RADIOJune 01, 2022

Guess which CRAZY leftist news story is ACTUALLY true

The far-left seems to become more crazy each day, and therefore, current news stories often reflect that outrageousness that's spreading throughout the U.S. So, Glenn reads recent, leftist news story headlines that seem too insane to be real. Can you guess which is true and which is actually from the Babylon Bee?

Transcript

Below is a rush transcript that may contain errors

GLENN: Hello, America. Hey, I've got good news. It's Tuesday. Right? Right? Who is not for that four-day workweek? Yeah, we'll become Italy where you mail something off, and long after your death, some guy comes and says, this was just delivered to you, and written back in 2022. You're like, wow. On paper. They haven't had paper for 40 years. It will be like that. But for four-day workweek, I'm into.

Anyway, I would like to play Bee or not the Bee. And you tell me. Because I can't tell me anymore, what a real story is, and what a Bee story from the Babylon Bee is. Okay?

So, Stu, I'll give you the headlines. FDA official in charge of evaluating new drugs, hospitalized for mental disorder. The Bee or not the Bee.

Headline number two. San Francisco schools to drop the word "chief" from job titles, to avoid offending Native Americans. That seems so obvious.

STU: It has to be a real one. That one has to be not the Bee.

GLENN: Southwest passenger who asked for permission and got it, to masturbate on a flight, gets 48 days in prison.

STU: That seems too high a punishment for --

GLENN: I was just going to say, 48 days, no way.

STU: In this society?

GLENN: Yeah. Democrats propose replacing Memorial Day with day honoring those who have been mis-gendered.

STU: How can that possibly be a real story?

GLENN: IRS.

STU: Wait.

GLENN: IRS squanders nearly one billion dollars in erroneous pandemic credits, even though they have a 100 million-dollar bonus to hire more people, say they are too short-staffed to track down that billion dollars stolen from us.

STU: Incredible.

GLENN: Be or not to be?

STU: To be honest with you, I'm not sure any of them are Babylon Bee stories. You can make the argument to me, that all of them are real. Which I guess is why the Babylon Bee is good.

GLENN: Or all of them are Babylon Bee.

STU: Yeah, they should all be Babylon Bee stories.

GLENN: Right. Okay. So let me give you -- top federal official in charge of evaluating the safety of drugs. Think covid. Has been hospitalized, against his will. This month.

For an unspecified mental disorder. Prompting concern over his fitness. Prompting concern over fitness for his roles. Which includes, making major decisions that impact public health.

That's a real story. Just happened this weekend. While there are many options on the story, next story. Our leaders. And leadership team, have agreed that given the number of Native Americans in our community, we have -- that have expressed concerns over the use of the title, chief. We're no longer going to use it.

Real story. Southwest Airlines, passenger 34 years old Antonio Mageraghty (phonetic) was sentenced to one year of probation, after pleading guilty last week, to self-gratifying himself during a Southwest flight from Seattle, making more sense, to Phoenix.

STU: Okay.

GLENN: Apparently, he was sitting next to a woman on the flight, when he exposed himself shortly after takeoff. He then said, you know, to the woman, do you mind?

And according to another witness, she put her hands in the air and says, it doesn't matter, does it?

I think that's just surrender. That's just --

STU: Yeah. That's not permission. If you've pulled it out already, you don't get to ask for permission, at that point.

GLENN: Well, he thought her answer was kind of, kinky, end quote.

STU: I think this is just her not wanting to get murdered.

GLENN: Yeah. And her saying, really? Just common sense. If you're asking that with your wiener in your hand, does it really matter? Does it matter in?

STU: Like we say, learn, then vote. The order is important. The same thing hear. You know, you have to get the permission in advance, before the beginning the procedure.

GLENN: Okay. That was a real story.

STU: Of course it was.

GLENN: The IRS, despite getting a 6 percent budget increase, and an addition of 10,000 new IRS agents, the IRS claims, it just can't spare the resources to recover almost a billion dollars in forgery and forged payments. Just can't -- where did I put that billion dollars?

STU: They'll be harassing tons of people in this audience for audits this year.

GLENN: Yeah. By the way, real story.

And then there's this: Democrats have unveiled an official proposal to replace mother-in-law day, which they are calling a problematic holiday, honoring white supremacist soldiers who died for a racist country.

With a more inclusive day, mis-gendered -- misgender -- Misgenderial Day.

STU: Wait. What was that?

GLENN: Misgenderial Day.

STU: Wait. Who is proposing this?

GLENN: Democrats.

STU: No way. Really?

GLENN: This important day will allow us to honor the true heroes. Those brave, nonbinary individuals, who have been called he instead of xi.

STU: All right. You've got me, this is a Babylon Bee story.

GLENN: This is it. Final the true heroes are getting their day of recognition, said Nancy Pelosi. Presidential medal of heroism will be awarded to one brave mis-gendered person, each year. The first one is to be given to Justin Trudeau who is often mistakenly been referred to as a he.

STU: That one is actually Babylon Bee though. Thank God. At least one of them. Because the rest of them --

GLENN: Absolutely could be.

STU: What is going on?

I -- I honestly -- if you want to convince me it was a Democrat, not Nancy Pelosi, who was super aware of --

GLENN: Like AOC.

STU: If you said AOC. Or Ilhan Omar. Or Iliana Presley.

I would have believed it. You know, the only thing is Pelosi just is too -- too public-facing, to be the face of that particular movement. Now, of course, she'll advocate for kids being aborted seconds before birth.

And have no qualms about that whatsoever, but I don't think she'll go that far today. Absolutely. But today.

GLENN: One other thing, just to bring you back to reality. Let me give you a couple of good stories.

Florida's sheriff, the law and order sheriff, Carmine Marcino (phonetic), which I love a sheriff -- Carmine.

You know, I've got some friends. I'm just saying, we'll take care of business, you know what I mean?

Sheriff Carmine March seen zero, responded to the Texas school shooting.

Saying, you don't get to shoot our children. You bring deadly force into this county, and we are going to kill you.

End quote.

I'll take that from you, Carmine, you know what I'm saying? Hey, I love it. I love it. Then Tommy -- Thomas Massie. Had --

STU: I think we should start calling him Thomas Massie. I like that.

GLENN: Little Tommy Massie. He's so cute.

By the way, he's a little mini Tesla. He's got so many patents to his name. Do you know this?

STU: Yeah. He went to MIT. He's like, we did one right. Somehow or another, a smart guy got in there.

Don't worry. He'll be in a straitjacket in a week. He said, what's the number of murderers, who have been deterred by the federal gun-free school zone act?

Number of people that have been --

STU: I can guarantee this number. Zero.

GLENN: Yeah. Zero. Zero.

The federal Gun-free Zone Act, he says, was a knee-jerk reaction in 1990, that has cost more lives than it's saved. Repeal it now. Let the bad guys know, that unceremonious death awaits them if they target your kids.

I am all for that. You know, I've seen these stories this weekends, about, you know, dads who were soldiers. Who are now there -- you know, with the AR. Standing in front of the school. I'm all for that. I'm all for that, even in my house, with my kids. Like, no. Your dad is serious. You are going to clean your room. I'm for that. I'm for a show of force. I think it's good.

STU: Look, it sense to harden these schools. You go through the evidence. And you see that over the years, violence has generally gone down. Even violence in schools have gone down. We went over those numbers last week. But there is a thing that is going on, with these sort of spectacle shootings. This, you know, I want attention for myself. I want to be famous or infamous. And I want to do these things. And it happens in school. You should remember, most things in mass shootings, don't occur in schools. It occurs in other areas. But hardening schools, seems to be a basic step to deter that particular crime. That doesn't mean that it doesn't happen two hours later at baseball practice, sadly. We don't know. But hardening schools seems to be a pretty basic step you can take to push back, on this a little bit. The left jumped to, well, security doesn't do anything. When we got these initial reports, that security officers were on site, right when it happened. Then we found out they weren't. That wasn't true.

And at the very least. We all know that every mass shooting ends. Every one of them. All of them end with armed security. It's just a matter of whether they're on site or not. Whether they show up 20 minutes after they started or not. You can do get them there, at the beginning. And that seems to be the best approach.

GLENN: Shouldn't we all remember that it was Jimmy Carter that gave us the phrase first responders?

It was Jimmy freaking Carter. Now, maybe the peanut thing worked out well.

But other than that, I can't think of one thing that Jimmy Carter did that we should hold on to.

Not one. Not one.

STU: Habitat for Humanity.

GLENN: Yeah. That wasn't.

STU: He was involved in that, right?

GLENN: Yeah. Went and built houses.

STU: Okay. That was it?

GLENN: No.

STU: I thought he had some sort of foundational role. Well, maybe he made a foundation of a house. He helped pour a foundation.

GLENN: I think he was just swinging a hammer, which I don't want to tear those houses down.

STU: You got that.

GLENN: But, yeah.

Other than that, no, he was the guy who said, hey. America, wear a sweater. Which is what they're telling us now. They're blaming the gas prices. We'll play the audio for you. Blaming the gas prices now, on you.

Because Americans just won't stop driving.

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STU: No, We won't. You're right. We won't.

GLENN: That's weird.

We were the ones that kind of put the assembly line together, so we can all have cars. And I don't know if you've noticed this. This isn't like, you know, France. Where you can walk across the whole country in a day, you know.

It's not Germany. It's not Switzerland. And even Switzerland has mountains. Well, so do we. I don't know if you know this. I mean, the people who are really hurting. Are the people who live in the rural parts of the country. Which is the majorities of our country, by the way, that have to drive.

Their farmers, or whatever. They have a truck. They drive 30 miles in to go to the factory or wherever they go to work. That's not unusual in America, to drive 30 miles. How are you -- at some point, you can't afford to drive in. And that's what they would say at the White House, is the point.

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Here’s how INTENSE JFK’s Presidential Fitness Test was

President Trump recently signed an executive order to reinstate the Presidential Fitness Test and the media is in a frenzy. But Glenn and Stu look back at the history of these tests, including JFK’s version of the Test that seems IMPOSSIBLE for modern Americans. But Glenn has a secret reason for why he’s confident in his pull-up abilities…

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GLENN: What is the -- what is the new physical -- the president's physical fitness, you know, plan?

STU: Well, the thing that RFK Jr and Hegseth were rolling out the other day. I don't know if it was the full test or anything, but they were issuing a challenge to America, to be able to do 100 pushups and 50 pullups within five minutes.

GLENN: That's crazy.

STU: Thank you! That struck you as also crazy.

I don't think there's ever been a time in my life, that I could do that. Let alone now with shoulder problems. And much too much weight.

GLENN: All right. But that was before I needed this walker.

STU: I don't think there was a time in my 20s or my teens, that I could do that. But that -- in five minutes? Fifty pullups?
GLENN: Both of them in 5 minutes.
STU: Yeah, both of them. So it's not like 100 pushups in five minutes. It's both tasks within five minutes.

GLENN: No. No. That's not true.

STU: RFK Jr. is just doing it in jeans.

GLENN: Yeah, well, RFK, he's -- he's a weirdo. I mean, he is. Come on. When it comes to fitness, he's a weirdo.
STU: Yes.
GLENN: I mean, he's done this his whole life. He's like 800 years old. He can still do it.

STU: Yes. Depressive, I will say.

GLENN: I don't know. He's a sex machine.

STU: Oh. That's been a problem for him. Yes, that's been an issue in his life. Yes.

GLENN: Okay. All right. Go ahead.

STU: Separate from the president's physical fitness test.

GLENN: Right.

STU: But, I mean, they don't, they don't really think we're going to do that, right?
Like, I mean, how long would that take you to do?

STU: I think for me, it would take a good month. I think a month, I could probably get two pullups a day. That would get me around, a little over 50. So I could do that. Plus, the pushups. A solid month, I could get that done.

GLENN: You could do more than two a day. You could do more than two a day.

STU: You know, Glenn, I've got to say. I think -- I will throw a number out there. No science behind this, so just as a guestimate.

I would say 40 percent of the population can't do any pullups. Maybe 30 percent. Thirty percent of the population can do exactly zero pullups. Precisely zero, so an infinite amount of time would be a correct answer for a third of the population.

GLENN: I think you're -- I think you're being -- I think you're being a little too optimistic. I think it's closer to 40 or 50. I think it's closer to 40 or 50. Maybe 60 percent.

STU: Right! Pushups are one thing. I mean, I think almost anyone can do a pushup. One --

GLENN: You can do a pushup. Yes. Yes.

STU: Singular pushup. And if you can do one, you can wait long enough, to do a second one.
And at some point, the hundred gets done. That's not the case with pullups. Pullups, you can sit there and think about how much you want to do a pullup for a really long time. But that doesn't make a pullup happen. If you've got a certain amount of weight on you. You're not doing a pullup. It's not occurring.

GLENN: I have no idea, how many pullups I can do.

STU: I have an exact number of pullups, you can do.

GLENN: Do you? You think so?

STU: Yeah. Yeah. I have the exact number. I have to calculate -- AI has been running a report on me. It came up with zero.

GLENN: Right. Right. Really?
I can do. I mean, this is so pathetic. Listen to this. I bet I could do three. You know, you could do three.

STU: In a row? Proper form.

GLENN: What do you mean in a row?

STU: I mean, holding on to the bar, without letting go, you're doing three. There's no way. I don't think so.

GLENN: I think I could do. Well, with proper form, I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

STU: I'm not saying it has to look pretty. You have to get your chin up above the bar. It can't be one of those things, where you're a quarter of the way up there.

GLENN: So I can do one and rest for ten minutes. I could do another one.

I think I can do that.

STU: If you -- I'm not saying, you jump up, and you pull yourself up as you're pulling up. Full hang --

GLENN: See, you may not know this.

But you know what, I've done the DNA test. Have you ever done the DNA test that tells you all about your genes and everything else? Mine came back with something remarkable, and I have to share. You might feel bad, next.
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STU: Coming up next, Glenn attempts live pullups on the air. Stay tuned!
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GLENN: You know no idea what who you're dealing with. No. You don't have any idea who you're dealing with here.

I got my DNA test back like 10 years ago. And we all -- we all took it, because we were looking for things. And so we all took it. My DNA test came back, and everybody in the family, their test made total sense. Like, oh, yeah. That makes...

Then we read mine. We have to find -- I have to find. See if Tania has it still. We should have had it framed. I swear to you, they -- they mixed me up with somebody else.

Somebody else is like, wait a minute. I'm this pathetic? Mine came out and said, you have the muscular structure of a -- of a -- something like a -- an elite athlete. You have the abilities and agility and everything else of an elite athlete. And I'm like, there's not a chance. I don't have any of that!

I don't even know if I have muscles. I have to check once in a while, and go, do I have muscles still?

Doctor is like, I don't know. Can I? Ask just press against my hand on the leg. I don't know.

You know, I don't know how to do that exactly. So --

STU: You sure it said elite athlete and not elephant? I mean, if they misspelled it.

GLENN: It was.

I was having eye problems at the time.

STU: No!

GLENN: I mean, we read it. And I was like Tania, I believe that for Tania.

Maybe they switched me and Tania. Because Tania is really strong. She'll kick your butt.

She works out every day. All of that. Me? Never. Never.

And it kind of makes me wonder, when I get to the other side, and the Lord went, okay.

So what did you do with your life again?

Because I gave this incredible body, and you wasted it the whole time.

And I'm like, you should have been more clear, okay?

You should have been more clear. I -- maybe I could have played basketball. But I tried once. And it was embarrassing. It was embarrassing. It was like sixth grade. And I'll never live -- I don't even want to think about my time on a basketball court. Okay? So don't -- don't start with me. You should have made it a little clearer. When I first started to do stuff. And I think that's fair. I think that's a fair argument. In my defense. In my defense, Your Honor, God, you should have made it a little more clear.

STU: Yeah. I mean, if they really wanted us to do this, then the 11th Commandment is 50 pushups, and -- or, 50 pullups and 100 pushups, right?

Like, put it in a commandment if you really want us to do it. You have to be more specific, we're Americans.

GLENN: Okay. So let me give you the top of the list for the JFK Presidential Fitness Test. Okay? This is what you had to do in high school. In high school.

Thirty-four pullups. Bar dips: Fifty-two. What's -- because I believe I did that. A long time. And I don't recommend it.

STU: It's not a barhop.

GLENN: Oh, it's -- oh, bar dips. Okay. Okay. All right.

Bar dips: 52. Handstand pushups: Fifty. What are handstands?

STU: Oh, my God. Handstands.

GLENN: I can't even stand on my hands. Is that I'm doing a handstand and a push up? Because that's not happening. You're not human.

STU: Yeah. You're balancing yourself on your hands. Your feet are above your hands on the wall. Like a wall. And you're doing --

GLENN: Oh, so you're balancing yourself. That makes it a little easier. Still impossible.

But a little easier.

GLENN: Impossible. You could do precisely zero of those.

Aright. So you had to do 50 handstand pushups.

Or one arm -- 30 -- no, sir.

Twenty-six one-arm burpees in 30 seconds. Is that a one-armed push up?

STU: No. Well, you're bracing your yourself like you're about to begin a pushup in a burpee with only one arm, which that's not that difficult.

But then you're doing. Then you're like, you move your feet towards your hands. And then you jump up in the air basically. And then you do it repeatedly.

GLENN: No, no, no. That's ridiculous. No.

STU: There's a law of gravity. You're not supposed to violate it. If it was a recommendation of gravity, then maybe jumping would be appropriate. But it's not. Follow the law.

GLENN: In 48 seconds, you had to do a 3300-yard shuttle. Now, I've been to the airport. I think I've done a 3300-yard shuttle, but it depends on who is driving. You know.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: Rope climb. Try this. Rope climb. Twenty feet, hands only! Sit start.

STU: That's what I remember from the president's physical fitness test. And I remember looking at that rope, like, no chance I could get up that thing.

GLENN: I remember looking up at that thing. Humiliation. Humiliation is coming my way. I'll never kiss a girl, because that ain't happening. I'll get maybe 10 feet up. Maybe. Maybe.

STU: And you were right for 24 years from that time, approximately.

GLENN: Agility run, 17 seconds. Extension pressups, what? What?

I'm sorry. Why am I so tired reading this?

Extension pressups. What's an extension pressup, 8-inch? You had to do 100 of them.

STU: Let's see. Exercise. An exercise for low-back pain involving lying on your stomach and pressing your upper body up with your arms while keeping your hips relaxed and down on the mat.

GLENN: Oh, I could do that know. 8 inches.

STU: The last part of it, relaxing down on the mat.
GLENN: That's what my doctor says I should be doing. What?

STU: I can do relaxed and down on the mat. That part of it --

GLENN: Yeah. I could do that -- I'm the only guy. I took yoga for a while, like three weeks. My wife is like, yoga. You could do yoga. Let's just do yoga together.

I did. And the yoga instructor said to me. Because we were doing a plank.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: And she came and all I remember her waking me up. And saying, I think you're the only person I've ever -- ever taught that fell asleep in yoga. And I'm like, it's just so relaxing. Just let me sleep. Let me sleep.

STU: That's interesting, that you did yoga. Is there any footage of that? Any video that we could post? That would be good for --

GLENN: No. There's not. You had to do pegboard. Five trips of pegboard. And I think that's when you have the two pegs.

STU: Yes, it was a board.

GLENN: You have to take it out, and put it up, right?

STU: This is American Ninja Warrior. No way.

GLENN: There's no way. There's no way.

STU: This is amazing.

GLENN: Try this one: You had to do a 45-second handstand. I've never been able to do a handstand. Never!

STU: Never.

GLENN: And I'm an elite athlete. I'm an elite athlete. Try this one: A man carry, 5 miles.

STU: What? What do you mean a --

GLENN: Five-mile man carry.

STU: Is a man carry as obvious as it --

GLENN: I think it is.

STU: You're carrying --

GLENN: If I'm going to carry that man, you have to carry me that man for five miles.

I'm not sure, I can't carry any man for any miles. I mean, if I am -- if I am a firefighter, count on burning in the house. You're going to burn in the house. Because I can't carry you out. I can get in there and go, yeah, I will have to leave you.
I will have to leave you here. I can't help you, sorry.

It's also getting really hot in here. I have to go. You had to do a five-mile jog. An obstacle course.

You had to swim prone for a mile. You had to swim underwater for 50 yards, any strokes, two minutes. Deep waterfront, hang float, with arms. What? What is a deep water hang float with arms. Wait. Wait.

It's a deep waterfront hang float with arms and ankles tied for six minutes.

What kind of al-Qaeda PE class was this?

STU: Who has access to -- who has access -- like, you're in the middle of the country, you may not have a deep water body nearby. This is -- are you sure this is an actual test?

GLENN: This is the actual test. This is the actual -- what is a deep water front hang float with arms and ankles tied for six minutes? Can you look that up?

STU: A deep water hang float is an aquatic hang float done in the deep end of a pool with the aid of flotation device, such as a noodle or belt.

In this position, the flotation twice supports your upper body, while your legs and torso hang freely beneath you.

That can't be what it is.

GLENN: You can do that.

Deep-end of the pool.

STU: Can you bring a margarita?

GLENN: Man, this test is no big deal.

What! No way. No way!

Here's the last thing on the test.

A vertical tread in an 8-foot circle for two hours!

No way.

STU: Vertical tread in an 8-foot circle?

GLENN: So you're in the water and you're treading water in a circle for two hours. Two!

STU: This is not -- what?

This is not the test.

GLENN: It is. Now, I told you, this is the top of the test.

This is the top of the test.

So this is for the ones who could do all the other tests.

This was the top of the test. The bottom of the test is not that much better. Here's the entry, okay? Let's see. Pullups, 2/6/10. I don't know what that means. Pushups, 16, 24, 32. Bar dips, four, eight, and 12. Situps, 30, 45, and 60. Broad jump, 6-foot, 6, 6, 6. And 6, 9.

To jump 6 feet? I don't even know if --

STU: That one is possible, yes. Glenn, I know it sounds incredible. But, yes. That one is possible.

GLENN: Sounds incredible. You know, I think we should have the average person Olympics. I really do. I really do.

STU: Oh, I would watch that.

GLENN: I would watch that every time.

You see them coming. And you're like, hmm. That one -- three feet. I'm giving him 3 feet. 200-yard shuttle. Agility run. Rope climb, 18 feet, hands only. 880 yards in three minutes. A mile in seven minutes. Pegboard, six holes. A 50-yard swim. Forty -- 40, 50-yard swim in 36 seconds. Man carry, 880 yards. No, thank you! No, thank you!

Look at -- look at what we've gone down. That's the bottom of it. And I don't think most Americans could do that.

I couldn't. Well, I could. Because I'm an elite -- I have the body of an elite athlete.

STU: No. You could not. Now, of course -- let's just say, this is supposed to be for a high school kid. Right?

So this is the prime of your athletic life. Could you do some of these things? Probably.
GLENN: Go into high school.
Go into any high school, and ask them to do this. There's no way. And all of the kids would be.

STU: Well, that's kind of what the reaction would be.

GLENN: Don't get me wrong. I would have been there too. And my parents would have said, suck it up. Just do it.

So nothing has really changed.

STU: That's been the reaction to this proposal too, of bringing this back. Right? The media is covering this. Like, it's going to embarrass children.

You know, I mean, I do remember it being like, I can't do that. I'm not going to the top of that rope. That's not happening.

That's sort of life. Right? Sometimes you can do things. Sometimes you can't do other things.

GLENN: That's why you have to learn how to injure yourself.

You know, how many stairs can I throw myself down, to not do serious damage, but enough to get me out of PE.

STU: Yeah, you have to fake an why are. You have to learn from LeBron James. Act like you got hit in the eye. And fall down like you were just stabbed over and over again, like you were in an athletic competition.

GLENN: There's no way. There's no way.

THE GLENN BECK PODCAST

THIS is why self-reliance may be your ONLY protection from SLAVERY

Are you truly free, or is your life quietly controlled by systems most Americans never question? In this eye-opening conversation, Glenn Beck speaks with investigative journalist Whitney Webb about how the Elites, banks, and global systems have created modern forms of enslavement, all while the public remains largely unaware. They discuss the urgent need for local self-reliance, alternative financial systems, and taking personal responsibility to protect yourself and your family. This is a wake-up call for anyone who believes freedom is guaranteed, and it’s time to see the truth and act before it’s too late.

Watch Glenn Beck's FULL Interview with Whitney Webb HERE

SHOCKING: Glenn Beck Interviews 'Detransitioner' Deceived by Doctors

Claire Abernathy was just 14-years-old when doctors told her parents she’d take her own life without hormones and surgery. They promised “gender care” would save her life. Instead, it left Claire with irreversible scars, broken trust, and a lifetime of regret. Her mom was told she was required to comply. No one ever addressed the bullying, or trauma Claire endured before being rushed into medical transition. Now, years later, both Claire and her mother are speaking out and exposing how families are misled, how doctors hide risks, and how children are left to pay the price. With federal investigations now underway, their story is a warning every parent needs to hear.