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Alex Jones Hawks Supplement With 'Stuff Found in Comets'

John Oliver delved into the world of conspiracy theorist Alex Jones on Sunday’s episode of Last Week Tonight, taking a look at Jones’ lucrative supplement store. It’s estimated that the InfoWars Store, which sells “vitality formula,” “lung cleanse” and other dubious health products, brings in millions for Jones each year.

The episode had gems including Jones’ own explanation of why he wears expensive Rolex watches: “I dress as a Satanist so that I could enter their world.”

Wednesday on radio, Glenn parsed an odd clip where Jones explained a particular supplement that is organic --- yet not organic.

The supplement iss “made from organic sources, but the bacteria’s GMO,” Jones said in the clip. “This stuff is only found in comets, with trace amounts in blueberries.”

“Do blueberries come from comets?” co-host Pat Gray asked jokingly.

Duh, Pat.

“You didn’t realize that blueberries . . . look at them, they’re baby comets!” Glenn countered.

GLENN: Yeah. Yeah. So here's what's crazy. So you have Al Gore, 10 percent of the population just listening to that guy. And then on the flip side, you have -- I don't even know, 3 percent, 10 percent of the population that actually will listen to the news of this guy. Listen to this.

ALEX: You've had back pain before. Maybe you've had nerves that were cut off. This creates tingling. A lot of people have their feeling come back. I'm not going to make claims. Just research it. It's true. Organically based bio PQQ. And it's not technically organic.

(laughter)

PAT: One of his products.

Oh.

ALEX: The other stuff is synthetic. Completely lab made. This is made from organic sources, but the bacteria is GMO. I'll just tell you up front. But it's not like the super high tech stuff. It's a bacteria that's just been bred to be able to then see secrete and produce this. Just like beer is bacteria.

GLENN: Okay. All right.

ALEX: That's how the Japanese do it.

PAT: Right.

ALEX: It's bioidentical. This stuff is only found in comets and in trace amounts in blueberries.

(laughter)

GLENN: This is the world we live in now.

PAT: Stuff is only found in comets -- and in trace amounts of blueberries.

(laughter)

PAT: Well, and kumquats. Some kumquats have it.

STU: Every fifth kumquat.

PAT: What the hell. What is that? First of all, GMOs, to this guy and his audience, are the worst thing imaginable.

GLENN: Ever.

STU: Right. But he can make money off of them.

GLENN: But this GMO is different.

PAT: It's not a high-tech GMO. It's just -- it's a normal run-of-the-mill GMO.

GLENN: Exactly.

STU: That's how the Japanese do it.

GLENN: It's a low-tech GMO. It's like -- it's a poor man's GMO.

PAT: It's the kind of genetically modified organism that let's say cavemen developed.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: Would have done. Or really, really, the guys who flunked out of, you know, chemistry and all of that, they just -- they're not smart enough -- in fact, they blew up their lab themselves just trying to make a milkshake a few years ago, but they're the ones who put this one together. It's not high-tech at all.

STU: No, you'll find them in comets and blueberries. And certain packages of Twizzlers have them.

GLENN: Wait. Wait.

PAT: Do blueberries come from comets? How did they get this substance only available on comets? How did that happen?

GLENN: Please, you didn't realize that -- you didn't realize that blueberries. Look at them. They're baby comets.

STU: That's true.

PAT: Okay. Right.

STU: That's true.

PAT: Baby purply sort of comets.

GLENN: Take a blueberry. Freeze it. Put it in space. You know, make it 65 million times larger.

STU: Maybe closer --

GLENN: What do you identify that as? A comet.

STU: Maybe it's just closer than we think. When they go across the sky, they look pretty small.

GLENN: Right.

STU: So maybe it's just this blueberry, and it's only like 40 feet up. You just don't realize it.

GLENN: 40 feet? Maybe it's just out of arm's-length. You're just -- you're pointing, and you're about an inch away. Look at that in the sky.

PAT: Oh, man.

STU: But, I mean, tell me -- because you listen to that clip. And that clip is from the John Oliver rant that he had on Alex Jones this weekend, which is actually -- even though I'm not a huge fan -- very funny. But if you look at that clip that we just played of Alex Jones, it's just non-stop disclaimers. He knows he's lying to his audience. And it's the same thing with Al Gore with Dr. Maslowski. We've played that clip how many times where he has so many disclaimers built into what he's saying, you know he knows what he's saying is alarmist or he's justifying something that he knows is untrue. But he just says it because he knows -- his audience is going to go along with it. When you're this far down this road, you never disagree with what the host is saying. That's amazing.

GLENN: This is -- we really have arrived at the time when I said you're not going to know who to believe. You're not going to know what to believe. Everything will be upside down. Nobody will have any credibility. I hope you have yours at that point. We're at that point. Do you have your credibility?

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NO comparison between REAL Jim Crow laws & Georgia voting bill

The left keeps comparing Georgia's new voting regulations to Jim Crow era laws, arguing the voting bill is too restrictive and even racist against minority populations. But Glenn argues that it's an INSULTING comparison to make, especially to those who actually lived and experienced the real, horrifying Jim Crow laws during the early 20th century. In this clip, Glenn explains what Jim Crow ACTUALLY means and how Georgia does not even COME CLOSE.

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Will vaccinated Americans still need mask regulations by Memorial Day?

With Texas' recent elimination of state-mandated COVID regulations, Major League Baseball was back full swing in the Lone Star State; the Texas Rangers just held the first full-capacity sporting event since the start of the pandemic. In this clip, Stu details the non-strict 'mask police' that were at the game, and Pat makes an interesting prediction: could mask regulations for vaccinated Americans actually be phased out by Memorial Day?

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Did Joe Biden tell America to stop praying?

Enough prayers? Why is supposed Catholic Joe Biden suggesting that Congress ought to stop praying for after someone commits acts of gun violence?

On Friday, Stu Burguiere and Pat Gray filled in for Glenn and discussed President Joe Biden's remarks during his speech on gun control. "Enough prayers. Time for some action," Biden said. Stu and Pat were surprised how dismissive Biden appeared to be on the idea of prayer.

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WATCH this pastor chase 'communist' cops out of his church: 'Gestapo is not allowed here!'

Just days after Canadian pastor James Coates was released from prison for refusing to bow to COVID-19 lockdown restrictions, several police officers showed up at another church to ensure restrictions were being followed. But Polish pastor Artur Pawlowski of the Cave of Adullam Church in Alberta, Canada, knew his rights, telling the cops not to come back until they had a warrant in hand.

Filling in for Glenn Beck on the radio program this week, Pat Gray and Stu Burguiere played a video of the interaction.

"Please get out. Please get out of this property immediately. Get out!" Pawlowski can be heard yelling at the six officers who entered his church.

"Out! Out! Out! Get out of this property immediately until you come back with a warrant," he continued. "Go out and don't come back. I don't want to talk to you. You Nazis, Gestapo is not allowed here! ... Nazis are not welcome here! Do not come back you Nazi psychopaths. Unbelievable sick, evil people. Intimidating people in a church during the Passover! You Gestapo, Nazi, communist fascists! Don't you dare come back here!"

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