“By the way, speaking of heartwarming stories, we started this year with a promise to you that we would not say the President’s name, and if we did, we would fine ourselves $20 every time we said it… What’s heartwarming about this story is the fact that we actually stuck to it for an entire year.”
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With all the talk of income inequality going around these days, it doesn’t hurt to take a look at how the free market has performed over the years.
“The right-wing is acting as crazy as the guy who just murdered his uncle? Calling someone weak is as crazy as Kim Jong Un killing his uncle?”
“Could we have a conversation? When you go to let’s say a Christmas party and there are, you know, 150 people coming, and it’s at somebody’s house, and the invitation clearly says ‘you plus one,’ do you bring your runny-nosed kids?”
For the fourth time in five years, PolitiFact’s notorious ‘Lie of the Year’ involves President Obama’s signature healthcare law. But is naming the President’s major gaffe its ‘Lie of the Year’ a major flip-flop for the organization? Glenn questions PolitiFact’s credibility
“I don’t remember hiring you. Who hired you? Seriously I don’t remember this happening. Holy cow, we didn’t hire him!”
Glenn is not a sports aficionado… by any stretch of the imagination… but even he could not get over a new rule that came out of Major League Baseball winter meetings yesterday. Much to the dismay of current and former players, the MLB intends to eliminate home plate collisions by 2015 at the latest.
“Sometimes you connect with certain songs, and that’s certainly natural. Obviously, I connected closely with the ‘I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas,’ which is, you know, a big time Christmas classic.”
The latest installment of More-On Trivia features a the nearly perfect Denver Broncos taking on the New England Patriots, which just so happens to be the employer of Jeffy’s son, Elvis.
The Obama Administration has sidestepped having to admit exactly how many people have actually signed up for Obamacare. And it turns out, they have been coy for a good reason.