Justin Bieber made news this week for bizarre comments he made about former President Bill Clinton. A video has surfaced of Bieber and some of his friends from earlier this year, in which Bieber is seen urinating in a mop bucket while yelling “F**k Bill Clinton” for no apparent reason.
“What is the deal with Justin Bieber right now? Isn't he a little out of control,” Pat asked on radio this morning. “He just, there's some video of him urinating in a bucket. And he said something on the video about nobody will remember this if I pee in a rest room. Well, no, that's a good thing. Justin, we don't want to think about you urinating necessarily. Maybe it's just me. Are we the only ones? And then he gets done urinating in the bucket and then he screams, ‘F Bill Clinton!’ And walks off.”
While Pat, Stu, and Jeffy couldn’t come up with any obvious explanation for Bieber’s remarks (especially considering he is Canadian), it looks like Bieber realized the error of his ways and he has apologized to President Clinton
“Well, he's apologized to Clinton,” Jeffy said.
According to reports, Bieber called President Clinton to apologize and offered to lend his support to the Clinton Foundation. President Clinton allegedly said something along the lines of, “If that is the worst thing you have ever done, all is well."
Bieber subsequently tweeted his thanks to President Clinton.
“That's classy. I like that. That's classy of Bill Clinton to say that,” Pat said. “‘If that's the worse thing he's ever done – I did something worse than that just yesterday, 15 minutes ago. Hell, I was with a fat chick, and I won't go into the details, but it was worse than what Bieber just did.’”
“Way worse,” Stu quipped. “I think, too, Bieber gives a lot of money to charity. He's one of those guys that gives a ton of honey to charity… I don't even know what that life is like. So if this is the worst it gets with Justin Bieber, occasionally he goes tinkle in the corner, I don't think this is going to be a national disaster. Hopefully this, you know, doesn't turn negative because we've seen these stories before.”
Pat and Stu weren’t in a position to condone or condemn Bieber’s behavior, instead they pointed out that, in the scheme of things, his actions aren’t really harmful to anyone but himself. And considering the current state of the country, attention should be really be directed elsewhere.
But that didn’t stop them gossiping about Bieber’s love life.
“Is he still going out, is Bieber still going out with that girl from the Disney channel,” Pat asked.
“Is that Selena Gomez,” Stu inquired. “This is the most awkward thing. I can't believe these three old white dudes: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber, yeah, they're still, everybody?”
“They're apart,” Jeffy reported solemnly.
“Oh, no,” Pat cracked. “I hate to see young love break up like that. It's hurtful.”