Stu's totally out of context 'Game of Thrones' Review | Episode 2

The following is part of an ongoing experiment by Glenn Beck program heartthrob, Stu Burguiere, to begin watching Game of Thrones in its final season, without any previous context. Other than highlights shown in commercials, Stu has never seen a second of Game of Thrones, and has never read a word about its characters or plot lines.

Before embarking on this project, Stu's summary of the series was:

  • There is a battle over who controls the throne(s)?
  • Lots of people watch it
  • There is a lot of violence and/or nudity involved
  • There are dragons that fly around

Spoiler alert: you are about to read information about Game of Thrones that would definitely be considered spoilers, if it was possible to decode what Stu was talking about.

*For pictures of the characters Stu is referencing, check out the review of episode one.

  • There are 7 kingdoms
  • Someone pushed someone out of a tower
  • The open animation is VERY long
  • It also is just animation of very cheesy looking models
  • It's like the old tales of the crypt open, except a puppet skeleton doesn't pop up at the end
  • The Game of Thrones font is just a normal font with 3 lines vertically through the O's
  • Blondie queen wants guy in beard's sister to send troops, which… she isn't
  • Bearded guy is angry at elf's brother and non-troop-sending lady's sister
  • They all used to be at war, and aren't now, but still don't like each other
  • Matronly woman vouches for beard guy, claims she was sexually assaulted, and that beard guy defended her
  • That makes his previous murder attempts ok
  • Backstreet Boy in wheel chair seems to only stare pensively at people
  • Frumpy girl who liked swords with goatee guy in last episode visits dirty guy who hasn't showered and works in a weapon or coal factory or something
  • It looks really cold there
  • Frumpy girl can throw knives, wants weapon made
  • Bright red tree is meeting spot for bearded guy and Backstreet Boy in wheel chair
  • Seems unlikely a wheel chair could make it through all that snow to get to the red tree. Where are the sidewalks?
  • Bearded guy was the person who pushed Backstreet Boy out the window— I assume this caused the wheel chair situation
  • Angry elf and brother beard seem to think their sister was trash, but loved her anyway
  • Angry elf has said that he wants to die at 80 while receiving sexual favors so often, his brother finishes his description of it
  • Beard guy might be Sir Jamie
  • Matronly woman might be Lady Greer
  • Guy who kind of looks like Ricky Gervais and Lenny from "Laverne & Shirley" visits Queen Blondie
  • They used to not like each other but now do, which is the relationship dynamic of every person in this show apparently
  • Red Head — Lady Sansar?
  • Red Head and Blondie might be at odds with each other
  • Red Head brother loves Blondie
  • Blondie's eyebrows are remarkably dark for her hair color
  • Blondie is in love with John, which might be John Snow
  • They're in Winterfell. What falls in winter? Snow. Probably entire plot of series.
  • Some conflict between Blondie and Red Head about a throne and the north
  • Red Head hugging someone— I have no idea who it is, everyone looks the same
  • Little kid wants to join the war and eat some soup
  • The "someone is here" alarm sounds
  • Red Hair Burly Guy is happy to be home. He also has a beard.
  • Eye patch guy is there too
  • Whoever is coming is coming before sun up
  • The army is unbeatable except for their one weak point that destroys the entire army, kind of like the Death Star
  • Angry elf wants to fight, but he's apparently too smart
  • "We're all going to die, but at least we go together" from red burly beard guy— doesn't sound like a positive observation
  • Couple of people want to see the beach together
  • The safe part of the city seems to be the crypt, which is almost never the safe part
  • Someone killed a "White Walker" and is proud of this
  • Angry elf and brother think their dad wouldn't like them to die defending Winterfell
  • Brother of angry elf was sleeping with his sister. Which I think is also angry elf's sister
  • Burly red beard guy killed a king then slept with his wife when he was 10, then breastfed for a few months, currently is extremely poor at getting liquid in mouth while drinking—like the drinking problem from the guy in Airplane!
  • Everyone seems to think they're probably going to die in a few hours
  • Frumpy girl gets her weapon
  • She asks the guy who brought the weapon a lot of invasive questions about his sexual history
  • They says she wants to hook up for her first time before they die
  • She looks less frumpy without clothes on
  • Sir Jamie… of Lanister?
  • Sir Brianne of Toth(?) is going to be a lady knight, which isn't a thing usually. Good to see they're breaking some glass ceilings
  • Fat guy gives Bryan Cranston looking guy a large sword
  • Sporty Spice gives kiss to boyfriend
  • Persons real name is Agon Tarkarian or something— this seems significant but I don't have any idea why or what it means
  • The scary opposing army is in view of castle/Winterfell. They are on horses.
  • This is probably a lot more dramatic to people who understand it

UPDATE: Here's how the discussion went on radio. Watch the video below.


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This MUST be why Trump (allegedly) had NUCLEAR documents at Mar-a-Lago

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According to the Washington Post's "anonymous sources," the FBI was looking for documents related to nuclear weapons during its raid of Mar-a-Lago.

Who could have guessed what Donald Trump did with those documents (never mind that he allegedly had them for over a year before the FBI actually did anything)? And who knows why they were searching through Melania's drawers for such top-secret information? Also, isn't it interesting that even after both Attorney General Merrick Garland and Donald Trump asked for the search warrant to be unsealed, only this very unspecific and very damning bit of information was "leaked" to the Washington Post? And just a few months before the midterm elections?

Since the DOJ still hasn't told us much (what was leaked to the media), Glenn did his best to present a few "theories" of his own on "The Glenn Beck Program" Friday. Watch the video clip below to hear more from "The Glenn Beck Program." Can't watch? Download the podcast here.

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New details emerge about Trump raid — and 'it doesn't look good for the FBI'

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New, alleged details about the raid of former President Donald Trump's home at Mar-a-Lago hint that it's "not looking good for the FBI," said BlazeTV host Glenn Beck on the radio program Thursday.

Trump has faced attacks from every direction, but despite all of it, he has "not been found guilty or had any kind of real, solid evidence against him," Glenn pointed out.

Glenn detailed a long list of investigations, accusations, and lawsuits against Trump, and the latest puzzling revelations about the FBI's raid of Mar-a-Lago, which only seem to raise even more questions. For example, did agents truly refuse to give Trump's lawyer a copy of the warrant upon arriving at the home? Because sources have alleged that his attorney was kept "10 feet away from the warrant" and was not allowed to actually read it. If that's true, then it was absolutely against the law.

Then there was the inordinate amount of time spent going through Melania Trump's closet. And did they have the proper authority to break into Trump's safe?

"That warrant had better damn well say that they can break into that safe because the law is, you can't go into somebody's house and ... just tear it all apart," Glenn said. "You have to have a pretty good idea of where things might be located, and you ask for permission for those areas. And you have to know exactly what you're looking for, and if it's in a safe, you need to specifically say, 'it's in a safe and we're having a safe cracker come in.' If they didn't say in the warrant that they could crack his safe, it's the fruit of the poisoned tree. By the way, there was nothing in the safe."

Glenn also explained that the FBI broke into a specific "safe room" that contained national archives, which Trump was allegedly told by investigators to keep in a locked room.

"[Trump] made a safe room, and put two locks on it, at their request. And that's what they broke into," Glenn said. "This doesn't look good for the FBI," he added.

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There’s an economic axis of evil taking shape right now, and the people in charge of our government are too stupid to acknowledge and deal with what’s happening. The U.S. dollar and the entire financial system are at stake, and, as Glenn Beck reveals on "Glenn TV" Wednesday, our enemies’ PUBLISHED plans to take the entire thing down.

While all of this is happening, our own leaders are making everything worse. We’ve got Nancy Pelosi risking an international incident, accelerating China’s plans to collapse us. And when Biden SHOULD be focusing on the security of our country, he’s instead preoccupied with controlling the weather with his Inflation "Reduction" Act.

Glenn exposes the TRUE numbers on what that bill will do to your family’s budget. Add to that, they’re more than doubling the IRS to make sure you feel the pain. And if you think they won’t come for you, look at what they just did to the former president of the United States. The DOJ and FBI just went after the political opponent of their boss, Joe Biden.

This is what they are focused on, and the threat to the dollar — and the entire financial system — isn’t even on their radar. Pain is coming for us, and they don’t care one bit.

Watch the full episode below:

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Speaking before signing the “PACT Act of 2022” on Wednesday morning, President Joe Biden claimed that his wonderful economic plan "is working" and that somehow July’s annual inflation rate of 8.5% was actually “zero.”

“I just want to say a number: zero. Today we received news that our economy had 0% inflation in the month of July,” Biden said during a ceremony in the East Room of the White House.

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre dutifully echoed the president's not-at-all misleading claim:

The truth of the matter is that last month's inflation rate of 8.5% was a (small) step in the right direction, but only because it was lower than June's 41-year high of 9.1% — and the thing is, anyone who's graduated kindergarten knows it.

So, who do White House personnel think they're fooling? On the radio program Wednesday, Glenn Beck and producer Stu Burguiere broke down how the Biden administration came to this latest disingenuous conclusion about the economy, what the latest consumer price index actually shows, and why the inevitable Biden brag-fest will be unbearable.

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