RADIOMarch 17, 2022

A HUGE shift that forced Glenn to see EVERYTHING differently

Glenn has spent years trying to identify the signs hinting at massive changes to come. But now, he explains, a huge shift has forced him to look BEYOND signs of change and focus on WHAT Americans will face when those transformations are complete. The Great Reset is the decoder ring we need. It explains how everything will happen and perhaps more importantly, it proves that NO scenario is off the table. Today, everything is possible. Now, Glenn says, it’s time to think outside of the box, prepare for what’s coming next, and put our faith in God.

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GLENN: So, Stu, we are now in a position, and it's -- it's a weird place. That some of these things, that we thought were not going to happen. Let me give you this.

If I were to have said to you, that Joe Biden was going to tell China, you better not, fill in the blank. Or you will receive significant consequences. Would you have said that he's the guy to do that? That he would ever do that?

STU: No.

GLENN: If I told you that he was going to do that, while we were being on the edge of a war with Russia, do you think you would have believed that?

STU: No. Just look at his actions in Afghanistan.

GLENN: Correct. Right. Right.

STU: Totally different person.

GLENN: So you're not even going back to the inauguration.

STU: No.

GLENN: I would have told you, we were going to be possibly on the edge of war with Russia. Would you have believed that?

STU: No. I want to avoid it, especially with these people in control of what's going on.

GLENN: Correct.

If I said that the Russians -- we would be on the edge of World War III, and that the country that it was going to all come down to was Ukraine and Russia was going to say, that we're developing numerical weapons, with Ukraine, and they're broadcasting it to all of their country, would you have believed that?

STU: Hmm.

GLENN: Would you have believed if I had said, oh, by the way, India is going to start to part ways with us, and start to chum up with China, and they will be one of the first in the world to drop the U.S. dollar as it is petrodollar.

STU: I mean, you want to talk about something we 100 percent know would not have occurred with Donald Trump as president, it's that. More than any of this.

Modi loved Trump. Modi loved Trump, more than Melania does. So there's no way, he would be doing that, in this situation.

GLENN: If I told you that Putin, his mouthpiece said there needs to be reparations, from the US, over sanctions, and those reparations would include not only all of Alaska, but also that they were claiming all of the Arctic. And Ft. Ross, California. Uh-huh.

STU: I would say, that one, I wouldn't believe, just before you said it. What do you mean they're claiming --

GLENN: Ft. Ross, California. It's a small area in Sonoma County. It was of the Russian Empire's Southernmost outpost in North America. It was sold off in 1841. They're claiming they deserve it back.

STU: I have to say, didn't know that.

GLENN: Didn't know that.

STU: Didn't know that.

GLENN: Wouldn't have -- no way, any of this is possible. Right? None of it.

STU: It doesn't seem possible.

GLENN: How about, we're up against a war, and the guy who said, the next war will be fought with ones and zeros. Who is also partnered now, with China, who has literally a skyscraper, full of people, whose only job is to hack into our systems here in the United States. If I told you, we were on the edge of war, and no one had hacked into our systems, to shut things down, but Anonymous has hacked into the Russian -- the Ukrainian held by the Russians, power plant.

STU: Hmm.

GLENN: Okay. How many things do we have to say, that you wouldn't have believed, a year ago. Before you start to say, I can't say that will never happen. I'm not asking to you believe anything. I'm just asking you to think differently.

STU: Forget even the last month. Just the covid experience has convinced me now, you just can't rule things out. You can't completely rule things. You can play probabilities still. And still be right, being skeptical of the worst-case scenarios, often. But you can't rule things out. After going through that, I don't think I'll ever do it again.

GLENN: So on covid, I said in that January, before it hit here, don't fear the virus. Fear the economic consequences that are going to come from it.

And at that time, I -- I said, look at, they're locking people into their houses. Quote, that would never happen here, right?

It did. It did. Here's one thing that I'll share with you, that is a massive change in me. Massive change.

For 20 years, I have been trying to put a puzzle together, without even knowing what the puzzle pieces were. I remember, when I first started this, I put up on my chalkboard in my office. Okay. What are the things, that if you're going to have a revolution, you would need to have?

You would need to have control of the financial sector. You would need to have control of the schools. You would need to have control of -- of the police force. The army.

I had like 12 or 15 items up on the board. And most of them, I thought, not going to happen.

They have all happened now. But I've looked at all of those things, and I've tried to piece the puzzles together. I mean, you've watched me do it for 20 years. Okay?

The Tides Foundation. But who is really behind the Tides Foundation? And how does that work?

Oh, my gosh. George Soros. We keep finding him here. Here's Hillary Clinton. But what does that mean?

How does the Weather Underground involved again? What happened there?

And we would find the same people over and over again. I continued to do that. About three years ago, I put together a chalkboard, and I said, I can't tell you how and in what order these are going to happen. But these are the eight steps, that lead to the end of the chapter of America, and the beginning of a new chapter.

Of what will be called America. And the last thing on it, was the trust implosion. Where we will believe nothing. No one will be believable.

And there will be a trust implosion. And that's when the real trouble begins. Because all of the big players begin to unite. And our enemies, across the sea. See us as weak. And they begin to unite. And I said at the time, then a war will come.

Because war always comes in these times, because it's the easiest way to reset everything, without everybody going crazy.

Okay. You do it in peacetime. You can't do that. You need a crisis. And a war is the only thing that can go on and on and on. That by the time you're done with it, you don't even remember who you were. You're just glad that it's no longer happening. Okay?

Something has changed in me, the last two weeks. And that is this: I'm no longer looking for -- I'm no longer driven to look for the pieces.

Other than, the pieces of timing.

I -- since I started doing the research for the book, The Great Reset. Two years ago. That has everything in it, you need. That is the story. That is how it's going to happen, period.

It is. I don't know what's going to come first. I don't know how they're going to deal with it, et cetera, et cetera.

But I'm no longer looking for -- for instance, tonight's show, on BLM. Why would I do BLM now?

Why am I exposing BLM? You will understand BLM. And what it's really about. And you will see it through the eyes of the Great Reset for the first time.

And everything makes sense. Every bit of that, makes sense.

It is remarkable. And, by the way, who is coming in to clean up BLM?

You know they don't even have an office. We don't know how much money they even really made.

Nobody has a handle on that. Everything is sketchy. We don't even know who is running it.

Hmm. We -- we know that they have at least $90 million. Who is even running it?

It's a fascinating story.

But we do know who is coming in to clean it up. Mark Alias. You know who he is?

He's the guy who oversaw the Steele dossier. He's the guy who was the Clinton -- the Clinton conduit, that did all of that. He's the guy who went every -- into every blue state and said, change the election law.

Let's get these Facebook things, into your town.

He's that guy. Plus, another Clinton adviser. Wait until you see this tonight. It will blow your mind. Anyway, the thing that has changed in me, is I'm no longer driven. And believe me, it's not something I can stop.

I'm not driven to figure it out, anymore. I for the very first time, and this came to me completely unexpectedly. And kind of freaked me out.

I've been looking for 20 years, what is it going to look like when it believes?

I haven't had a second to think, what does it look like after? And I've -- I've known, you know, these things are going to be, you know, part of it. But I haven't looked at my life. Your life.

I can speak generally, what it's going to look like. But how does the individual handle this?

What is their life going to be like? That's where I am now.

And that's a big deal, for me at least.

That's a massive tripwire for me, because I don't know the timing.

I don't -- I don't know exactly what order it's going to happen.

But I know the players, and I know the device. And that's where I would like to see anybody who is willing to go there. To start going there.

You have to understand The Great Reset. And, again, tonight, we'll go over the BLM aspect. And when you look at it, and you understand The Great Reset, you're like, oh, my gosh.

How did we not -- if we would have The Great Reset, as the decoder ring. We would have seen so much.

Get the book, The Great Reset. It's available in stores now. Once it's sold out, I don't think it will ever go into print again.

There's an even bigger paper shortage now. But get it while it's available. In paper.

It's a hardbound copy. You can get it wherever books are sold. Get it now. And when you get there, and you can understand. And you at least -- you don't have to believe, a new digital, programmable currency is coming. That's crazy.

When you can say to yourself, I cannot dismiss anything, as crazy anymore. Because everything I thought was crazy, has already happened -- do I need to remind you, the Pentagon verified alien spacecrafts.

Okay? Do I need to remind you of that? Probably. Because most people are -- every time I say that to somebody, they're like, what? When?

During covid. Nobody paid attention. What would happen to religions, if we found out there were aliens?

What would happen to the society? Nothing. The answer is nothing. Nothing would happen.

When we verify, nothing would happen. So don't tell me that something is too crazy to think about. It is only those who think out of the box, entirely, that will make it through and be able to lead others.

Do not put your faith in man. Do not put your faith in a party. Do not put your faith in me or whatever.

Everything could be gone tomorrow.

Man will always disappoint you. Put all of your faith in God. Think out of the box. And we'll make it to the other side.

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GLENN: Hmm. All righty then. Welcome -- welcome to it.

Glad you're here.

STU: What do you think the inflation situation is going to be?

Do you think that they're going to start raising rates aggressively like the Volcker era?

GLENN: No.

STU: Try to knock this out?

GLENN: No.

STU: Because Powell is a Volcker (phonetic) acolyte. He's a big proponent of Volcker. These are fed chiefs, by the way. Looks at him as the example. He's the guy who came in, late Carter administration, early Reagan administration, jacked the rates up, knocked out inflation that led to multiple decades of prosperity. You don't think that's going to be something?

GLENN: So unless you read, what is it? Like the Banker Report. I got a friend who sent me something, and it was like the banker.com. It was some newsletter that only bankers read.

STU: ImaNerd.com.

GLENN: Yeah. ImaNerd.com. Anyway, it talked about, there is a major bank, that is in trouble.

$150 billion, they had to loan last week to this bank. We don't know which one of the big banks it is, okay?

But they're already in trouble. You -- with Russia, possibly today defaulting on their loans.

STU: And that's going to happen. Whether it's today or not. It's going to happen.

GLENN: Correct. It will set the CDO market on fire. That's what happened in '08. You can't -- you can't drain this money out of the society. You're going to need more liquidity.

But he has to make some moves, or the people who understand how inflation works, they're going to start going, okay. Fed is done. Done. They have no credibility.

STU: And what they're telling people now, or signaling, that they will raise rates. But not to those levels of the early '80s.

GLENN: Yeah. If it was 20 percent. 20 percent interest rate, in -- in the 1980s. What would it take to suck all of this money back? Okay?

20 -- let's say it's 20 percent. For how many years would it take?

STU: What about 3 percent? Because that's -- that's the target I've heard.

GLENN: That's the target you've heard?

STU: 3 percent. They want to raise it to 3 percent. It's basically zero now.

GLENN: Okay. So what you have to do. Look at our national debt. $30 trillion. And add 3 percent to that.

30 trillion, do the quick math. 30 trillion, by 3 percent interest. How -- how much of our budget is eaten up just by interest payments alone?

STU: Yeah. We would have to get Brian readings on from the Manhattan Institute, to give us these calculations.

GLENN: That's what happens. That's what happens. It's not just ours. It's the federal government.

Like four or five interest. I think the entire thing, the entire budget is eaten by interest rates.

STU: That's true.

GLENN: So how are you going to solve that one?

Hey, a new dollar would be a good idea.

STU: Oh!

GLENN: Okay. I want to talk to you about gold. I do not buy it for an investment. Although, I bought my gold, gosh, 20 years ago.

And when I first started talking about it. It was about $400 an ounce. If you want do -- if you would have bought it, you know, just a few years ago. You would make money as well.

It is a long-term thing. But I will tell you, I buy it, as a hedge against insanity. When the world goes crazy, it destroys itself. And then it returns to the gods of the copybook headings.

And they go back to gold. That is coming. China is doing it right now.

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STU: The Great Reset. The new book from Glenn Beck is available at bookstores everywhere, and at GlennsNewBook.com.

The Dark Truth Behind Queer Theory & Gender ‘Affirmation’ For Children | Liz Wheeler & Glenn Beck

In this explosive conversation, Glenn Beck and Liz Wheeler expose the disturbing roots of gender ideology and queer theory — and how these radical ideas are directly targeting children. From the shocking origins of queer theory, where pedophilia and child pornography were openly defended, to Planned Parenthood’s new role as one of the largest distributors of transgender hormone therapy, the truth is undeniable: this movement is not about freedom or equality, but about dismantling families, corrupting innocence, and profiting off of our children’s pain. What we are witnessing is nothing less than a satanic ideology dressed up as compassion — and it’s spreading like wildfire through schools, culture, and medicine. Parents, you need to hear this. The time to protect your children and fight back is NOW.

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Glenn's "secret" to conquering the JFK fitness test

President Trump recently signed an executive order to reinstate the Presidential Fitness Test and the media is in a frenzy. But Glenn and Stu look back at the history of these tests, including JFK’s version of the Test that seems IMPOSSIBLE for modern Americans. But Glenn has a secret reason for why he’s confident in his pull-up abilities…

Transcript

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GLENN: What is the -- what is the new physical -- the president's physical fitness, you know, plan?

STU: Well, the thing that RFK Jr and Hegseth were rolling out the other day. I don't know if it was the full test or anything, but they were issuing a challenge to America, to be able to do 100 pushups and 50 pullups within five minutes.

GLENN: That's crazy.

STU: Thank you! That struck you as also crazy.

I don't think there's ever been a time in my life, that I could do that. Let alone now with shoulder problems. And much too much weight.

GLENN: All right. But that was before I needed this walker.

STU: I don't think there was a time in my 20s or my teens, that I could do that. But that -- in five minutes? Fifty pullups?
GLENN: Both of them in 5 minutes.
STU: Yeah, both of them. So it's not like 100 pushups in five minutes. It's both tasks within five minutes.

GLENN: No. No. That's not true.

STU: RFK Jr. is just doing it in jeans.

GLENN: Yeah, well, RFK, he's -- he's a weirdo. I mean, he is. Come on. When it comes to fitness, he's a weirdo.
STU: Yes.
GLENN: I mean, he's done this his whole life. He's like 800 years old. He can still do it.

STU: Yes. Depressive, I will say.

GLENN: I don't know. He's a sex machine.

STU: Oh. That's been a problem for him. Yes, that's been an issue in his life. Yes.

GLENN: Okay. All right. Go ahead.

STU: Separate from the president's physical fitness test.

GLENN: Right.

STU: But, I mean, they don't, they don't really think we're going to do that, right?
Like, I mean, how long would that take you to do?

STU: I think for me, it would take a good month. I think a month, I could probably get two pullups a day. That would get me around, a little over 50. So I could do that. Plus, the pushups. A solid month, I could get that done.

GLENN: You could do more than two a day. You could do more than two a day.

STU: You know, Glenn, I've got to say. I think -- I will throw a number out there. No science behind this, so just as a guestimate.

I would say 40 percent of the population can't do any pullups. Maybe 30 percent. Thirty percent of the population can do exactly zero pullups. Precisely zero, so an infinite amount of time would be a correct answer for a third of the population.

GLENN: I think you're -- I think you're being -- I think you're being a little too optimistic. I think it's closer to 40 or 50. I think it's closer to 40 or 50. Maybe 60 percent.

STU: Right! Pushups are one thing. I mean, I think almost anyone can do a pushup. One --

GLENN: You can do a pushup. Yes. Yes.

STU: Singular pushup. And if you can do one, you can wait long enough, to do a second one.
And at some point, the hundred gets done. That's not the case with pullups. Pullups, you can sit there and think about how much you want to do a pullup for a really long time. But that doesn't make a pullup happen. If you've got a certain amount of weight on you. You're not doing a pullup. It's not occurring.

GLENN: I have no idea, how many pullups I can do.

STU: I have an exact number of pullups, you can do.

GLENN: Do you? You think so?

STU: Yeah. Yeah. I have the exact number. I have to calculate -- AI has been running a report on me. It came up with zero.

GLENN: Right. Right. Really?
I can do. I mean, this is so pathetic. Listen to this. I bet I could do three. You know, you could do three.

STU: In a row? Proper form.

GLENN: What do you mean in a row?

STU: I mean, holding on to the bar, without letting go, you're doing three. There's no way. I don't think so.

GLENN: I think I could do. Well, with proper form, I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

STU: I'm not saying it has to look pretty. You have to get your chin up above the bar. It can't be one of those things, where you're a quarter of the way up there.

GLENN: So I can do one and rest for ten minutes. I could do another one.

I think I can do that.

STU: If you -- I'm not saying, you jump up, and you pull yourself up as you're pulling up. Full hang --

GLENN: See, you may not know this.

But you know what, I've done the DNA test. Have you ever done the DNA test that tells you all about your genes and everything else? Mine came back with something remarkable, and I have to share. You might feel bad, next.
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STU: Coming up next, Glenn attempts live pullups on the air. Stay tuned!
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GLENN: You know no idea what who you're dealing with. No. You don't have any idea who you're dealing with here.

I got my DNA test back like 10 years ago. And we all -- we all took it, because we were looking for things. And so we all took it. My DNA test came back, and everybody in the family, their test made total sense. Like, oh, yeah. That makes...

Then we read mine. We have to find -- I have to find. See if Tania has it still. We should have had it framed. I swear to you, they -- they mixed me up with somebody else.

Somebody else is like, wait a minute. I'm this pathetic? Mine came out and said, you have the muscular structure of a -- of a -- something like a -- an elite athlete. You have the abilities and agility and everything else of an elite athlete. And I'm like, there's not a chance. I don't have any of that!

I don't even know if I have muscles. I have to check once in a while, and go, do I have muscles still?

Doctor is like, I don't know. Can I? Ask just press against my hand on the leg. I don't know.

You know, I don't know how to do that exactly. So --

STU: You sure it said elite athlete and not elephant? I mean, if they misspelled it.

GLENN: It was.

I was having eye problems at the time.

STU: No!

GLENN: I mean, we read it. And I was like Tania, I believe that for Tania.

Maybe they switched me and Tania. Because Tania is really strong. She'll kick your butt.

She works out every day. All of that. Me? Never. Never.

And it kind of makes me wonder, when I get to the other side, and the Lord went, okay.

So what did you do with your life again?

Because I gave this incredible body, and you wasted it the whole time.

And I'm like, you should have been more clear, okay?

You should have been more clear. I -- maybe I could have played basketball. But I tried once. And it was embarrassing. It was embarrassing. It was like sixth grade. And I'll never live -- I don't even want to think about my time on a basketball court. Okay? So don't -- don't start with me. You should have made it a little clearer. When I first started to do stuff. And I think that's fair. I think that's a fair argument. In my defense. In my defense, Your Honor, God, you should have made it a little more clear.

STU: Yeah. I mean, if they really wanted us to do this, then the 11th Commandment is 50 pushups, and -- or, 50 pullups and 100 pushups, right?

Like, put it in a commandment if you really want us to do it. You have to be more specific, we're Americans.

GLENN: Okay. So let me give you the top of the list for the JFK Presidential Fitness Test. Okay? This is what you had to do in high school. In high school.

Thirty-four pullups. Bar dips: Fifty-two. What's -- because I believe I did that. A long time. And I don't recommend it.

STU: It's not a barhop.

GLENN: Oh, it's -- oh, bar dips. Okay. Okay. All right.

Bar dips: 52. Handstand pushups: Fifty. What are handstands?

STU: Oh, my God. Handstands.

GLENN: I can't even stand on my hands. Is that I'm doing a handstand and a push up? Because that's not happening. You're not human.

STU: Yeah. You're balancing yourself on your hands. Your feet are above your hands on the wall. Like a wall. And you're doing --

GLENN: Oh, so you're balancing yourself. That makes it a little easier. Still impossible.

But a little easier.

GLENN: Impossible. You could do precisely zero of those.

Aright. So you had to do 50 handstand pushups.

Or one arm -- 30 -- no, sir.

Twenty-six one-arm burpees in 30 seconds. Is that a one-armed push up?

STU: No. Well, you're bracing your yourself like you're about to begin a pushup in a burpee with only one arm, which that's not that difficult.

But then you're doing. Then you're like, you move your feet towards your hands. And then you jump up in the air basically. And then you do it repeatedly.

GLENN: No, no, no. That's ridiculous. No.

STU: There's a law of gravity. You're not supposed to violate it. If it was a recommendation of gravity, then maybe jumping would be appropriate. But it's not. Follow the law.

GLENN: In 48 seconds, you had to do a 3300-yard shuttle. Now, I've been to the airport. I think I've done a 3300-yard shuttle, but it depends on who is driving. You know.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: Rope climb. Try this. Rope climb. Twenty feet, hands only! Sit start.

STU: That's what I remember from the president's physical fitness test. And I remember looking at that rope, like, no chance I could get up that thing.

GLENN: I remember looking up at that thing. Humiliation. Humiliation is coming my way. I'll never kiss a girl, because that ain't happening. I'll get maybe 10 feet up. Maybe. Maybe.

STU: And you were right for 24 years from that time, approximately.

GLENN: Agility run, 17 seconds. Extension pressups, what? What?

I'm sorry. Why am I so tired reading this?

Extension pressups. What's an extension pressup, 8-inch? You had to do 100 of them.

STU: Let's see. Exercise. An exercise for low-back pain involving lying on your stomach and pressing your upper body up with your arms while keeping your hips relaxed and down on the mat.

GLENN: Oh, I could do that know. 8 inches.

STU: The last part of it, relaxing down on the mat.
GLENN: That's what my doctor says I should be doing. What?

STU: I can do relaxed and down on the mat. That part of it --

GLENN: Yeah. I could do that -- I'm the only guy. I took yoga for a while, like three weeks. My wife is like, yoga. You could do yoga. Let's just do yoga together.

I did. And the yoga instructor said to me. Because we were doing a plank.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: And she came and all I remember her waking me up. And saying, I think you're the only person I've ever -- ever taught that fell asleep in yoga. And I'm like, it's just so relaxing. Just let me sleep. Let me sleep.

STU: That's interesting, that you did yoga. Is there any footage of that? Any video that we could post? That would be good for --

GLENN: No. There's not. You had to do pegboard. Five trips of pegboard. And I think that's when you have the two pegs.

STU: Yes, it was a board.

GLENN: You have to take it out, and put it up, right?

STU: This is American Ninja Warrior. No way.

GLENN: There's no way. There's no way.

STU: This is amazing.

GLENN: Try this one: You had to do a 45-second handstand. I've never been able to do a handstand. Never!

STU: Never.

GLENN: And I'm an elite athlete. I'm an elite athlete. Try this one: A man carry, 5 miles.

STU: What? What do you mean a --

GLENN: Five-mile man carry.

STU: Is a man carry as obvious as it --

GLENN: I think it is.

STU: You're carrying --

GLENN: If I'm going to carry that man, you have to carry me that man for five miles.

I'm not sure, I can't carry any man for any miles. I mean, if I am -- if I am a firefighter, count on burning in the house. You're going to burn in the house. Because I can't carry you out. I can get in there and go, yeah, I will have to leave you.
I will have to leave you here. I can't help you, sorry.

It's also getting really hot in here. I have to go. You had to do a five-mile jog. An obstacle course.

You had to swim prone for a mile. You had to swim underwater for 50 yards, any strokes, two minutes. Deep waterfront, hang float, with arms. What? What is a deep water hang float with arms. Wait. Wait.

It's a deep waterfront hang float with arms and ankles tied for six minutes.

What kind of al-Qaeda PE class was this?

STU: Who has access to -- who has access -- like, you're in the middle of the country, you may not have a deep water body nearby. This is -- are you sure this is an actual test?

GLENN: This is the actual test. This is the actual -- what is a deep water front hang float with arms and ankles tied for six minutes? Can you look that up?

STU: A deep water hang float is an aquatic hang float done in the deep end of a pool with the aid of flotation device, such as a noodle or belt.

In this position, the flotation twice supports your upper body, while your legs and torso hang freely beneath you.

That can't be what it is.

GLENN: You can do that.

Deep-end of the pool.

STU: Can you bring a margarita?

GLENN: Man, this test is no big deal.

What! No way. No way!

Here's the last thing on the test.

A vertical tread in an 8-foot circle for two hours!

No way.

STU: Vertical tread in an 8-foot circle?

GLENN: So you're in the water and you're treading water in a circle for two hours. Two!

STU: This is not -- what?

This is not the test.

GLENN: It is. Now, I told you, this is the top of the test.

This is the top of the test.

So this is for the ones who could do all the other tests.

This was the top of the test. The bottom of the test is not that much better. Here's the entry, okay? Let's see. Pullups, 2/6/10. I don't know what that means. Pushups, 16, 24, 32. Bar dips, four, eight, and 12. Situps, 30, 45, and 60. Broad jump, 6-foot, 6, 6, 6. And 6, 9.

To jump 6 feet? I don't even know if --

STU: That one is possible, yes. Glenn, I know it sounds incredible. But, yes. That one is possible.

GLENN: Sounds incredible. You know, I think we should have the average person Olympics. I really do. I really do.

STU: Oh, I would watch that.

GLENN: I would watch that every time.

You see them coming. And you're like, hmm. That one -- three feet. I'm giving him 3 feet. 200-yard shuttle. Agility run. Rope climb, 18 feet, hands only. 880 yards in three minutes. A mile in seven minutes. Pegboard, six holes. A 50-yard swim. Forty -- 40, 50-yard swim in 36 seconds. Man carry, 880 yards. No, thank you! No, thank you!

Look at -- look at what we've gone down. That's the bottom of it. And I don't think most Americans could do that.

I couldn't. Well, I could. Because I'm an elite -- I have the body of an elite athlete.

STU: No. You could not. Now, of course -- let's just say, this is supposed to be for a high school kid. Right?

So this is the prime of your athletic life. Could you do some of these things? Probably.
GLENN: Go into high school.
Go into any high school, and ask them to do this. There's no way. And all of the kids would be.

STU: Well, that's kind of what the reaction would be.

GLENN: Don't get me wrong. I would have been there too. And my parents would have said, suck it up. Just do it.

So nothing has really changed.

STU: That's been the reaction to this proposal too, of bringing this back. Right? The media is covering this. Like, it's going to embarrass children.

You know, I mean, I do remember it being like, I can't do that. I'm not going to the top of that rope. That's not happening.

That's sort of life. Right? Sometimes you can do things. Sometimes you can't do other things.

GLENN: That's why you have to learn how to injure yourself.

You know, how many stairs can I throw myself down, to not do serious damage, but enough to get me out of PE.

STU: Yeah, you have to fake an why are. You have to learn from LeBron James. Act like you got hit in the eye. And fall down like you were just stabbed over and over again, like you were in an athletic competition.

GLENN: There's no way. There's no way.

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