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Woman With Rare Condition Wakes up With Painful Migraines That Cause Her to Speak in Foreign Accents

Imagine waking up with a different voice.

That’s the nightmare that Arizona woman Michelle Myers says she’s living after a particularly painful migraine. Myers, 45, has never been overseas, but she speaks with an accent that sounds British.

Myers, who says she’s woken up before with Irish and Australian accents that faded in time, chatted with Glenn today to bring awareness to Foreign Accent Syndrome, an extremely rare condition that was first documented in 1907 and has been reported in cases around the world. Researchers have documented how brain injury and strokes can distort how patients speak to suggest a foreign accent.

“When I told my doctor I didn’t feel well, he kept telling me I had hormone problems,” Myers described the painful and blinding headaches that preceded her speech impediment. “All of a sudden, this Irish sound came out of my face.”

This article provided courtesy of TheBlaze.

GLENN: Michelle Myers is a mom of seven. She lives in Buckeye, Arizona. She's a former Texas beauty queen. She has never left the United States.

That's an important fact to remember, when we speak to her.

She has been diagnosed at the Mayo Clinic with a couple of diseases. One of them is Ehlers-Danlos syndrome. And that causes her to easily bruise, rupture blood vessels, painful joints. Her joints are easily dislocated.

It's really, really painful. The other thing she has -- I had never heard of. And I got to believe, for anybody who has been to the doctor over and over and over again, and they're like, well, I can't see anything here. This has to be really frustrating.

She has blinding headaches. But in three different occasions, she has woken up. The first time, with an Irish accent. She had that for a while. The second time, she had an Australian accent. And now she has a British accent.

I got to believe people would say, she's faking it. No. She -- she has a rare disease. What is it? The foreign accent -- I can't remember. Foreign Accent Syndrome. I didn't even know it existed. And she's here to tell us about it. Hello,

Michelle, how are you?

MICHELLE: Hello, Mr. Beck. Good morning.

GLENN: How weird is it for you --

(laughter)

GLENN: -- to sound as you described, like Mary Poppins, and you're not trying to.

MICHELLE: No. Not at all.

First, I want to say thank you so much for giving me this opportunity to speak for people whose voices, pun intended, are not being heard exactly.

Second, the Mary Poppins thing definitely came from everyone who makes me think that I'm from somewhere else, but I'm not. I'm a very proud American daughter.

GLENN: So, Michelle, how -- you literally just wake up and you were Irish. How long -- how long do these spells usually last?

MICHELLE: The very first one was in 2011. And I actually -- a lot of people -- I really want to make this clear. Some people think I kind of fell asleep and woke up innocently. And, you know, like Mary Poppins, skipped off into the sunset. But that's not exactly how it happened. I actually have what's called (inaudible) migraines, which paralyze you down, called blindness in the eye. It's also very painful, aside from the Ehlers-Danlos and other things.

So I laid down. Because I had a headache. I had thrown up. I could barely see in my eye. So I laid down because when I told my doctor that I didn't feel well, he kept telling me I had hormone problems. So I didn't go back to see him. So I left. The next thing I knew, I popped up, and it was like -- I tried to say Charles' voice. All of a sudden, it's -- an Irish sound came out of my face. And I was shocked, shocked.

GLENN: Okay. I know there are millions of people in America that have -- you know, have diseases and have problems that nobody can diagnosis.

And they just feel -- I mean, you get to a point to where you're like, look, I'd rather have you tell me that I have cancer than, you got nothing.

You know, because you just -- I'm not making this up, man. How long did you -- did the doctors immediately know, or did doctors start to say, okay. Michelle, I mean -- I mean --

VOICE: Yeah.

GLENN: Did they know automatically what this was? Because I've never heard of this.

MICHELLE: And I never -- Mayo Clinic and some other people have made reports about it, but I never went to the Mayo Clinic. Some of that is getting reported.

GLENN: Oh, okay.

MICHELLE: And it's just because different people are commenting on the story. So it can kind of get messed up a bit.

GLENN: Okay. Sure.

MICHELLE: But honestly, I didn't go to the doctor for years, because I literally thought I was crazy. I thought that something was just wrong with em, which is what everyone thinks.

GLENN: Yeah.

MICHELLE: The other thing is, it's not -- I don't know why. It was coined in 1907 by a neurologist whose last name is Murray. P.M. Murray (phonetic). And he called it Foreign Accent Syndrome. Because what you hear from me sounds kind of (inaudible), and it sounds like I'm from somewhere else. However, it's a speech impediment due to something traumatic happens to your body.

So you would tease someone who has a stutter. We would all be in a tizzy about it. But when there's people like me -- and there are other people like me. I know them personally. We've met through social media and things.

And we get thrown under the bus by physicians and doctors and health care people. And we are asking for help. It's not just me. I speak for a little microcosm of people, who have had this happen. So, yes, my doctors -- they sent me to a neural psychologist, a psychiatrist. You know, all that stuff.

GLENN: So just -- just one more question on this. And I'll go a little deeper with you.

But did you -- I mean, it is -- it's a consistent accent.

So it's not like a stutter or a slurred speech or anything. I mean, it's a consistent accent.

And before it was Irish. And then Australian.

Was there any influence in your life that put that, or is it just really mechanical?

MICHELLE: No. It truly -- I've had people even contact me and say, Michelle, your DNA has memory in cells.

So perhaps what's happened is some type of reset, some divine reset has happened. There's also been some weird people that are like, I see a dead Englishwoman wrapped up in your body. None of that. None of that. Some guy actually contacted the news here, and they let me know he wanted to do an exorcist on me. Because he felt some dead lady from Britain. I'm like no. Jesus took care of that. I don't have that.

It's frustrating because people think that -- it is consistent, but people in the FAS community -- we have a little community. Our accents will sometimes be thicker and sometimes be lesser thick. And sometimes it depends on if we have migraines, headaches, or another stroke. Some traumatic thing that happens to your brain in any way, neurologically at all, it can change. It can change sound. It as well can change intensity as well.

GLENN: Can this just go away on you? Can you --

MICHELLE: I haven't had -- I haven't had mine leave in three years. The -- first one, the Irish one lasted eight days. And the next one lasted for just barely like an afternoon. And then in 2015, in May, it's been three years. It will be three years in May.

STU: It's fascinating. I mean, because you have a -- it's very consistent.

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: But you would have to have the knowledge of the accent. Right? Like people who grow up with an English accent is because they're hearing it constantly. And obviously you've heard English accents in your life. But to able to apply it to every word you're trying to say.

GLENN: All the time.

MICHELLE: For three years.

STU: Yeah. How do doctors explain that?

MICHELLE: Well, that's the thing. That's why we need more people to research. If you think about it globally, if there's around 100 people -- in all the billions of people that we have -- and that's just reported. Because I know many people that they haven't reported anything.

For seven years, I've gone through people blaming it on my hormones, or blaming it on I need anxiety medication. All these other things.

But there was a catalyst. There's always a catalyst. People -- all of us report there was a brain trauma of some sort, even if it was -- even the lady with the dental surgery, she actually had a drug that altered her mind. Put her out. So everything has a catalyst. No one has authority like they want to be.

Am I allowed to mention other media news outlets?

GLENN: Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

MICHELLE: Well, a lot of my friends and I were actually quite offended because on the Live With Kelly & Ryan Show, they got a hold of my story. I did not talk to them. So I guess they decided to read it on their morning show. They literally -- Kelly ended up saying, she would like to throw herself down the stairs in order to sound like me.

And Ryan said, oh, that's kind of like Madonna. And other people, when they live some place, they have that accent.

That is -- that's greatly offensive. We have to struggle so hard. There are people who lose their jobs because their voices switch so much. These people have families. They have children. They have lives they'd like to live. But we have the accent. Why? Because we have neurological issues that are going on, and no one can really explain them. It was very hard.

GLENN: I will tell you this, Michelle. You know, the -- the British accent does -- I mean, there are worse accents to have. And, you know, so it's -- if you're looking at it from the outside and you're like, oh, if I could pick an accent, people would thick I'm smarter and everything else.

MICHELLE: Yeah.

GLENN: However, if you joke like that, what you don't recognize is, this isn't your choice. And I read something from you. You said that you watched videos of you with your kids. And it's difficult. Can you explain that?

MICHELLE: Uh-huh. You know, I am a believer in the Lord. And when I was 13 years old, the Lord told me about my first daughter that would be born. I wrote it in a little journal like a little girl does.

And when I got older, I had that child. And she is now 22 years old. But all of my children, he told me their names. And particularly, I have twin boys that are 14 now. I name them Tyler and Tyson.

I can no longer say the R on the end of the name. And while everyone would be like, that's such a silly thing to be upset about. I named him because his name -- that meant builder. Like the Lord -- he has this build thing in him. So for me, speaking over my son, it was very important to name him what I felt God told me to name him in prayer.

So now when I can't simply pronounce some of the children's names when I say them, they don't sound like my heart said them, or they were in my womb. And so there was a little bit of a grief there. Because I did not choose this path for me.

I'm also a survivor of sexual assault. While it's not a drastic and a violent -- in that manner, it was taken from me. And that's what people lose about this whole thing. There are so many thousands of jokes on the internet and terrible things going on. I didn't do this on purpose. No one did.

GLENN: Michelle, I'm thrilled to talk to you. And to get your perspective on this. I hear that you and your husband are fans of the show and listen to the show.

MICHELLE: Oh, Good Lord, no, I don't have a husband. That was a nasty rumor.

GLENN: Oh, really? I thought -- wow. Okay. Then, you're available.

MICHELLE: My brother -- my brother --

GLENN: Oh, your brother. Your brother. Your brother.

MICHELLE: He's listened to you for so many years. He's, like, running around here like a little -- he has a man crush or something. He's so excited. He's my younger brother.

GLENN: Well, thank you so much. And I -- I can't imagine -- and we would love to hear from you again, if it goes away, we would love to hear from you. And if anybody happens to be listening and has this, do you have a way for people to contact you?

MICHELLE: Well, there are some different groups that people have sprung up. One way to contact me obviously is just through the website. You can go to (inaudible) 25.com. It's really easy. And I try to lead people in the right direction. I thank you for helping me give a voice to it. But it's really about chronic illness. And invisible illnesses. There's so many.

GLENN: I know. I know.

MICHELLE: So we just thank you for this opportunity to talk about it.

GLENN: Thank you so much, Michelle. Thank you so much.

MICHELLE: God bless you too. Goodbye.

(music)

STU: Just happy she was mad at Kelly and Ryan. It's like the first time we've ever had one of these things that we weren't the ones people were mad at. It's weird.

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Why RFK Jr.’s Former Running Mate OPPOSES Casey Means for Surgeon General

President Trump’s nomination of Dr. Casey Means for Surgeon General had many MAHA fans cheering. But RFK Jr.’s former running mate, BlazeTV host Nicole Shanahan, has major reservations. She joins Glenn, who has been a fan of Casey, to explain why she believes there are stronger candidates. Means, Shanahan claims, may have “conflicts of interest” because of the “biometric harvesting company” she founded and its close ties to Silicon Valley. Shanahan also questions whether RFK Jr. is playing “political 4D chess,” or if she was lied to when she was promised that the Means siblings wouldn’t be in government. Is RFK Jr. reporting to someone other than Trump? Shanahan explains why she believes it’s possible.

Transcript

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GLENN: Nicole Shanahan. Nicole, how are you?

NICOLE: Glenn, how are you doing?

GLENN: I am very good. It's great to have you here.

So I want to ask you, the Surgeon General thing, are you for Casey Means? Or not for Casey Means?

NICOLE: Well, I will tell you who I am for, Glenn.

GLENN: Okay.

NICOLE: I'm for all of those Americans. Those hundreds of thousands of doctors, seeking truth, honesty, and dignity in our medical system once again. That is what I'm for. That is what propels MAHA into existence.

That's what propels Bobby Kennedy into the position of running for president of the United States. That's why I joined the campaign. It really is about listening to this group of doctors that did the right thing during the COVID pandemic.

That spoke up, when it was dangerous to speak up.

That lost their licenses. And so when I hear from that base, concern or research. About individuals, in and around MAHA.

I have to listen to them.

And I do listen to them.

Because oftentimes, they are right. They're brave, and they're principled. So the concern I've been hearing from that group of people is that MAHA -- you know, any movement. MAGA had this issue too of infiltration by different groups that are more self-serving, than they are for the movement itself.

GLENN: Uh-huh.

NICOLE: And so just one example, Casey Means is a founder of a company that does biometric harvesting. She's very close with many of the big data biometric harvesting companies.

In Silicon Valley. And this -- I noticed with all these people. You do not want them running in a government position that is responsible for everybody equally. Right?

GLENN: So wait. Wait. Wait.

What is -- what is that?

They're harvesting, what?

NICOLE: Well, so biometric data is anything between heart rate data, to all of the data that is collected from your FitBit or high glucose monitor. It could be labs. It could be -- then there's all the DNA harvesting. And big data that's being done.

So, you know, I think that the base -- MAHA really came from medical freedom. And medical sovereignty.

And the idea that we have to keep conflicts of interests. Out of the government.

And so when I -- you know, see some stuff going on. That we could be doing better.

Right?

Our job.

And I learned this from the MAGA base.

Our job is to ton seek the best possible people. For government, that are truly putting the principles of this country first.

The principles of American sovereignty first.

GLENN: So you wrote yesterday.

It's very strange. It doesn't make any sense. I was promised that if I supported RFK Jr. in the Senate confirmation, that neither of these siblings would be working under HHS or an appointment.

And that people much more qualified would be. I don't know -- I'm sorry.

RFK very clearly lied to me. Or what's going on. It's been clear in recent conversations that he's reporting to someone regularly, who is controlling his decisions, and it isn't President Trump.

With regards to the siblings, there is something very artificial and aggressive about them. Almost as if they were bred and raised as Manchurian assets. Wow!

NICOLE: So keep in mind, I was responding to Dr. Suzanne Humphries.

Who was also expressing very similar sentiment.

GLENN: Concern. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

NICOLE: Concern. There's better candidates.

So what's going on? I also heard from other MDs in the field.

That there was another doctor that RFK had wanted for the position. Very, very qualified doctor.

And -- and, you know, he was caught by surprise as well. By -- by this other choice.

So, you know, there's -- again, they -- they don't call it the swamp for no reason. Right?

GLENN: Right.

NICOLE: And, you know, I'm not officially within the administration at all.

In fact, I decided to take the path of staying an independent --

GLENN: Smart.

NICOLE: -- media person. Which I think -- I think and you know this, Glenn. It's really important that when you are an independent media voice, that you -- you stick by your principles. And that you are not just a mouthpiece for any government organizations.

That you're really on the outside, reflecting back the hopes and wishes of the constituents.

GLENN: Yeah. There's -- it's very hard to do.

I mean, I take stances against the president.

And for the president. You always have to -- you always have to balance, you know, I have my opinion.

And I'm never going to be bought out by anybody.

I'm never. But you also want to make sure that you're being fair to the people that you trust. And I know you have trusted RFK for a very, very long time.

And for what struck me on this. Is, you know, I don't know if RFK lied to me. Which I hope he didn't, or what's going on. It's been clear in recent conversation that he is reporting to someone regularly, who is controlling his decisions.

That's a remarkable thing to say, especially about RFK.

Because he does not strike me as somebody who is afraid of somebody else.

NICOLE: You know, I don't know if it's fear or that he's playing political 4D chess. And, again, they don't call it the swamp for no reason.

It's just, at some point, there's certain decisions, that are worth fighting for.

And I do appreciate what a very complex political environment this is.

GLENN: Oh, yeah.

NICOLE: And I do understand that even within these agencies, there are groups that are intentionally keeping and withholding information from the new leadership.

So, you know, I -- I fully appreciate how complicated it is.

So I fully appreciate how complicated it all is, but there are definitely things that the base is -- is, you know, like, this is an easy one. This could have gone better. Right?

You don't truly -- and, you know, everyone is guessing what precisely this 4D chess is all about. And why these moves are being made. And trying to anticipate the next one.

But it's something that I think that, you know, there's just certain things that indicate that whomever he's giving -- whoever his chess coach is. Could be making some better decisions for him. And --

GLENN: But Casey.

I mean, when I talk to the twins, during -- or after COVID.

They seemed pretty clear on what was bad and what was good.

They -- they both seemed to be good on -- on COVID. And the vaccines. Didn't they?

Or is my memory --

JEFFY: They talk a great talk.

I will say, I was once a fan of it as well.

It was only after I received many comments from individuals, in and around the transition team.

As well as new research that came up.

And then really, like, you know, when the base expresses these things and provides that degree of inquiry, and it shows that kind of concern.

I think we owe it to them.

GLENN: Yes. I agree. I agree.

ANNA: Yeah.

GLENN: So overall, how do you feel things are going?

NICOLE: I think, again, there's been a lot of focus around food dives. Meanwhile, there's millions of people suffering from vaccine injuries, that still feel very neglected.

So I do think -- I do appreciate the executive order, regarding gain of function and limiting overseas research.


GLENN: And shutting down a dangerous -- and shutting down a very dangerous bio lab here.

NICOLE: Yes. And there are many of these bio labs that are kind of flying under the radar.

GLENN: Right.

NICOLE: So it's a big step in the right decisions sedition. I'm a huge Jay Bhattacharya fan. Probably one of his biggest.

I really am excited for him, as he built out his team.

I hope, he has a very, very strong team around him. In the next coming weeks. Because he's going need to it.

As far as HHS goes, you know, I would love to see Bobby bring in more of those doctors that have been around him for the last ten years, very regularly.

Because these are the individuals that, you know, I -- I trust these people with my life. They have sacrificed everything to do the right thing time and time again.

They are so deeply principled. They will never take a check over helping a patient out.

And they actually do have the answers. So I'm hoping to see more of those people around Bobby too.

GLENN: So I'm wondering because this is the way I feel about a couple of things with the FBI. And Intel.

That if I don't see some people in the next year or so, go to jail, or at least brought in for a fair and honest trial, you know. I don't want to just scoop people up. And just assume that they're guilty.

But build a good, strong case. Bring it to trial.

Have it a fair and honest trial. And let the chips fall where they may.

But if I don't see some prosecution, at least. I think I'm very upset at the G O.J.

Pam Bondi. Head of the FBI. Kash Patel. And I don't -- and I'm trusting them so far, that they are doing that.

Do you feel the same way at all, about -- you know, if you don't see some people who go to jail there, that clearly lied about the vaccines.

If they don't go to jail. You have -- you really haven't fixed anything.

You're just eating around the edges.

NICOLE: Yeah. Yeah. I think that really explains it. And this is why I think it's important to continue to voice those concerns, because they're only going to grow and mount.

And it really is the American people, that were sold this vision of accountability.

And as we want to see it. We have to see it. Anywhere. Several months into the administration now.

HHS, you know, lags behind the Oval Office in terms of getting going.

But they're -- people were seriously injured. There were many crimes committed against the American public.

Crimes committed against our bravest doctors. Crimes committed against children.

We need accountability.

We really, really need to see that.

Because, you know, there's -- there's a preciousness in this moment. We have to -- we have to deliver. This country deserves it.

GLENN: And, I mean, if we're -- if we can't correct the things that, for instance. Washington State. Just passed a law where if there is another pandemic, everybody seems to be, you know, claiming there's another one, right around the corner.

But if there is another pandemic, that they will have absolute control, over what you put into your body. And what you do. That's terrifying.

NICOLE: I do.

And those emergency orders, they will scrutinize them. They have revisions.

GLENN: Washington State just revised it to just codify it. Washington State just codified it. It's crazy.

NICOLE: Yeah. Yeah.

So I would like to see more focus around that, not Red Dye 40 and not Kellogg's.

I'm totally fine leaving Kellogg's alone, in favor of HHS spending. All of its energy. And all of its focus. And all of its leverage, making sure that we are actually properly ready for the next pandemic.

And not to cause the catastrophic harm, that was caused during COVID-19.

GLENN: Nicole Shanahan. She's got the podcast Back To the People. And it's now coming to Blaze Media.

It's the same podcast she's been doing. Now as she says, with a wider reach. Glad to have you.

Nicole, thank you very much.

NICOLE: Thanks, it's a pleasure to come on.

GLENN: We'll talk to you again.

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Is America’s Grid a Ticking Time Bomb? Trump’s Energy Secretary REACTS | Glenn TV | Ep 430

President Trump is working hard to right the wrongs of the Biden administration. But did Biden harm our energy grid even more than we thought? While Glenn was on vacation in Italy, two other European countries — Spain and Portugal — suffered one of the biggest blackouts in their history. The mainstream media, as they always do, rushed to blame it on ANYTHING other than the countries’ heavy reliance on unreliable green energy. But Glenn has the receipts and the evidence that leftists tried to make America’s grid just as unreliable. Glenn speaks with Energy Secretary Chris Wright about how the Trump administration is reversing these dangerous policies. Secretary Wright also discusses his department’s discovery that Biden shoveled out $93 BILLION in energy loans after Kamala Harris lost the 2024 election and before Trump could take office. Plus, he comments on Trump’s plans to deal with OPEC, why Trump must refill the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, and why Trump is planning the biggest energy project in American history to help accommodate AI. But first, Glenn recaps the biggest media lies that he missed while on vacation. Topping the list: Are these elitists like Axios and Jen Psaki finally admitting that they lied about Biden’s cognitive decline, or do they STILL not get that their charade is over?

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Is the New American Pope Catholic? | Bishop Strickland | The Glenn Beck Podcast | Ep 256

A new pope has been chosen! As the recording of this episode of "The Glenn Beck Podcast" began, white smoke emerged from the Sistine Chapel, signaling the selection of the first American pope. Glenn and Bishop Joseph Strickland react live to the news as the whole world wonders if Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, now Pope Leo XIV, will continue in the ways of his predecessor Pope Francis or go a more traditional route. Bishop Strickland, who was removed from office by Pope Francis, says the former pope pushed a church “in the world and of the world” and reviews “duplicity,” “corruption,” and potential abuse overlooked by the Vatican, including the infamous McCarrick scandal. The pair discuss the resurgence of the Latin Mass, globalism, the Catholic Church’s approach to homosexuality and gender identity, and whether the Shroud of Turin is an “icon” or a “relic.” As the new pope greets the world, Glenn asks, “If we have a more progressive pope, does that set the Church back?” Bishop Strickland advises that “even if we are disappointed and dismayed,” we must pray and keep our focus on God.

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Zuckerberg Wants to Give You AI “Friends” … To CONTROL You?

Meta and Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg has a new goal: to give lonely Americans AI “friends.” But Glenn sounds the alarm: this must NEVER happen! Glenn explains the hidden danger in Zuckerberg’s seemingly kindhearted plan: “AI cannot, must not, and will never be your friend.” Opening that door will only give Meta insane levels of potential for manipulation and control over you.

Transcript

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GLENN: Let's start with this: Mark Zuckerberg. Good guy. I mean, he brought us Facebook.

And, you know, that is the thing that brought all of us together.

Brought out families together. All the people that we lost touch with.

Oh, the world is so much better now that we have Facebook.

So now, he's got another idea. Could we play the clip of Mark Zuckerberg?

VOICE: There's a stat that I honestly think is crazy. The average American has I think it's fewer than three friends. Three people they consider friends. And the average person has demand for meaningfully more. I think it's 15 friends or something.

I guess there's probably at some point, I'm too busy. I can't deal with more people. But the average person wants more connectivity, connection than they have. So, you know, there's a lot of questions that people ask.

Of stuff like, okay. Is this going to replace kind of in person connections or real life connections?

And my default is that the answer to that is probably no.

I think it -- it -- I think that there are all these things that are better kind of about physical connections, when you can have them.

But the reality is that people just don't have the connection when they feel more alone, a lot of the time, than they would like.

GLENN: Hmm. True.

Now, let me ask you. Is there a time when you don't remember feeling so isolated? When you didn't really feel like I don't have any real friends?

When you didn't -- you had real connections with people, instead of a million connections with people that are your friends, but not really your friends?

Can you think of a time, way back in history?

I mean, probably have to go back to the cavemen, to find a time.

Oh. Before Facebook, and social media!

When we weren't all killing ourself, because we have no meaning.

Now, from the people who brought you kill yourself, because you've been on Facebook too much.

Brings you new AI friends. Oh, this is going to be good.

By the way, you know, that's a crazy stat, I think the average American has, what? Three friends. And they have a capacity for, I don't know. Fifteen or 20. I don't know.

Really think about it right now.

How many true friends, do you have?

How many true friends?

People that when you are down and out, there is nothing -- the whole world is against you!

That that person will actually stand by your side. And go, yeah.

I'm their friend.

And I don't care what you say.

How many? How many do you have?

I think I would count myself lucky if I have three.

Now, I have a lot of consequences.

I have a lot of people who we all think are friends. But as a recovering alcoholic, I've been there.

I've done that. As a recovering alcoholic,
who then also is a conservative and spoke out about the Obama administration, I know who my friends are.
I know who my friends are not.

And I think there's a lot of people that have counterfeit friends.

If you've got. Oh, I've got ten or 15 friends.

Eh.

No, you don't. No, you don't.

I've always grown up thinking, you're lucky, you're lucky, to have three, five, really good friends.

That will walk through anything with you. Do you agree with that, Stu?

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: You've never been there.

STU: For you? Oh, God no. But I'm just saying, generally speaking. No. I think -- I mean, you're describing a great friend. You're describing a really --

GLENN: A real friend.

STU: Yeah. Like someone you know and stick around for multiple decades.

GLENN: Yeah, I have lots of friends. You know what I mean? I have millions of Facebook friends.

STU: Right. Those aren't real.

GLENN: Right. And I have lots of friends. But the ones that are there for you always, no matter what, I have family.

And I have family.

STU: Right.

GLENN: And I have a handful of friends. I would consider you one of those.

STU: Thank you. I would as well.

GLENN: Why?

Remember, I have a drinking problem.

STU: Yeah. A lot of brain cells killed to make that decision.

But I think that you -- yes. I think the only thing that I think I'm drilling down a little bit on to try to understand. When you say, well, I have a lot of friends.

In a way, I think that's what Zuckerberg is talking about.

It's not even necessarily a great friend that you have for multiple decades. And can count on at any time.

Just the mid-level consequences, are drying up for a lot of people.

GLENN: Yeah. And why is that?

Why is that?

Because we don't talk to each other anymore.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: Because of social media.

You know, when this generation says, I don't know.

I just think it's weird. I'm just now in a bar someplace.

And some stranger comes up to me and wants to strike up a conversation. I'm like, hello, weirdo. I don't know!

You think it's less weird to go online?
When people can fake everything!

Thank you, Mark Zuckerberg.

But no thanks. Okay.

STU: And they're just -- to build up on this point for one second.

There's a study that came out, the last 20 years, of how much time do you spend socializing with the people.

Again, that's not with your best friends.

This is just socializing with anyone, a human.

Every single group. Every single group has massive drops.

GLENN: Massive.

STU: Massive drops. Just give you some examples.

Ages. Fifteen to 24-year-olds. Thirty-five-point down.

In 20 years. 35 percent. So a typical 15-year-old, as compared to what they are, in 2003 and 2025, where were the two measurement years?

They're spending 35 percent less time, with other human beings.

GLENN: Okay. Hang on just a second. Can you please stop distracting me? Because I'm trying to figure out why our kids are killing themselves.

STU: No, it's really hard.

GLENN: It's very hard to figure out.

STU: To understand.

And this is the coup de grâce of this entire study, which is, the typical female pet owner spends more time actively engaged with her pet, than she spends face-to-face contact with her friends of her own species.

GLENN: Uh-huh.

STU: That is unbelievable -- not like you're in the same house as your cat.

Right? No. More face-to-face time with your cat!

GLENN: And I've got news for you. If you think your cat is your friend, wait until you die, and your cat is trapped in the house with you and you have no friends to check. They will eat your face.

STU: They will still have a use for you.

GLENN: Yeah. They will have a use foy.

STU: Not the other way around.

GLENN: Okay. Here's why I'm bringing this up today.

This is a lie, that is going to be sold to you, like crazy. And it's going to be wrapped in a beautiful, shiny package. And it's going to have from Mark Zuckerberg and others like him, on the tag.

They want you to believe, that AI and bots can be your friends.