STU: We discovered something tragic today in that Glenn Beck, who says he believes in American culture --
JEFFY: Oh, my gosh.
STU: -- for some reason has never tried a Cadbury cream egg, which seems impossible.
PAT: Preposterous. It's preposterous.
GLENN: No. The cream sounds -- is this the one with the white and yellow in it?
STU: Yeah, the fake yolk inside.
PAT: Yeah, deliciousty. It's deliciousness.
JEFFY: The caramel one.
GLENN: No. No. That looks just gross.
STU: It's so good.
PAT: Oh, the caramel ones --
JEFFY: The caramel ones are the best.
GLENN: Yeah, the caramel --
PAT: We need to send whoever got these back for the caramel ones.
JEFFY: We should have asked for the caramel ones.
GLENN: First of all, I don't like Cadbury chocolate.
PAT: What! Oh, you are nuts.
GLENN: No. I know that you -- I know that you think I'm a low-class chocolate eater because I love Hershey's chocolate.
PAT: You love Hershey's.
STU: It's okay to love Hershey's chocolate. But also you would try other chocolates. This is a national treasure.
GLENN: Yeah, I would. I know. I'm not going to -- I got to get back to my strict diet. And I'm an all-or-nothing guy. If I break it here, I'll break it.
JEFFY: Glenn, Glenn.
STU: This is essentially an egg.
GLENN: No, it's not an egg.
JEFFY: This is for the show. This is for the show. You know how many diets I've lost and gone off of, thanks to these shows on this network?
GLENN: I know. You would be in a hospital. You would be anorexic if it wasn't for this show. I know, Jeffy.
PAT: Glenn, this is filled with protein. It's an egg. It's nothing, but protein.
GLENN: Okay. Open it up. That looks so gross.
STU: It's supposed to look like an egg, except it's really just sugary creamy goodness.
Okay. So we also have the Cadbury cream egg cookie. (?) I win $10,000.
JEFFY: Walmart salad.
GLENN: Did you hear about the Walmart salad with the bat in it?
PAT: That was done on purpose.
GLENN: Oh, yeah. Had to be. But can you imagine -- can you imagine opening up a salad bag and having a bat in it?
PAT: No. I think I would take it back to the store.
GLENN: You think so?
PAT: I think so. I think so. I'm going out on a limb there, but I think I take it back to the store.
GLENN: So I would want to own the salad company.
PAT: Yeah. I'll tell you this --
STU: So they would give you some extra protein.
PAT: I tell you this, I would ask for my 1.97 back.
GLENN: Okay. So you find a spider in it. Okay. You're not going to -- a bat. How did you miss a bat?
PAT: That's weird.
JEFFY: I don't know. I might get a little upset about a spider too.
STU: Oh, my God, these Cadbury cream egg cookies are so delicious. Oh, my God.
JEFFY: They are so good. The eggs are great too. Glenn. Glenn.
STU: A little yolk coloring.
GLENN: Yeah, no, it looks like you're taking a fried egg and then dipped it in chocolate. That does not sound good.
STU: Ooh, we should try that next. That sounds delicious.