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Glenn Throws Cold Ice Water to Wake up Stephen Colbert

President Trump's treatment of Face the Nation anchor John Dickerson was an uncomfortable moment that inspired sympathy for the CBS news anchor. However, rather than let that sympathy run its course, our attention was diverted from Trump's unpresidential behavior to Stephen Colbert's rant in response to the awkward interview. That's not the right course of action to heal the country --- and no one knows that better than Glenn.

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"Stephen Colbert, probably the coldest ice water I could throw over your head to try to wake you up is you have become me, circa 2009. Stop it. Stop it," Glenn said. "If you want to be thought of as the Glenn Beck for half of the country . . . believe me, it ain't no picnic, Stephen. And we have a country to bring back together."

Enjoy the complimentary clip or read the transcript for details.

GLENN: Stephen Colbert did a rant, I think it was on Monday night, and it was -- it is being even described by Vanity Fair of the most furious rant on Donald Trump yet. John Dickerson went and said that -- was doing an interview and Donald Trump made an insult from John Dickerson from CBS to show class, CBS is called the Tiffany network. I think it was originally owned by Tiffany's. So it was the classy network. And to show how classy, he actually dredges up and starts calling CBS, which nobody even knows anymore, unless you're a, you know, a broadcast history buff, or you work for CBS. Nobody knows they were called the Tiffany network. But to show how classy he's going to be, he starts calling CBS, we have the Tiffany code here, the Tiffany network. And that is if you take on one of ours, you take on all of us. And he goes into this rant. It's not funny. It's not meant to be funny. Maybe somebody wrote it to be funny, but he's delivering it with every bit of venom he has. Here it is.

STEPHEN: Walking out in the middle of a sentence wasn't even the biggest insult to Dickerson.

TRUMP: And, you know, I've been really consistent. It's funny when the fake media goes out, what we call the mainstream media, which sometimes I must say is you.

DICKERSON: Me personally?

TRUMP: Your show. I love your show. I call it Deface the Nation.

STEPHEN: Really? Donald Trump, John Dickerson is a fair-minded journalist and one of the most competent people that will ever walk into your office, and you treat him like that? Now, John Dickerson has way too much did I get to trade insults to the face of the President of the United States. But I, sir, am no John Dickerson.

[cheers and applause]

And when you -- okay. All right. Let me introduce you -- let me introduce you to something we call the Tiffany way. When you insult one member of the CBS family, you insult us all. All right? Here we go. Mr. Trump, your presidency, I love your presidency. I call it disgrace the nation. You're the glutton with a button. You're regular gorge Washington. But you're turning into a real pricktator.

PAT: Oh.

STEPHEN: You attract more STDs than free Rogain. You have more people marching than cancer. You talk like a sign language gorilla who got hit in the head. In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's (bleep) holster.

PAT: These are like your mama jokes.

STEPHEN: Your presidential library is going to be a kids menu on a couple of jugs magazine. The only thing smaller than your hands is your tax returns. Glen.

PAT: No.

STEPHEN: And you can take that any way you want. We have a great show for you tonight.

GLENN: Delivered with anger and vitriol. You can tell Stephen Colbert, as many people do, hate this president. Hate him. When he was first elected and for a long time before he was even running, I took responsibility for the things that I did to half the country and not my half of the country. The other half of the country. I just deemed the other half of the country morons, Marxist, America haters, stupid, whatever it was. That was wrong. That's not who they are.

PAT: Some of them are.

GLENN: Yeah, some of them are. Yes, some are. And some on our side are Nazis. But the vast majority are not. There are the fringes, and there are those who don't like America and those who like America when would like to see it fundamentally transformed into a dictatorship. And I found people on both sides that would like to do that. The point is, since this has started, I have said to the media "You can bash me. I'll take all the bashing you want. Please, please, don't make the same mistake I did because it will end the same way, and it will cause even more division. Stephen Colbert, probably the coldest ice water I could throw over your head to try to wake you up is you have become me, circa 2009. Stop it. Stop it.

Now, let me change -- oh, boy, looking at Pat.

PAT: You were never like that.

GLENN: There were times that I was really mad.

PAT: Never did you ever do these kinds of things, none of us did with Obama. We never called him names like that.

GLENN: I put my face in a bowl of Cheetos on this guy.

PAT: Yes. Big deal.

GLENN: No, it was still, it was...

PAT: Orange face, was it the most stellar by the of all time? Perhaps not.

GLENN: It was probably the worst by the of all time.

PAT: But with Obama, we said he had Marxist policies. We said he grew up with communists. Those were all true things. They weren't insults.

GLENN: But there were times. There were times that it was vitriolic, that it was ... I was so angry.

PAT: Yeah. We were pissed.

GLENN: And there were times like that. And I understand having times like that, and it felt good to have times like that. You can only get punched in the face so many times. It's why England voted for breakfast. Breakfast? Yes. Breakfast. Brexit and why Marine Le Pen is the possible winner of the election because people all over the world are tired of being punched in the face by the elites, by the press, and what you're doing, Stephen Colbert, I know what you're doing. I've been there. And it doesn't work. And the reason why I say the vitriol you feel for me, that's what you're causing on the other side. Half the country disagrees with you. When you're hitting him like that, what do you think the other half is going to do? They're going to run to his defense.

PAT: I would say it's more than half because we're not huge Trump fans but that makes me defensive of him.

GLENN: Yes. Yes.

PAT: Even we get defensive of him when you're doing that to him. It's just ridiculous.

GLENN: The way to win is to not play the game. Donald Trump, look what he did. I felt bad for Dickerson. I stopped thinking about Dickerson, and I stopped thinking about that was a really jerkish move of the president and suddenly as Pat said, I'm looking at you going, if it wasn't Glenn Beck, I would be hating you right now. I feel bad for you right now. What are you doing? You're smarter than this. What are you doing?

If you want to be thought of as the Glenn Beck for half of the country, believe me, it ain't no picnic, Stephen. And we have a country to bring back together. And you might be -- you might be rolling in the press accolades right now. You might be making money. You might think, hey, my career isn't over. But look at how close Jimmy Fallon is. He is in the what? Tens of thousands. He's I believe beating you in the demo. And he's in the tens of thousands now nipping at your heels. You know why? Because this doesn't last. Hatred doesn't last. No one wants to go to bed feeling angry and hatred.

Man, I could feel that all day long. I'm going to get into bed with my wife and turn on the TV and have you pumping my blood so much I'm so angry at the TV? Half the country is going to be so pumped up they'll turn into an Alex Jones. And the other half of the country is so amped up, they want to tear you apart. Tell me, tell me the role that you are playing in the division of the country. I spent four years with people like you asking me. Let me ask you, Stephen Colbert. And I'm going to go a step further. I'll say something that you would have never said to me. I don't want you fired. I don't want you boycotted. I don't have a problem that you are very popular and that you are on CBS every night, and you disagree with many things that I said. I don't mind that you disagree and want to take the nation in a completely different way than I do. I'm not sure that you do. We've never spoken. You would just assume and if I would listen to you, I would just assume that you're crazy. What a stupid thing that is.

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The world has a plentiful, seemingly endless supply of angry boys. What it's lacking is real MEN. Glenn Beck shares the secret that our young men must learn if they truly want to protect and perfect our country.

Transcript

Below is a rush transcript that may contain errors

GLENN: There's a difference between a revival and an awakening. We are in a revival right now, but that doesn't necessarily lead to anything. Except, oh, I have to re-learn those principles. But that doesn't mean you apply them in your life. Okay?

That's an awakening. There's been two great awakenings in American history. One brought us the American Revolution. The second one brought us the Civil War and the freedom of slaves.

We have the possibility of going into a third great awakening. That's the only thing that will save us. If you don't know the difference between a revival and an awakening. Let me give you the negative print of a godly awakening. Our kids right now, they don't have any purpose. They don't have any meaning.

They look at everything, and it doesn't -- it's not real. None of it is real. It's money. It's fame.

It's -- you know, it's ever changing truths and definitions. And they have no purpose in their life. Okay?

So they're looking for that. Because man has to have purpose in his life. Man has to search for meaning.

So they're searching for meaning. And they found a group of people that actually mean something. And they're willing to die for it. And it's ISIS.

And so they're like, at least these people believe in something. They believe it. And they're willing to die for it. I'm going to stand with them. And they put that twisted understanding into action. That's the -- that is -- that's an awakening. It's just an awakening to the dark side. And that one is already happening. It has to happen on the good side. And let me speak directly to young men: Look, you are inheriting a very loud, angry, cynical and worst of all spiritually starving and malnourished society. And you are being sold a future of cheap pleasures and hollow heroes and screens with blue light that just rob you of your strength, one distracted second after another.

And in the middle of all that noise, may I just give you one piece of instruction. If there is anything virtuous, lovely, of good report or praise-worthy, seek those things.

Don't admire them. Don't nod at them. Seek them!

Hunt them. Chase them. Build your life around those things. A man who will do that. A boy. A young man who will do that, will become different. Noticeably different.

He will stop letting the culture feed him garbage. He stops applauding the trivial. He stops laughing at the obscene or cheering for the cruel.

He will become a curator of -- of real, lasting beauty in an age that has forgotten what beauty even looks like.

When other men are chasing down or holding up cynicism, this man holds up hope!

When everyone around him is chasing dopamine, he chooses discipline. When others will blame their circumstance, he'll take responsibility for his own action. When the world worships the shallow, he goes and searches for the deep!

You want to know what the secret of becoming strong is, or becoming trusted, or becoming the kind of man that your future wife, your future children, your future nation can depend on?

Here it is!

You become what you seek. If you seek trash, you become trash. If you seek virtue, you become a man of virtue. You seek excellence, and your life will begin to shine, not loudly, but steadily. Like the steel glow of a blade being forged.

That's who you'll be.

The world has a plentiful, seemingly never-ending supply of angry boys. We don't need any more addicted boys.

We don't need any more distracted boys. The world needs men. Whole men. Clear-eyed men.

Men whose souls are anchored to something higher than the algorithms, trying to own them!

Build a life worthy of admiration. Forget about the applause. Fill your mind with words that make you wiser. Fill your days with work, hard work, that makes you stronger. Fill your home with beauty that lifts every soul who walks into it.

Have your home a place where people walk in and go, man, I say so great here. I just love it here. I don't know what it is about your house. I just love it. It's the spirit that's there! Because you built it! You protect it.

Protect your integrity like a watchman on the wall. Don't lie. Don't cheat. Don't steal. And when you fail, and you will, stand back up again.

Because a man who seeks the virtuous, is not a man who never fails. He just -- he just becomes a man who refuses to stay on the ground.

If you seek things that are lovely and pure, trustworthy, praiseworthy, you'll become a kind of man this age almost never produces. A man whose very existence is a rebuke to the darkness.

That's your calling. That's why you were born.

Not to be lost. Not to play video games. Not to give up. Not to say, there's no hope. Not to end up in the trash bin of human history because you've -- you've taken so many drugs, you can't stand up straight anymore.

You're not destined to be alone.

You were destined for great things. You are destined to find an amazing woman!

Believe me. I didn't think I would ever find an amazing woman. Because I didn't think I was worth it. I didn't think I was worth it.

And until I started understanding how God works. That, yeah. I'm not worth any of the stuff that I have.

When you realize, it's all a gift. It's all a gift. And even if you work your brains out, you may not ever get all the things that you want. But you're going to have everything you need. Once you realize, carefully selecting friends makes a difference. My mother used to always say, show me your friends. I will show you your future.

It's true. Be careful who you select as friends. Watch your language. Watch what you're putting into your brain and what's coming out of your mouth. Because the brain is so amazing. It's being turned to mush. Did you know that there is a new study that just came out. I have to tell you about it next week, maybe.

New study going out. It is -- it's AI. And it has access to social media, and they have found that the AI -- the AI that is scrolling through social media all day, just to keep updated on everything that's going on in social media. It's getting brain mush. It's actually becoming dumber. It's become less effective!

It's a machine. What do you think this, flesh and blood, this thing is going to do?

We say life is meaningless. And life is the only thing that has any value. And yet, we spend all of our time, on things like social media. And that has absolutely no value.

But we think that's life.

I'm not that smart. I've just lived a long time. And I've made so many mistakes.

And I decided at one point, I'm going to stop saying, it's somebody else's fault. I'm going to start saying. Maybe -- what did I do to create that?

What did I do to attract that?

Why does this thing keep happening to me?

Why is it that I always find myself involved with these same kind of people?

Because, Glenn, dummy, it's you!

What you think, it's like -- it's like think of yourself as a -- as a beacon. It's just -- you're a beacon. Your GPS pin, that is constantly saying, here I am. Here I am. Here I am.

Except, it's transmitting more than just your location. It's -- it's transmitting what you're looking for, who you are. And it's attracting other dropped pins to you. It's saying, "I like this. I think this way. I believe these things. I am afraid of these things."

Whatever it is, you're thinking. It's constantly putting that out.

And saying, here I am. Is there anything else like that?

Anything else that can reinforce that? Anything else that can live like this?

Because that's me. Here I am. Here I am. Here I am.

That's why you keep finding yourself in exactly the same situations. Nothing will change, if nothing changes!

And the only thing that you can change, is you!

Seek the things, that have virtue.

Seek the things, that have beauty in music, in -- in art, in life, in architecture, in clothing! Whatever it is. Look for real, lasting beauty and value.

Find the things that are true! Truly true.

Universally true. Find the things that uplift. Seek those things!

And you will change your life and your world!