RADIOOctober 17, 2022

Glenn: Economy is like the TITANIC. Time to get on a lifeboat.

Glenn says our economy today is like the Titanic — saving it before massive destruction is done might not be an option any longer. And, unfortunately, financial expert and author of ‘The War On Small Business,’ Carol Roth, agrees. She tells Glenn what SHE would do differently if she was running the Federal Reserve: ’I [would] slow the Titanic down so we can get people into the lifeboats.’

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GLENN: Carol Roth is in town. We have a -- kind of a financial kind of meeting. Or something today.

And you're in town for that. And welcome as always, Carol.

CAROL: Thanks, it's fun to be in studio, with you.

GLENN: So, Carol, I just said to Senator Johnson from Wisconsin.

That I feel like we're on the Titanic, and now we've hit the iceberg at full speed. And I'm looking for a band to stop playing so people can go, oh, wait. What just happened? And it's time to get into the lifeboats. Because this thing -- we have to save what we can. And the people we can. Because we're going to have a lot of rebuilding to do.

CAROL: Yeah. And it's the people who put us on course to hit the iceberg.

GLENN: Wait. Wait. You don't agree with my analogy, do you?

CAROL: No. I do agree. I'm very, very sorry. I know, you want me to tell you that everything is going to be okay.

GLENN: Yeah. Blame the iceberg, we haven't --

CAROL: We'll be on a mega yacht, instead of the Titanic. But it's just not the case. It is these people who said, no. That iceberg is not there. No. We can totally maneuver our way around it. These are the people who say, no, no, no. Yeah. So it was there. And maybe we hit it.

But, you know, that was some other reason. It wasn't actually there when we saw it. But now we've got all these great ideas on how to fix the economy.

GLENN: Oh, my gosh. And none of them are good ideas. Let me ask you this. Let's say you're the head of the Treasury. Or head of the fed.

CAROL: Lord, help everyone. But yes.

GLENN: I think we would be better off.

CAROL: Oh, you would be. You would be.

GLENN: Even if it was just me. It would be like --

CAROL: Some guy off the street.

GLENN: Anybody off the street. You, I don't know what your name is, you're now the head of the fed.

If you were the head of the fed, this is the iceberg part, how do you stop this from going down?

Aren't -- because you have to raise interest rates, traditionally, to pull money back in. But these interest rates would have to be 30 percent easy. Don't you agree, to pull this kind of money back in? We were at 20 at Jimmy Carter.

CAROL: Yeah, we'll get to that in a second. First of all, if I were fed chair, I would blow up the fed powers. And say, we're going to put myself out of a job, at some point in time. But in terms of the problem at hand --

GLENN: So wait. Wait. Let me get this. So the audience understands. To suck -- inflation goes down, when you suck money back out of the system.

That's the theory. And that's the way it always works. Hang on. I know what you're thinking. And the other problem is, you can only make interest rates, go so high, before it sucks the money out, that is needed to run the economy.

So a half the country is saying, we have to our interest rates. Other half of the country, is saying, no. We have to lower the interest rates. I don't know what to do. Except just freeze.

CAROL: So let me put this in layman's terms. You're talking about this battle between inflation and putting us into a very deep recession. Not that we're not already in a recession. Which some of the people like to pretend that we're not. But a very deep recession. And some of those things are at odds with each other.

GLENN: Borderline depression. I mean depression is really kind of defined by the unemployment being very, very high. Over 25 percent.

CAROL: And duration. The length of -- how deep and how long this goes. But there's another factor in here, which is because we are the world's reserve currency, it's something called the Triffin dilemma. So not only are we domestically at odds, inflation versus recession.

But on a global -- from a global standpoint, you're at odds. Do you make decisions for the benefit of the US? Which I'm not sure that we can. But let's just pretend that maybe we can.

Or for the world. Because the world is on the precipice of a massive global recession, that could do cause all kinds of very reverberations here.

So this is the massive puzzle that the central planners, again, have created. Because they thought, okay. We can figure this out. But they don't realize, they're not smart enough to figure out all these parts. So as fed chair, I need to slow the Titanic down, so we can get people -- we talked about online, into the lifeboats, versus not crashing into the iceberg. Because that's not possible at this point in time.

GLENN: It's not possible to save the Titanic?

CAROL: I personally don't think that's possible. Everybody is like, oh, there's a very narrow path. The path is as narrow as one of my hairs. There's no narrow path, so let's just be honest about it.

GLENN: Right. The time to do something was really before 2008. Once we went down the path of bailing everybody out, this is the inevitable outcome. And everybody at the fed and all the experts and all the banking people, said, no, no, no. You don't understand. And I kept saying to them, hmm. I do understand. I don't think you're either telling the truth to yourself, or you're -- you're -- or you're just a crazy man. Because they're -- you can't do this, at the numbers that we're doing it.

CAROL: Yeah. And the thing is, that not only have they not done what they did then. They shouldn't have kept in place, for as long as they have. And they shouldn't have doubled down. That's the problem. Is we keep having these opportunities. Yes, we've made mistakes, and we're going to change course. But instead, everyone goes, no, I think this is fine. We're going to continue to march down. Or I'm not seeing the problem in the way that other people are anticipating it. So since you're not recognizing it, we have some more room to just continue on, until they wake up, and realize, it's a problem. Once you wake up and realize that the problem is there, then it becomes too late. And we're in the situation that we're in today.

GLENN: So Monday, I did a monologue on Credit Suisse, and I said, you're going to see in two years. Because the fed doesn't have to tell you anything in two years. But I guarantee you, we're sending over our money over to Credit Suisse right now, to do basically what we did in 2008. Save the baggage that's too big to fail. Well, I don't know why they released this information. But last night, I'm reading, we sent three -- billion? How much did we say?

CAROL: I don't know, but I doubt it was 3 trillion.

GLENN: Yeah. I'll look that up. Could you look that up?

STU: 3 trillion --

CAROL: That would be bad.

GLENN: It's a staggering -- it's a staggering amount.

CAROL: Let me tell you why they did that: Is because the Suisse National Bank said that Credit Suisse is a systemically important bank. So, of course, they are too big to fail. You know, we can't bail out the little guys. We have to make sure the big cronies are taken care of. So, of course, somebody was going to come to the rescue. And when you say somebody, it's always the US. And it's not the US. It's you and you and you. It's literally us because it's our money, or the printing money, which devalues our money.

GLENN: So isn't Europe now in the place, or soon to be in the place that we were at in 2008?

CAROL: So it's for a different reason.

GLENN: Right. Right. Right. Right.

CAROL: But, again, this goes back to the fed. So let's tie this back in a little bow. Because we have a dollar that is strong against other currencies. It's not strong when you go to the grocery store.

But it's strong against these other currencies out there. I like to call it the skinniest kid at fat camp.

It's not great, but it's the best out of all of them. And because of the energy situation, that they've all created.

They're dependent on importing energy. Energy, and to some extent, food is priced in dollars, which means that these countries need to access dollars in order to pay for these things. So they only have so many choices.

It means they either continue to devalue their currency. They're going too have to spend more and more of their currency to buy dollars. Or they sell dollar denominated assets like treasuries, in order to get the dollars to pay. So this is a vicious cycle, when they do that. Then the yields go up. The dollar strengthens, and we end up in this crazy cycle again. And this is why it's so complicated, the fed's decision isn't just inflation versus, you know, a deeper recession here in the US. It's literally, potentially creating a global currency crisis. It's potentially creating a liquidity in the Treasury market, and a crisis there. It's potentially, you know, all risk assets, could end up just, you know, being sold in a massive fire sale. I mean, they have to think through all of those implications. And that's why, if I were fed chair right now, where we started this, I would have to pause. Because I don't think that the fed has the tools to combat inflation since their supply-generated anyway. They can't print oil. They can't print labor. They don't have the tools. So all they can do is crash demand, and if they do, they take the whole world down with them.

GLENN: Okay. Well, I think I'm going home now. All right. More in just a second with Carol Roth. By the way, you can get her newsletter and the things that she writes, at Blaze. TheBlaze.com. You'll see a lot of her articles. And at your website, as well.

CarolRoth.com/Glenn. Right?

CAROL: That's actually a new project coming up that you know about. They can sign up to find out about that there. It will help them battle their way back with wealth. So CarolRoth.com/Glenn.

GLENN: So you're going to announce that today?

CAROL: I'm not announcing it. But if they get on that mailing list, they'll be the first one to know.

GLENN: This is a really good thing. All right.

Let me tell you about gold. I actually saw a guy who was traditionally against holding gold. And I don't remember who it was. It was a guy traditionally against it. And he said, now it's really the time. Now is the time. Because all assets, all assets are going to go way down. He predicted. Way down. And even if gold goes dune. It will be like the skinniest kid at fat camp. You know what I mean? And he said, eventually, gold always resets everything. Do you agree with that?

CAROL: Yeah. We can talk about this more. But if you think about what we just said, the fed eventually having to go back to continue printing. The central banks going back to printing. Like we're seeing in the Bank of England. You know, this is a long-term trend. You saw something out of Saudi Arabia. That they're opening a gold refinery. There's a reason for that. So just in terms of the tenor of the global economy, U.S. dollar's reserve currency, and all these machinations going on with it. You know, the one thing that everybody can kind of agree on is gold.

GLENN: You know, it's amazing too, because if you think the government can say, we're just making a different dollar. We're just making a digital dollar. It's going to be completely different. At that point, no one is going to have any credibility. You're going to have to show me what's that worth. Show it to me. There will be no faith in the good name and credit of the United States. Anyway, I want you to call Goldline right now.

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Can you explain one thing?

I saw an article out of Europe. And it said that because there are no investors. Because of ESG.

CAROL: Right.

GLENN: There's no investors in exploring for oil. Et cetera, et cetera.

And the fact that we are headed towards price destruction.

Meaning, nobody can afford to do anything.

So nobody is going to be using gas.

And you're going to be staying home. So the price of gas, is going to fall through the floor, they think. Then the banks will have. Or any investors will have a call, on their investment. And they won't have the money, to be able to do it. So a they're stuck in this same kind of trap. Where it's this vicious circle. Is that true? Is that right?

CAROL: So there is a case to be made, that, you know, as we -- kind of go into a global recession.

Like a very deep global recession that there will be demand destruction.

But you have to remember, that we just had OPEC plus, decide to cut production to a million barrels per day. So -- and, you know, China is still kind of getting back and running. You know, in terms of capacity. So I don't think that oil and gas are going to go back up to the levels that, you know, perhaps we saw earlier this year. But the idea that it's all going to come crashing down. Yes.

Europe is stockpiled on gas. But it's a three-month stockpile. Like, what happens after that? This issue that we have with energy. This isn't like a month-long, or winter long issue. And all of a sudden, we're going to come out the other side, and everything is going to be roses.

There's massive underinvestment that will affect us for years.

GLENN: So it's not just that you can turn this spigot back on. You know, I know, when you think of these big oil rigs, that are out in the middle of the gulf. Those things are made here. A lot of them.

But they have specialized parts that like, one company makes. Those things are on leases for ten years, at least.

So if it pulls up here, and goes some other place, South America. That's leased. And you don't just build an oil rig like that, overnight.

We're talking years of restarting.

CAROL: This sounds really familiar. It sounds like in 2020, when a bunch of people said, wait. You can't just turn on a third of the economy. And turn it back on whenever you want. And there's going to be absolutely no dislocation. Huh. That's weird. It's the same thing here. You're losing -- the parts manufacture. You're losing, in the case of nuclear -- knowledge base. You know, specialized expertise. You cannot just flip the switch back on. And there's no meaningful, sort of rush towards investment. Because all these companies believe that, you know, whoever the next regime is, even if there's a friendly one in between. That they're just going to double down on these bad policies. So why would they make a ten-year, a 15-year, multi-billion dollar investment. When people are coming out and saying, we're coming after you. You know, show me the incentive. I will show you the outcome, that's Charlie Munger. And it's for every single thing. In terms of energy, this is not just the next few months. This is a multi -- multi year disaster, with massive human suffering. I mean, we're talking about already in Europe. Just the implications, not just on heating your homes. But on the food sector. Bakeries. Dairy.

Companies that massively use energy. They're not able to produce, at the levels, that they could, because the energy --

GLENN: Farms.

CAROL: Yeah. Fertilizer. This is what happened to Sri Lanka, right?

GLENN: This is craziness. It is craziness. There is such a -- and I can only -- you know, it's Malthusian.

You have to hate humankind, to go down this road. Because it's so clear, what the ramifications are.

And if you stop right now, and you go, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

All right. I got it. That's one thing. But to stay singly focused on this, and continue, while people are going to face starvation and freezing to death, there's something deeply, deeply wrong with you.

CAROL: So we've talked about this. This is what the fed did. They stayed with that myopia. Same thing with covid. Now we have it with energy.

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Here’s how INTENSE JFK’s Presidential Fitness Test was

President Trump recently signed an executive order to reinstate the Presidential Fitness Test and the media is in a frenzy. But Glenn and Stu look back at the history of these tests, including JFK’s version of the Test that seems IMPOSSIBLE for modern Americans. But Glenn has a secret reason for why he’s confident in his pull-up abilities…

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GLENN: What is the -- what is the new physical -- the president's physical fitness, you know, plan?

STU: Well, the thing that RFK Jr and Hegseth were rolling out the other day. I don't know if it was the full test or anything, but they were issuing a challenge to America, to be able to do 100 pushups and 50 pullups within five minutes.

GLENN: That's crazy.

STU: Thank you! That struck you as also crazy.

I don't think there's ever been a time in my life, that I could do that. Let alone now with shoulder problems. And much too much weight.

GLENN: All right. But that was before I needed this walker.

STU: I don't think there was a time in my 20s or my teens, that I could do that. But that -- in five minutes? Fifty pullups?
GLENN: Both of them in 5 minutes.
STU: Yeah, both of them. So it's not like 100 pushups in five minutes. It's both tasks within five minutes.

GLENN: No. No. That's not true.

STU: RFK Jr. is just doing it in jeans.

GLENN: Yeah, well, RFK, he's -- he's a weirdo. I mean, he is. Come on. When it comes to fitness, he's a weirdo.
STU: Yes.
GLENN: I mean, he's done this his whole life. He's like 800 years old. He can still do it.

STU: Yes. Depressive, I will say.

GLENN: I don't know. He's a sex machine.

STU: Oh. That's been a problem for him. Yes, that's been an issue in his life. Yes.

GLENN: Okay. All right. Go ahead.

STU: Separate from the president's physical fitness test.

GLENN: Right.

STU: But, I mean, they don't, they don't really think we're going to do that, right?
Like, I mean, how long would that take you to do?

STU: I think for me, it would take a good month. I think a month, I could probably get two pullups a day. That would get me around, a little over 50. So I could do that. Plus, the pushups. A solid month, I could get that done.

GLENN: You could do more than two a day. You could do more than two a day.

STU: You know, Glenn, I've got to say. I think -- I will throw a number out there. No science behind this, so just as a guestimate.

I would say 40 percent of the population can't do any pullups. Maybe 30 percent. Thirty percent of the population can do exactly zero pullups. Precisely zero, so an infinite amount of time would be a correct answer for a third of the population.

GLENN: I think you're -- I think you're being -- I think you're being a little too optimistic. I think it's closer to 40 or 50. I think it's closer to 40 or 50. Maybe 60 percent.

STU: Right! Pushups are one thing. I mean, I think almost anyone can do a pushup. One --

GLENN: You can do a pushup. Yes. Yes.

STU: Singular pushup. And if you can do one, you can wait long enough, to do a second one.
And at some point, the hundred gets done. That's not the case with pullups. Pullups, you can sit there and think about how much you want to do a pullup for a really long time. But that doesn't make a pullup happen. If you've got a certain amount of weight on you. You're not doing a pullup. It's not occurring.

GLENN: I have no idea, how many pullups I can do.

STU: I have an exact number of pullups, you can do.

GLENN: Do you? You think so?

STU: Yeah. Yeah. I have the exact number. I have to calculate -- AI has been running a report on me. It came up with zero.

GLENN: Right. Right. Really?
I can do. I mean, this is so pathetic. Listen to this. I bet I could do three. You know, you could do three.

STU: In a row? Proper form.

GLENN: What do you mean in a row?

STU: I mean, holding on to the bar, without letting go, you're doing three. There's no way. I don't think so.

GLENN: I think I could do. Well, with proper form, I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

STU: I'm not saying it has to look pretty. You have to get your chin up above the bar. It can't be one of those things, where you're a quarter of the way up there.

GLENN: So I can do one and rest for ten minutes. I could do another one.

I think I can do that.

STU: If you -- I'm not saying, you jump up, and you pull yourself up as you're pulling up. Full hang --

GLENN: See, you may not know this.

But you know what, I've done the DNA test. Have you ever done the DNA test that tells you all about your genes and everything else? Mine came back with something remarkable, and I have to share. You might feel bad, next.
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STU: Coming up next, Glenn attempts live pullups on the air. Stay tuned!
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GLENN: You know no idea what who you're dealing with. No. You don't have any idea who you're dealing with here.

I got my DNA test back like 10 years ago. And we all -- we all took it, because we were looking for things. And so we all took it. My DNA test came back, and everybody in the family, their test made total sense. Like, oh, yeah. That makes...

Then we read mine. We have to find -- I have to find. See if Tania has it still. We should have had it framed. I swear to you, they -- they mixed me up with somebody else.

Somebody else is like, wait a minute. I'm this pathetic? Mine came out and said, you have the muscular structure of a -- of a -- something like a -- an elite athlete. You have the abilities and agility and everything else of an elite athlete. And I'm like, there's not a chance. I don't have any of that!

I don't even know if I have muscles. I have to check once in a while, and go, do I have muscles still?

Doctor is like, I don't know. Can I? Ask just press against my hand on the leg. I don't know.

You know, I don't know how to do that exactly. So --

STU: You sure it said elite athlete and not elephant? I mean, if they misspelled it.

GLENN: It was.

I was having eye problems at the time.

STU: No!

GLENN: I mean, we read it. And I was like Tania, I believe that for Tania.

Maybe they switched me and Tania. Because Tania is really strong. She'll kick your butt.

She works out every day. All of that. Me? Never. Never.

And it kind of makes me wonder, when I get to the other side, and the Lord went, okay.

So what did you do with your life again?

Because I gave this incredible body, and you wasted it the whole time.

And I'm like, you should have been more clear, okay?

You should have been more clear. I -- maybe I could have played basketball. But I tried once. And it was embarrassing. It was embarrassing. It was like sixth grade. And I'll never live -- I don't even want to think about my time on a basketball court. Okay? So don't -- don't start with me. You should have made it a little clearer. When I first started to do stuff. And I think that's fair. I think that's a fair argument. In my defense. In my defense, Your Honor, God, you should have made it a little more clear.

STU: Yeah. I mean, if they really wanted us to do this, then the 11th Commandment is 50 pushups, and -- or, 50 pullups and 100 pushups, right?

Like, put it in a commandment if you really want us to do it. You have to be more specific, we're Americans.

GLENN: Okay. So let me give you the top of the list for the JFK Presidential Fitness Test. Okay? This is what you had to do in high school. In high school.

Thirty-four pullups. Bar dips: Fifty-two. What's -- because I believe I did that. A long time. And I don't recommend it.

STU: It's not a barhop.

GLENN: Oh, it's -- oh, bar dips. Okay. Okay. All right.

Bar dips: 52. Handstand pushups: Fifty. What are handstands?

STU: Oh, my God. Handstands.

GLENN: I can't even stand on my hands. Is that I'm doing a handstand and a push up? Because that's not happening. You're not human.

STU: Yeah. You're balancing yourself on your hands. Your feet are above your hands on the wall. Like a wall. And you're doing --

GLENN: Oh, so you're balancing yourself. That makes it a little easier. Still impossible.

But a little easier.

GLENN: Impossible. You could do precisely zero of those.

Aright. So you had to do 50 handstand pushups.

Or one arm -- 30 -- no, sir.

Twenty-six one-arm burpees in 30 seconds. Is that a one-armed push up?

STU: No. Well, you're bracing your yourself like you're about to begin a pushup in a burpee with only one arm, which that's not that difficult.

But then you're doing. Then you're like, you move your feet towards your hands. And then you jump up in the air basically. And then you do it repeatedly.

GLENN: No, no, no. That's ridiculous. No.

STU: There's a law of gravity. You're not supposed to violate it. If it was a recommendation of gravity, then maybe jumping would be appropriate. But it's not. Follow the law.

GLENN: In 48 seconds, you had to do a 3300-yard shuttle. Now, I've been to the airport. I think I've done a 3300-yard shuttle, but it depends on who is driving. You know.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: Rope climb. Try this. Rope climb. Twenty feet, hands only! Sit start.

STU: That's what I remember from the president's physical fitness test. And I remember looking at that rope, like, no chance I could get up that thing.

GLENN: I remember looking up at that thing. Humiliation. Humiliation is coming my way. I'll never kiss a girl, because that ain't happening. I'll get maybe 10 feet up. Maybe. Maybe.

STU: And you were right for 24 years from that time, approximately.

GLENN: Agility run, 17 seconds. Extension pressups, what? What?

I'm sorry. Why am I so tired reading this?

Extension pressups. What's an extension pressup, 8-inch? You had to do 100 of them.

STU: Let's see. Exercise. An exercise for low-back pain involving lying on your stomach and pressing your upper body up with your arms while keeping your hips relaxed and down on the mat.

GLENN: Oh, I could do that know. 8 inches.

STU: The last part of it, relaxing down on the mat.
GLENN: That's what my doctor says I should be doing. What?

STU: I can do relaxed and down on the mat. That part of it --

GLENN: Yeah. I could do that -- I'm the only guy. I took yoga for a while, like three weeks. My wife is like, yoga. You could do yoga. Let's just do yoga together.

I did. And the yoga instructor said to me. Because we were doing a plank.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: And she came and all I remember her waking me up. And saying, I think you're the only person I've ever -- ever taught that fell asleep in yoga. And I'm like, it's just so relaxing. Just let me sleep. Let me sleep.

STU: That's interesting, that you did yoga. Is there any footage of that? Any video that we could post? That would be good for --

GLENN: No. There's not. You had to do pegboard. Five trips of pegboard. And I think that's when you have the two pegs.

STU: Yes, it was a board.

GLENN: You have to take it out, and put it up, right?

STU: This is American Ninja Warrior. No way.

GLENN: There's no way. There's no way.

STU: This is amazing.

GLENN: Try this one: You had to do a 45-second handstand. I've never been able to do a handstand. Never!

STU: Never.

GLENN: And I'm an elite athlete. I'm an elite athlete. Try this one: A man carry, 5 miles.

STU: What? What do you mean a --

GLENN: Five-mile man carry.

STU: Is a man carry as obvious as it --

GLENN: I think it is.

STU: You're carrying --

GLENN: If I'm going to carry that man, you have to carry me that man for five miles.

I'm not sure, I can't carry any man for any miles. I mean, if I am -- if I am a firefighter, count on burning in the house. You're going to burn in the house. Because I can't carry you out. I can get in there and go, yeah, I will have to leave you.
I will have to leave you here. I can't help you, sorry.

It's also getting really hot in here. I have to go. You had to do a five-mile jog. An obstacle course.

You had to swim prone for a mile. You had to swim underwater for 50 yards, any strokes, two minutes. Deep waterfront, hang float, with arms. What? What is a deep water hang float with arms. Wait. Wait.

It's a deep waterfront hang float with arms and ankles tied for six minutes.

What kind of al-Qaeda PE class was this?

STU: Who has access to -- who has access -- like, you're in the middle of the country, you may not have a deep water body nearby. This is -- are you sure this is an actual test?

GLENN: This is the actual test. This is the actual -- what is a deep water front hang float with arms and ankles tied for six minutes? Can you look that up?

STU: A deep water hang float is an aquatic hang float done in the deep end of a pool with the aid of flotation device, such as a noodle or belt.

In this position, the flotation twice supports your upper body, while your legs and torso hang freely beneath you.

That can't be what it is.

GLENN: You can do that.

Deep-end of the pool.

STU: Can you bring a margarita?

GLENN: Man, this test is no big deal.

What! No way. No way!

Here's the last thing on the test.

A vertical tread in an 8-foot circle for two hours!

No way.

STU: Vertical tread in an 8-foot circle?

GLENN: So you're in the water and you're treading water in a circle for two hours. Two!

STU: This is not -- what?

This is not the test.

GLENN: It is. Now, I told you, this is the top of the test.

This is the top of the test.

So this is for the ones who could do all the other tests.

This was the top of the test. The bottom of the test is not that much better. Here's the entry, okay? Let's see. Pullups, 2/6/10. I don't know what that means. Pushups, 16, 24, 32. Bar dips, four, eight, and 12. Situps, 30, 45, and 60. Broad jump, 6-foot, 6, 6, 6. And 6, 9.

To jump 6 feet? I don't even know if --

STU: That one is possible, yes. Glenn, I know it sounds incredible. But, yes. That one is possible.

GLENN: Sounds incredible. You know, I think we should have the average person Olympics. I really do. I really do.

STU: Oh, I would watch that.

GLENN: I would watch that every time.

You see them coming. And you're like, hmm. That one -- three feet. I'm giving him 3 feet. 200-yard shuttle. Agility run. Rope climb, 18 feet, hands only. 880 yards in three minutes. A mile in seven minutes. Pegboard, six holes. A 50-yard swim. Forty -- 40, 50-yard swim in 36 seconds. Man carry, 880 yards. No, thank you! No, thank you!

Look at -- look at what we've gone down. That's the bottom of it. And I don't think most Americans could do that.

I couldn't. Well, I could. Because I'm an elite -- I have the body of an elite athlete.

STU: No. You could not. Now, of course -- let's just say, this is supposed to be for a high school kid. Right?

So this is the prime of your athletic life. Could you do some of these things? Probably.
GLENN: Go into high school.
Go into any high school, and ask them to do this. There's no way. And all of the kids would be.

STU: Well, that's kind of what the reaction would be.

GLENN: Don't get me wrong. I would have been there too. And my parents would have said, suck it up. Just do it.

So nothing has really changed.

STU: That's been the reaction to this proposal too, of bringing this back. Right? The media is covering this. Like, it's going to embarrass children.

You know, I mean, I do remember it being like, I can't do that. I'm not going to the top of that rope. That's not happening.

That's sort of life. Right? Sometimes you can do things. Sometimes you can't do other things.

GLENN: That's why you have to learn how to injure yourself.

You know, how many stairs can I throw myself down, to not do serious damage, but enough to get me out of PE.

STU: Yeah, you have to fake an why are. You have to learn from LeBron James. Act like you got hit in the eye. And fall down like you were just stabbed over and over again, like you were in an athletic competition.

GLENN: There's no way. There's no way.

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