Stu's totally out of context 'Game of Thrones' Review | Episode 2

The following is part of an ongoing experiment by Glenn Beck program heartthrob, Stu Burguiere, to begin watching Game of Thrones in its final season, without any previous context. Other than highlights shown in commercials, Stu has never seen a second of Game of Thrones, and has never read a word about its characters or plot lines.

Before embarking on this project, Stu's summary of the series was:

  • There is a battle over who controls the throne(s)?
  • Lots of people watch it
  • There is a lot of violence and/or nudity involved
  • There are dragons that fly around

Spoiler alert: you are about to read information about Game of Thrones that would definitely be considered spoilers, if it was possible to decode what Stu was talking about.

*For pictures of the characters Stu is referencing, check out the review of episode one.

  • There are 7 kingdoms
  • Someone pushed someone out of a tower
  • The open animation is VERY long
  • It also is just animation of very cheesy looking models
  • It's like the old tales of the crypt open, except a puppet skeleton doesn't pop up at the end
  • The Game of Thrones font is just a normal font with 3 lines vertically through the O's
  • Blondie queen wants guy in beard's sister to send troops, which… she isn't
  • Bearded guy is angry at elf's brother and non-troop-sending lady's sister
  • They all used to be at war, and aren't now, but still don't like each other
  • Matronly woman vouches for beard guy, claims she was sexually assaulted, and that beard guy defended her
  • That makes his previous murder attempts ok
  • Backstreet Boy in wheel chair seems to only stare pensively at people
  • Frumpy girl who liked swords with goatee guy in last episode visits dirty guy who hasn't showered and works in a weapon or coal factory or something
  • It looks really cold there
  • Frumpy girl can throw knives, wants weapon made
  • Bright red tree is meeting spot for bearded guy and Backstreet Boy in wheel chair
  • Seems unlikely a wheel chair could make it through all that snow to get to the red tree. Where are the sidewalks?
  • Bearded guy was the person who pushed Backstreet Boy out the window— I assume this caused the wheel chair situation
  • Angry elf and brother beard seem to think their sister was trash, but loved her anyway
  • Angry elf has said that he wants to die at 80 while receiving sexual favors so often, his brother finishes his description of it
  • Beard guy might be Sir Jamie
  • Matronly woman might be Lady Greer
  • Guy who kind of looks like Ricky Gervais and Lenny from "Laverne & Shirley" visits Queen Blondie
  • They used to not like each other but now do, which is the relationship dynamic of every person in this show apparently
  • Red Head — Lady Sansar?
  • Red Head and Blondie might be at odds with each other
  • Red Head brother loves Blondie
  • Blondie's eyebrows are remarkably dark for her hair color
  • Blondie is in love with John, which might be John Snow
  • They're in Winterfell. What falls in winter? Snow. Probably entire plot of series.
  • Some conflict between Blondie and Red Head about a throne and the north
  • Red Head hugging someone— I have no idea who it is, everyone looks the same
  • Little kid wants to join the war and eat some soup
  • The "someone is here" alarm sounds
  • Red Hair Burly Guy is happy to be home. He also has a beard.
  • Eye patch guy is there too
  • Whoever is coming is coming before sun up
  • The army is unbeatable except for their one weak point that destroys the entire army, kind of like the Death Star
  • Angry elf wants to fight, but he's apparently too smart
  • "We're all going to die, but at least we go together" from red burly beard guy— doesn't sound like a positive observation
  • Couple of people want to see the beach together
  • The safe part of the city seems to be the crypt, which is almost never the safe part
  • Someone killed a "White Walker" and is proud of this
  • Angry elf and brother think their dad wouldn't like them to die defending Winterfell
  • Brother of angry elf was sleeping with his sister. Which I think is also angry elf's sister
  • Burly red beard guy killed a king then slept with his wife when he was 10, then breastfed for a few months, currently is extremely poor at getting liquid in mouth while drinking—like the drinking problem from the guy in Airplane!
  • Everyone seems to think they're probably going to die in a few hours
  • Frumpy girl gets her weapon
  • She asks the guy who brought the weapon a lot of invasive questions about his sexual history
  • They says she wants to hook up for her first time before they die
  • She looks less frumpy without clothes on
  • Sir Jamie… of Lanister?
  • Sir Brianne of Toth(?) is going to be a lady knight, which isn't a thing usually. Good to see they're breaking some glass ceilings
  • Fat guy gives Bryan Cranston looking guy a large sword
  • Sporty Spice gives kiss to boyfriend
  • Persons real name is Agon Tarkarian or something— this seems significant but I don't have any idea why or what it means
  • The scary opposing army is in view of castle/Winterfell. They are on horses.
  • This is probably a lot more dramatic to people who understand it

UPDATE: Here's how the discussion went on radio. Watch the video below.

Stu's totally out of context Game of Thrones Review | Episode

COVID is back! Or that is what we’re being told anyway...

A recent spike in COVID cases has triggered the left's alarm bells, and the following institutions have begun to reinstate COVID-era mandates. You might want to avoid them if you enjoy breathing freely...

Do YOU think institutions should bring back COVID-era mandates if cases increase? Let us know your thoughts HERE.

Morris Brown College

Both of Upstate Medical's hospitals in Syracuse, New York

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Auburn Community Hospital, New York

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Lionsgate Studio

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United Health Services in New York

Kaiser Permanente in California

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There was a time when both the Left and the Right agreed that parents have the final say in raising their children... Not anymore.

In the People's Republic of California, the STATE, not parents, will determine whether children should undergo transgender treatments. The California state legislature just passed a law that will require judges in child custody cases to consider whether parents support a child’s gender transition. According to the law, the state now thinks total affirmation is an integral part of a child’s “health, safety, and welfare.”

We are inching closer to a dystopia where the state, not the parents, have ultimate rights over their children, a history that people from former Soviet nations would feign repeating.

Glenn dove into the law AND MORE in this episode titled, "Parental Advisory: The EXPLICIT plot to control YOUR kids." To get all the research that went into this episode AND information on how YOU can fight back, enter your email address below:

If you didn't catch Wednesday night's Glenn TV special, be sure to check it out HERE!

The Biden admin has let in MORE illegal aliens than the populations of THESE 15 states

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There are currently an estimated 16.8 MILLION illegal aliens residing in the United States as of June 2023, according to the Federation for American Immigration Reform (FAIR). This number is already 1.3 million higher than FAIR's January 2022 estimate of 15.5 million and a 2.3 million increase from its end-of-2020 estimate. Even Democrats like New York City's Mayor Adams Mayor Adams are waking up to what Conservatives have been warning for years: we are in a border CRISIS.

However, this isn't the same border crisis that Republicans were warning about back in 2010. In the first two years of the Biden administration alone, the illegal alien population increased by 16 PERCENT nationwide, imposing a whopping net cost of $150.6 BILLION PER YEAR on American taxpayers. That is nearly DOUBLE the total amount that the Biden administration has sent to Ukraine.

This isn't the same border crisis that Republicans were warning about back in 2010.

These large numbers often make it difficult to conceptualize the sheer impact of illegal immigration on the United States. To put it in perspective, we have listed ALL 15 states and the District of Colombia that have smaller populations than the 2.3 MILLION illegal immigrants, who have entered the U.S. under the Biden administration. That is more than the entire populations of Wyoming, Vermont, and South Dakota COMBINED—and the American taxpayers have to pay the price.

Here are all 16 states/districts that have FEWER people than the illegal immigrants who have entered the U.S. under the Biden administration.

1. New Mexico

Population: 2,110,011

2. Idaho

Population: 1,973,752

3. Nebraska

Population: 1,972,292

4. West Virginia

Population: 1,764,786

5. Hawaii

Population: 1,433,238

6. New Hampshire

Population: 1,402,957

7. Maine

Population: 1,393,442

8. Montana

Population: 1,139,507

9. Rhode Island

Population: 1,090,483

10. Delaware

Population: 1,031,985

11. South Dakota

Population: 923,484

12. North Dakota

Population: 780,588

13. Alaska

Population: 732,984

14. Washington DC

Population: 674,815

15. Vermont

Population: 647,156

16. Wyoming

Population: 583,279

POLL: Should the Government control the future of AI?

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Earlier this week, tech titans, lawmakers, and union leaders met on Capitol Hill to discuss the future of AI regulation. The three-hour meeting boasted an impressive roster of tech leaders including, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, Google CEO Sundar Pichai, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, and others, along with more than 60 US Senators.

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The meeting was closed to the public, so what was exactly discussed is unknown. However, what we do know is that a majority of the CEOs support AI regulation, the most vocal of which is Elon Musk. During the meeting, Musk called AI "a double-edged sword" and strongly pushed for regulation in the interest of public safety.

A majority of the CEOs support AI regulation.

Many other related issues were discussed, including the disruption AI has caused to the job market. As Glenn has discussed on his program, the potential for AI to alter or destroy jobs is very real, and many have already felt the effects. From taxi drivers to Hollywood actors and writers, AI's presence can be felt everywhere and lawmakers are unsure how to respond.

The potential for AI to alter or destroy jobs is very real.

Ultimately, the meeting's conclusion was less than decisive, with several Senators making comments to the tune of "we need more time before we act." The White House is expected to release an executive order regarding AI regulation by the end of the year. But now it's YOUR turn to tell us what YOU think needs to be done!

Should A.I. be regulated?

Can the government be trusted with the power to regulate A.I.? 

Can Silicon Valley be trusted to regulate AI? 

Should AI development be slowed for safety, despite its potential advantages?

If a job can be done cheaper and better by AI, should it be taken away from a human?

Do you feel that your job is threatened by AI?