

  • Elizabeth Bracy

    I agree. It’s akin to banning alcohol to prevent drunk driving accidents. We cannot cherry-pick and/or qualify the Bill of Rights. It’s too dangerous a road to go down.

  • Elizabeth Bracy

    That sounds like paradise!

  • Anonymous

    up to I looked at the check which said $4354, I
    didn’t believe that my cousin was like actualie making money part time
    online.. there friends cousin haz done this for only about thirteen
    months and just now paid the depts on there mini mansion and bourt
    themselves a audi. I went here, http://www.bit90.com
     

  • Anonymous

    You talking about Beck or Obama?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HSJULSAVFJIJYR6PCTCUPMNXRA Take 2

    100% of blacks refused to vote for a white person?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HSJULSAVFJIJYR6PCTCUPMNXRA Take 2

    Can this clip or the Radio version go on youtube for sharing…? Facebook via a PC is full of bad stuff…!  Also, the full version of Ohio talk is flip flop serious but equally tied best.